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Daily Afternoon Randomness (20 Photos)

funny soccer kid Daily Afternoon Randomness (20 Photos)

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  1. Vicious Delicious says:

    The girl with the gun is now on my Christmas list

  2. boneman says:

    finger=throat=low self esteem
    Nobody who cares about another person cares about a few pounds plus or minus.

    • dddd says:

      Thanks bonerub. I’m glad you had the courage to address this very serious matter here on the chive. When will John learn? WHEN!?

  3. Matt says:

    is that last one real?

  4. HellHathNoFury says:

    Finger+throat=superficial insecure whiny bitch with no muscle tone and a horrible gag reflex. Sounds sexy to me.

  5. Ken says:

    Viggo Mortensen as a child?

  6. Iwunda says:

    finger+throat = hilarious.

    that chick holding the .50 cal isn’t 100 lbs with her clothes wet. sexy

  7. pooper says:

    8===D+throat = GREAT time

  8. BatteryPoweredTurkeyGravy says:

    but what if said superficial insecure whiny bitch has no gag reflex? hows about a diet of laxatives? lol

  9. Dave says:

    I love that fireman pic. I’m on a break!

  10. stafferty says:

    I love the fact that the kid is getting kicked in the balls by his own teamate. You can’t even pull a card for that.

  11. Anonymous says:

    Captions for #9…..

    • boneman says:

      well, let’s see…captions
      Is it a bird? A plane? a flying fish?
      No …it’s, wait. yes. It IS a flying fish.

      or, it’s just for looks…
      It’s SUPER-FISH-SAIL

      How about, let go of my babies, you wart hog from HELL! (thanx to Raising Arizona)

      “Uh, sure, Mr. Fish. Here’s a cigarette,”

      “Well, officer Fish, I MEANT to get a license….”

      “Take me to the river!…oh, wait. That’s Billy Bass….”

  12. C says:

    So you guys would rather have a chick with no gag reflex puke on you during a bj? Ok whatever gets you hard….

  13. andyg8180 says:

    Doesnt the girl on the horst look like Vigo from Ghostbusters 2??

  14. MissChris says:

    Atheist cat FTW! lol cats are funny when you attach a quote.

  15. LegionDairy says:

    funny thing is, that “fish” is actually called a mullet. hahahah, theres a dude with a mullet, and then theres a fish called a mullet, hahahahah

  16. Moelepo45 says:

    #6 WHEN U SEE IT….GIRL WITH BIG CL!T… CARRY BIG GUN

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