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The girl with the gun is now on my Christmas list
probably better keep an eye on your back…she’s a hitperson and you may be on HER list….
d=))
Yeah, that is probably one of the hottest pictures on here!
Neck and hand tatts are gross.
finger=throat=low self esteem
Nobody who cares about another person cares about a few pounds plus or minus.
Thanks bonerub. I’m glad you had the courage to address this very serious matter here on the chive. When will John learn? WHEN!?
is that last one real?
Finger+throat=superficial insecure whiny bitch with no muscle tone and a horrible gag reflex. Sounds sexy to me.
All men love a girl with a great gag reflex. And by great, we mean none at all.
Viggo Mortensen as a child?
finger+throat = hilarious.
that chick holding the .50 cal isn’t 100 lbs with her clothes wet. sexy
8===D+throat = GREAT time
but what if said superficial insecure whiny bitch has no gag reflex? hows about a diet of laxatives? lol
I love that fireman pic. I’m on a break!
I love the fact that the kid is getting kicked in the balls by his own teamate. You can’t even pull a card for that.
Captions for #9…..
well, let’s see…captions
Is it a bird? A plane? a flying fish?
No …it’s, wait. yes. It IS a flying fish.
or, it’s just for looks…
It’s SUPER-FISH-SAIL
How about, let go of my babies, you wart hog from HELL! (thanx to Raising Arizona)
“Uh, sure, Mr. Fish. Here’s a cigarette,”
“Well, officer Fish, I MEANT to get a license….”
“Take me to the river!…oh, wait. That’s Billy Bass….”
You’re making my comments look good. Hang your head in shame.
So you guys would rather have a chick with no gag reflex puke on you during a bj? Ok whatever gets you hard….
Captain obvious says no gag reflex=no puke.
Doesnt the girl on the horst look like Vigo from Ghostbusters 2??
Atheist cat FTW! lol cats are funny when you attach a quote.
funny thing is, that “fish” is actually called a mullet. hahahah, theres a dude with a mullet, and then theres a fish called a mullet, hahahahah