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What are you talking about? If it were a guy’s bed, it would be birth control.
This is an awesome chick who likes nerdy stuff. That bed is pure Viagra.
I agree, awesome chick
I’d do her.
this is a star wars FAIL for sure!! Ewok and Jar Jar in the window of the millenium falcon?? First… that never happened and never WILL happen
Second… Ewoks are gay
Third… Jar Jar single handedly destroyed Episode 1…
you ruined my day chive :-\ lol jk… Thats pretty aewsome… minute the ewok and jar jar…
If i walked into a chicks room and saw that..hell yeah. Nice Millenium Falcon, but I see you’re missing a wookie…zziiip. And then, we bang.
Yep, Jar Jar and Ewok = fail.
Look how grotty the bed is – second to last photo – someones died on that!
Dude, that’s shading from the paint job.
Effective birth control? Anyone worth breeding with would love that bed.
You are the perfect woman, please marry me. lol.
how to turn an nasty piece of shit into a sellable piece of shit
<3<3OMG I LOVE STAR WARS<3<3!!!!!! When I get my own place I want a round bed just for that! (I'm actually really young. Don't worry, I'm not too old and grown up to be living with my parents. I still go to school!
<3)
Oh, and @andyg8180, judging by your comment about the cute little dolls being a major fail instead of the hot chick (I'm a girl and even I think she's hot), I think your priorities are a FAIL! LOL!
Jar Jar binks ruins it.
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Birth Control!?
Um no, that thing is a fucking Aphrodisiac.