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The Millenium Falcon bed: 100% reliable birth control (17 photos)

a millenium falcon bed 8 The Millenium Falcon bed: 100% reliable birth control (17 photos)

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  1. J-Dog says:

    What are you talking about? If it were a guy’s bed, it would be birth control.
    This is an awesome chick who likes nerdy stuff. That bed is pure Viagra.

  2. ChrisDG74 says:

    I’d do her.

  3. andyg8180 says:

    this is a star wars FAIL for sure!! Ewok and Jar Jar in the window of the millenium falcon?? First… that never happened and never WILL happen
    Second… Ewoks are gay
    Third… Jar Jar single handedly destroyed Episode 1…

    you ruined my day chive :-\ lol jk… Thats pretty aewsome… minute the ewok and jar jar…

  4. Joey says:

    If i walked into a chicks room and saw that..hell yeah. Nice Millenium Falcon, but I see you’re missing a wookie…zziiip. And then, we bang.

  5. Jonathan Passow says:

    Yep, Jar Jar and Ewok = fail.

  6. Hannah says:

    Look how grotty the bed is – second to last photo – someones died on that!

  7. HellHathNoFury says:

    Effective birth control? Anyone worth breeding with would love that bed.

  8. kirby says:

    how to turn an nasty piece of shit into a sellable piece of shit

  9. Marilyn says:

    <3<3OMG I LOVE STAR WARS<3<3!!!!!! When I get my own place I want a round bed just for that! (I'm actually really young. Don't worry, I'm not too old and grown up to be living with my parents. I still go to school! ;) <3)

    Oh, and @andyg8180, judging by your comment about the cute little dolls being a major fail instead of the hot chick (I'm a girl and even I think she's hot), I think your priorities are a FAIL! LOL!

  10. Aaron says:

    Jar Jar binks ruins it.

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  13. Kitty says:

    Birth Control!?
    Um no, that thing is a fucking Aphrodisiac.

  14. Phred says:

    That wasn't a laser blast, something hit us! =D =D =D

  15. Phred says:

    The chances of a guy who owns this bed getting laid are 3780 to 1.

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  21. HAN-Sooloooo says:

    If i saw this in a womans room when i walked in, look her straight in the eyes and say "so YOU were the droid i was looking for!!!"

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