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February 4, 2010 |
In: Funny, Random
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must toast some pug loaf!!!!
this gallery is full of win
rainbow BJ = epic win
FUCK YEAH!! My sax and green glok keeps my pimp hand strong!
Greatest thread since sliced Pug.
“Ok, should I help the beautiful girl with her flat tire or should I take her picture? Hmmmm. I think I’ll take her picture.”
Are there really so many Mountain Lions left that we have to hunt them? Let me guess, it is population control. We are really helping them! Chase them down with dogs and then when they are too exhausted to go on, let’s shoot them. We only do it because we care.
I hunt, cause I enjoy it
That’s an answer that I can respect. While I don’t hunt and certainly don’t approve of hunting rare animals, I would still fight for your right to hunt.
I am not for going out hunting just to slaughter either. I think, if you kill the animal, you should eat it, or give to someone who will.
I want to prescribe some Growacet to all the retards who call the ambulance every damn day for the stupidest complaints. “I’ve had a headache all day. I haven’t taken anything for it, and I’m all out of ideas.” Cry me a river.
Girl with the pump……. You don’t take a pic of that. You help her out. Chivalry is obviously dead……..
I don’t see where chivalry comes into it.
Code of Chivalry from ‘Chivalry’ by Leon Gautier
I. Thou shalt believe all that the Church teaches, and shalt observe all its directions.
II.Thou shalt defend the Church.
III.Thou shalt repect all weaknesses, and shalt constitute thyself the defender of them.
IV.Thou shalt love the country in the which thou wast born.
V.Thou shalt not recoil before thine enemy.
VI.Thou shalt make war against the Infidel without cessation, and without mercy.
VII.Thou shalt perform scrupulously thy feudal duties, if they be not contrary to the laws of God.
VIII.Thou shalt never lie, and shall remain faithful to thy pledged word.
IX.Thou shalt be generous, and give largess to everyone.
X.Thou shalt be everywhere and always the champion of the Right and the Good against Injustice and Evil.
If you helped the girl with the flat then the director would say something like “CUT! Hey asshole you ruined my shot!” cuz its a movie scene.
I was going to say the same thing, (only not as or more funny, depending on my sobriety level) but you beat me to it.
If chivalry is dead, then I’m a necro.
THIS JUST IN, BREAKING NEWS: Ilya Kovalchuk traded to the New Jersey Devils for Snooki, The Situation and a gallon of hair gel and bronzer. J-Woww, seen fist-pumping, was quoted as, “Pumped ta nwot be leavin da shwore.”
hell the first photo’s owner is a great artist, i just checked it out.. man, it is perfect i couldnt believe it myself
I can piss a rainbow.
I would pay $5,000 for a kitten that small. In fact I want about 2,000 of them also. Step 1, Complete.
The “Fart” shop is the Fishing shop in Poland, and fart means luck in Polish.
oh, how i wish that kitten was real *le sigh*
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