Because, young grasshopper, the most buyable women are the least worth loving.
The rings are neat, but I don’t see a reason for rings.
unless it’s a model of Hogwarts, then I’ll be impressed.
let me get this straight: “That’s the strangest favorite color I’ve ever heard” but you find “9¾” to be a prefectly acceptable answer as my quest? i like your randomness miss fury
feel free to flirt shamelessly, youre an attractive woman so i wont complain at all in fact how would you like to be my Blind Al and ill be your Deadpool, deal?
9 3/4 is quite a quest if you haven’t done it before, and it leads to the most awesome subsequent quests. Hm, Blind Al: manipulative, deceptive, witty, slightly evil, lives with Wade..Yes, I’ll sign up!
O_o;;;; what a waste of precious metal. Those rings could never be worn fulltime…. wth. only excuse i can see a person giving or recieving a ring like that is if they are a hardcore archetect…… =.=
..and to think: i thought i’d rule the roost with my quip–”where’s the shitty two bedroom apartment ring?”–but terse pop culture reference > cynical desperation. all. day. long.
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Those things take some serious craftmanship, don’t they? Still ugly as hell, but they can’t be easy to make.
Cost about the same as the houses they depict..?
But for love… nah… just tell her, if she doesn’t believe you, why buy her a ring…
Because, young grasshopper, the most buyable women are the least worth loving.
The rings are neat, but I don’t see a reason for rings.
unless it’s a model of Hogwarts, then I’ll be impressed.
Ooh and new pics up from today’s debauchery.
Debauchery, here on theChive?!?! NEVER
Sorry, directed at Jeff. Poor guy has access to my personal pics, muahaha.
lucky jeff, how do the rest of us get access?
you must answer me these questions three…
or chop down a tree with a herring
*mumbles* or be Jeff or John or Leo….
ill take your questions three. the answers to which are:
1) Deadpool
2)Platform 9¾
3)It only works if you bend your knees and push out with your heels
did i pass?
That’s the strangest favorite color I’ve ever heard.
If you were Deadpool, I’d be just about shamelessly flirting. Too bad.
Look at me carrying on like some tart. Lack of sleep.
let me get this straight: “That’s the strangest favorite color I’ve ever heard” but you find “9¾” to be a prefectly acceptable answer as my quest? i like your randomness miss fury
feel free to flirt shamelessly, youre an attractive woman so i wont complain at all
in fact how would you like to be my Blind Al and ill be your Deadpool, deal?
9 3/4 is quite a quest if you haven’t done it before, and it leads to the most awesome subsequent quests. Hm, Blind Al: manipulative, deceptive, witty, slightly evil, lives with Wade..Yes, I’ll sign up!
sold! to the pretty lady in the clothes… with the hair… over there
email address, so I can stalk you, kthx
feel free to mail me on: iheartHHFN [at] mail [dot] com
and with that one single phrase the stalker has become the stalkee… and yes im fully aware i spelt it wrong i was tired and in a rush
If I bring a shrubbery???
suppose you build me a giant wooden badger.
These rings make me think of the scene from “Dutch” with Ed O’Neill.
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HellHathNoFury…you may be the coolest person I ever not met. Chive on.
thanks. I hate it when people say that, because I just talk too much and I end up disappointing people when they think I’ll be cool in person.
I want one of these just because it will work wonders in a bar fight
Stafferty – it would break your finger in a bar fight. That’s why knuckledusters were invented.
Does it comes with the house?
Holy craps, it would be awesome it they were the house key, 007 style.
Somebody is going to lose an eye with these.
If I ever see one of these women wearing this I will slap them and take their ring.
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O_o;;;; what a waste of precious metal. Those rings could never be worn fulltime…. wth. only excuse i can see a person giving or recieving a ring like that is if they are a hardcore archetect…… =.=
#8 – blinky blinky blink blink, blink blink bliiiiiing
One ring to rule them all
^lololol…
..and to think: i thought i’d rule the roost with my quip–”where’s the shitty two bedroom apartment ring?”–but terse pop culture reference > cynical desperation. all. day. long.
well played.