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How to break a dry spell by finding your lost private parts (16 photos)

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  1. aosux says:

    WIsh I could find my priave parts, what ever the hell that is

    • Equalizer says:

      Guys, they just spelled it wrong. It means “Private Pants”. The guy must have lost his “Giant Private Pants” (#11). Now his happy that he found it…

  2. Jerry says:

    Just what are PRIAVE parts????????????????

  3. keithp420 says:

    12 = Tom Cruise?

  4. stafferty says:

    I want to make a sarcastic comment about his moustache, simply because I cannot possibly say something positive about another human being improving himself.

  5. Chris says:

    You gotta admire that sort of effort :D

  6. orno man says:

    I wonder what fatty’s reaction to seeing his private parts was after bringing them back into view after such a long hibernation. By the way, #12 is Michael J. Fox.

    • Rusty says:

      That’s not Michael J. Fox, you retard.

      It’s Simon Cowell. Or maybe Cindy Crawford, I’m not sure.

      But it’s DEFINITELY not Michael J. Fox.

    • KCMonky says:

      Nope. It’s John Barrowman from Dr. Who. Trust me, it’s Jack Harkness. MMMMMM…..Jack Harkness.

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  8. SaintxXxAsh says:

    All I can say is good for him! Cheers to a future of health and happiness.

    Om nom nom nom

  9. Thisisme says:

    The Pure People folks should consider changing their logo. I kept thinking Private Parts seeing it on the corner of the pics.

  10. guest says:

    way to do it!:) i got to loose my beer belly:) (or wow child:)) lol

  11. youdummy says:

    He really was a whale (14) or maybe a walrus.

  12. Bill says:

    Man, that’s awesome. Good for him!

  13. SreyaNotfilc says:

    Congrats dude. Looks like a total badass in pic #13.

  14. orno man says:

    Thank you for the clarification. By the way, I’m not retarded, I’m Caucasian.

  15. goaliematt says:

    Cocaine’s a hell of a drug

  16. Hugh G. Rection says:

    He’s still ugly.

    • HellHathNoFury says:

      Then why do you have a huge erection?
      Or are you just labeled as one for being a dick all the damn time?

  17. smithey says:

    did he shrink in height when he got thin???

  18. NTFW says:

    wait… do you loose weight in your private parts? do we see his private parts, wait no….

    you find your private parts to loose the dry spell?
    …. i’m so confused.

    NTFW!!

  19. Andi Candi says:

    Yet in all that time he never managed to get his disgusting teeth fixed. How do you kiss a mouth that looks like that?!

  20. will says:

    #14 He used to be a merman, but now he is human

  21. LOL says:

    #9, why doesn’t he have his shoes on?

    Good job on the getting healthy though. ;)

  22. fuckyou says:

    who gives a fuck we see this shit on the biggest loser every year

  23. Clive says:

    I would’ve thought everyone would have been talking about him recovering from being a giant man-fish. #14

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