How an egg could take over the world (19 Photos)

  • Sarah

    This was pretty neat up until the Nazi part :/

    • mook

      It was pretty lame the whole through.

      The nazi stuff doesn’t add or subtract anything.

      • Pierre

        I, for one, welcome our new nazi egg overlords.

    • Emma Oliver

      well seeing as the zeppelins were used by the nazis, I'd say it's pretty damn accurate. except that it's an egg.

  • beeefy

    completely pointless

  • SaintxXxAsh

    someone has waaay too much time on their hands.

  • jeff in Australia

    ? ? ? ?

  • Trogdor

    I liked it, tho im curious abt 12->13

    • MichaelGS

      used masking tape to cover the gg while they spray painted the fins. stops paint getting on the egg

      and i LOL’d hard @pierre’s comment

  • bbbbbeaver

    “How The Chive could post a completely pointless series of photos.”

  • Anonymous

    The funny thing is it’s also as fragile as the Hindenburg.

  • culion


  • culion

    why Sara? that’s history. Like it or not, they had formidable a airforce.

    • Anonymous

      I concur.

      • Cydonia

        I agree. The Nazi-ness of this is purely historical in nature.

  • culion

    **I meant a formidable airforce.

    • Andrew

      They also killed my family. Your argument is invalid… so what? Why’d they have to make it a Nazi egg blimp? Why not an American egg blimp? Or an English egg blimp or… and what about this is going to take over the world… why am I wasting my… meh.

      • HellHathNoFury

        I’m a big Jew, and I’m not cryin about someone’s replica, dude.
        if they’re making WWII replica eggs, guess what? There will be Nazis.

      • Cydonia

        Andrew, I’m pretty sure that the Americans and British did not HAVE zeppelins. (This is a zeppelin, not a blimp) Zeppelins are a german invention and were used by Germany, most famously bearing the symbol of the Nazis, who were in charge at the time. That’s why the person chose to make a Nazi egg.

        • History Police

          Sorry, both America and Britain had airships in the 1920’s/30’s. look up Zeppelin in wikipedia if you can be bothered. Of course we called them airships rather than zeppelins, but the concept and design were near enough identical.

          • Cydonia

            Oops. Thanks, History Police, didn’t know that.

      • Da Cuntstabber

        Oh my family was killed! oh mummy! Go get raped pussy 😉

      • Kevrobmc

        The Americans killed countless during their nuking of Japan, I don't see you pouring out any sympathy for their families.

  • 88


    • Nameless

      @88: 19 20 6 21.

  • myragehush

    Next time, I wish whoever made this would make a hot air balloon.

  • Elizabeth

    Oh I hate Mondays when the actually get here on a Tuesday. Egg art is pretty pointless but still time consuming. Kinda like my job. Did I mention I hate Mondays?

  • Howie

    Wow, nice job.
    Of course it’s pointless, it’s a miniature, it’s a hobby… hobbies are useless you smartasses…

  • pookie

    Well that was about the strangest thing I’ve ever scrolled through on chive

  • Equalizer

    I’ve read this before, this is Hitler’s favorite hobby next to cross stitch…

  • clungebeast

    I want tits, dogs smiling, people but hurt due to stupid activities and more tits. oh and some cracking arses. and guns. and awesome food.

    • clungebeast

      AAARRRRGGHHH!!!! Fucking thing won’t let me correct my mistake, it should read people BEING hurt, not but hurt. That could be something completly different!

  • gary busey

    lost interest once i knew it wasn’t going to be the death star.

  • Joeyk

    Its a eggxact replica, how can you nazi that?…oh man that was bad..

    • HellHathNoFury

      That’s the worst yolk I’ve heard in awhile.

      • showtownman

        Egg-zackly. But, you know, you didn’t have to shell out a lot to get it.

  • culion

    Relax Andrew. Sorry about your family….but they stil had a formidable airforce and no matter how jewish ( with all due respect ) you are, it’s history.

    • Kevrobmc

      Jew shudda seen that coming!

  • culion

    HHNF a big kiss for u

  • eh

    Wouldn’t This confuse the kids at easter time….

  • terminalprocrastinator

    I thought by the 1st picture that this was gonna be weird, cool and sciencey. I was let down chive!! Egg Zeppelins?! … Sounds yummy

  • Anonymous

    It’s a figurine. It is likely for a tabletop game. Flames of War, that’s set in World War II. Dumbasses.

  • clickhere

    does it fly?

blog comments powered by Disqus
Back to the top