Daily Afternoon Randomness (35 Photos)

  • lando

    thumb me up if you think Mark should get himself an expensive sex doll girlfriend. Thumb me down if you don't

    • TDtd

      That better not be my cousin Mark from Sandusky.

      • Big Los

        Why? Would you be jealous?

    • PrimerGray

      Lando… You're Mark, aren't you?

    • nathan

      maybe if the doll looked like 19

    • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      this has to be the highest amount of thumbs up ever

      • Beau

        That's what I'm thinking. This is insane how many thumbs are flying here. There are more thumbs up going into this post than thumbs up their own asses in congress…. AMIRITE?!?!?!

        • SweetAwesomeness

          you just had to get political……

          • Beau

            Yeah but at least I went bipartisan and just insulted congress as a whole and not one specific party.

    • Spencer

      If people start having sex with 5000 dollar real dolls the world is seriously gonna get turbulent.

    • Spiderpig615

      Holy shit I haven't seen that many thumbs up. Good job lando you deserve a doll.

    • Sarah

      Just think if you could turn these thumbs up into $10 notes you'd be onto a winner!

      (Hahahah – no pun was intended – but… on second thoughts – hahahaha)

  • dorian

    #6 was my reaction to #5

  • uber guy

    some days the chive lays the insanity on extra thick

    • april

      yup, the lead you in with a tranquil photo of a home in the middle of a river, then finish with penis mugs and sex dolls. lmao

      • http://www.facebook.com/pipemover Michael Freeman

        The home in the river is on a rock that looks like a penis.

        • Son of Dad

          I thought so, too. The island and the mug are actually similar.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1379875532 Lisa Martin

      Uber guy…you say that like it's a bad thing. LOL Randomness=LMAO'lyness. 😉

  • Son of Dad

    #4 – that leg is bent backwards way too far.

    • stafferty

      Are you really complaining about her being possible double jointed? Are you not a heterosexual man?

      And on a second note, why are you looking at her knee? there are more interesting aspects I assure you.

      • Son of Dad

        Sorry… she just reminds me of one of the aliens from The Arrival.

        • hunter

          Stafferty, definitely not a heterosexual man.

      • js11110

        I didn't even realize she HAD legs until you said something!!

    • danny

      I've got some bad news…

      • Son of Dad

        o.0 lol

  • anon


    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001411664615 Palin Comparison

      You have set a new standard … of fail.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1379875532 Lisa Martin

        This is what I was thinking…lol…4 minutes & 4-5 commentators late…lol…awwww the fail is strong in that anon…:D

  • stafferty

    Greatest Win Many May Not Notice:
    Mark is from Sandusky, Ohio.
    Hooray for Calahan Auto Parts
    (P.S. As a Knicks fan I hate Lebron too)

    • KBeez

      You rule Stafferty. Nice grab there.

  • boogers

    #20— Fuck you I'm walking a hyena.

    • SmakNutz

      im walking a hyena…your argument is invalid.

      • JPfizzy

        All hyenas walk…your argument is invalid.

  • drinkinguy

    #20 pet hyena !

  • Maddog

    You could just try a living female. That doll reminds me of Chucky.

    • steven frijoles

      i bet those dolls cook better than my girlfriend.

  • Lester

    fuck you fucking chivers think you're the shit

    • mr. mr.

      we are. now get the fuck out of here

    • fuzzybeard2016

      Yes, yes we are, Now you on the other hand, are full of shit!

  • kezon

    what the fuck is wrong with the leg of #4? pretty hot, though…

  • http://www.facebook.com/syntheticMantis Rob Meyers

    #13 I lol'ed at the baby in Red Rocks theater. Hopefully it's not a Phish concert or he's brain damaged for life.

    • hitman219

      Same to be said for a Slightly Stoopid show. I was there for SS last summer. The herb smoke was THICK!

    • Bar in Seattle

      I'm pretty sure it was DMB….

  • Kathryn

    #32 is terrifying. Is that some sort of sloth?!

    • Filler

      That is from "Chicks dig Sloths". Google it. funny shit!

  • SweetAwesomeness


    • http://www.facebook.com/pipemover Michael Freeman

      Who's the man? Her name is Suzanne Yamamoto. You're welcome.

      • SweetAwesomeness

        you are sir….you are!!!!!


  • Makkane

    #25 is not texting… mobilephones got cameras these days you know 😉

    • king

      why would he want a fucking picture for when its right there?

      • its_forge

        Gotta prove it to the bro's.

      • Rusty

        A picture lasts longer. You know that little faggot ain't gonna be keeping that HPOA around.

        • Uncle Pervy

          better check I.D.

      • Me!

        Seriously? I've certainly taken pictures while it's "right there." It adds to the experience (even if you do keep her around, it's still exciting).

  • garp

    …anyone caught spending 5 grand on a latex sex toy should be publically shamed…lose some weight, shave your face and talk to a real girl…holy fuck, what will you nerds do when I die?

    • Son of Dad


      • garp

        …fair enough, nerd

    • Da Cuntstabber

      at least the doll won't talk bullshit the whole time like 100% of the female human population

  • gator

    the plus side about the doll is they dont talk about stupid shit or dont care if your out all night drinkin with your friends

  • CaptainObvious

    #4, her elbow, look at it again.

    • I_ken_spel_good

      #26 has the elbow problem, you're dislexic and I can't spel

    • rbb

      you really looked at her elbow?

  • smack

    Has anyone figured out who that chick in Number 4 is yet?

    • Slosh.0

      Denise Milani

    • Buffet

      #4 is Christina Ricci.

  • http://www.facebook.com/steven.vargas1 Steven Vargas

    #19 I remember when she was on Firefly lol and its because of #16 i want a pet tiger

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000460687400 Glenn Kipling Farrelly

      The special level of Hell reserved for child molesters and people who talk at the theatre.

      • Rusty

        You know what the chain of command is, don't you, Glenn?

        BTW, I'm wearing my Blue Sun shirt right now. B)

  • joeoby

    #4… Faping begins in 3..2…1….

  • MarkAssBuster

    #25 he is taking a pic, not texting…

  • bowhuntpa


  • king

    #15 Now thats a FAP ( farout asian picture),
    i want to motorboat you Christina Hendricks
    #30 enter the flats
    #13 EPIC BABYYYYY!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Bob

    Christina Hendricks is perfection. Those boobs…………………………………. make me want to motorboat all day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Kjellupa

      Have you ever seen her husband? Talk about a face for radio… Yikers!

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