Daily Afternoon Randomness (41 Photos)

  • http://www.facebook.com/tylermars.design Tyler Mars

    number 2 all the way

    • ikindalikeapples

      2- all day, every day for the rest of my life.

    • Rusty

      #2, absolutely. Warmth in the winter, shade in the summer!

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        Free diabeetus supplies from Liberty Medical!

    • http://www.twitter.com/justin_speedo NTFW

      I REALLY hope #2 is photoshopped… o_O

    • Hambone

      The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand

      • Nigel Tufnel

        The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'

    • king

      more cushion for the pushin

    • Darksoul

      I'd pound #2 skinny

  • DannyP


    • nonya

      I 2nd that

      • Viper

        I 3rd that.

    • Skedaddle to Seattle

      Agree, and in direct relation to amount of drinks consumed.





      • Randall Toots

        My wife is was a volleyball player until a couple years ago. True story.

  • Trogdor

    4 & 5 m/

  • jerrydean

    2, 2, 2, 3

  • j12goose

    Chive……Thank You a hundred times for #32……..Thats all.

  • its me

    #2 yup i said it…

  • thomas

    the volleyball pic – blonde in the middle there made my monday

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

    Those girls can play with my balls any day. Seriously, I keep finding balls in my yard. I suck at sports.
    39 is an epic win.
    I am convinced that there is a guy laying under the blanket chick.
    13-Free image rotate!
    2-why the hell is that wearing a wedding ring and I'm not? Don't answer that.
    Mila needs to stop looking like a scrawny boy.

    • dave

      pretty sure wedding rings aren't worn on the middle finger

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        Some people do, my dear. I did.

        • Rusty

          Not to be a dick or anything, and I'm not pointing any fingers … but if you USED to wear a wedding ring, and you're wondering why you don't have one now, then … you probably already know the answer to your own question.

          (BTW, chicks that can weld are pretty hot.)

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

            Because my husband thought that a Hawaiian married woman bigger than #2 in the lineup belonged in my bed and my bank account while I was at work? Yeah, I can see that being a problem in the future.

            • topher

              the more you know…

            • Rusty

              So then you know the answer to your question! Sweet! No drama required!

        • Kjellupa

          Like most of Europe.

        • doucheyMcdouche

          christ jesus HHNF have you been hanging out with Obama… because your approval rating around here is going down quicker than your dress on prom night!

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

            I didn't go to prom, I was out hiking and camping with my friends. A dress?! Bwahaha!
            Yeah, Chivers hate me. I guess I should be flipping my hair, giving doe eyes, holding a drink and showing my bewbs.

            • McBeastie

              No, you don't need to do any of those things. Just shut the fuck up. That's all we ask.

            • bobloblaw



        • Ron

          The traditional finger to wear a wedding ring has always been the RING finger. Wearing a ring on any other finger does not signify marriage. Just because you did it, does not mean that the girl in #2 did as well. You should not assume.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

            STFU Weasley. In many countries, the middle finger is the ring finger.

            • Salporin

              HA! "Weasley" That made me laugh more than any of the pictures.

    • Viking

      Damn, I always thought Mila was a scrawny boy.

      Go figure.

    • capitancoolo

      the ring is on her middle finger.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        ORLY?! You've never seen anyone wear a wedding ring on different finger because it won't fit on their other finger?

        • ugh

          You are kind of an idiot. Why not stop commenting on this site? Your're just embarrassing yourself!!

          • BigDingo


          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

            Actually, my comment was very true. You're either a very jealous woman or a bitter man. It's not my fault you aren't clever, and my absence won't remedy that.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

            Your're? My 'are'? Next time 'you're' derisive towards someone, get it right.

            • Redhead Lover

              I hate grammatical errors. HHNF rocks and ya'll need to get off her back.

        • McBeastie

          That's why you have the ring sized for the correct finger. Sorry if someone got your ring out of a gumball machine, but there is a correct finger to wear a wedding ring.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

            I do this thing called physical labor. Maybe you've heard of it? My knuckles get calloused and disgusting. After a few weeks, i didn't even wear it on my hand anymore since it was getting beat up.

            • McBeastie

              So you're a gross, disgusting mess. O.K. … We all knew that already. But the fact remains that there is a "ring finger." That's all I was getting across.

    • loudpurplehair

      sorry love, you can't have a go at number 2 for being larger and Mila for being scrawny at the same time. you cant have it both ways dear.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        So, it has to be either one sick extreme of obesity or the other sick extreme of no body fat whatsoever? Man, I need to get on with that, then.

        • Beau

          Last time I checked, 92% of this site's visitors would tap the hell out of any good looking chick regardless of whether she was a little overweight or underweight. Being way too skinny or way too fat is a total fail either way. Putting rules on what people can and can't be attracted to is also fail.

          Did I mention that I hate loud purple hair? I guess that would be ironic.

          • MiPo_TheGoaT

            Agreed…..Personally i would rather have a little over….And in regards to the hair….My oldest said to me this afternoon that she wanted to dye her hair purple…ugh

            • CPO_Mendez

              All I have to say is toothpicks in bed hurt…

        • Pancho

          Woman, honestly, if you know that most of the chivers hate you, then do the world a fucking favour and STFU. And don't even bother responding, that'll only make it worse…

          • Beau

            Hm, so let me get this straight:

            Poncho: "People on this website that I visit and look at pictures on disagree with your opinions and don't think you're funny. You shouldn't make comments anymore because of this."

            It seems reasonably comparable to:

            Poncho: "Me and my buddies don't think you should come to this bar anymore. You're always saying things we don't understand because we don't think like you do. You're too different for us to be in the same area so instead of us ignoring you and handling it like adults, we want you to stop talking so our brains don't have to work as hard."

            Sounds about right to me. Way to go, dude. God forbid anyone not share your sense of humor or have the same opinions about things. That's why they added the thumbs up/thumbs down system. You know, to vent your opinion without sounding like a socially inept and mentally intolerant neanderthal?

            • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

              And this is why you're my partner in crime.

            • McBeastie

              I'm with Beau on this one. HHNF should definitely stop coming to this bar.

              That's what he was saying right? I just skimmed…way too many words in that post.

              • Beau

                That's not what I said. You furthered my point. Thank you, McBeastie.

                • McBeastie

                  Yeah…because I was totally being serious.

                  • Beau

                    Insinuating that you have a "busy schedule" or "not enough patience to read three paragraphs" is definitely the "cool" way out of this. I feel like finger quoting something else. "Poop". There, I feel better now.

                    • McBeastie


                      But then again, I am trying to communicate with someone dressed as a ghostbuster. So enough of this shit.

                    • Beau

                      I AM TEH WINAR!

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

            You would not believe the number of emails I get in a week from assholes on The Chive who openly ridicule me, and then come to my Facebook asking to be my friend, or apologizing, or wanting nudes, or being my friend as their real self and then coming here, under a false name, and giving me shit. Grow up. Man up. Find a female with a damn brain.

            • McBeastie

              Ha! I love that last line. "Find a female with a damn brain" because there's nothing to see here.

              I for one will pledge to keep openly ridiculing you without ever trying to friend you on Facebook, and I will definitely never apologize, and never ever ever……..ever…will I ever ask for nudes.

              Take that shit to the bank.

              • Nameless

                Your underwear too tight or somethin'? What's your problem, kid?

                • McBeastie

                  No problem. I'm upfront and honest.
                  How long did it take to come up with "Nameless" by the way?

                  • Nameless

                    I thought long and hard about it and almost bit through my tongue in the processing of it.

                    Up front and honest, huh? Would you be this "upfront and honest" to folks if you didn't have the safety barrier of the internet? If you were so big about being up front and honest, you'd post with a link to a facebook page or at least have a real picture and maybe a real name to go with your avatar. Instead, you are acting like a bitch to some female you don't know as if you have a personal vendetta against her while you hide behind anonymity. You're a real gentleman and a scholar, dickhead.

    • fishy

      Will you marry me?

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        Sure. I have two weddings to Chivers between now and Juvember the 33rd. I'll have to book you.

        • fishy

          t'anks I'm blushing.

        • SweetAwesomeness

          nothing like having a wedding in the cold juvember rain

    • viking

      ring is on her middle finger,

  • Squidr

    2 hahaha

  • Squidr

    Should I be happy I was first? Twice?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      I'm not happy you were first. Most people don't brag about it.

    • Hoof-Hearted

      When were you first? Was it this site? Which gallery? Good for you! I'll have to check out your posts!

  • dorian

    5, and things would get dirty

  • cjack

    #2, because she would try the hardest.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      Looks like she doesn't put much effort into anything, bro. More like dead starfish action.

      • cjack

        It looks like she had to work pretty hard to put that swimsuit on.

    • Uncle Pervy

      I think 5 would try pretty hard….

  • tommybhoy

    5 all day and night

    Also, is 18 a dude or chick?????

    • Amp

      18 are caterpillars

    • Caterpillardefender

      Caterpillars are bugs not dudes or chicks

    • tommybhoy

      Dam…chive changed the pictures around!!!!!!!

      I ment 17

      • Beau

        People are stupid and don't make that connection unless you tell them. Tis a sad world we live in where common sense is not applicable.

  • TheDon

    Image 41: I'm broke, so I'd pick girl #2 because fat girls need lovin' too… but they gotta pay.

  • hills

    more susan coffey please, i am literally in love with her

    • dece

      yes definitely this. sc ftw! (not Friends, Teaching, Worship – well maybe sorta)

  • tkobvious

    Anyone else get stuck on 18 for a ridiculous amount of time?? Then…ohhhhh!

  • wassssaaaa

    how did 1 and 2 get so fat? did they eat 6 and 7 ?

  • Dom

    You could pick 1,3,4 and 5. But wouldn't picking 2 be getting them all done at once? Mmmmmm.

  • Son of Dad

    lol good randomness.

  • chrisdg74

    #3 – She sure IS loaded.

    • Logicman

      Sophie Howard, some perv had to say it

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

    This comment is just for people to rate down, because it has my name on it. Haters gonna hate.

    • man man

      Slaters gonna slate.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        Skaters gonna skate.

        • bobloblaw

          Maters gonna mate.

    • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      i like that everyone rated this up

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        Thanks, Captain Jack.

    • its_forge

      Vaders gonna vade.

    • drinkinguy

      raters gonna rate.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury


        • drinkinguy

          thank you. i can't believe that no one had used that one before.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

            Climbin in yo windows, reading your comments up, tryinta rate em, so yall need ta hidja kids, hidja wives, and even hide you husbands, cuz they ratin errbody out there.

            • Webb

              Being a Local of the region, more to the point the same City as the person referenced in the above post, I must say its the best thing he could have hoped for.
              I for one am Simply happy to no longer be providing him support with my well spent welfare tax dollars.

    • king

      lovers gonna love
      i don't even want non of the' above
      i want to piss on you
      yes i do i want to pee on you- Dave Chapelle

      • SweetAwesomeness

        fappers gonna fap

    • Sauru

      HHNF always gets a thumbs up in my book

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        Aw, I miss you!

      • Nameless


    • fishy

      Will you marry me HellHath NoFury?

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        Not if you smell like your namesake

    • Skedaddle to Seattle

      Baiters gonna bait.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        Hey, I'm breathing your air!

  • MiPo_TheGoaT

    That Leo meme makes me laugh everytime i see it…

  • chrisdg74

    13 – I'd rather make her mine.(concubine, not spokesperson)
    24 – You gotta be fcuking kidding me.

  • Viking

    Blow away by the curves of 3 and 13. Beautiful women.

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