Daily Afternoon Randomness (35 Photos)

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  • tony

    I have to say, I'm a fan of the underboob. And I think the Asians have mastered the art of it

    • Bill

      I disagree. While it's a very good underboob, the American underboob in these examples reigns supreme.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      Americans are more likely to actually be…you know, female.

    • aosux

      USA! USA! USA! Not that I'd kick the asian underboob out of bed or anything.

    • Adam

      I think I will need more examples to be sure

    • Atillan

      First of all girl on the #35 is from Poland, not USA. She is called Iga Wyrwał 😉 Happy googling chivers.

    • DaddyD

      I was far too busy checking out the Polish-American crotch to even notice the under boob.

    • Chaco

      I fail to see why there has to be choice. I believe in underboob without borders.

    • sooty

      Surprise! not all Caucasians are Americans.

    • nouu

      fag.

    • Buffet

      The American chic is FAR cuter – naturally, as always!

      • kigero

        people seem not to be reading facts. the "american" is polish and named eva. she lives in london and is a regular glamour model in lads mags such as nuts and zoo. you americans have some beutiful ladies, there is no need to plunder europe.

        • CPO_Mendez

          Apparently, plundering other countries is what we Americans do best… And I am a fan of both Polish and Asian underboob. But then again, I like underboobs of the world.

  • Anna

    Goddam I love In-n-out burgers

    • seth

      They are the best on the planet.

      • furthy

        Most overrated fast food in history. Try a Checkers or a Rally's (they are the same thing).

        • MikeofLA

          You sir, have no idea what you're talking about. IN N OUT is the greatest fast food burger on the planet, and Rally's pales in comparison. Next time your blessed with being near an IN-N-OUT try it animal style.

          • furthy

            That's what was recommended the first and only time that I went. It was good, but I don't see what all of the hype is about.

  • Scott Persons

    Took me a while staring looking at 32 but finally saw it

    • shanna_SA

      me too….gr8 trick photography 🙂

  • nathan

    #23 actually… my concealed pistol is on my RIGHT hip …FYI

    • Luke

      I got a fraking Motorola radio base….damn it….am I supposed to throw it or what!?

      • garp

        …garmin GPS, I'm getting the fuck outta here

    • http://c-fillhart.deviantart.com Queue

      I got an Altec Lansing right speaker… I'm screwed…

      • http://www.facebook.com/MacheteJack Carl R. Evans

        EXACTLY what I have. We are SO fucking screwed.

        • AnyoneForCoffee

          Your RIGHT speaker is to the LEFT of your PC?

          My weapon of choice is….another monitor. Awesome.

    • Ian

      A bag of Doritos. This will not end well for me.

      • Mr Hollandia

        i have to do it with some poker chips. i suppose i can use it as ninja stars ore something 🙂 the human race will survive thanks to my poker chips.

      • hypoluxa

        . . . unless those are TIM's Doritos . . .

        • http://www.facebook.com/MacheteJack Carl R. Evans

          If Tim is around, we're good. He's a Killing Machine.

    • Frenchgirl

      My handbag ,but let's face it i'm a girl ,it's full of lethal weapons of any kind!

    • Roberto

      i have a huge "portable" air conditioner…. maybe i can freeze them to a stop!!!MUAHAHAHA

    • coocoocuchoo

      an Ikea chair……

    • yuval

      a dictionary

    • Chr1s

      200 cotton buds. I'm fucked.

      • ttmab7

        I'm not much better off. Empty plastic water bottle. Can't even quench my thirst before I get eaten. 😦

        • Holly

          A flower D: I'm screwed

    • kikiklass

      My mom! Yay, I'm safe! She's like granny from the beverly hillbillies. No mere undead uprising could ever faze her. ;lol; 😀

    • CPO_Mendez

      I've got a cell phone, a wine glass and a 360 controller… Maybe I could take a few of them out if they stood in a line…

    • Blendercloud

      Let's see… I've got a cell phone, a stress-squish ball, a solar calculator, and a fancy Swingline black stapler.

      I'm goin' with the stapler. Gonna make some nuckas pay!

    • USMC vet

      A banana…….this might be interesting…..

    • nathan

      you all should talk to your boss' about allowing you to carry at work (first get your concealed carry permit of course) never know when someones going to try to rob you or the company! or zombies try to overtake your bussiness!

  • dude

    'merican

  • John

    • uberbrie

      neither…she's polish

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        Mmm, nail Polish.

        • CPO_Mendez

          *rimshot*

    • top dog

      Who cares, tit's are tit's the world over. If you find a pair(on a women) that you don't want, give to me, I'll take em..

  • Chuck

    #23 the weapon i'll be using against zombies is… a pepsi bottle

    • Guz

      I've got five remotes, an xbox controller and a pair of worn socks. I'll trade.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000460687400 Glenn Kipling Farrelly

        I got a Guitar Hero guitar. xD

      • Lukas

        I've got a bottle of bourbon. Tell a zombie to fuck with that.

      • Nat Fiction

        i've got a fender stratocaster guitar, once i learn how to properly tear heads off with that it'll be the greatest zombie apocalypse

    • bubble_rider86

      i have a cordless hand vac., cell phone, and a fork……well let's see how this goes…

      • Mike

        Ms Bubble, have you been on Sexy Chivers before…..recently perhaps??? If so keep up the good work

    • jonathan

      stephen hawking book? what is that thing even doing there?

    • eduardzaraki

      fuck.. to the left of mine is just a door that leads to the bathroom. -.-'

      • DaddyD

        That means that you will be pissing and shitting on the damn zombies.

        • Westy

          Glad I checked this at home and not work….. Got 5 empty corona bottles, half full bottle of Stranahans Colorado Whiskey, lighter, cutest goddam rottweiler/sharpee combo dog in the world and an ashtray…. Bring it on you Mother Fucking Zombies!

          P.S. had to google spellcheck Rottweiler and Sharpee, I'm cool with the spelling of Rottweiler but Sharpee still looks wrong to me… haha pee.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

            Sharpie. Mmm, pie.

            • Jake

              i thought you preferred muff pie!!!!

              • CPO_Mendez

                Pie in any form will do.

    • Chaco

      Pair of sunglasses, an old cell phone and a desk lamp. Bring it.

    • chrisdueck

      I guess I'm in luck. This is on the wall beside me
      http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-ash1/v191/1

    • admiralevident

      A steel cutlass. I pretty clueless on how to use the damn thing, but I figure I'll learn fast or die.

    • Not Again

      Man, I've got to fight Zombies with my printer,,, What a Bitch!!!

    • Hez26

      a wall…..im fucked

  • Cog

    #5 – does anybody have some Jergens and Kleenex?

    • DaddyD

      No, but I could use some gas money for my trip to Albany.

      #5 FTW, FTF

      • eldurbo

        Yes, but the Kleenex was already used while staring at #5. Still want it?

    • Bob Loblaw

      I'll have some Jergens for you in just a sec.

  • metalcool36

    I can't choose between the undeboobs, its to close of a call.. But i'm kinda screwed if I have to use this big ass printer as my weapon in a zombie apocalypse.

    • Chuck

      at least you can throw the printer really hard.. what the hell am i gonna do with an empty pepsi bottle??

      • Gaebril

        I have a tazer on my desk….directly left of my laptop. I don't this will help against zombies

    • fourtwenty

      you have an ass printer? it's big?

  • DNC

    Chuck Norris strikes again!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

    23-Appa T fluffybuns, prepare for battle.
    18-warn a brother! *creepy dance
    Katy Perry is the 8th wonder of the world. She can eat crap food and make it look sexy.
    Official Chive baby? How so? Cute!

    • Not Funny

      I think you try way too hard.

      • The Real D. Nozzle

        you'd think after three consecutive weeks of being voted down she'd shut up. I guess that is asking too much of "a woman who is so much smarter than everybody else."

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          Like a pack of wild dogs, attacking the 'weak' only when another dog has attacked.

          • McBeastie

            How poetic….now STFU.

          • HellFrozenOver

            *Sigh* Do you ever shut up? It's like you've got a bloody case of 'textourettes'.

            • CPO_Mendez

              Wow… Cute. Did you make that up yourself?

              • HellFrozenOver

                Depends on how much you like it.

          • The Real D. Nozzle

            nah, I attack you no matter who agrees with me.

    • kater

      stfu biatsch

  • isawoj

    She isn't American. That is Ewa (eva) Wyrwal. She's fun to google image search.

  • Big E

    23: electric pencil sharpener (which is the only working one around here so ppl like to visit my desk while im on the phone

    34: IN N OUT!!!!

  • Stephanie

    List weapons for Zombie Apocalypse. Thumbs decide best:

    • goto

      T-Rex

    • Dave

      katana (samurai sword, 70inches long)

    • streaming

      M61 Vulcan Gatling gun

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      Flame-thrower

      • Tony

        well you clearly have not played nazi zombies, flame throwers are completely Naft against the living dead, just swing a bass guitar at them.

    • douche

      your face

    • P-90

      The Deadalus and crew from Stargate SG-1 and Atlantis.

    • SWa

      apparently Left 4 dead have made me realize that you can kill them zombies with a frying pan so…

    • CPO_Mendez

      Cricket Bat.

  • Dang

    #23 – Optimus Prime.

  • TANGOKS

    Love #29 – a hot chick with a picture of a hot chick on her nightstand – Woot!

  • Lance

    Calling bullshit on #5. She's a porn chick named Jana or something. She bumps rugs with someone named Sandy Summers. NOT that I don't like the pic! Just saying…

    • Beau

      The chick is obviously not a dude named Dustin. He never said he was the person in the pic. He's just wishing us a happy friday by providing us the picture!

    • Nibs

      jana jordan

    • Wang Chung

      Good call Lance. I poked around and her name is Jana Jordan, porn priestess. She is hot but the pron thing kinda takes the edge off.

  • TheVillageIdiot

    American Underboob. How ever, #17 looks like a sexual virus ready to strike and ruin your life.

  • Mistabishi

    #35 – 'Merican duh

  • http://www.facebook.com/KyleRetrato Kyle Retrato

    My weapon for the zombie apocalypse is a glass of milk.. Great.

    • Durif

      Mine was a Cushion, I'd take a glass of milk over that.

    • Random Crazy Person

      That's not so bad, you have a broken glass when you're done.
      I have to figure out what to do with a remote control.
      Maybe I'll get lucky and Bizarre Foods is on…
      and that guy on the show is eating brains…
      so the zombies all slowly walk towards the tv…
      while I escape to look for a better weapon.

    • torc

      My weapon seems to be my colleaque. O well. As long as the catch his ass it will give me time to get away!

  • Gutterville

    Don't be fooled by #7 she is really fat

    • Boooger

      I think her air bags deployed.

    • mike you

      yes she's a little bigger than most….anyone got more of her? no that's not a joke

      • Buffet

        If ya find out please post it. I'd take more of her!

    • Buffet

      She has potential.

  • seth

    I LOVE IN-N-OUT!!!!!!

  • kamonurface

    Snooki is fat and ugly and stumpy.. shes Fumpgly. and jersey shore is the worst show ever. DOUCHE BAGS!

    • seth

      hahahaha i lol'd ^

  • Skedaddle to Seattle

    Mandy- it's nearly Friday night and downtown Seattle is calling us. What do you say? 😀 Thanks for the pic. Made my day.

  • Henry VIII

    #18 – Holy Shit, that's badass.

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