This is gonna hurt (6 Photos)

Mike Newman somehow managed to crawl from the high performance Swift S-1 gilder after the cockpit broke up on impact in West Sussex, England. The former racing driver suffered three broken vertebrae in the accident, but doctors expect him to make a full recovery.

  • loddy

    and on top of it all, he lost his contact lens

  • MarkAssBuster

    haha.. his plane is named jizz 2…

    • MiPo1977

      you would jizz2 if it happened to you

      • Vince

        the plane jizzed in his face

    • SWa

      well played sir, well played

  • JonnyDanger

    Is that a parachute on his back?

    • H^S

      No, he's the new purple-shelled teenage mutant ninja turtle.

      • admiralevident

        Kudos. One of the funniest things I've read all month.. Seriously cracking up here.

  • tommybhoy

    This guy has just failed…painfully

  • davey

    that looked plainful! :p

  • gator

    #4 looks like he is fist pumping

  • mattythegooch

    Pull the Goddam shoot, Johnny Utah!!!

  • Ralk

    What does that say on the side?? ASSABLOY????

  • MiPo1977

    As a fellow sufferer of broken vertebra I welcome him to the club of years of painful physical therapy, nerve damage, spinal injections, close relationships to MRI machines and random limb failure…However he broke his in a far more epic fashion than I did..Well done good man

    • its_forge

      If he's lucky they just fused them and put in rods. I'm so stable you could use me as a support column for the front wall of a movie theatre.

  • Seth

    well there's your problem!

  • vince

    Bet he was texting….

  • stafferty

    I know there is a plane crashing, I am going to sit here, get it on film, and watch him get out of the plane on his own. Why would I help when I brought the camera

  • P-90

    One of these planes crashed a few weeks ago into a cemetary, they discovered 154 bodies.

  • H^S & HoooKid


  • SweetAwesomeness

    gravity is a sick and twisted bitch!

  • xebrec

    if this was hollywood then the plane would have exploded..

    • thetech2

      if this was holly wood that plane would have machine guns and he would have done a roll out of the plane and killed three people with a cross bow because he was being stealthy in a glider

      • HellHath NoFury

        And there would have been a hot foreign woman in a white dress with him.

  • MarkAssBuster

    then we wouldnt have this cool "flip book" style post 🙂 I appreciate that camera man

  • Jonathan

    Who's the asshole who was just sitting around snapping photos while some guy CRAWLED FROM THE WRECKAGE OF A PLANE CRASH?

    • lord spamdagger

      my bad

  • Boooger

    Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing.

  • dpitty


    • HellHath NoFury

      he definitely gets it.

  • HellHath NoFury

    Not pictured: "Woohoo! Let's do that again!!!"

    • tm6

      on to Jizz 3

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