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Mike Newman somehow managed to crawl from the high performance Swift S-1 gilder after the cockpit broke up on impact in West Sussex, England. The former racing driver suffered three broken vertebrae in the accident, but doctors expect him to make a full recovery.
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and on top of it all, he lost his contact lens
haha.. his plane is named jizz 2…
you would jizz2 if it happened to you
the plane jizzed in his face
well played sir, well played
Is that a parachute on his back?
No, he's the new purple-shelled teenage mutant ninja turtle.
Kudos. One of the funniest things I've read all month.. Seriously cracking up here.
This guy has just failed…painfully
that looked plainful! :p
#4 looks like he is fist pumping
Pull the Goddam shoot, Johnny Utah!!!
What does that say on the side?? ASSABLOY????
As a fellow sufferer of broken vertebra I welcome him to the club of years of painful physical therapy, nerve damage, spinal injections, close relationships to MRI machines and random limb failure…However he broke his in a far more epic fashion than I did..Well done good man
If he's lucky they just fused them and put in rods. I'm so stable you could use me as a support column for the front wall of a movie theatre.
well there's your problem!
Bet he was texting….
I know there is a plane crashing, I am going to sit here, get it on film, and watch him get out of the plane on his own. Why would I help when I brought the camera
One of these planes crashed a few weeks ago into a cemetary, they discovered 154 bodies.
Sigh.
gravity is a sick and twisted bitch!
if this was hollywood then the plane would have exploded..
if this was holly wood that plane would have machine guns and he would have done a roll out of the plane and killed three people with a cross bow because he was being stealthy in a glider
And there would have been a hot foreign woman in a white dress with him.
then we wouldnt have this cool "flip book" style post
I appreciate that camera man
Who's the asshole who was just sitting around snapping photos while some guy CRAWLED FROM THE WRECKAGE OF A PLANE CRASH?
my bad
Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing.
pussy.
he definitely gets it.
Not pictured: "Woohoo! Let's do that again!!!"
on to Jizz 3