Daily Afternoon Randomness (38 Photos)

  • SweetAwesomeness

    thumbs up if Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Free Bird" is one of the baddest songs ever!!!

    (sorry just happens to be on the radio right now…)

    • its_forge

      Skynyrd's entire repertoire doesn't hold a paper match in a windstorm to even one second of Gary Moore putting a new D string on an old beat up Strat,.

      • Troll


        Simple Man alone makes Gary Moore a who what and where. DIAF

        • its_forge

          LOL "Still Got the Blues for You" makes Simple Man look like Chopsticks.

          • dietroll

            The Trooper slaughters your blues music.
            UP THE IRONS!

            • its_forge

              Okay, you win this round!! But I'll be back mwah ah ah ahhh

    • Poppin Fresh

      Anything by Led Zeppelin is better.

    • SweetAwesomeness

      meh…..serves me right for trying to block the first "first"

      chive on chivers

      • everyone

        Haters gonna hate SweetAwesomeness, haters gonna hate.

  • Salem1


    • SweetAwesomeness

      “Life's real failure is when you do not realize how close you were to success when you gave up.”

      – some guy

    • Gordon of Hesselink

      no u not

    • mtr39

      DAMN!!!!!!!!! so many thumbs down!!

  • Ralk

    I click and nothing happens…..

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King


    • tom

      be more specific

    • Fishy

      Your clicking wrong, try the other hand.

  • damon

    I think Giordanos and Lou Malnati's pizza in Chicago are the best in the country. hands down.

    • C-man

      Giordanos is the best ever!

      • trollcrusher

        UNO's at the corner of Ohio and Wabash.

        DUE's up the street.

        Best Chicago deep-dish pizza ANYWHERE.


    • Ben

      The art of Pizza baby….good stuff

    • thatwasntthequestion

      I'm with you there…NY pizza sucks. Chicago deep dish rules.

      • hMMMM

        Don't be retarded – deep dish is NOT pizza, it's a doughy pasta dish.

  • parker

    i lol'd @ 5 so hard my boss came over

    • john v.

      I about did a spit take with my lunch. That one caught me way off guard.

  • jerry

    In response to #36…

    • David

      You're no Emma

    • Ben L>

      36 is probably a cute girl but when you compare yourself to the holiest of the holies, you're gonna fall short

      • Yourfreakindaddy

        You should invest in a pair of tweezers or some facial wax for your unibrow!

        • randasaur

          Shut up, there's clear deffinition between her eyebrows. Though as far as Emma Watson goes, I think it's mostly the hair. There is a deffinite resemblance though. Emma's chin is a bit more square, but the eyebrows are, in fact, almost dead on.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1275473478 Jim Duncan

      perhaps with thinner eyebrows

    • Glizz

      Pretty sure that's a man.

    • Ralk

      You look like a dude….

    • ron

      I think she looks more like a young Cynthia Gibb. Google image her, she was in the Rob Lowe movie "Young Blood" (an ice hockey movie).

      But yeah… really need to tweeze those eyebrows.

      • its_forge

        This exactly, and Cynthia Gibb is EXTREMELY CUTE so that's nothing to be ashamed of for sure.

      • Bleep

        You sure that's not Barry Gibb?

    • KhakiMallard

      That's a man, man!

    • The Real D. Nozzle

      I think she looks like the male version of emma

    • gwega

      I think there's a resemblance. She's pretty hot.

    • LiaMMV

      Sure, for a guy at least…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000038642375 Robert Logan

      mmm yup thats a guy… new low for thechive…

      • Kristy


    • krystal

      That girl is fucking hideous

    • Cking

      Most definitely a homosexual man…

    • augustwest

      I was goign to say one of the Copp/McFadden kids, but haven't seen that side of the family in a while. Lucy maybe?

      • Jen

        damn, yall are mean!

  • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

    ginos east! best ever

  • ddiddlydoo

    Oh, Maria…..How I love you. Let me count the ways. 1….2…. That will be all.

    • BrutalDeluxe

      You forgot to count "In the butt"

    • its_forge

      I think you could cut your way out of a prison cell with those friggin' things man.

    • jeffzero

      Maria is married. Notice the ring on her LEFT hand ring finger.

      • mikethecarpenter

        what fingers you say? oh she does, i have some news for you….

      • http://www.facebook.com/JustinVincentHall Justin Hall

        Notice how none of us give two flying shits.

  • gozer

    #4 look like she is 12?

  • Dakota

    4 gallon donor? how many donations is that? holy shit.

    • bob loblaw


    • ImAvailable


    • tawmn

      Actually about 1514 times (at 10cc a load)

  • aosux

    Be careful around Maria. She could take an eye out.

  • Bdrizzle

    When did Emma Watson turn 44?

    • Really?

      and grow a mustache..

      • ralk

        +1000 wish i could hit the thumbs up a few hundred times…

  • Bunker Punk

    #37: At least the "father" of hundreds of illegitimate children is a Chiver. By the way, congrats on going pro in masturbation.

    • http://www.facebook.com/greguire Gregory Nelson Courtney

      think of all that money everyone is just wasting! haha

  • Hans

    36 looks like a dude who looks like Emma

    • johndory

      i.e. richard dawkins

    • johnnyc

      i agree he does

  • Skedaddle

    Maria…um…are they metallic? WOOHOO!

  • squirts

    Deep Dish Pizza is Da bomb , but you need a fork and knife .

  • http://www.facebook.com/jmitchell6799 Joey Mitchell

    She does look like Emma Watson, I actually thought that was her at first

  • CrC

    #12 – or get a ziplock…

  • That one Black guy

    #23 Zordon?

  • ACT

    That's not pizza. The sauce should be under the cheese. Take a trip to New York, they know how to make it correctly.

    • Jeeves


      • Jen

        just give me all of it. i dont give a shit where the sauce and/or cheese are. GET IN MAH BELY!

  • Dbag

    4 gallons of sperm is impressive but remember that sperm is like immigrants…. Millions come in but only one works.

    • biz

      Hooray racism!

      Thumbs up??? What is this, Fox News? Don't you guys have a Tea Party to get to?

      • dietroll

        stfu fag

  • welcome

    so does this Maria have a last name (for proper internet stalking?)

    • Randomthings

      The inter-web told me her name is Maria Mazza.

  • equalizermax

    #2 – Tiger is using his special x-ray vision,,,
    #3 – I bonk you *bonk*
    #6 – MOAR pics please
    #14 – I bet it's smells good too…
    #34 – LOL
    #37 – You'll never guess, how they made that mug…

    • Troll

      #6 MOAR years added to your age before MOAR pics please.

  • SGT12B

    I only eat NY style pizza. Not that garbage Chicago serves with a fork and a knife.

  • tommybhoy

    31- those are mega large, hard nipples….cold are we?
    11- I did lol at that a bit too much

    • northerner

      Um, yeah, MAJOR pokies…and what is her right hand doing…? Just askin'…

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