Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (38 Photos)

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  • borys

    #37, yeah man, I need room to work

    • Dave

      That's one of my Fav things in the whole world.

    • vince

      #38 answers #37

    • thom

      2 years later and they now dedicate Mondays, to Mind the gap Monday. So The Chive is definitely a Yes to the gap.

  • martin

    i work with plastic surgeons – they call it the breeze-way

    • Qwerty

      *hits Ctrl+Shift+p*

  • donald

    thumb me up if you'd hit 35, down if you wouldn't

    • guest

      As long as she doesn't hit back …..

    • CaptainInsano

      Are you serious dude?? I don't care how tough a woman looks you still never hit a girl. You people are crazy!

      • HellHath NoLife

        do you see the fail? you corny bastard.

    • Curt

      she would probably hit back

    • MPMoore

      I am pretty sure she would hit me.
      I would be the bitch in that case and I don't care.
      Bring it on.

    • LT B

      Oh HELL yeah.

    • northerner

      Chive, why do good looking women do that to themselves and you keep doing that to us? Why? No, I wouldn't. With those legs, when she O'd, she snap me in two.

  • Phil

    Vag gap ftw! Super hot

    • Alkaline Duo

      I always wanted to label that. Definite thumbs up.

      • Tubesteak

        Very hot. Always been something I've looked for.

        • andrea

          really, i need one of those!!!

  • tom dandy

    first

    • Gordon of Hesselink

      ok you've done it on purpose right?

    • El Piloto Loco

      ah, i see what you intended to do there…

    • you are dumb

      idiot

  • lordberic

    I've got to go with negative on the Vag Gap. Thx.

    • MyLifeForTheChive

      I agree. I think those with no vag gap tend to have nicer asses. And if you want it… open up, gap or no gap it doesn't matter…

  • Some Body

    yay 🙂

  • Hell Yeah

    I'd hit it as long as she doesn't hit back

  • Chris Hansen

    #27, Pumpkin Candy Corn FT MF'N W… Also Bat-tits FTW

    • turdfergusson

      BAT TITS!

      • Big Los

        Dunna nunna nunna nunna, BAT TITS!

  • CaptainInsano

    Has anybody here seen Waldo? been lookin for him….

  • sheel

    can someone explain 16?

    • Captain Obvious

      Random

    • http://www.napamamascribe.blogspot.com Mama Scribe

      Its part of an ongoing Facebook game. I like (to put my purse) dirty sounding place. her mom doesn't get it

      • Surfing

        Or was it her mom that posted the orginal one?

    • akajako

      Its a stupid Facebook status app which is "Where do you leave your purse when you get home" or something like that, hence the sexual innuendo. Totally lame IMO, but women think its cute just like PEDOBEAR!!!

    • aaa

      chicks are posting where they put their purse on their facebooks. its supposed to sound sexual to get people to ask about it, and then they say theyre doing it to raise awareness for breast cancer.

    • Lilly

      People on facebook have been putting "i like it…." as their statuses. Example: I like it on the floor. It's really a way of supporting Breast Cancer Awareness.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1683323865 Fehmi Qerimi

    what is 31, i cant see it

    • amanda

      it is the most awesome toy. mine's called the rabbit.

    • http://www.napamamascribe.blogspot.com Mama Scribe

      Vibrator

  • j12goose

    Super girl there could most likely kick my ass…………But, yeah, I'd go ahead and hit it………..Then, I'd let her kick my ass.

  • http://www.myspace.com/leeroynowandlater bob the builder

    Go for the GAP you need a breeze-way, it keeps the cooter fresh!:$

  • freakazoid

    35 yes, those thighs would be worth it.

  • Goat Scrote

    #23: Yes
    #35: Still Yes.

    • alex

      she could throw me around anytime.

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    I call it "the chin rest"

    #14- Taylor Hicks? haha!

    • turdfergusson

      Oh, I thought it was Keanu.

      • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

        Right, right……..I thought he was stoked to see the salt n peppa haired guy sitting down….Yeah, Keanu!!

  • Sadie

    What's redtube?

    • sheel

      Google my friend…

      • http://www.napamamascribe.blogspot.com Mama Scribe

        Google @ home its NSFW

        • Sadie

          :S I'll never be the same again.

    • The Real D. Nozzle

      it's what your boyfriend is on right now.

    • The Burger King

      You should look it up, it's an educational website similar to wikipedia.

  • Beau_INAF

    #3 – You've got red on you.

    • Beau_INAF

      Leo was saying it to him this particular time, just fyi.

  • http://clarkbachelot.com cbachelot

    Nicely done Chive.

  • Creeed Braton

    13 is not a fail. so what that her body was found in a different state? it just means she was a florida resident.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King

      I think has more to do with the supposed related story underneath on how to compost.

    • TogasPoon

      :facepalm:

    • misterbucket

      read the second headline…

    • Execudork

      You are an idiot, hopefully it's a temporary friday-afternoon kind of thing.
      It's the combo:
      "Missing Florida girl's body found in Georgia landfill"
      "Here's the dirt on how to compost"

      The fail is the editor's – don't put the "lifestyle" fluff next to the front-page news, it's rarely good.

    • ISeeDeadPeople

      You can't be serious? The FAIL is the headline stating her body was found in a landfill, FOLLOWED BY a headline about composting.

    • Darrin

      The fail is that she was found in a landfill and then it says something about composting below it. You aren't very smart, are you?

    • Chris

      Read the link below….

  • FartFace

    37 – Yay, for sure.

  • equalizermax

    Me like Batgirl…

  • acash

    I'm glad someone finally proposed the vag gap question… I'm not sure where i stand, tbh.

  • Jason

    Yes on the gap and yes on the other as well. Who cares if they look like that!

    • Not Again

      I think #38 answers #37 in its own spectacular way… FTW

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