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Philosoraptor, the newest internet superstar (19 Photos)

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  1. edocol says:

    #20. for forks sake learn how to spell. *forest* Obviously some moron attempting his own lame-ass version.

  2. Pete Ribaudo says:

    right its supposed 2 say: if a tree falls on a woman…
    what was a tree doing in a kitchen?

  3. Kjell King says:

    What does Marsellus Wallace look like?

  4. Needs more Socially Awkward Penguin and/or Foul Bachelor Frog.

  5. cleverbot says:

    This is not new my friends talked about him like two years age. He is awesome though.

  6. Bud Ugly says:

    Lol @ the pinocchio one.

  7. Gutterville says:

    #’11 is the BEST LMAO

  8. Kaiwatha says:

    #19 was so unexpected for me that i fell on the floor laughing…litteraly

  9. Mook says:

    #1 – #who-gives-a-fuck : You people are missing the point if this was not humorous or entertaining.

  10. Adam says:

    By "Newest" do you mean "Old as dirt"?

  11. Coldzilla says:

    Oh great

    Last thing I wanna do after work is THINK

  12. @txt2verse says:

    Philosoraptor, yes there is another word for synonym- Metonym
    http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/metonym

  13. Adam says:

    #20 was the best part of my day

  14. BestForfeit says:

    "how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges" was on a fortune i got before. im still baffled.

  15. Someguy says:

    Here's another one:

    "If you work at a sex shop, is it still NSFW?"

  16. Colonel Mustard says:

    #18 George Carlin FTW.

  17. John Doe says:

    The photographs are rectangular because the film and the sensor are rectangular. The lens only "guide" the light towards the sensor/film.

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