You see the darndest things on the subway (18 Photos)

  • AliceNRoses

    pretty damn funny!

  • topher

    I dub anyone who post after me.. Douchebag

    • topher

      I kid

      • Robert Logan

        Yeah you are.

  • ERIC

    #1 Keanu and a big breasted woman AWESOME 😀

    • ERIC

      #7 of course

    • Speedy

      that picture was actually taken because of the woman. Keanu just happened to be there. 🙂

  • karl malone

    #14 what am i supposed to find interesting the women at the bottom or jesus?

    • MrCjv

      Isn't that Tommy Chong bro? From Cheech and Chong?

  • BigDingo

    Hipster kitten says: I liked sub-ways posts better when they were underground….

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  • val


  • Mr. Nick

    I loved this post. Good job Chive. I did a double take on #7

    • rainfall

      yup i belly laughed into the night sky

    • simba


  • john



    • exexec

      Yeah, and Tits McGhee is sitting next to him, apparently.

    • Logic76

      Earlier that day: On my way to go buy some donuts. Fuck yeah, donuts make me happy!

  • googboog

    a lot of superheroes using the subway these days.
    also.. Jesus.

  • DanielB

    #2 You sir are full of win.

  • Creed Braton

    oh blue ranger!

  • Jman

    #11= improv everywhere…….genius

  • Phondo

    #14 A picture from the Elizabeth Smart trial?

    • cartbe4horse

      U are a DOOSH. I wish the prophet came into your bedroom and boondraggled your azz in the middle of the night. Swappy swappy you be soppy.

  • BloodScrubber

    #5 Current day Paul Revere. At each stop he would leap off and yell "the british are coming!"

    • Parkatola

      Don't often actually LOL, but did here.

  • LanceFabulous

    #4 I'm Jewish Rick James, bitch. Enjoy yourself.

    • Khaki Mallard


    • theend81

      I work at One Penn Plaza and see this guy a lot walking around between MSG and Penn… I'll just say this is one of his more 'conservative' outfits.

  • me, myself and i

    # 16 "Penis, where are you?"

    • Jules


  • Mr. Wilson

    #18 Someone call Zordon to pick the Blue Ranger's drunk ass up.


    Chive,I know you have to pay for this site somehow,but DAMN THE POP-UPS ARE KILLING ME!!! STOP IT!

    • gaz

      use firefox and adblocker plus then

      • zzz

        Oh, there are supposed to be popups? I really didn't know until now :-). FF4 + adblock.
        Anyway, I won't leave Chive (and Chivettes) no matter how many ads are here.

  • floscar

    #1 you're not supposed to see him, he is in his ghillie suit

    • Pwndu232

      I couldn't see him at first either. Had to look really carefully.

  • cwfromsd1

    #16 – Biggest Loser season 11 before photo

    • noname

      this guy looks like he is saying "Hey, I think I just found my penis!"

  • Big Bird

    #13 – I don't fly you know. I take the subway like everybody else. Oh and people don't stare.

  • McLovin' It

    #14 i can't tell who i want to concentrate on more… Moby in the back, Jesus in the middle, or bushy eyebrow lady… i'd pay money to see that sandwich

  • A BiPolar Guy

    #1 is on his way to audition for a TV phone ad. He gotten beaten by a damn clump of seaweed. But thats's his own fault. He needs to pay more attention to his watering and visit the grass club for men to fix that nasty bald spot.

  • A BiPolar Guy

    you can't make this kind of stuff up. if you haven't seen the phone ad with the seaweed man, it's bizarre,

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