Get off your butt in 2011

wow chive really?

I am dissapoint….

I would but I'm always on theChive

there is something wrong today. i think i'm in a wrong website. :$

Weak, Chive, very weak. If I wanted to feel guilty, I'd call my wife.

You mean installing a new hard drive doesn't qualify as 'getting off my butt'? I had to walk all the way out to the driveway to meet the UPS dude…

make some kind of Chive Kinect game and i'm down.

So Ubisoft is advertising on the left and right of the site. Than you post a promotional ad for them.

Why don't you just ask for donations instead of being a prostitute?
Charity or guilt is much better than being diseased

wtf

6. Lots of sex!

Anything to help the chive keep the good stuff coming.

And if you're looking at the sides, I've got sad news for you.

Jumping rope is fun.

so masturbating to the future lower back problems gallery doesn't count as exercise?

adblock+ ftw

I'ma gunnna take my tallents 2 south beech.

Sneaky advertisements that look like regular posts.

and you can also have sex too…burn calories and it's very good for your health…^_^

PROPAGANDA

so, so disappointed chive. sheesh

I won't do it until I see chive employees moving.

Chive, you know, I know, we all know what you need to do to redeem – Tush Post!