Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

  • mdc5150

    I'm not one for blondes but #48 is unreal. More please. #24 would be worth the sex if she looked like #48.

  • ale

    #24… money.

  • GarlicInYourEye

    Average life expectancy for males in the U.S. 65 years, currently 31. $20 a day for 34 years = $248,000. Investing that $608.33 (365*20/12) a month into mutual funds averaging 10% over 34 years equals roughly $2,083,767.16. Surely brains, and money would get you more than 48 hours of sex with a perons of your liking. =)

    • GarlicInYourEye

      and obviously I can't spell person.

      • Htownpunk

        Actually the current life expectancy for U.S. males is about 76 years of age. Don't sell yourself short…..

  • anon

    where can I get that shirt please!

  • drea

    #38 hilarious

    • Texas Tippler

      That kid sure likes Tapioca……

  • cornfed

    #1 Bammers can withstand low temperatures due to the high levels of methamphetamine in their bloodstreams. WDE!

  • Mr. Awesomeness



    #32… HOLY CRAP.


  • http://yourcomputerdoctor.info WhiteGuyAtWork

    #41 buy that girl a drink

  • mikeydangerous

    I want that shirt! Where can I buy #3?

  • Slick

    #44, all posts need pics like this. I always have to go back a few times for these.

  • Libertariandude

    #24 Most people say the money, but $7300 a year it's not that much, and you have to account for future inflation. On the other hand, the thrill lasts longer. Yeah, I'm taking the money. 48 hours is too short.

  • JWAA

    #24 – The money!

  • Liz

    #28 Mmm. Looks quite tasty. Unfortunately I'll never know as from the looks of their "find a smashburger" map on their homepage they have zero interest in even attempting to provide their product to the South. Therefore they can go fuck themselves. 🙂

    • Bazinga

      They have them in Texas, so you may not be that far off. There is one two miles from my apartment in Houston, and one about a mile from work.

      Smashburger is good, Five Guys burgers are better.

      • Htownpunk

        Bazinga – If you want a kick ass burger in Houston try Little Bitty Burger Barn or Christian's Tailgate in Mid-town. Both put In-N-Out, Five Guys and Smashburger to shame.

  • http://twitter.com/EricDLarson4278 @EricDLarson4278

    $20 is a much better option than breadsticks, and it has won me over. If you were to save your extra 20 per day you could have sweet sweet love for a few hours I suppose. Or one could get a girlfriend and pocket the $20.

  • Templeton

    Who would #46 be?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1478892837 Mark Sawa

      shay maria…a goddess…

    • Mac

      Shay Maria. She has numerous posts on the chive. Look her up, you won't be disappointed.

  • Noway Jose

    #34 is fake.

  • MikeK

    #16 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • JKnights

    I like to refer to #8 as the Penthouse Stall

  • hossmank

    #34 – fake but oddly hot!

    • boss


      totally shopped… but hot

    • guest

      I believe it is the result of the smart blur filter in Photoshop…

    • polychonopolous

      actually the whole thing is a 3d animation … as real as it looks …. computer generated

      • Gecko

        i was starting to think whole thing was CG

        • 12inchshort

          It is. Rendered in Poser.

    • Randy

      Uncanny Valley

    • NEWDrob

      Actually, she lives in MILWAUKEE, WI!! Haha.

      • hossmank

        Do you know her?

  • ryecrash

    #10 We need Moar! Moar! Moar!

  • 4Ty

    I can haz more #7? She puurdy.

    And oooh my Shay… just…. guh! #46

  • aleXTC

    I demand MOAR of # 44

  • nathan458

    #40 Looks like im joining a dating website!

    • BloodScrubber

      On a side note, PlentyoFish website hits grew 38% today. They were all Chivers..B)

    • Trent McNeely

      I'm not sure what they are trying to say, but those are two different girls. The one on the left won the HCG contest, but I doubt she is on plentyoffish. She was also in the Maxim hometown hotties contest.

  • Dr No

    #43 you just ruined my childhood

  • Jason Dean

    Whoever is responsible for #46 – I want to buy you lunch, sir.

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