Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • Ira


    • Martin

      I wil stick a flute up your ass.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=16802139 Ira Ulrich


    • DaddyD

      And no more Han jobs!

    • hipster cat

      i gave you a thumbs up

  • TeeJ

    nailed it!

  • Martin

    Thumbs up for Jesus!

    • Justin Sargood

      how's that working for ya'?

  • Random

    #49 – you can bounce a roll of quarters off of that

    • AAA

      All on the floor

    • 50-50

      Or a whole bank of quarters…and an M1 tank…

    • fng

      Or just bounce my front off of that. F-yea

      • ahh

        one bounce and done.

    • Vince

      That ain't a roll of quarters….;)


    Is this douche wearing makeup? and #46 holy shit!

    • MC Ren

      He's like the little shit picked last 4 ball that buffed up and colored himself orange…

    • Jason

      I'm going out on a limb here thinking this is a Halloween costume…

  • http://www.facebook.com/paul.w.musselman Paul Musselman

    #11 I salute the DAR everyday.

    • bubblerider86

      You sir, are a TRUE American! 🙂

      • LJJ

        Nope, he's a real Chivean.

  • SomeGuy

    #10 FTW!

  • Thirty

    Seeing #44 and #49 makes me have #9 on my mind – and it is not shark brain.

    • Will

      For that matter it is not a vagina, it is the entire female reproductive tract. Ovaries, fallopian tubes, uterus and all. It is at best 1/3 vagina.

  • V.A.

    #25 FTW. And Cerie from 30Rock does deserve her own post. So does #43/#44 for that matter.

    • willkm75


  • Jak

    #2 Thats the Maple Leafs for ya. Asleep when they should be awake fighting.

    • DaddyD

      That's the Canadians for you … attacking a defenseless opponent.

      • Mario

        So sorry. We tend to forget that the Maple Leafs are like whales… useless when surrounded by ice.

  • http://www.facebook.com/meredithsarahlong Meredith Long

    Ahhhh #16, yes!

    • DURR

      giraffes serve no purpose in the world and they eat everything. there has even been talk that it would be a good idea to kill them off. sad, but true

      • GTO

        your are obviously an idiot. They do serve a purpose. They actively prune trees. they also are awesome. God's way of saying "Fuck you, I'll prune this tree." to Mexican landscapers and assholes like you.

        • DURR

          sounds like giraffes may eat your asshole out from time to time too. ive never seen someone get so defensive over a stupid fucking giraffe. pandas suck too

          • Josh

            no…..pandas are cute and fluffy……like your mom's vagina

            • DURR

              sounds like you…..might be…….the one that is……cute and fluffy……..you homo……thanks…….for all…….the periods…….to let me know…….you are pausing………between compliments / insults……commas……work just as well…..anyone….who calls……a vagina……..cute and fluffy……must be gay

          • GTO

            learn to take a joke lol. geez. Internet Defense: ACTIVATE

            • DURR

              haha, there happy 🙂

  • Brad

    #49 – oooh, shiny hiney!

  • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

    #44 #45 win!

    • napamamascribe

      I totally agree!

  • brad

    #49 chive always knows how to end DAR – i always skip right to the last picture

  • Joel

    When a fly PYT steps in front of your tree, DO THE CREEP

  • Dozer13579

    #17 Its not a tan its bronzer. Super Douche.

    • Dazilla

      He's like a Douche Silo

  • mike

    Thanks for #44

    • Lev

      To her father I would offer a dowry of two dozen heads of stout oxen, eight bushels of fine silk and spices, and a full season's storehouse of grain.

      • Father

        Cheap bastard! do you think my daughter is a common whore, 50 oxen 100 bushels of silk and spices and the grain at least.

    • thankful

      i cant give enough thanks

    • aaron
  • Stewball

    #4 just cause i couldn't see it

    • Stewball

      Worth it!

    • CaptnObvious

      …as in Email… it's just mail without the internet.

      • CaptainLessObvious

        I guess that was too complex of a problem for Captain Obvious to solve?

        (He couldn't see the picture load, so he wrote the number for it to com up under the comments section)

  • Yehhhh

    #20 PLEASE NO!


    Please replace head of girl in #46 with head of girl in #21.
    Now the rasta man is pleased!

  • Ava

    #7 who likes almost black eyes?? gives me the creeps…im submitting a pic of my baby blues tomorrow.

    • Kelly

      Saucer of milk for one — MEOW!

    • Anon

      Van Morrison?

    • lauren

      her eyes aren't black…

    • OwnerOfYou

      You also need to get over yourself…

    • Thomas

      Hardly anything special

    • http://www.facebook.com/MostAttractivePersonintheWorld Ed Forster

      Firstly, her eyes aren't black. In the slightest. If you open up photosjop and use the eye dropper tool, you'll see they're brown. Eww, things the same colour as poop give me the creeps.

      Also if you think anyone gives a shit about your overwhelming vanity, fuck off ugly. You're not giving anyone an erection thinking of your wonderful, sexy and unique eye colour.

      • Chive Fail

        What kind of super troll ass fucking cock douche opens up photoshop to prove some random wrong? Get over yourself and unfuck your shit asap. As for the "Blue eyed" girl who originally posted – Blue eyes are great…when they not attached to a catty bitch. Find bridge jump.

    • vladik87

      Didn't know there was anything special about "almost black" eyes. Nothing special about the photo either. :@

    • terry

      almost black is still brown

    • Amy

      Probably a pretty girl but why this pic? not even a good shot, am I missing something?

    • billy

      Die in a fire Ava.

      Dont get my wrong, I like blue eyes and am looking forward to seeing some other random chivers pics with them. But your just a stupid ass skanky bitch. I hope you go blind.

    • gcon

      There is nothing special about you. tons of people have dark brown eyes. I'm one of them, but you wont get a picture of them because it's boring.

      • Alli

        It was probably supposed to go in the post about girls with all eye colors submit your pics. Probably wasn't supposed to go in DAR.

  • Jay

    #44 followed by #45…Chive WIN!!!

    • JBintheNC

      The only better follow up pic would be the "Mind = Blown" gif.

  • shopper

    #21 # 46 time to photoshop everyone

  • shopper

    sorry #46

  • A man

    I would like to politely decline seeing #31 tomorrow. Thanks but no thanks.

    • ALOC

      yeah… what´s up with that? Keep the glasses on…

    • Someone

      I don't think the "pedo police" would have been alerted.

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