Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • Random

    #3, #12 – FAIL

    • KeyserSoze

      and how…

    • Ibi

      Who honestly cares about the halftime show? It's always lame…the actual game is what I tune in for

  • Wolfram

    #46, #49 aw yeah!

    • Wolfram

      I should also add that #32 will be spectacular tomorrow.

      • serially

        amen brotha!

    • Billy the Accountant

      Yoga pants

    • Cronic

      Yoga pants and the gap, Gods gift to man.

    • assbrigade

      Dude #32. Perfect ass WITHOUT shadows or yoga pants. Yes please!

  • Bob

    #11 Scumbag Steve is this you?

    • schwartzensteinberg

      Awesome tat! I can't wait to tear off your arm and beat you to death with it

    • RiKo

      is that Paula, the troll from theChive?!

    • alister

      not bad, not a fan of names as tattoos. hope its your kid or your nana.

      also, your tattooist has a shit steady hand.

    • Paula

      Awwwww…. don't you just feel all tingly inside when your son does this for you? I sure did…

      Many many Hugs,
      Paula

      • waah

        LOL Paula!

    • Paul

      One too many drinks

      Wake up with new tattoo

    • Oh rly?

      If he really loves paula, why so close to his smelly armpit?

    • josh

      i feel bad for paula

  • DanielB

    #38 This gif always makes me smile =]

    • andfukyamoms

      this gif always makes me masturbate

    • sku

      Its just, just unreal

    • Fapramento

      She knew exactly what she was doing…her friend told her she was getting checked out and she "presented" before turning around. Hot.

    • wasd

      prolly watched this about 10 times straight

    • Aaron N.

      Its like a car crash, you just cant look away, or a girl with a nice booty, still either way it works

    • Rascal

      They need to find he r!

    • mgreen

      Got to love the apple store always a win! Sexy!

    • pedobear

      16 will get you 20 lol

  • hrerhe

    first

    • I am Name

      No, you're not first to comment here. But you are the first douche here.

    • Maynard B.

      Fuck off.

  • Mummy

    #10 – 16th century Scumbag Steve

    • LOL

      No……..

      • brad

        yeah, this isn't scumbag steve, more like renaisance surfer trevor, who doesn't give a crap about your stuff and thinks it doesn't matter because he's cooler than you are, bro…

  • tony

    of all the photos, #44 got me

    • Zee

      I was just about to post the same… Stunning woman.. one word MOAAARRRR

      • M J

        Isn't that Hayden Panettiere?

        • Zee

          I just Googled her and i am glad i did 🙂 Not sure if that's the same woman, but i dont care at this point.. i'll let Chive find her

    • yerp

      waaaaay the best

    • Jon

      Me too! Enchanting, sexy, mystic. Doesn't get much more heart lurching

    • KB3

      little red chivin' hood

  • brad

    #18 mind fuck

    • bkfrijoles

      hand hover too

  • RiKo

    #32 #46 hmmmm..

    • assbrigade

      That's Lauren Gentile. And that's a damn big thank you to Chive for finding her!

  • St.Christopher

    Yay

  • brazzers

    How did I not bet the house on fergie sounding like an annoying skank this super bowl?

  • sku

    #7 ZOMG

    • RiKo

      those are Russell Brand's property now. Lucky soab 😐

      • Russell=caveman

        So EZ…even a cave man can do it

    • bubblerider86

      Even i stopped and stared for a solid 3 minutes…

    • TLAALOOCCCC

      this pic is begging to be shopped

  • Pez

    I expected the Jew Bear to come out of #29

    • schwartzensteinberg

      you mean mark zuckerberg?

    • Vinnie

      Ahem…*Bear Jew*

    • AtomManhattan

      Ha! Me too dude…and Zukerberg…douche of the century if you ask me. I don't need to watch some retarded !@#&* movie to know that.

    • xpobre freshx

      I want to know where this tunnel is..

  • http://yourcomputerdoctor.info WhiteGuyAtWork

    #44 moar little red riding hood

  • Rich

    I've said it before and I'll say it again…we need an entire post dedicated to the GAP
    #49

    • Doofenshmirtz

      Preferably strictly from Chivettes like #32…not random pics from the interwebs…

    • Simon

      amen bro, amen.

  • marcus

    #33 One more thing, they don't wanna pay taxes again… ever

    • lando

      "Guess what guys, it's time to embrace the horror! Look, we've got front row tickets to the end of the earth!"

      • Jennifer

        Components. American components, Russian Components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!"

        • grant

          The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun.

    • chris

      You know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good, doesn't it

      • Mark

        I'll tell you one thing that drives me nuts, is people who think Jethro Tull is just a guy in a band.

    • Meagan Ann Hayward

      'CAUSE I'M LEAVING, ON A JET PLANE…. DON'T KNOW WHEN I'LL BE BACK AGAIN!'

    • Pluto ILU

      Just wanted to feel the power between my legs brother!!

    • BILLY

      The dude on the far left looks like neil patrick harris … just sayin.

  • jason in pc

    ok, seriously i give, who the f" is paula? how did i miss this one?

    • The Mule

      Some hermaphrodite that has a loose cooter and a tiny wang. Oh and shim's an annoying troll.

      • llb

        Someone isnt keeping up the comments. Poseur

        • jason in pc

          actually llb, i do, work pc went down for a few weeks and then i went on vacation, thats where i get to leave work for 4 weeks and get paid for it, for those of you who understand the concept of vacation i apologize for the crude explanation.
          to mr llb here who flips burgers, this concept will forever elude him.

  • http://twitter.com/importantcrap @importantcrap

    #3 and #12 – Both have set new standards for terrible Superbowl performances. Who will top them?!?

    • Erik von Markovik

      Justin Beiber

    • Rick

      At least it wasnt another dead white guy like it has been since janet jackson.

    • Rholio

      Tune in next year and find out.

  • Vinny

    # 49. Chivers, that "gap" is refered to in the Naval Aviation as a "Cranston". It's measured in the number of fingers that will fit through it.

    • Drunkula

      I'll measure it for her, no probs. #49

  • Morgan Freeman

    #45 Come at me bro.

    Chris Farley——————————————————————————————————>

    • AnyoneforCoffee

      Welcome back!

    • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      wow old school chiver. glad to see you didn't pay attention to all the comments before you and welcome back

    • Jack Bower

      Lol. I was gonna say furry, but…..

  • Zee

    #26 Quite sad…. The White Stripes were phenomenal

    • DanielB

      I didnt even knew they were still together…

      • Zee

        Jack White played with other bands (The Raconteurs, The Dead weather), but White Stripes were still together.. until couple days ago….

    • Shearede

      Finally got onto DAR!!…but with an altered caption…

      It's cool, Chive…Dave can suck it

      -Daniel

    • The Real D. Nozzle

      meh, sound like any other indie band. but yeah, DMB sucks fucking balls.

    • AtomManhattan

      Thank the sweet, non-existent god…!@#^&* terrible band, and the WORST drummer of ALL TIME. I've played drumms ONCE and I OWNED this bitch HARD. White Stripes = just more mainstream bullshit on the radio/MTV to be ignored by people with standards.
      Indie?
      I don't !@#*& think so.

      • http://twitter.com/Zordabo @Zordabo

        I think she has some dirt on Jack White and was blackmailing him to not fire her, she's ugly, can't sing for shit and as has been mentioned before, CRAP DRUMMER!

    • http://twitter.com/Zordabo @Zordabo

      shittest… "drummer"… ever!

      • Zee

        she wasn't THAT bad.. but not great either.

        Regardless, they split up.. so that means no more The White Stripes.. and they put on fantastic live concerts…. Jack White solo, and don't think he'll do to bad….

    • a fan

      your a faggot. you band isnt shit compared to dave. i dont think anyone would recognize who you are anyways. eat shit

  • Bryan

    Yummy… #7 #32 #38 #46 #49

    • ely whitley

      so which of the posts do you like?

    • biscuit

      whats 38 from?

  • Bleedig_Gums_Murphy

    #28 it also would have costed the same

  • Fisheyes

    #48 She's a mom. Well, we know she f*cks. 2 points for bimbo older sister.

  • Anonymous

    #49 and #44 = AWESOME!!! #11 = DOUCHE 😦

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