Star Wars Girl Revealed (23 Photos)

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Today theCHIVE not only presents the opening of our emporium, theCHIVERY, but we also bring you Part III of the Star Wars Girl Trilogy (Here are Part I and Part II). About a week ago I emailed Star Wars Girl and asked her very politely to reveal her identity. She politely declined. Then I told her that I'd received over 2,000 emails from people around the world asking us to uncover her identity. So, in the interest of returning my Chive submit account back to manageable levels, she relented.

Star Wars Girl is named Nicole, a 19 year-old University student from a small city just outside Toronto (Canada, you continue to impress). Having spoken to her over the past couple weeks, I can tell you Nicole is one of the nicest girls I've met. She's a real fangirl of the highest order. She did ask me to thank the Chivers for their kind comments. The Chivers' unique ability to provide positive encouragement for women to express their sexuality has been outstanding. Well done, guys and gals.
Now enjoy Nicole as we present the third installment in the Star Wars Girl Trilogy...

There were a couple images that are just a bit too nsfw for this post. They are HERE and HERE. You’re welcome.

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  • Mr. Pinchy

    ummmm hi!

    • chivediver

      me likey!!

    • facebook

      yaaaaaaaaay TORONTO!! FOR THE WIN xD

    • mmhmmmm

      CANADIANNNNNNNN, ugh im in love. AND SHE COULD EVEN BE MY FUCKING NEIGHBOR AND I WOULDNT EVEN KNOW IT. although i would, shes not, but that would be a dream come true right there.

  • Smirnoff

    We should create an award for girls like her.

    • Beardo

      I have one, some people think it's offensive because it's penis shaped though.

    • Pepe

      Where is her thumb in #4??

      • Guest

        If you're looking at her hand I got some bad news for you.

  • marcus

    Hats off to Nicole for revealing herself. takes some balls. also, as a gamer #11 is what we dream of coming home to

    • PJ Fry

      I wanted to think of something creative and complimentary, but I kept getting a look the thumbnail in your post and it would just derail any thought path I had. Thank you Nicole. Girls like you don't just make theChive totally sweet, you make life sweet. Stay cool cheeka, and pwn a noob for me!

      ~PJ Fry

    • BobSugar

      wifey <3

    • El BrandO

      Word. I'm gamer myself. I'd make a game out of watching her game. It'd be the greatest game of all time. Now, if I could box this game and sell it…

    • john v.

      yeah, this one gave me instant wood. goddess.

      • chived

        keep your wood to yourself john

    • Biggus Diccus

      I wish a dating site was created for girls like this

  • Nathan

    Will you marry me?

    • Tyler Hendrickson

      There has GOT to be something wrong with her. no girl is that….that….perfectly awesome O.o swords……Xbox…..loves starwars…..HOT…..just cant comprehend……WHY CANT I MEET SOMEONE LIKE THIS

      • Nathan

        She isnt perfect, I hear she likes to cook and clean too…


        Too bad that's her boyfriend's room and that you'd need to put a bag over that face. She's bomb at knowing how to get a nerd's attention though. Faking interest is totally legit.

        • umadbro?

          Someone needs a bag over their face, but it ain't her. :D

        • Jordan

          lol glad you dont like it, please leave. more for us.

        • Nathan

          Yea youre right, that probably is her boyfriends pink pillows on his bed…

        • Eric Scott

          A BAG OVER HER FACE?? wtf??? she has a beautiful face! and a beautiful everything else! Stop lying to your self by calling yourself straight!

          and how does her liking to cook and clean make her NOT perfect? thats ideal in my book!!

      • Bree1912

        I love Star Wars and play Xbox lol….I'm sure lots of girls do, just need to search a little harder!

  • plause

    #19 – YES

    • truthiness

      Fake hair. CHECK
      Fake interest in guy stuff. CHECK
      Fake chick.
      Nice try Chive but not this one. Buttereverything

      • LazyTheKid

        Butterface for sure. Looks like she is the middle picture in a group of mugshots showing the adverse affects of meth. Plus that looks like a Ruger Mark II, not exactly a "real" gun…but fun and cheap to shoot nonetheless.

        • amenbrotha

          Couldn't agree more. She does look like a coke head or something in plus she's got the snaggle tooth thing going on.

        • WINNING!! DUH!!

          Mark II; good enough for the Navy Seals… But random internet comando determines it's not a "real" gun.

          BTW my guess is that it is a Browning Buck Mark.

          • LazyTheKid

            Pretty sure Navy Seals carry a Sig p226, not a Mark II.

            • deploy my ordinance

              Uhh, yeah. Look it up, Used in WWII, but i guess people are harder to kill these days… so yeah its just a toy.

              • Uh huh.

                Plus you dont even know what a MarkII looks like, why would i expect you to know anything about it?

              • LazyTheKid

                I never stated it's a "toy" but it isn't a centerfire handgun, it's a rimfire. And obviously you noticed that they used a suppressed Mark II…because suppressing a .22 actually works (meaning it's difficult to hear, unlike with a .45 or even a 9mm). "Silenced" firearms are somewhat of a misnomer.

                • Too lazy to read

                  9mm = very commonly silenced cartridge. BTW your ratings out you as the troll you appear to be.

                  • LazyTheKid

                    All because I thought starwars girl was beat in the face? Yes, call me a troll for an opinion of her being unattractive. And obviously you've never fired a suppressed 9mm because it can still be heard a block away.

                    • Holy troll

                      "9mm because it can still be heard a block away."

                    • Yer Awsum

                      "All because I thought starwars girl was beat in the face?"

                      No, why would I care if girls arn't your thing?

                      I just thought it was amusing that you are so awesome as to be unaffected by .22 Caliber ammunition.

                    • fibonacci5150

                      you shouldn't make fun of kids with diabetes, i'm scott malkinson

                    • LazyTheKid

                      "No, why would I care if girls arn't your thing? "

                      I see what you did there…touche.

                      If given the choice I'd rather not get shot, but if I had to I'd rather get shot with a .22lr than a .45 ACP. .22 is good for practice and killing squirrels but rimfire ammo is iffy and .22 just doesn't have the stopping power a centerfire round does.

    • GK-4

      is that a LUGER?

      • Chris

        Looks like a Hi-Standard .22. :(

        • GoForth

          I think its an early Colt Woodsman, actually. Def a .22.

  • Danimal

    Nice. Thanks for sharing. Gotta love halo.

  • Mr. Pinchy

    PS. Kinda glad to be living in Toronto as well right about now :)

    • Chivemaster

      Me too. I'd like to know what "small city outside of Toronto" she lives in.

    • Jordan

      god dammit Pinchy *shakes fist*

  • TeeJ

    My God.

  • figurefour

    If you have a boyfriend, I hate him because he gets to come home to this.


    • jeff

      go to a bar and get a girl drunk and bring her home… then you can come home to one too… fag.

      • Jeff DeBoer

        You're a dick.

      • Poppin Fresh

        that's called date rape, jeff. good job…

        • IamtheLaw

          Not anymore it isn't. The definition of rape ahs been changed. The excuse "i don't remeber is no longer rape" It's actually pretty sad, but true

          • IamtheLaw

            It's also pretty sad that I don't read my own comment before I post. Again sad, but true.

    • Biggus Diccus

      Yeah I'm sure her mom is taking the picture

  • Your Dad

    Meh…she's alright

    • clickhere

      oubvious troll is oubvious

    • Jake

      what are you talking about she is beautiful, but she would be even better if she smiled more

    • finders

      yup, cool just link us to your gamer girlfriend who loves star wars more than anything.

      My girlfriend's favorite film is fucking 'Valentine's Day' – point is, i think she's beautiful but there's something to be said of personality.

    • D.C

      The fact that your name is "Your Dad" tells me a troll like you wouldn't know what to do with a women like that

      • Jak

        I would. Kick her the fuck off my Xbox and have her make me a sammich before my afternoon bj.

        • Feeder of Trolls

          Oh Jak, a girl can't give you a BJ if she can't find your tiny little penis under all that flab. You're so silly.

    • Cris_Ron

      dead rite dude. she's middling enough. and if u to play games, play with ur mates!

    • wellsaid

      meh is right. kind of a bummer with all this talk of how "hot" she is.
      shay or lauren. that is all.

    • ostrichman1985

      agree with the meh. Good, not great. I still would though.

    • sick of this BS

      Agreed. It looks like most people agree that she has a slutty trashy coke head thing going on. Get your head out of your butts people and stop thumbing down the truth!

      • Kellyoop

        You dumbasses might want to consider the fact that women won't want to send in half-naked pictures of themselves if they get ripped to shreds when they do.

        • UGH

          Or maybe we'll actually get legit chicks who don't put up a front and look semi-decent. This chick is fake and ugly nothing worse.

    • BrownNote420

      I have to agree. I'm not really a Star Wars fan so maybe that is why I have to agree and say she isn't that hot.

    • Il Duce

      She's a dog!!

    • Jerry

      I remember when the Chive was a website that stole amusing pictures and videos from other sites, now its more of a site dedicated to scantily clad women of middling hottness for teenage boys to drool over. Upgrade?

    • yo yo ma

      I agree. Meh should have just kept her face covered.

  • Dunny_

    #5 Dunny Likey…

    • oh4fuckssake

      this pic is hot. I get the feeling this is how she masturbates.

  • Jakub Wrobel

    Well worth the Trilogy.

  • Pete Ribaudo

    playing xbox live and fan of star wars, halo, zombie survival manuel and target practice?! and hot?!?!?! submitting divorce papers now and buying a ticket to canada

    • Lalo

      And also GTA

    • nywolf

      plus she owns a katana, it doesnt get much better than that

    • canuckforever

      psst.. no thanks..please refrain from extending your americanism to our beautifull country,,, we have enough dorks here..

      • Badfish

        Thats funny, without americanism, star wars girl wouldn't have Star Wars and she would probably be forced to be a fan of whatever Canadian entertainment you guys have up there…I don't know, Moose-watching or something.

        • Ahemmmm...

          It's called 'SCTV'.

        • Joey

          No. We get entertained watching dumb americans fuck up!

  • unibroue

    I wish cloning was legit …

  • SWG Fan

    Wow. You are fantastic! Hope you continue to contribute.

    • Maynard B.

      Let's see more from Lauren G from the Feb Chivette post. She comments and actually has a nice everything. I mean yeah this chick can hold a controller but this is so unlike Chive to post this kind of meh quality.

    • SWG (Nicole)

      Too many haters on the Chive now, but I'll continue to put up Star Wars pics on my newly created tumblr ( Thanks for compliment! :)

      • Tomas Larence Calvillo

        Don't listen to those guys. They are just assholes you are freakin gorgeous.

      • oh4fuckssake

        here is hoping for some uncropped pics…..

        I suggest an uncropped version of #15

      • Vince Weaver

        won't find your link nicole!!??

  • Omen

    Seems like a really cool person to hang out with

  • Lauren Gentile

    Definitely like you better without the extensions but that's absolutely rad that you like sci-fi (specifically Star Wars) so much! And thigh-highs are a good look on you!

    • BobSugar

      LG's and Nicole's body parts makes for an epic Chivette thread.

      • TTJ69

        Or how about a post with just Lauren.

        • PJ Fry

          I think LG has a post around here somewhere.
          She's certainly in one.
          Search around a bit.

          Lauren if you're reading this, I look forward to you're posts!


        • AdamBaldick

          Something about the name Lauren. Gets me.. oh and the picture of her bum.

    • AdamBaldick

      thigh highs are solid.. agreed Lauren

      • Wolfram

        Yeah, thigh highs are good on almost any chick.

        • Lauren Gentile

          Glad you said 'almost' any chick because I've seen muffin tops where muffin tops should not exist (i.e. flowing over the top of thigh-highs)! I do agree though. It's usually an awesome look for girls. :)

    • Morgan Freeman

      Why can't this post be filled with you? You are a 20 on a 1-10 scale and she's a 1 at best. Where the hell are your contributions?! She looks like a rats ass compared to you.

      • Jak

        I read that in Morgan Freeman's voice. Hilarious!

      • Bud Ugly

        Although I don't agree with you, reading your comment in Morgan Freeman's voice was quite fun :)

        • darthmal

          Lauren smokes this chick but I guess if you like meth heads Nicole could be your thing……

          • Lauren Gentile

            Thanks but that was totally uncalled for. Chivettes are a part of Chive and if the staff picked her then she's quality, which she is. Everyone has their own taste, sure, but calling her a meth head just isn't nice when she's putting herself out there for the sake of Chive. :/

            • BeccaB86

              I'm glad you said (wrote) something. It's all fun & games until Chivettes stop sending in submissions for fear of ridicule.

              • AdamBaldick

                Dont even mention that. i couldnt imagine my life without the Chivettes. Last week my friday was not the same.. huge bummer. You both must contribute

      • Shawn35

        While I agree that LG is nothing short of gorgeous, there is no need to put Nicole down, she is very attractive and also had the stones to go ahead and put herself out there for us to enjoy, saying she looks like a rats ass is just plain disrespectful and that is not what the Chive and its lovely Chivettes are all about, thanks for the post Nicole……and lets see more from both LG and Nicole soon

    • ern23

      How about a tag-team posting of Lauren and Nicole?? I'll offer my services as Photographer, or Lotion Boy, whatever!

      • JHL1

        Sounds like a great idea.
        I'll be Executive Shower Assistant!

      • Lauren Gentile

        Haha! Whadda' say Nicole?! I'll put in the Civil War lovin' and you put in the Sci-Fi lovin' and together we'll cover both realms of fact and fiction. :)

        • Luis Francisco Rodriguez Lugo

          And then the next thing you know, there will be a videogame or a big budget movie about that crossover. You heard it here first!

        • SWG (Nicole)

          Love it! ;)

          • justanothercanadian

            Hey Nicole I live in a small town just outside of Toronto. Can I buy you coffee sometime?

        • Wolfram

          And… I'll bring all the other lovin'. :p

    • riverjns1234567

      Lauren my secret lover how are you?

  • MasonGWebbington

    #20, well worth the wait, thank you Nicole and thank you Chive for making this happen…

    • Terry

      I love it when a woman learns how to show off some leg

      • truth teller

        she prolly has a dick btwn em ,tranny alert.!

  • paulhitchcock

    Well worth the wait, Chive.

  • damon

    thank you, nicole. you have a sword in your room. #11

    • LOL

      Also, an Xbox for some strange reason.

  • allanb

    My day has been made. Thank you Nicole and TheChive!!! well done!

  • markus schulz

    #9 i see your San Jose Sharks hat, super hot.

    • Shambuck

      That's a Toronto Blue Jays hat…

    • Adam

      Looks like a Toronto Blue Jays hat to me…

    • andysniper

      personally i found the liberty city map way more awesome.

    • sswg

      It's Toronto Blue Jays, but San Jose's alright too :P

    • Reesty

      thats a toronto blue jays hat…

    • OneClownShoe

      You mean Blue Jays. Baseball, not hockey. Why would a Canadian be a SJ fan anyway? I do agree about the super hot, though.

      • Dirty Dingus

        Maybe because most of the players are Canadian?

    • Jak

      She might be offended by that comment being from Canada. I'm sure a Cali team would be one of the last teams she would like in the NHL. Just sayin'

    • AdamBaldick

      Go Flames.. And Jays.. BAUTISTA

    • Dom

      What chick from Toronto likes the Sharks? I believe that is a bird on that hat. Like the Blue Jays.

      • JoC

        Its Blue Jays

    • Bryan Barbeau

      congrats, markus, now everyone knows you are a derp.

  • Brosef McBaconator

    Hmmmm. :)


    just as i dream it woud be…. :,)

  • HellHath NoFury

    I'm impressed! She's genuinely pretty and genuinely awesome! That's a rare find.

    • PJ Fry

      Nice to see you around again HHNF.

      Hope things are going awesome with your bo in HI.
      ;) /wave

    • Wolfram

      The "original" chivette lol

    • oh4fuckssake

      there she is…….

      nice duckface.

    • Beasty

      I've missed you. Just wanted you to know.

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