Star Wars Girl Revealed (23 Photos)

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Today theCHIVE not only presents the opening of our emporium, theCHIVERY, but we also bring you Part III of the Star Wars Girl Trilogy (Here are Part I and Part II). About a week ago I emailed Star Wars Girl and asked her very politely to reveal her identity. She politely declined. Then I told her that I'd received over 2,000 emails from people around the world asking us to uncover her identity. So, in the interest of returning my Chive submit account back to manageable levels, she relented.

Star Wars Girl is named Nicole, a 19 year-old University student from a small city just outside Toronto (Canada, you continue to impress). Having spoken to her over the past couple weeks, I can tell you Nicole is one of the nicest girls I've met. She's a real fangirl of the highest order. She did ask me to thank the Chivers for their kind comments. The Chivers' unique ability to provide positive encouragement for women to express their sexuality has been outstanding. Well done, guys and gals.
Now enjoy Nicole as we present the third installment in the Star Wars Girl Trilogy...

There were a couple images that are just a bit too nsfw for this post. They are HERE and HERE. You’re welcome.

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  • Lleamen

    Now we all have to sit here, basking in the pure greatness that she is, praying that one day we will find someone as perfect as her.

  • Arauz Luis

    FTW!!! best chive post this moth and year!!!

    • gingerman

      shay? lauren? gingers? hump day?she is lame as shit in comparison . chive has done MUCH better lately!

  • Kris

    As pretty as I imagined

  • Confused

    Ok im a bit confused, no wait a lot confused. She plays xbox, likes star wars, has a kick ass sword, shoots guns, has a halo helmet, A Zombie combat manual, and she's a chick who just so happens to be hott???? I call fake, something is up chive this special breed of female does not exist. It defies the laws of physics, and reason.

    • XOS2

      she went into her little brothers room and had her boyfriend take pics for her…and now she can claim geekdom

  • NOUU

    wow awesome!

  • Shockwave

    Any woman who is this hot, and has a sense of humor and can do half the stuff she has an interest in is gold. Nicole you are a worthy Chivette and welcome to the fold. :)

  • willy

    EPIC!!! and well worth the waiting and teasing the chive has been making us go through

  • Sean R Parnell

    Well, that's it. I'm moving to Canada.

  • kiwwi

    #14 i came QQ shes so sexy

  • sceneitb4

    If there's one thing the people calling her a "butterface" know, it's butter.
    Put down the rabbit fur, leave the basement and find a real woman – maybe one like her!

    • BADchive

      too bad she looks like a coke head with fake hair and an f'ed up face.

      • sceneitb4

        That's it? That's the best you've got? This is probably the best looking woman you'll see that you don't have to leave a tip for or wonder if she's photoshopped and the best you can come up with is "coke head with fake hair and an f'ed up face"? Have you even talked to a woman without being charged $3.95/minute?

        • oh4fuckssake


  • Michael

    Sweet mother of god… I want her for Christmas.

  • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

    Creesus Jeist.

  • Matt Nowak

    #5 what a hot photo!!!

  • Tano

    19 years?
    she looks 30

    • Anonymous

      Awesome!! I thought I was the only one who felt that way. I think number 5 and the no bottom pic are really trashy but I can understand why no one would agree with me lol but yeah she looks fucking old

    • yikes

      Glad someone else thought so too.

  • G-mo

    I am honestly surprised by how many negatives I have read. This girl is honestly just beautiful. Body is just wow. Long sexy legs nice handful size boobs, a straight up hummer of an ass. She has a very cute face. WTF guys? Why U gotsta hate?

    • French Toast

      Because she looks like a coke head who likes to takes pictures in her man's casa. A+ for self-promotion though she's smart.

      • oh4fuckssake

        How does she look like a coke head? Unless she is a fat ass, she is immediately a druggie? You must be from the midwest…. you have no idea what a healthy body type is.

        go back to your twinkie feed cows.

  • Marc

    This is why Star Wars > Star Trek

  • mtpuckhead

    Well worth the wait.

  • McBeastie

    "The Chivers' unique ability to provide positive encouragement for women to express their sexuality has been outstanding. " —– i.e. "tits or gtfo"

    • oh4fuckssake


  • Derk3103

    Holy Shit! Star Wars, Xbox, and a Blue Jays fan……. only thing missing is MY headboard

  • Skedaddle

    She would do

  • Anonymous

    Holy shit

  • icejingles

    I've returned back to the states after 4 years today. It seems like it was a mighty fine day to return.

  • Arvzky

    Oh hey! She's from my city. Awesome!

  • judasnicknack

    not like there was any doubt but yeah ….shed get it

  • Deceptive Pulse

    Mighty Impressive she lived up to all the hype!

    • thanks for nothing

      Not even close.

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