Who to invite to a medieval themed college party (29 photos)

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cristi-Palincas/100001225207844 Cristi Palincas

    Monty Python ftw!

    • SenorRock

      I am prepared to accept the thumbs down, but I did not think The Holy Grail was funny. Am I the only one?

      • Picard_

        "The French dump a pile of shit on him" – Script to Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cristi-Palincas/100001225207844 Cristi Palincas

        Looks like it 😀 But hey, tastes differ, so I won't hold your lack of appreciation of proper humor against you.

      • Feeder of Trolls

        You should go back and watch it again … late at night. With a bunch of friends who enjoy good humor. Maybe throw some drinks in as well. Then, the next day you'll all be talking about all the funny scenes and laughing like crazy! Then, you'll love Holy Grail!

      • NYCAT

        Nope, I thought it wasn't funny as well.

    • Christian Lander

      Stuff White People Like # 32, Monty Python

      White people have loved Monty Python for quite some time now. Considering that Monty Python are British, first appeared on public television, and have gone on to create some of the most popular films in white history, it is no surprise.

      It would be normal to assume all white people love Monty Python, but it's simply not true. You see, there is a very, large specific group of white people who do not find the British comedy troupe to be entertaining. They are called women.

      It's not that white women are incapable of finding humor in Monty Python. Quite the opposite. They have all the skills needed to appreciate the jokes: understanding of absurdist humor, love of all things British, understanding of world history and high culture references. No, what has driven white women away from Monty Python is the fact that every white male they have ever met has peppered them with so many reenactments that it's impossible to see the troupe as anything more than an annoyance.

      For decades, white women, have been dating men who won't shut up about dead parrots pining for fjords, the Ministry of Silly Walks, and the Knights Who Say Ni. If you don't get any of these references then you are an excellent candidate to start dating a white man. As a nonwhite woman, you are very appealing to white men, in no small part because dating you would mean that they have at least two years of fresh Monty Python material with which to try to impress you.

  • greg

    I love when I refresh the chive to find an awesome new post

  • EZEE

    #8

    I like the eyes looking in both directions…

  • EZEE

    #21

    Find her (girl on left), and make her lean over just a BIT further. One of them is JUST about ready to fall out and smack someone.

    • Blues

      But then she'd be "Mayhem"

    • Sir Galahad

      Anyone else for an all hot wench / Renaissance Fair post?

  • sigh

    For some reason #11 reminds me of church groups I've been to …

    • Steeb

      sponsored by the priest?

    • BigusDickus

      Church group = virgins need hobbies to

  • Picard_

    #18 Yes I have! It's just a flesh wound!

    • OneClownShoe

      "Your arm's off."
      "No it isn't."
      "Look!"

      • fry

        'Tis but a scratch!

        • boki019

          I`ll bite Your hands off…

          • Admiral Ackbar

            What are you going to do, bleed on me?

  • SkyVader

    Your mother was a hamster……

    • Jeremy

      And your father smelled of elderberries.

    • rodrocks

      …and your father smells of elderberries. Sad that I know that.

    • ...

      Jeremy and Rodrocks are very slightly off. It's:
      "and your father smelt of elderberries."

  • lollers

    #24 this pic is real men acting like boys….everyone else is a fuckin wierdo or a pussy bitch!

    • Reme

      How do you figure? Is dressing up in medieval costume and acting much different than guys throwing on football jerseys and playing football? They're both acting out fantasies, it just so happens one group is nerds who can't play sports, and the other is jocks who can't even spell medieval.

    • Ken

      Hey, I was over in Iraq and when you have down time, it gets real boring so I can relate to there outlet… Their just having fun… passing the time. Scouts out!

      • dub

        Two points for Reme.

        • KUNTA

          queer

    • http://www.facebook.com/Seven.Nine.Six Sean Doherty

      Just to throw my two pounds into the vast sea of the interwebs. I do re-enactment and I can tell you it takes a man to be able to put on almost a hundred pounds of rolled steel armour, then beat the fucking shit out of another man in the same weight steel with a sword that's twice as heavy as a sledge hammer.

      You are fighting all day in this, granted we are not killing each other, but we are breaking bones and giving each other concussion.

      Why? Because its fun as fuck and great stress relief.

    • Spktr

      Well done to the Aussies for finding their own fun on ops!

  • RiKo

    #1 Girl on the left – F#cking gorgeous

    • Knuckles Grymm

      Agreed! Although that looks more like Oktoberfest then a Rennaisance Faire.

      • rodrocks

        Oh Hell Yeah!!!

        • Grim

          Woman on the left reminds me of Tarja Turunen. And yes, she is insanely hot. More of her please.

  • EZEE

    #27

    Can suck a golf ball through a garden hose and has a complete collection of whips, ball gags, and other devices.

    As Rick James once said, 'the kind you don't bring home to mother.'

  • NASFWGTD

    #1 #21
    Chivers love wenches.

  • ............

    I think I'm not alone in requesting a "Find her" of #27

    • bman

      u are

    • Nephilim

      No he's not.

    • dub

      Yeah.. I find it weird, but I'm finding myself oddly pulled to her image.

  • Grendel

    #1, #7, #21, #27
    Now you know why I studied Middle English literature- there were no flat-chested women in the Middle Ages.

    • Grim

      More chesticles please.

  • todd

    #22 How long did you stare???? I gave it a good minute… LOL

  • cantcme

    #29 Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time

    • french guard

      i fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries

      • xXbeermonkeyXx

        fetchez la vache! get the cow!

        • Admiral Ackbar

          Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

  • Im Rick James

    #21
    I wish I had an extra set of hands……so that I could give those titties 4 thumbs down!

  • Eddie

    I fucking love Zelda.

  • Frank

    #18 – Stared too long and nothing?

    • Shawn35

      i did the same thing, I feel like something should happen here

      • Admiral Ackbar

        You can never tell now. That one looked like something should have happened, kept waiting for the blood to spurt or something.

        • JHL1

          You can easily tell….

          Right-click
          select Save Image As
          if filename ends in .jpg it is NOT a gif!

  • chrisdg74

    #18 – It's just a flesh wound.
    #29 – "I fart in your general direction."

    • rodrocks

      King Arthur, "your arms off"
      Black Knight, "I've had worse"

  • Dan

    She's creepy.

  • Lud006

    #1 is part of German OktoberFest.

    Just google that to find out what you are missing 🙂

    • BeenUnderARock

      Oktoberfest? Never heard of it, tell me more…

    • KUI

      Don't google too much, though, or you'll find out that 99% of the fest attendants are red and fat germans.

  • nojoke420

    #29 "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

  • OneClownShoe

    #4 BTS of a Primus video?

  • Crystal

    Okay, seriously…. why are all the guys fat? :/

  • drksdr

    I think i'd like to 'work' a little havoc and chaos…

    • guestyguest

      you could almost say you have a…. "job" for them? muahaha

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