Here’s to you, Allison Stokke (23 Photos)

Last night I received the email below from a soldier serving in Afghanistan. He was wondering who this sexy pole vaulter is. Now we've all seen these pics floating around the nets since 2004 to be exact. That's when the images of California Pole Vaulting Champion Allison Stokke started crushing the internet.

The soldier's email was one of 3 emails I got yesterday asking who this pole vaulter was. The day before I received 4 and it was 2 the day before that. Hell, the Chivers have been asking me who this girl is at least once a day since we started theCHIVE.

So I started doing some digging. It seems each day 5,000-7,000 people search the name Allison Skokke, not to mention the people who search 'Sexy Pole Vaulter' and the like. Point is, Allison holds up. She's survived the internets' nano-attention span and continues to make the internet a sexier place every day. That deserves our respect and, at the very least, a post.

So here's to your timeless hotness, Allison. We at theCHIVE solute you. Wherever you are now, I hope you know you've been making a lot of boys really happy for a long time now.

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  • AckLOL

    I'm in love

  • 1 to the 3

    #3 This girl is beatiful. and she loves pole

    • BobSugar

      Looks a little like Minka Kelly… and I see what you did there.

      • Biggus Diccus

        I'd let her vault my pole any day

    • wadayagonnado

      a girl that looks that incredible at a track meet….. well there is a good possibility all dolled up she would put most models to shame.

  • MvBats

    Here comes 500 "Pole" jokes…

    • Gutterville

      Heres 1 of the 500
      "she can take a run at my pole any day" LOL that was so bad

      • Nazz1962

        lol actually that wasn't too bad 😉

    • Jeremy

      I was waiting for some MXCesque comments.

    • SweetAwesomeness

      she definitely made my pole, vault.

  • Yates

    She's a professional pole handler. Nice.

  • Jedi

    Looks quite comfortable with a pole in her hand, my kinda gal

  • Nazz1962

    #3 So HOTT!!

  • Shawn35

    #8 is awesome

  • ss396maxx

    There is something about a hot girl and a pole and when you put the two togethere …. #3

    • Jak

      Are all these pics from 7 years ago? Because she might not look the same anymore. I keep hope but you never know.

      • Jak

        Reply FAIL / / /

  • Maverick

    You guys should try to get her to be a sexy chivette… just saying..

    • Taylor

      Great CALL… If anyone can do it, theChive can!

      Challenge accepted? Leo??? John???? Bob???

    • Seannerz

      Mac the Intern, this could be your chance to level up and become a true hero at the Chive!

    • Dude

      Somehow I kind of doubt that's gonna happen…. this stemming solely from the fact that the internets have raped her soul every day since 2004, but that's just a guess.

      • lonin

        Didn't her father freak out and threaten to sue the internet at one point?

    • moar

      GREATEST IDEA EVER! make it happen chive!!!

  • Mr_Joshwa

    she seems like a sweetie, that smile looks pretty damn genuine

    • aosux

      I got the feeling that she is a doll myself. I'm sure she makes a lucky guy very happy.

  • Bryan

    "So hot. Want to touch the hiney." -Billy Madison

    • PointBlank_

      thats assault brother! do you double dare me?

  • hossmank

    #17 Dear god she's gorgeous.

    • Marley is king

      Uh…excuse me, is the Gym this way??
      #17

  • Daemon

    #15 Call me strange, but I love people watching at the gas station…this made my day!

    • Blindsp0t

      ^^Strange^^

    • Mikey WINS

      If by people watching you mean checking out girls, and by gas station you mean in public… then we are all a little strange.

    • Honest Joe

      I dunno about stalking people at the pumps, but this pic was my fav from the post. She has a wonderful smile. She looks like she'd be nice even after she said no to your offer of dinner and a movie.

  • coolpapa

    Have any of you seen recent pics of her? She's, um, somewhat larger now.

    • vindi

      This is correct.

      • hot carl

        evidence or gtfo

    • ROK247

      she's gotta be pushin' 30 years old by now?

      • fuzzybeard2016

        So?

        • ROK247

          not a problem, just an observation. some people might have the impression that these pics more recent than they are.

      • Semper

        Try 22

    • Jak

      Ha, I commented above about that. Irony, it's great.

  • http://www.facebook.com/scubasteve4 Steve Bradley

    I'd let her vault my pole any day!

  • Sanman

    #5 lovely hump!

  • hyperion.pantibiblon

    #17.Fucking pretty.Fucking hot.I could easily love this woman

    • Rightclicksaveas

      Do you know where the weight room is? I'll check it out. – Tommy Boy

  • blake honda

    she looks amazing!!!

    • Glenn

      Uploaded April 2007, so she's at least 21 by now!

    • itsnotatumor

      bottom lip is a little weird when she talks… almost looks like she had a stroke. I'd still do her though.

      • joey

        I think that makes her look even cuter that she talks out of the side of her mouth.

  • Sick

    i think all these pics are from a while back. does anyone know what's up with her? just curious, since she seemed to be a good athlete aside from just gorgeous

    and BTW, pole jokes guys? seriously? that's so 2004 😛

  • SitVisVobiscum

    #12, Your lucky enough to meet and get a picture with allison, and this is what you do? Douche.

    • Steve

      Suck a cock, that guy is actually an awesome guy

      • SitVisVobiscum

        Scumbag

    • Tean_Zu

      What if he always looks like that. Some people can't help the way they look. He's probably had that unopened bottle of Belvedere for 15 years. He got it on his first birthday along with the Ed Hardy shirt.

    • Mikki

      dude, its probably one of her friends

  • Pooper

    She's even Hott sweaty #20

    • pooper2

      She's even hotter sweaty.

    • Erik von Markovik

      delete water bottle insert…

    • Rich Head

      I want to sniff her sweaty drawers :B

  • Pat

    Just one more reason why the Chive Rules!!!!

  • Jusnel Gonzalez

    The chive is on fire today!!! Three great posts in a few hours… wow… (pun intended)#3

  • buuillis

    well this will make going into my shitty job even shittier. shit,

  • Ron

    "We at theCHIVE SOLUTE you"? CHIVE FAIL. Learn how to spell.

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