The Best ‘Simpsons’ headlines you likely never saw (33 Photos)

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  • ISU Birds

    I actually remember seeing about half of those but #17 is definatly my favorite.

  • Tay

    #16 Bart Photobomb!

  • stefanhartman

    #(all numbers) win!

  • kevin

    hahah win

  • mattythegooch

    GOD bless the days when The Simpsons were funny!

    Fav. Quote : Otto leaving the store named "Stoners Pot Palace" and claiming " That is blatant false advertising!"

    • mr860

      am i the only one that read that in otto's voice?

  • nemesis

    Reminds me why Family Guy is the new Simpsons.

    • douche

      not even close, whippersnapper

    • neel

      no, just NO!

  • yerp

    no, no, you guys are right: family guy is clearly a better show than this
    thats my mistake

    • Pete Ribaudo

      family guy fell off after it went back to fox however, family guy does have best newspaper joke i ever saw.
      i paused it on my dvd so i could read and died laughing…
      (note: editor was high at the moment of viewing)

    • Internet Etiquette

      In family guy all this would just be replaced with a fart joke.

  • nemesis

    Sure, the Simpsons used to be funny but it's become hit and miss recently. As to the whipper-snapper part, let's just say I was born in the 70s, rented the crappy movie War of the Roses in '89 wherein a promotional 5 minute Simpson's episode was included before they'd even started showing the Simpson's on TV.

    So nurr. 😀

    • nemesis

      See, so old I don't even know how to use the Reply button properly. Er…

      • Seven

        stop doing what your doing

    • sceneitb4

      You mean, before the Simpson's was it's own show. The Simpson's started on the Tracy Ullman show in 1987. Whippersnapper.

      • TitoRigatoni

        You mean, before The Simpsons was its own show.

        Please learn to use the hyphen properly, it really isn't that difficult.

  • Sizzle

    Ahhhh nostalgia. Netflix needs to put all the old SImpsons seasons on instant streaming!

  • BSmike

    Homer: "Every time I learn something new it pushes some old stuff out of my brain… like the time I took up wine making and forgot how to drive."
    Marge: "That's because you were drunk."
    Homer: "And how."

  • Nooo!

    "Prez Sez: School is for Losers"

    • Craig

      I can't believe they missed that one – especially since it is from one of the all-time best episodes!

  • EastSidePaul

    Does anyone remember "Local man believes wrestling is real"??

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #10 you're in trouble when your # 2 becomes # 1. better see a doctor
    cheers, beers

  • TylerV

    How dare you sir! Assuming I haven't seen these classic Simpsons episodes…shame on you!

  • Bud Ugly

    No fat chicks.

  • ale

    Homer is the shit!

  • PoopIsFun


  • Josh Gorter

    True or false : You can get mono from riding on the monorail.

    • Gonzo

      I call the big one bitey.

    • Talon920

      False,….no wait mabye its true

    • Talon920

      So to sum up, Mono means one and rail means rail, this concludes our extensive 2 week course are there any questions

  • equalizermax

    #30 – I want to read a copy of that…

  • Toots McGee

    #10 = awesome! Great post. Longest running series ever!!

  • bennyboy

    #5 who's laughing now? haha shut up!

  • TitoRigatoni

    #23 needs to be an animated gif!

  • Jonathan

    #16 this one made me laugh.. wtf was he doing there? xD

    • Libertariandude

      Lisa the smug politically-correct pain-in-the-neck made him go. That frame is one of the great moments in the history of the greatest show in the history of TV.

  • a biebs

    Common guys we all know simpsons is the least funny show on tv


    #28 hahahaha homers face all drunk, really fucking funny, oh an yes simpsons suck this days
    family guy is a very different kind of show, one of my fav btw, but the only thing bad in the simpsons is lisa!!! hate the bitch!! all the episodes are about her now, goddamm pretentious little cunt, you destroy the simpsons..

    • P90

      True, I've never liked Lisa.

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