Turns out the ‘Kill Bill Cake Mom’ is a Chivette (12 Photos)

A few weeks ago, we featured a bloody awesome 'Kill Bill' birthday party. Aside from the attention to detail that must have gone into that thing, what caught your eye was the really hot mom in the lead photo.

Turns out she saw the post on the Chive because she's a fan of our 'Find Her' gallery, where she was also featured. Her name is Barbarann and she emailed me last week. I have to say, she sounds pretty awesome. I'll let her take it from here.

Hey John, just turned 32 and I'm the mother to 4 and a Navy wife . & Obviously cake and sugar art is a pretty big hobby of mine. I decided recently to go back to my natural ginger self and stay outta the damn tanning beds. I have been a bottle blonde for so long and just got sorta tired of it. I'll be having some professional pictures taken in the spring and will be happy to share them with you at that time = ) Chive On!

~Barbarann Garrard

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  • BillBeck

    Tuns out ???

    • dasuperfan

      chill out i wooldn't be able two spell write if i was looking at pictoors of her too

  • http://www.facebook.com/david.laperle David Laperle

    Best moment of my day so far … thanks Chive!

    … and wonderful chivette!

    /me drool

    • disturbed

      All kinds of perfectly gorgeous! Hubby is one lucky man and 32? You look 20. Amazing Chivette!

  • BaJezzus

    #13 excellent decision to go ginger!

    • dub


    • Irene

      Absolutely, wow.

    • Jay

      sadly i can only thumbs this thing up once…but yes….excellent decision, was hot as a blonde, even hotter as a redhead!

    • Rone-Zo

      I hate your husband.

    • Kai V

      Ugh, you don't go ginger; you GO redhead x.x. Gingivitis is hereditary, doesn't come from a bottle ^_^

      • Kai V

        just read the intro, facepalm.

    • Iceman05

      Red is your color!!!

  • the only

    The only flaw is that you are not here with me. Wow, you are GORGEOUS!!!!

  • vic

    Tickle my elmo?

  • john

    i would love to see moar

  • rich


  • Glizz

    #5 nipple cupcakes? d-cup cakes?

  • Chris


  • ewiou

    fake hair, fake eyes, fake tits. like the kill bill cake though

    • D.C

      You probably like bill too

      • ewiou

        yeah considering im not a guy

        • Jen

          Soooo… then where are your hot photos showing off your talent?
          Let me guess… no where because – Not hot, not talented, just a hater. Sad.

    • HuubaHuub

      agreed, to much plastic

    • OwnerOfYou

      This is kind of anti-regular Chivette… plastic, silicone and dye all over the place. I bet she has a wonderful personality though…

    • Brian

      What the F' Ver.

      She's hot, she's fun, you're not, I'm done.

    • oughtnot

      I was going to say the same thing. She just looks artificial …. like something you'd order out of a Japenese sex shop magazine.

      • Its-a me, Mario

        Japanese sex shop magazine?!


  • Randy Marsh

    Holy shit, didn't that one coming

    • xxxx

      i didnt that one coming either!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/Billie.Badd.Ass Billie Page

    is she anorexic?

    • Barry

      No, just much much hotter than you… but no need to be so catty about it.

      • Irene

        Oh god, so much hotter. And obviously more artistically talented . And not ugly fake red head.

    • dub

      Is Billie a bit jealous?

    • DistractedIndividual

      Agreed, she should actually eat some one of those cakes.

    • b-ry

      agree…she needs to eat that cake…and some

    • Jorge V.

      This is like when a man says: "oh that guy? no, he's gay"

      • Diana Santos

        thanks for the honesty lol

    • sniggi

      is u retarded?

    • Rachael

      I'm a female but I can say she is very hot and works hard at her body (just look at the muscle definition on her arm) Those type questions normally come from fat, insecure women. Your just jealous honey, admit it!

      • b-ry

        her arms are gross! nothing but bone!

    • http://www.bentduckcafe.com Bruce

      Jealous much?

  • NOUU

    well she looks crazy.

    • Chris

      I was going to say that she looks a little nuts. I'm sure she's great fun but I would never let you know where I live..boiled bunny possibility.

      • ROK247

        all gingers are crazy. its the price you pay. most times its still worth it.

  • wkdfrog

    #12 F@#$ Me Sideways: She cooks, she's smokin, She likes Tarantino movies and she has a cock tickling piercing… WIN X10!!!

  • BobSugar

    Brown Chicken Brown Cow!!! #10

    • Screwdriver

      I just blew beer out of my nose at work. Thumbs Up!

    • sniggi


    • Sid


  • ROK247

    MILFTASTIC and afterwards CUPCAKES

  • call me

    #9 #10 great tits, she a milf for sure

    • OwnerOfYou

      they better be great considering how much she paid for them!

  • KeyserSoze

    Oh fuck. She's so damn hot and fun and sexy. My special parts tingled when I saw this.

  • kevinb

    Nice. Hope she contributes some more in the future!

  • Ebiggz


  • Ebiggz

    #11 cock tickler. Shes a keeper!!!!

  • Vic

    Mother of 4?! Adopted, no doubt, because 4 kids did not come out of that vage.

  • Nick

    #4…I love the creep in the green shirt

    • HermanLee

      Just about to post something about it. Photobomb?

      • Drew

        I wouldn't say creep. We all would be checking her out. Guys with his 8 year old son, just checking out some Ta Ta's.

    • Fap

      I am the creep in the green shirt, and I also love myself… quite often.

    • Tofu_Ninja

      So you can honestly tell us that you'd be sitting on that dodgem car and not have a look at her hooters?

  • Maynard B.

    #9,#10,#12- Good God woman, 4 kids and you have the body of a teenager. I can't wait to see the professional pics. Also, hats off to your Navy husband for his service to our country. I hope he's land based, I wouldn't let you out of my sight for three months at sea.

  • nate

    You make cake, nipple cupcakes, and your dead sexy! wish i would have met you before your husband!! You win the best wife award for sure!

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