Turns out the ‘Kill Bill Cake Mom’ is a Chivette (12 Photos)

A few weeks ago, we featured a bloody awesome 'Kill Bill' birthday party. Aside from the attention to detail that must have gone into that thing, what caught your eye was the really hot mom in the lead photo.

Turns out she saw the post on the Chive because she's a fan of our 'Find Her' gallery, where she was also featured. Her name is Barbarann and she emailed me last week. I have to say, she sounds pretty awesome. I'll let her take it from here.

Hey John, just turned 32 and I'm the mother to 4 and a Navy wife . & Obviously cake and sugar art is a pretty big hobby of mine. I decided recently to go back to my natural ginger self and stay outta the damn tanning beds. I have been a bottle blonde for so long and just got sorta tired of it. I'll be having some professional pictures taken in the spring and will be happy to share them with you at that time = ) Chive On!

~Barbarann Garrard

  • Rayman

    Wow, go navy

  • Mitico

    #11 OMFG!! MOAR!!

  • Adam Heffelfinger

    A woman who cooks well, is hot as hell, and is also gorgeous (It had to be said twice)… sign me up!

  • Wineguy

    I can't wait to see the photo shoot.

    I needed this post today.

  • DoctorOctavius

    Salute to her husband indeed

  • http://twitter.com/transitshawn @transitshawn

    hoooooooooleeeeeeeeee shiiiiiiiiiit. I envy her Husband. she is exceptionally gorgeous.

  • Barbarann Garrard

    thanks for the compliments! No, they are not adopted.( my 4 wonderful kids )… I really had 4 kids. Unlike most people, however, I didnt gain like 200 lbs while pregnant.. that sorta helps.
    and being that my cake making is just a hobby, I am not raking in the thousands it would cost for plastic surgeries. But thanks.. yes, I wear makeup, but no my eyes (really,?) are not fake.. what a weird thing to say…
    anyhow thanks for all the love. It saddens me however, that it is assumed that you cannot have kids and still end up with a halfway decent body unless you get plastic surgery or you are photoshopped.( most of these pictures were taken with a cell phone.) Some people can be the exception. I so happen to be one of them, like it or not.

    • Guest

      GO you! As a female myself I get so annoyed with some of the comments made about women (usually they're by other women). There's always *something* people will pick apart. A beautiful, talented mother of four can't just be that right?? No of course not, she has to have done *something* to help it along the way besides just taking care of herself! Sigh. Good for you.

    • techwillfail

      Indeed you are the exception, congratulations on winning the dna lottery there 🙂

    • 123

      Me likey…

  • Phil

    Needs a burger and fries.

  • Miguel

    #13, love that color hair, beautiful eyes too.

  • techwillfail

    Ohhh yeah, she'd convince me to stay in the Navy, leaving her and four kids while I'd be stuck out at sea for months on end… Umm wait.

  • Nathan

    Ok, this litterly brings a new meaning to MILF

  • moeshere Foxdale

    #12 yea baby love it when they come threw….

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dan-Hewett/1136641496 Dan Hewett

    #10… great hooglie mooglie

  • Bob

    #10 Good lord you mus take that off… NOW!!!

  • Brendan

    Hey.. Thanks for sharing !!! your way hot and your cakes rock !!! It's good to see someone with a great talent and liking what ya do..

  • patty fatty :)


  • Muchacho

    Stunningly Beautiful, congrats girl 🙂
    and she's very talented, this Mario cake just blew me away 😀 http://www.flickr.com/photos/47415862@N08/5403343

  • Alan

    One more candidate for MILF Sunday !

  • Birdhaus32

    If those are fake someone did an amazing job and if they're real that would make my day

    • Birdhaus32

      And a side note, those giant blue eyes will get you every time. Good luck trying to say no to that.

  • freshofftheplane

    #10,#11,#13 DEAR GOD…..

  • Mark

    Looks like when she ditched the bottle blonde she decided to eat again (Thankfully!). Agree with the above comments – glad she went back to ginger!

  • Jon

    wow…what a set of dick rubbers! add the tounge piercing to the mix….mmmmm.

  • Erica

    She actually looks creepy to me.

    • Barbarann Garrard

      oh well, maybe i am a lil creepy… LOL .. I never claimed to be mary fu**ing poppins 😀

  • Greg


  • Bear

    Yer squid hubby is one lucky man! Chive On!

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