The girl behind the tush: Meet Dylan (16 Photos)

A couple weeks ago, I posted an anonymous girl's tush that exploded on the Chive. Since then I've sprinkled her into both the DAR and the Sexy Chivers.

I emailed her and said I wanted to do something special for the Chivers on Hump Day, I wanted to reveal her to the Chivers. She's got a (very) professional job so she did the best she could do and met me halfway. And for that, I'm grateful.

Her name is Dylan and I'll let her take it from here:

My name is Dylan. I am 31 years old, a mom, a writer, and I currently work in marketing in a vast cubicle fortress. Those are the serious details...

If you still want to know more, I have a bachelor of arts in public relations (and love the idea that i never have to go back to school). I seriously have fantasies that involve shoe shopping. I absolutely love to be social, dance and party when I have a free night. My favorite drink is anything my ex-bartender man creates. I LOVE the Chive and gained my addiction to it through my boyfriend who is also my part time paparazzi. =)

Other random facts about me: My favorite author is Robert Heinlein but favorite book is a tie: “Stranger in a Strange Land” vs “Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy”. I love to drive fast even though I only have a grocery-getter. There's no such thing as favorite music; it all depends on my mood for the day... i like anything from Tool to Lady GaGa (I know...)

I have a secret desire to be the lead singer in a 80s cover band, as long as I get to pick the outfits and dress all the band members.
So is that enough? I must be missing something. Oh yes, I included more pics. Chive On out there.

  • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

    Gawd. That's all I can say.

    • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

      And a mom to boot. Her husband better be on that daily, if not more…

      • Michael

        I don't think there is a husband. She mentioned a boyfriend and isn't wearing a ring.

    • fng

      #14 All I can say is omfg. I want

      • fng

        oh and #13. please send to Alaska. Will be kept warm.

  • Keith Piscitelli

    Trying to think of something clever to say here…

    • Mmmmmm, puppies

      That's not it.

    • Jack

      think harder

    • stupidkeith

      WATCH IT! you could injure yourseld keith, and miss sexy chivers

  • Henrik

    #8 Lower!

    • marcochan

      Or Higher!

    • barabotz

      or higher! either work

    • topher

      How does that feel baby

  • Rippa


    • lidalida

      This was double fail. 1 for even commenting first. 2 for not being first.

      • jimbo

        first douche? Is that what you were saying?

        • Ripper

          Hey, this was my first post ever. Spare me. Sorry I'm not as well versed in blog protocol like you Pros

          • guest

            where is it ever cool to post "first"?

  • mike

    Jesus Christ!! #12

    • zighawk73

      I am in serious lust with the "hair bra" (even though it sounds like a medieval form of self punishment for women)

    • b-ry

      at first i thought that was an awkwardly low shoulder blade…then realized who cares. she's amazing.

      • lidalida

        Elbow. That awkwardly low shoulder blade is an elbow. But you're right, who cares? Gorgeous.

        • b-ry

          well it looks like some sort of bone sticking out of her back…and yes i know its her elbow!

          • TheDarkKnight

            Must stop staring at the nipple climbing out from behind the hair-bra…

            Wait… she has elbows?

    • Q160

      yes please!!!!!!!!

    • dasuperfan

      dude can't you read it's not jesus……………. they said her name is dylan

  • Bob


  • Finster172

    #13 Chive, what are you doin' to me here?!

    • Sid

      holy shite, look at those legs. mmmm.

  • ReyTiburones

    #13 takes the cake for me…

  • Yuko

    Do you workout? haha
    #4 FTW

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #5 dylan is one killer hotty! and a milf to boot, we have a new chivette!!

  • Cold In Washington

    31, a mom, a writer AND insanely HOT!!!!

    • Simon Phoenix

      Yeah and reads Robert Heinlein. She should read "Glory Road" – MAYBE the coolest book by him EVER!!

      Any ways .. I am one fappin.

      • Simon Phoenix


  • London

    #2 Queen of the Chivettes!

    • FeeFeeG

      She is beautiful!!!

  • hybridqube

    I'd pee in her butt. Just sayin'.

  • disturbed

    #11 Yes! NOW I remember you!

  • Havoc Control

    Very Nice, Love #2 #5 #11 #12 #14 No I love them all..

  • b-ry

    #11 nipple!

    • diddles

      yo yo ma

  • Bull1123

    Holy ROCKIN BODY Batman!!! #11

  • Pat

    #16 Thank you! Thank you!

  • Red

    And that my friends… is a very pretty girl.

  • GarlicInYourEye

    #12 the definition of perky.

  • Jayavc

    She if one HOT MOMMA!! Can tell she works out too =)

  • Rippa

    That is QUITE the rump

  • Jayavc

    I like the subtle under boob Chive on #16

  • St.George

    I didnt bother with the photos in the end, "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy". That finishes my day on a +1

  • TheTruth

    Smokin hot. 10x better than that sideboob girl.

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