The evolution of man (11 Photos)

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  • Frank

    #10 That's me and I hate it.

    • Brad

      some people really think humans will evolve to be better on computers, larger eyes, fingers to work larger keyboards, bodies that can sit at a desk for long periods, survive on hot-pockets…

      • Brad #2

        We should find those people and exterminate them.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cristi-Palincas/100001225207844 Cristi Palincas

        If we keep at this technological stage for a couple of centuries it might happen, the same way traits became predominant in nature – the successful animal was more likely to breed and pass the genes on. But at the rate we're progressing, we'll all either be back to point #1 in a couple of decades, or even earlier 😀

    • asdf

      I hate it too

  • say what?

    #6 is how I think evolution happened…. imho

    • Brad

      you and Tom Cruise….

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Erich-Backhus/591747781 Erich Backhus

        HAIL XENU!

    • HollyHuffnPuff

      Yep – agreed!

    • Nick

      Thanks to the Cylons.

      • prankster

        clingons?

  • KeyserSoze

    for another great progression, check out http://www.bumwine.com, one of the funniest sites I have ever read. ever… I almost pee a little every time…

    • Guesty

      I love all these psychphants that thumb down for suggesting another site… They are all the first step in this progression apparently.

      • KeyserSoze

        No shit, huh? Whatever.

        • Guesty

          Here, I know how to get thumbs up…
          "MOAR" "FIND HER" "Y U NO…" "THE CHIVE IS THE GREATEST THING EVER!!!"
          Let the upvotes commence!

          • Hey_You

            True, but you won't get my thumbs up now… just cus

            • Guesty

              Damn!

  • Ferret

    I like number 6 … any one read any Zacharia Sitchin or Dr Lee Gladden

    • dub

      #6

      • Sizzle

        Apparently not…

        • Ferret

          CHIVE Y U SWITCH THE PICTURE ORDER ( 6 and 4) … NOW THE COMMENTS MAKE NO SENSE

  • ralph

    #3 made me lol… man i love lego

  • zach

    *rushes through post hoping to make first page*
    *goes back and admires everything*

  • Honeybear

    What the hell is going on at the end of #3? It looks as if he is taking it up the dump! Is this true!?

    • Honeybear

      Oh – it's a computer. Huh. Well, I guess my mom was right in my suspicion of me being gay.

    • IT'S TOTALLY RUE!!!

      IT'S TOTALLY TRUE! WOW! HE IS DUMPING!

    • Grammar Ninja

      Looks like a Lego version of #10.

  • Urban

    #8. Ah we just needed some bacon after the pig.

  • zach

    #1 #2 #4
    awesome

  • Big E

    #3 #10 someones rippin off someone

    • Randy Marsh

      Looks like a re-imagining to me

  • GoForth

    #11

    Bill Murray, now recognized as the pinnacle of evolution.

    • Brad

      well, the Dali Lama did give him total consciousness…

      • dub

        Dalai Lama, fyi.

  • disturbed

    #6 is epic.

  • Brother Maynard

    #11 We all strive to be like Bill.

  • jeremy

    #11 Bill fuckin' Murray!

  • http://www.facebook.com/Gingergreek Pani Booyah

    #11 I dont think any of us will achieve similar god like status

  • Doreen

    #6 Awesome, and most likely true…..

    • jay

      Yup… no way Darwin has any idea how we became what we are

    • Brad

      you're not a believer in occam's razor are you? the simpliest explanation is likely true? which is more likely, we evolved from apes with whom we share 99% of our DNA or we are ancient aliens?

  • mrbrixon

    #6 makes the most sense…

  • http://dbdesignco.com bisketz

    #3 should of followed #10. Come on guys. Bush league!

  • Nazz1962

    #11 we can only hope to become Bill Murray!!

  • jim

    #11

    watching "What about Bob" right now

  • txchivette

    #11 Bill F'n Murray!

  • DumbAssDave

    Chive wizards, Apple zombie evolving mans is happening now!

    Home skoolded is me!
    -Dave

  • iAm1-NAMI

    #6 is a plot point of a number of SF books e.g. humorously in Hitchhiker's Guide series,
    with a fascinating twist in James Hogan's "Inherit The Stars", and of course in a semi-similar variant in the works of a very good SF author who just also happens to have founded scientology. Isaac Asimov claimed L. Ron Hubbard once said the easiest way to get rich was to found a religion. Later hubbard did (and he did).

  • Anonymous

    Something cannot begin from nothing.

  • fred

    #6 explains alot

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