Kim Jong-il looks at things (26 Photos)

One of our awesome South Korean Chivers sent me this last night. I found it awkwardly hilarious. Some of these needs captions (hint).

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  • uber guy

    #1, yup, that's glass

    • Derp

      Shit just got real.

    • Frapenstein

      Fuck Kim Jong-il, lunatic cock sucker. Take a note mother fucker. You may be the next Bin Laden.

      • tastykak3s

        half of my ex-girlfriends where lunatics and cock suckers. don't hate.

      • TinyTimmy

        You're SO brave! <3<3:$

    • GK-4

      ah yes, HERE is my afternoon Scotch ration.
      Splendid, Comrade Jae-dok, I don't need to kill you today.
      #26

      치브 온!

      • 안송우

        차이브 온!

        • dub

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          • Iran_Cyber_Army

            AAAHH!! Not full cream milk! #16

          • Herrrrro!

            I can read Korean but I don't know what it means….to say it aloud goes as follows:
            Chee-bu ohn! Cha-ee-bu ohn! Cha-ee-bu ohn! Cha-ee-bu ohn! (and this last one just goes on and on)

  • Sizzle

    I'm having a hard time not captioning all of these with…

    "I'm so ronery."

    • Angry Kid

      Weak.

      • TinyTimmy

        Shut it angry kid.

    • Steve

      1 "Herrroooo"
      2) Ohhh Herrroooo
      3) Herrrroooo
      4) Heerrrrrooooooo!
      5) Herro!

    • Erik von Markovik

      Hans yehr brehkin my balls here, yehr brehkin my balls!

    • Michael

      That's wascist!

  • Robi5150

    What a complete wacked out little troll!

  • dan

    #8
    we put the human oppression there

    • navymp

      That made me lol…

    • Grifo

      Epic Caption +100 Thumbs

  • whosmike

    In number 4 is he at a sperm doner clinic?

    • Dirty Dingus

      That's just his personal stash.

    • chived

      there's a masturbation joke just waiting to be had here

  • JOhnny FEVER

    Looking good!

  • Surf and Snow

    Dear Chive,

    Please fix your damn iPhone APP!!!!!!!

    Sincerely,
    All the Chivers who thumbs up this post.

    • RIM

      fuck iPhone's

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Erich-Backhus/591747781 Erich Backhus

        Fuck yeah! iFags can eat a dick.

    • Paula_

      Doooon't make me kiss you!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

    • VedHead77

      One post was ok. Now you're spamming. Please go check out theBerry. Lots of dude pics for you. Maybe they will fix your app.

    • _PandaJerk

      You keep saying that and yet you're getting nothing but thumbs down. Doesn't that tell you anything?

    • Russ

      I will thumbs up that every damn time I see it! Someday they may actually read the comments and decide to fix it.

      • V4Vendetta14

        They already announced a new iphone app is nearing completion….Chill the fuck out…

    • Arvzky

      Well good sir, It looks like you darn fucked up on this post.

    • panama99

      Look, I don't have the App and I don't have an iPhone so I really could care less about hearing how crappy it is.

      Also, why would I want to look at all these great pics on that small ass screen when I can sit here in my office…or at home on the big screen and really enjoy the pics. man you remind me of a whiny kid, whah, whah, whah. If you don't like the App….delete it. If you don't like the site stop visiting it.

      Man, I feel better.

  • Big E

    Theres a tumbler of this, its pretty good

    • http://www.facebook.com/frankthetankt1 Frank A. Alvarado

      link PLEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSEEEEE

  • peanut

    shouldn't it be "rooks" at things?

    I love you chive, but….small fail on that…

    • Randy Marsh

      Maybe they're just not racist like you

      • ryan

        maybe just read the comments posted before you next time

  • boatdrinks4u2

    Do you think his wife shaves her bush?

    • Rusty

      I pooed a little when i read that………nice job.

    • zerpsderps

      dear leader likes his women bushy

    • YupYupYup

      Trims, but not for him!!!

  • budfox

    one of your chivers or a site called http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/

    • TinFoilHatSoldier

      busted.

      • Captnjack

        You never know, the person who runs the site could be a chiver..

  • Da_Boz

    #9 Looks like about as much getting done as me at work…
    Thanks again for my complete lack of productivity Chive!

  • Anon

    #21

    That one is out of line. Detain it.

  • 80085

    Happens to the breast of us.

  • PianoFingers

    "This kind will do – but we will only have 5."

  • Jaeger

    #4 "Yes, this much sperm makes me feel less ronery."

    • Jaeger

      ress* ronery

    • Bi-Bim-King

      Seriously what is this? 이사진 뭐야?
      His personal Soju Collection?

    • RGH

      He pulls off the trapper hat; not many dictators can.

  • n1ghtstalker

    #22 rook fukrs it don't matter what you say I am not going shwimming with my crothes on!

    Also…. Stop breaking down my shiti wall…. you god damn Mongolians!!

    • Sizzle

      *mongorians

  • http://theanisette.com Daris

    #4
    Own personal sperm bank. Mission Accomplished.

  • OGMrWhite

    #9

    Where did I put my fucking hat??

    • equalizermax

      Sir, You press this to launch the rocket…

  • nemesis

    There's something about #15 that made me laugh more than the others. I think it's the classic "fall-asleep-mid-fish-inspection" gag that did it.

  • Estew

    Laughing my ass off at all these!

  • Angry Kid

    Most of these comments so far are WEAK. Par for the course. Chivers don't know shit about being funny.

    • nemesis

      Your opinion is meaningless. Thank you for playing.

    • NJF

      Why is everyone so fucking stupid, why can't they be rike you? You're so ronery, so ronery.

  • http://theanisette.com Daris

    #26
    "This tastes like shit. You're all gonna die."

  • Thumpybass

    #1 Ah, Supreme Leader enjoys the pale ale, I see

  • Chad Conyers

    #10 "Tomorrow, everyone's in brown pajamas…and don't call me Kim!"

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