Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • parker

    Beautiful eyes


    • Dlaka


      • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

        Try reddit.com/r/amiugly for honest input and constructive criticism. The chive is not the best place for useful input 😛

    • Greg


    • snowbird

      might want to rethink the lesbian haircut…hows that for a confidence boost

      • Gutterville

        was going to say the same thing

        • Foley

          Short hair really suits some women though, and i believe that young lady rocks that haircut quite wonderfully! Cute as a button!

          • TimNation

            you're a lesbian, aren't you Foley?

      • Jos. A. Momma

        i thought lesbian as soon as i saw the picture as well, but if she's 20 never had a boyfriend and looks like a lesbian. Walks like a duck, talks like a duck………

    • http://twitter.com/mikeydangerous @mikeydangerous

      definitely a cutie

    • sheoncebelieved

      "she" is actually a gay guy but can't find a bf b/c other gays don't like "chicks"

      • Brian Napilee

        Guy or girl. Mouth is a mouth

      • Hipster_Paula

        If you are a guy pretending to be a girl, and she is a girl pretending she is not a guy, and other gays don't like chicks, but she has never had a date, and neither have you, what time does that make it in Houston?

        -the one who sucks at math

      • Jordan

        Haters gunna hate, dont let ass holes bring you down Lauras sister.

    • blues

      Aside from the photobomber, very attractive.

      • Slomotje

        I Think that actually might just be Laura..

    • mike

      classic photo-bomb… nice setup with the sister thing

    • fore skin

      well dodged there

    • The Muffin Man

      Agreed. Very cute.
      Kid in background made for good photobomb too.

    • TheDarkKnight

      Laura – Your sister is beautiful

      • CBDeadman


    • Nat Fiction

      yeah, shes awesome

    • Hmmm

      I could see why she's never had a boyfriend. She doesn't look like that's what would interest her.

    • Tyler


    • apple

      TITS or GFTO

    • carucha

      it could be justin bieber date or something like that

    • Douche Bag

      She looks like a dude. Grow your hair out

    • CreepsAreForKeeps

      Jennifer Grey?

      "Nobody puts Baby in the corner".

    • Girlfriend

      I'm afraid I've got some bad news….

    • male identifier


    • rich

      that is a man…wtf

    • Misty

      Oh I totally would.

    • Ryan

      Yes, I would bone her. Is that what you were trying to hear?

    • Luzas

      I bet this one will be reposted on friday…major photobomb!

    • Gregory Nelson Courtney

      I would say "moar"

    • Scott

      Thought she would be OK, scrolled down and "WOW!".

    • thatdude

      I'd hit it.

    • 93GT

      she's cute but i think she needs to grow her hair out a bit.

      • sidebob

        agreed. very cute. great eyes
        grow the hair long and she'd be a knockout like her sister.

    • SirMandokarla

      #46 so cute! She must be pretty picky if she's never had a boyfriend, though. Love her nose, and I'd like to see her smile.

    • Pants

      Not much else besides the eyes though…

    • Moby

      #46 Add some long hair and she's perfect

      • Simon

        Long hair + those eyes…

    • Swiss cheese brain

      What a knock-out. I should be so lucky to date a woman as beautiful as you…

    • trollatc

      She has some Beatiful brown eyes

    • Mick

      thats a dude

    • Haezeus

      Cute as a button.

    • Ian

      Ignore the haters cutie. You are absolutely adorable and have nothing wrong with you.
      Good luck finding someone to be with, not that ya need it 😉

      • ass

        Yes, cute. Very nice skin, facial shapes are good, and nice eyes. Why she complaining? Are all the dudes around gay? Gay guys are fine, unless you are a girl wanting to date.

        So, lady, or brother of lady, let her know she is a cutie.

        Naw, just kidding. Looks like a dude in makeup.

    • http://www.facebook.com/redcat11 Doug Barry

      She's very beautiful. There are ALOT of stupid guys out there. Some smart guy worthy of here will discover this soon… lucky guy.

    • jake

      your sister is hot as shit if she grew her hair out like a girl not a 8 year old boy

    • 90sgamer

      I think she is one of the few women I've seen who actually looks good with this haircut! Astonishing eyes!
      I literally scrolled back up three times to have another look… Definitely a WOW-face! Do we get to see more of her?

    • Shano

      Definitely cute. I'm into the short hair thing too. Don't sell yourself short and definitely don't listen to the haters.

    • http://twitter.com/ChrisMori @ChrisMori

      She isn't only cute, but she is HAWT. Add long hair and she is gorgeous

    • Roclawzi

      It takes a great face to make a short haircut work, and she's got it. Everyone saying she needs to grow her hair out is wrong. Hair is for hiding faces or framing faces to change the shape. She doesn't need to.

      She does need to punch the kid behind her in the abdomen, though.

    • http://www.facebook.com/christopher.neufeldt Christopher Neufeldt

      Wow. I've had the closest thing to a real date when I was in Jr. High. She would help me get a confidence boost too.

      Sorry if that sounds strange or childish chivers but, not everyone on here are cynical douchebags.

    • Beard Manly

      Beautiful. Ignore the assholes, and Paula. #46

    • Matt

      definitely really cute. i'd also suggest growing out the hair

    • Sam Belvie

      I'm still lost somewhere in those eyes. But you know what? I'm fine with that. I'm pretty comfortable in here.
      I think I might just stay a little while…

    • Kokuryuha

      I would definitely say cute 🙂

    • BOB

      beautiful eyes and i think maybe a hint of freckles there too…not to say that I'm not already sold but if she grew her hair out it'd be even better

    • Gabs

      I can't really tell… The wrong body parts are being accentuated. Back up a little bit and tell your sister to at least lose the white t-shirt.

    • yay boobs

      Quite a cutie.

      • Chiefer

        Her eyes are mesmerizing! I don't mind the short hair but maybe change it up a bit with a little different style. She is definately very attractive. Based on looks alone she would def get my attention.

    • http://twitter.com/M_be_de @M_be_de

      I'd need more evidence.

    • Goomba

      sorry dude, shes ugly and has probably never had a bf for a reason

    • 4SOC20saint

      her hair is literally shorter than mine….(to clarify im a dude)

    • Codes

      Lowered expectaaaaations……

      Not hating, just honest.

    • joko ngelono

      almost 70+ replies, still i'm gonna say that you have cute, lovely, beautiful, brown eyes

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dan-Hewett/1136641496 Dan Hewett

      oh HELL-LOOO! Ya. she's cute. very very cute!

    • TresselLovesTrannies

      Attention whore. Moving on.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Gill-Avila/1027671401 Gill Avila

      If I saw her I'd probably break my nose because I wouldn't be looking where I was going.

    • Martin J.

      Your sister needs to get her eyes checks. She doesn't seem to be seeing what I am seeing.
      Take the lack of confidence, turn it around, and she could take down any man.

    • AICen

      she almost looks like kiera knightley when she was in domino.. minus the mascara and bad ass bounty hunter vibe.

    • cacodaemon

      very cute. moar. give her her own post so we can judge better

  • Brother Maynard

    #49 Monday pick me up.

    • ilovethechive

      Great End to another Monday!

    • killa

      Bitch got hairy-ass arms though.

      : /
      I'd still hit.

    • Average Chiver

      Not nearly fat enough to be REAL woman.

  • charlie


    • ted

      i would do that to

    • Justin Hall

      You can literally hear Patty saying, "DiGiorno! Because FUCK YOU."

      • fijiwood

        really? can you literally hear that? wow, i'm impressed. i couldn't literally hear anything. I almost heard something, does that count?

      • Shiiiiit

        I can literally hear Justin Hall patting himself on the back for another mediocre comment.

        • dub

          It's fun to pretend to have close friends in the interwebs.

          Oh Patty you've done it again! Oh Patty, you're so funny! Oh Patty…. I wish you knew my name… 😥

          • Patrick M.

            I do. It's dub!

            • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ingelitza-Dido/100000538937538 Ingelitza Dido

              Good job Patrick 🙂 …keep it that way ! You'll soon become my idol 😛

        • hMMMM

          Keeps it consistent, though…

      • http://www.facebook.com/christopher.neufeldt Christopher Neufeldt

        I have tinnitus, so I think I'm hearing something all the time. 😀

      • bman

        I thought your comment was hilarious – said it in my head and cracked up.

    • edison

      good work, patty. it's been fun watching your progression… er regression. as a former fatty myself, i know it hasn't been easy. i know you've had plenty of people giving you advice but, once you hit your goal, stay active. great work so far!!!

    • patrickh324

      Amazing work, Patty. As a fellow Pat working to get in to better shape I am really excited for all of your hard work. Keep it up!!

    • grrregg

      Only needs a little help from his friends. Yeah, I knpw I'll burn in hell for that. But way to go patty.

  • monkeynuts

    #10 Chicks like these encourage blind, rash decisions at food places!

    • davisrj

      Chicks like these encourage clean up on table 5!

    • ROK247

      "hello! what would you like?"

      "i'd like to buy you a helicopter"

      • JAS

        I'd buy her a motorboat.

    • monkeynuts

      At least for virgins.

      • monkeynuts

        Stealing my name! I don't condone your inaccurate comment. Hot women fluster anyone.

    • Blake

      I'd order her cookie with a side of her tits

    • Roscoe

      This is the rooftop bar at the Wit Hotel in Chicago. Was just there last week. The wait staff is top shelf, but none of them looked this hot!!

  • Ripple

    #8 love this guy!

    • busted

      This guy is pretty serious about wrapping up his weiner.

    • Stress Fetish

      That is not a dog. That is a rat.

      • http://twitter.com/The_Scofield_ @The_Scofield_

        And your's isn't a comment, it's just a douchebag making noise.

        • Photomage

          CUTEST.RAT.EVER 🙂
          that is all

  • danny m.

    #44 roflmao

  • Random

    #6 – can't wait for summer !!

    • El Jefe

      Where the hell do some of you live that it's not summer yet? I don't want to go to there.

    • Jimmy C

      Me neither…but it looks like its never gonna come to the northeast.

    • ROK247

      i gotta get me a boat. bitches love boats!

  • Tits_McGee

    #25 Pretty good movie.

    • V4Vendetta14

      Pretty Good? That movie was awesome! They battled in the street and Brick killed somebody for gods sake!

  • I_am_elf

    #49 Wow. I literally want to spend at least a day with my face resting comfortably on/in between that sweet work of art.

    • Average Chiver

      If only she was fatter, you know, for the realness.

  • Gutterville

    thats not what you think it is, she probably just went on a wet ride in adventureland

    • Ripple

      it's best not to think about what it is and just scroll down quickly

    • McBeastie

      She's walking away from Splash Mountain in Disney World.

    • Guse

      No one is saying she peed herself. What got me was the thong.

      • Knuckledonkey

        I am not sure it started out as a thong, is all.

    • Average Chiver

      Finally, a REAL woman. Thanks chive. Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap. Hmmm, still not fat enough for me.

    • PoppinFresh

      yeah, nothing remarkable here.

    • American

      Get her a sandwich, my god, she's skinnier than a stick!

    • ambercr20

      No way. Thats Disneyworld… I was just there and saw her myself!

    • colin

      "why dont you go back to your home on TROLL ISLAND"!

    • BlogNinja

      Looks like she IS the wet ride in Adventureland. Come one come all and ride the Moped in Adventureland. It's wet, it's fun, and you wouldn't want your friends to see you riding it.

  • junior

    completely random

  • http://www.facebook.com/mattpeace Matthew Dj-Diesel Baron

    whole new meaning to booty sweat……. I don't like #4

    • Average Chiver

      Just cause she's not anorexic like the rest of the skanks on the site? BRING ON THE FAT.

      • Brother Maynard

        No, it more the fact her ass sweat has soaked through her shorts. It's a little nasty.

        • Average Chiver

          I wish that was grease instead of sweat.

        • Kris

          it looks like the dude's ass is wet too.. maybe they got sprayed?

    • 6655321

      Never trust a big butt and a smile.

  • cashmoneybrian

    #27 she looks just as good now as she did in clueless 15 years ago

    • ROK247

      welcome to our ool. notice there is no P in it, please…

      oh wait nvm.

    • Chiveinator

      We need to get some of her stunning SFW pics from her playboy shoot on here :d

  • mabley

    is your sister a dude?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521541108 cmonstur

      Know how I know you're forever alone?

      • Chiveinator

        getting your attention is surely the closest he's been to a woman all month 🙂

    • Jcash

      Seriously? It's no wonder why beautiful girls like that have no self-confidence, its the douchebags like you who can't compliment a gorgeous woman without seeing tits. Ass.

    • amalwaysright

      Well i agree ,she does look like a dude. Maybe longer hair will do the trick.

  • brad

    die duckface… #23

    • sixdeadelves

      its satire

    • Hellequin_Bull

      She gets a pass on this one! Cute as hell!

    • plop

      i did't know you speak german

  • RufioRufioRuFi

    Cutest duckface yet! This chick seems pretty awesome

    • McBeastie

      Is it duckface or a new breed….snakeface?

    • Sam

      Duck Face sucks!!

    • Gloup

      A duckface is never ok. And neither is using that lame avatar.

    • RufioRufioRuFi

      Not talking about the girl… Anyways… Gloup, you're probably right. Yours is pretty great, can you help? Kidding. Haters go fuck yourselves.

      • Gloop

        Sad attempt to recover after posting a dumb comment. I don't need an avatar, I'm not so vain that I need people to identify me and maintain a positive comment rating. I can help yeah, try not being a douchebag.

        • StretchyMcStretch

          Get a life gloop – get off the computer and go LIVE okay? I release you!

          • Bloop

            Said the "anonymous" troll (read: Rufio posting anonymously).

            • Chiveinator

              Rufio is the girl in #23 #24 isn't she

        • RufioRufioRuFi

          Yet you used the same name? Odd. Also, think you were shooting for "you" or "ya", not "yeah". Unless you were trying to agree that you should go fuck yourself. Then "yeah" probably makes sense. Dumbass. At least try to sound like you passed grade school when you make an attempt at an insult.

          • Glupe

            It's actually not the same name, if you could read. Aside from that, I can't understand any of your comment – it makes no sense. English writing must not be a strong subject for you in middle school.

          • Smith

            Your insults are almost always age based and yet you are the tool with an avatar from a kids movie. Did mommy forget to block the Chive on your computer again?

          • WETH

            short and sweet : you suck Rufio.

  • saosinh

    #19 would be more impressive if the whole shirt came off.

    • Jesse

      revisit that trick on burn your bra tuesday…

    • august west

      Natalie Portman?

    • Slomotje

      That would be dutch TV-host, Froukje Jansen.

  • Brad

    #10 – that happens to me too.

    • Chiveinator

      i can't remember what i was going to post in this comment

  • windowlicker

    #3 Straight up.

    • KeyserSoze


    • Hipster_Paula

      Where can I get in line to get my free fuck?

      -the one you want to fuck

    • stan

      looks shopped, notice how the "chalk" looks exactly the same on the red border as it does on the chalk board

  • tyler

    I'd date you in a heartbeat

    • Lol

      Glad you date people solely based on their appearance. You must have a ton of long term relationships.

      • Lou

        Whats bad about dating on looks // Most women date for money only // fair trade

      • Kyle

        You date girls you are attracted to, and find out about their personality and interests on the date. Thats how you learn those things idiot.

        • MacNCheesePro

          I always wondered how that worked….oh yeah! I'm married! That's what I did!

      • Crio35

        You don't hit on a stranger from their personality…

    • Rahm Emanuel

      I am pretty sure the dudes within a 100 radius of her are flamin' tarts (yes I said tarts)…because this chick is freakin' cute!

    • nassux

      actually that's a hell lot of makeup

    • thesensibleone

      The virgins at chive will date anything which has a hole so dont bet on finding a date soon in the real world with people who are not soooo desperate.
      Oh and the reason she is forever alone is bcoz she looks like a dude or atleast a feminist.

      • JstevensF

        You're wrong on so many different levels that I can't even begin to think about beginning to correct you. She's beautiful, maybe she's not to your taste but that doesn't really give you a free-roam to go ego-bashing. And from what I can tell most Chivers are in relationships and definitely aren't virgins.

        To conclude: You sir are a douche.

        • do it

          what a bunch of ass kissing lil pricks you bunch are. shes cute and all but damn….shes not that cute.

    • Loren

      You are cute but would up your game a lot more if you grew your hair out. Girls with hair that short look like young adolescent boys. What guy in his right mind wants to date a young boy?

  • wztarheel

    #46 Lookin good Laura.

    • https://www.facebook.com/craigweiss.sd Craig Weiss

      Don't you mean Larry?

      • 420guy

        Am pretty sure its a dude.

    • MacNCheesePro

      Not very often a woman can pull off the short hair thing. She is cute and has some amazing eyes!

    • Dragon

      I'd hit it!

  • JohnsScarf

    #29 looks like a great place to take the wife for the weekend

    • blues

      Yep. Leave her there and have the TV all to myself!

    • PoppinFresh

      i dunno… something about that place creeps me out… kinda in the same way a wedding cake covered in cobwebs is creepy. same vibe.

    • ako

      No, it looks like a great place to murder people.

    • Matt

      Can't take your wife there because theres no kitchen 😉

    • Bacchus

      looks like a great place to KILL & BURY the wife for the weekend

    • Tyler Z. Smithfield

      Yeah, if you want to get axe murdered by an undead orphan 5 year old, and enjoy the scenic bleeding walls

  • windowlicker

    #4 And I bet that's not from the log floom either.

    • http://www.facebook.com/christopher.neufeldt Christopher Neufeldt


      • windowlicker

        Blow me*

  • AbedNadir

    #12 I hope she wasn't involved in a Flash Mob that day.

  • DNA

    #34 Damn! My golden wheat hair….

    • formerwilbury

      Patriots fan…that figures.

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