Signs full of “WTF” that actually exist (30 Photos)

Chivers, have you ever driven by a funny or unusual sign and thought to yourself, “That sign shouldn’t exist.” Well we have too, and we think those moments are priceless. If you find any bizarre signs, amusing newspaper headings, inappropriate restaurant names etc, please send them to me at bringittobob[at]gmail[dot]com.

Chive On.

  • Tankus

    Why is sign #17 in a WTF section? For one it's bloody brilliant! Second : Why isn't there something like that for every low viaduct…

    • LineHog

      It's noneffective, there should be a low clearance sign with a measurement posted, if truck drivers had to stop in the middle of the road to see if they are clearing the sign that could cause a major accident, but having said that, even with clearance height signs there are dumb ass truck drivers that get stuck under bridges everyday.

    • Zachary Quinn Miller

      Hey that's my hometown

    • Hermet

      I go by that sign at least once a week. It's been there for years I've always got a kick out of it. BTW they are building a new bridge so the signs days are probably numbered.

  • tits_mcgee_

    #6 FIND HER!!

    • togaen


    • masterman

      I want her to have my babies

  • Bogus

    TITS or GTFO, Here's your sign

    • Todd Quickenton

      I was just coming here to say that.

  • shoestring30

    #12 is a Mexican Baking Co. They also sponsor a Mexican soccer team which makes it funnier when you see kids wearing Bimbo jerseys.

    • Screwdriver

      I live in LA and they have pretty much taken over Hostess in 7/11 and most convenience stores. They make some damn tasty products.

      • Adriana Byproxymoron Garcia

        Agreed. I live in New Mexico and it's EVERYWHERE. Not complaining, though. I love their products. 😀

        • Aubrey

          Not agreed. Anything mexicants make leads to the runs. Even their water makes you poop a river

          • dub

            Today I learned that Mexicans make water.

    • Jimmy

      They approached Jerry Jones about paying for the naming rights for the Death Star. Sadly he refused.

    • asdf

      And they are the proud sponsors of Philadelphia Union FC lol, i love it when americans (especially elderly people) ask dumbfounded, "Bimbo….whats that?" (i work at a retailer that sells soccer merchandise)

      • ShakeyTheMoyle

        You may be a hipster if…….

    • Chango

      yea they sponsor the Philadelphia Union MLS team too. It's pretty embarrassing seeing our players wear those jerseys

    • Sergio

      Actually, Bimbo is the largest baking company in the whole world. It owns Wonder and Sarah Lee among others. Incidentally bimbo in spanish doesn't mean anything, in italian it means baby boy, or little boy.

      • dadawg77

        It doesn't own Sara Lee Corp. It has agreed to buy Sara Lee's bread division but the deal hasn't closed as of yet.

      • that one dude

        It's actually "bambino" that means little boy.

    • reggie

      it also has a bread that here in mexico is called "negrito" but because of possible racist problems in the US is called bimbolate

    • hmm

      Also, they are the number one baker in the whole world, isn't it kinda late to be "amused" by their name? It's not like they've been here for 2 weeks or w/e.

  • Sizzle

    #19 It sure does!

  • Admiral Ackbar

    #10 made me LOL

  • DistractedIndividual

    I have #24 🙂

  • E.V.L.

    #30 If only she'd done that instead, you'd have no need for daycare!

    • PianoFingers

      A stork is a bird, so they say
      that within nine months and a day
      brings such immense joy
      an infant so coy
      – but a swallow keeps the babies away…

  • Justin Hall

    #5 Don't go. Yelp reviews were bad. Basically all he does is stand there while eating chicken, then at the end of the sermon he screams his own name and dashes out of the church.

    • Mitch

      This sign is literally 5 seconds from my house in Columbus, OH…I laugh every time I drive by it

    • LeonardoB

      There's me devastated thinkin i'd get to see some bonafide miracles

  • Surfer

    #9 That's not going to help sell your house.

    • The Pict

      I'd be willing to bet that selling the house is pretty far down on the list of things he wants to get done today.

    • Aaron Schulke

      cool sign = cool guy = cool house. By that logic I will be buying this house

  • TheFlintSkinny

    #30 In the wise words of Trick Daddy, "No child support bills so swallow my kids, ho."

  • King of Internets

    lulz Asians.

  • The Unitard

    #29 +1 Waco, TX! Wait, maybe -1…

    • ArrestingTerry

      SIC 'EM!!!

    • Da Bears

      Sic 'em! …but definitely a -1 😦

  • King of Internets

    Sign is located exactly 1001 ft from an elementary school.

  • Gorrer

    #25 I dont understand. Please explain what it is.

  • Matt

    #12 but they say it's pronounced Beeembo, lol

  • 69 minutes ago

    #25, I don't get it?

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  • Chris

    #12 it's always around the corner over here =)

  • BK Lounge

    #29 – Waco!!

  • mja1485

    Can we add the girl in #6 to the Find Her list please?

  • ________

    #6, how long is her big toe? Ewww…..

    • dub

      What was Shallow Hal's friends name? Do you remember? Played by Jason Alexander..

      Aaanyways, I think you have a tail.

    • WillD

      It's an illusion. Her thong makes it look larger then normal… Look at the dudes toe.

  • ry ry

    #12 I live in Spain, they call all white square bread 'Bimbo' (rather than the baguette-style they usually eat)

    • AC_mex

      Biggest bread company in Mexico, now in the US!!!

  • Justin Stout

    #25 I work right by here

    • ________

      is that in NC?

  • Holly Sands

    My dad lives in #1 – Fail, dad.

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