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Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

June 13, 2011 | In: DAR, Random

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sean

first

Mexican Joke

You: Would you like a Coca Cola Jumbo?

Random attractive woman: What's that?

You: Is a biiiiig coke.

Si si

If you thumbed this down, you probably didn't read it in a Mexican accent.

of the Dead

FTW!!! Rock on!!!
equalizermax

#40
FlyingSpagMonst

You sir… Are a Douche. Good day sir… I SAID GOOD DAY!
Your mom

People, stop thumbing down the firsts. First rule of the interwebs is not to feed the trolls.

capitancoolo

Actually… that's rule number 14.

Intensemasterdebater

#4 I applaud your sideboob

El BrandO

If I'm not mistaken, this is a Miami Heat cheerleader. I'm almost positive.

Oppps

HIV positive????

Selmy

She's a model named Amalie Wichmann

Brother Maynard

She's very cute.
Catch

Picture doesn't do her justice, she's way hot.
Holmespump

And here she is with her date. Who says money can't buy happiness? http://www.sportsgrindent.com/blog/tag/amalie-wic…

core

I think Jessie J said that.

oX_Animal_Xo

#7. Wet T'shirt contest. You're doing it wrong!

DocIcetea

Give him a break. It's the only way he'll ever get a girl wet.

S.S.

#12
best a DARE tshirt has ever looked

Son

Dare to keep attractive chicks off tattoos.

TitoRigatoni

<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmn11cE5Uq1qzfjgl.jpg" alt="fuck Off" />

http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

so what's her name?

Gross

Syphilis
DaShiet

Levy Tran.

Sad

Yeah, that's about the most one would expect out of someone like her.
Amelia K.

I am a straight girl, and I could not stop looking at her. Fantastic.

Fort Kickass

#39 Stop this!

Guest

I almost puked
mark

#40 – i think the chive did

Nottoodumb

Exactly.

NO!

NO!!!!!!!
kgjg

Please
its_forge

::shrug:: she's not my cuppa tea but she's not horrific. I live in Fort Lauderdale, I've seen plenty who are, however.

Mmhm

She is unhealthy and will probably die from diabetes and/or heart disease before her time – but yeah, aside from that, awesome.

joe

curvy girls are hot, haters!

not joe

curvy and chubby are different. those arent "curves".. just straight rolls.
yep

A curvy girl is someone like Christina Hendricks or Scarlett Johansson….like "wow, that girl's got some amazing curves!". The girl in this pic…is something you wish you hadn't seen in a bikini.
Andres

I am with you man!,
lets just stop promoting, the stereotypical model type of body, close to anorexia, that is gross..
yes it is good to aim for a healthy body, but there is nothing wrong with a little bit of cushin for the pushin

That Guy

don't worry. they started with the fear #39 then they gave the relief #40 then they showed the chubbiest it will get on the chive. #41
putzco

Chubby Chasers? I never understood that. Just how much of a chase can they really put up?

Just Sayin'

they only need to hold out until the ice cream van runs out of petrol…

the Monkey

I'd tap that. Wouldn't mind seeing the occasional "Plumper Post".

rmasss

go hang out at a fast food restaurant and enjoy the fact that your fantasies are so easily fulfilled…

Lotus

Uneventful DAR. Quite a few reposts and old material. The attempts at being funny were lame, I know the Chive is capable of a better selection than this.

The funniest thing was seeing everyone get their panties in a twist over that chubby chick. However, I think they really should post more thick/curvy girls, just not so big as the one posted here. The chive seems to have trouble making the distinction between curvy and fat as every girl that isn't stick thin, or strangely a she-hulk (I think one of the authors has a fetsh here…) is labeled as a whale here.
hazel

ok srsly you guys r jerks, u have no right to make judgments on anybody, what if she is trying to loose weight? you don't know that. and some of these 'hott" girls on here probably aren't any healthier, who knows what they do to look like that, they could be starving themselves. i know some skinny ppl that eat worse than the fat ppl i know, fried foods and sweets and they will have heart attacks too. you can't just say shes fat, she can't run, shes going to die.

http://sno0bs.wordpress.com snoobs89

im not saying she cant run, but if she did i think we would all feel the tremurs

moody

lame

http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Arabian/786440649 Chris Arabian

We have the right to judge anyone we want. You have the right to not agree with our opinions and have a right to your own. We can say she's fat because she's fat. She's overweight. She's NOT HEALTHY because she is obviously above the healthy median average for a person her height.

Oh yes, and please don't spout off how the AVERAGE woman wears a size 16 in America so size 16 is average and healthy. That's a load of crap. Know why the average dress size is 16? Because 1/3 of American women are OVERWEIGHT to OBESE … If you have that many people overweight in a population the 'average' goes up but that doesn't mean that's what the average size SHOULD be.

Kingorox

I think we can just say "No Fat Chicks"
Gia

Well , this is an acceptable situation when there is a health condition that doesn't permit a person to have a healthy weight.
There is a market for everyone ;But ,I think that you could only see cases like this in the Jerry Springer Show.
Stone

This entire conversation made me lol. Thanks for the laughs guys

http://www.affeslist.com Affe

I as well, I especially loved all the posts from Tits McGee

Karl

Stop it RIGHT NOW!!!!
BaJezzus

Pardon my French….but you're an asshole! Errr! Rooney!

Jen

she probably gives great head. i heard big girls are awesome at that.

Joeyk

I would think its because they're good at inhaling their food so…yeah prob true. And to quote Mission Impossible.."Just dont chew it"

TheBoris

I would be fine with a hot, thick girl post. This is just a little more than thick. Not too far off though. Thick can be hot.
Rectalglaucoma

Don't knock it till you try it, best sex I ever had was with a BBW……golf ball through a garden hose!

BrownNote420

#9 hilarious

Birdhaus32

This was fantastic!

I'd like to try the pull out method with Kari, just sayin'.
FlyingSpagMonst

"Supposed"
db420

I looked at this one ATLEAST 7 times… maybe the funniest of this type of picture ever…
http://sno0bs.wordpress.com snoobs89

i think the chive needs to get Kari round for a photo shoot. anybody else? as there are maybe 5-6 pictures worth seeing of her on the net.

amrith777

I agree!! I requested some Kari a couple weeks ago,along with some Gillian Anderson and Dana Delaney.Also–this montage is clever and hilarious!! Well played,Sirs!!

ballstein

pulling out… works 60 percent of the time, every time

JAPIV

#30 LIES!!!!!

Gutterville

Who ever rejected her is probably hanging themselves right now
WOW she is hotttttttt

ssstoopid

I don't think "hot" is the right word. She's definitely not ugly anymore tho.

its_forge

She wasn't ugly to start with, just kind of blah.

tom a

people change man….

good on her
FlyingSpagMonst

I demand more proof, and by more I mean MOAR!!!!
its_forge

Long as she doesn't lose any *more* weight.
GIJane88

She's super cute
Walker

First I was all like no way, and then I was all like mmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmm.

Kenai

#10 is a dream

its_forge

I've still never tried chicken and waffles. I was gonna but the waffle joint near my house closed down. Then another one opened and it closed down. I got no luck at all with this.

amrith777

Maybe they closed down for a reason and what you have,unbeknownst to YOU–is actually GOOD luck.

HillBilly Bone

Ahhhh, yes. The Barbie edition skid steer. #1

ilovethechive

That cop is holding his arms like a member of the village people!
tim

Back in the kitchen!
asdasd

Either
1) GTFO
2) Seriously? Those shoes with That top?

lonin

Literally laughed out loud at that at work. Might have some splainin to do…

YEM

Cop: "That top is FABULOUS!"

Picard_

#6 Robot Unicorn Attack!
http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-t…

https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

Also available as a Chrome extension game….
Silentrob

76,000 points (ipad)
ben

You wanna know how I know that this kid is gay?
amrith777

Still not as gay as Twatlight

Alex Justesen

#31 BRILLIANT!

Larry

Just imagine if someone invented some kind of chute, that gets rid of garbage from a tall building, or even dirty clothes.

He would be rich!

lol

Sarcasm win.

http://www.facebook.com/christopher.neufeldt Christopher Neufeldt

King of awesome, now someone has to carry that can from the basement to the curb. If there was an invention like the banks vacuum chute to the can, it would be a complete win.

FlyingSpagMonst

#6
They see me rollin…
Nate

#39 please dont

danny

#40
nywolf

i think that's why the chive followed it up with #40

Monk

Haha, I guess the idiots that didn't catch that are the ones thumbing down right now.

Average Chiver

"Hurrr, I guess that's why chive put #40 there, duuuuurrrr" – Average Chiver

Samantha T

i love chubby girls im one myself, more cushion for the pushin!!!! She is hott!!!!!!!!

Netoward

#40
shaka

Keep telling yourself that, but in the real world, that is not hot……..
P.S. the term more cushion for the pushin makes me think of a fat chick on the shitter…. never a good image.

JohnsScarf

#31 is genius

ZombieBootParty

Low expectations for a genius these days.

TomTheCameraGuy

#7 #8 That's not how to get laid buddy…
GRyde

#1 The kitchen is that way!
mcsgwigga

#15 – that photo is awesome, just awesome

Stevo

What kind of wedding photog loses all the pics. Not professional.

mcsgwigga

yeah true story – although unless his computer crashed into a hammer several times I'm pretty sure he could recover them
Nina

I find it hard to believe that any professional photographer would delete the pictures from his memory card after putting them onto his computer, without also having them backed up somewhere else.. If it's true, I feel very sorry for the poor bride..

90sgamer

Yeah, I just came back from a wedding with 950 photos on my cam and this made me thin twice before erasing the cards…

http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

#31 beer : catalyst to genius.

absolutcarcrazy

I second that motion!

http://www.facebook.com/mike.zwijacz Mike Zwijacz

#39
No, you shouldn't.
#22 is Why.
goForth

#28

Nice ass, but I despise Ed Hardy. Total D-Bag wear.
Hadriel

#22 did it right. For the love that is all holy, did it right

Craig

totally shopped out the ocean as well

Bluto

That is all that prevented this from being a Flawless 'Shop.

John Smith

It's "for the love of all that is holy" you dumb fucker.

josh

#39 Go somewhere else! not on the chives watch.
FlyingSpagMonst

#22
So mean… But thank you. Yes you did it right.

Poof She Gone

Don't worry, they didn't erase her, just put her on the Victoria's Secret diet.

TitoRigatoni

Her? Are you sure? I thought that was a guy behind those girls.

amrith777

Yeah.I gotta agree with Tito here.I've seen this pic before and the joke was that this guy didn't 'hover hand'.Look at the dudes hands–they're HUGE and manly.

JohnsScarf

Hopefully not a blue waffle #2

amrith777

Damn–you took my comment–ninja'd again!!

Sauru

#22 you are definitely doing it right

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