Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • sean


    • Mexican Joke

      You: Would you like a Coca Cola Jumbo?

      Random attractive woman: What's that?

      You: Is a biiiiig coke.

      • Si si

        If you thumbed this down, you probably didn't read it in a Mexican accent.

    • of the Dead

      FTW!!! Rock on!!!

    • equalizermax


    • FlyingSpagMonst

      You sir… Are a Douche. Good day sir… I SAID GOOD DAY!

    • Your mom

      People, stop thumbing down the firsts. First rule of the interwebs is not to feed the trolls.

      • capitancoolo

        Actually… that's rule number 14.

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #4 I applaud your sideboob

    • El BrandO

      If I'm not mistaken, this is a Miami Heat cheerleader. I'm almost positive.

      • Oppps

        HIV positive????

    • Selmy

      She's a model named Amalie Wichmann

      • Brother Maynard

        She's very cute.

      • Catch

        Picture doesn't do her justice, she's way hot.

      • Holmespump

        And here she is with her date. Who says money can't buy happiness? http://www.sportsgrindent.com/blog/tag/amalie-wic

        • core

          I think Jessie J said that.

  • oX_Animal_Xo

    #7. Wet T'shirt contest. You're doing it wrong!

    • DocIcetea

      Give him a break. It's the only way he'll ever get a girl wet.

  • S.S.

    best a DARE tshirt has ever looked

    • Son

      Dare to keep attractive chicks off tattoos.

      • TitoRigatoni
        • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

          so what's her name?

          • Gross


          • DaShiet

            Levy Tran.

        • Sad

          Yeah, that's about the most one would expect out of someone like her.

        • Amelia K.

          I am a straight girl, and I could not stop looking at her. Fantastic.

  • Fort Kickass

    #39 Stop this!

    • Guest

      I almost puked

    • mark

      #40 – i think the chive did

      • Nottoodumb


    • NO!


    • kgjg


    • its_forge

      ::shrug:: she's not my cuppa tea but she's not horrific. I live in Fort Lauderdale, I've seen plenty who are, however.

      • Mmhm

        She is unhealthy and will probably die from diabetes and/or heart disease before her time – but yeah, aside from that, awesome.

    • joe

      curvy girls are hot, haters!

      • not joe

        curvy and chubby are different. those arent "curves".. just straight rolls.

      • yep

        A curvy girl is someone like Christina Hendricks or Scarlett Johansson….like "wow, that girl's got some amazing curves!". The girl in this pic…is something you wish you hadn't seen in a bikini.

      • Andres

        I am with you man!,
        lets just stop promoting, the stereotypical model type of body, close to anorexia, that is gross..
        yes it is good to aim for a healthy body, but there is nothing wrong with a little bit of cushin for the pushin 😉

    • That Guy

      don't worry. they started with the fear #39 then they gave the relief #40 then they showed the chubbiest it will get on the chive. #41

    • putzco

      Chubby Chasers? I never understood that. Just how much of a chase can they really put up?

      • Just Sayin'

        they only need to hold out until the ice cream van runs out of petrol…

    • the Monkey

      I'd tap that. Wouldn't mind seeing the occasional "Plumper Post".

      • rmasss

        go hang out at a fast food restaurant and enjoy the fact that your fantasies are so easily fulfilled…

    • Lotus

      Uneventful DAR. Quite a few reposts and old material. The attempts at being funny were lame, I know the Chive is capable of a better selection than this.

      The funniest thing was seeing everyone get their panties in a twist over that chubby chick. However, I think they really should post more thick/curvy girls, just not so big as the one posted here. The chive seems to have trouble making the distinction between curvy and fat as every girl that isn't stick thin, or strangely a she-hulk (I think one of the authors has a fetsh here…) is labeled as a whale here.

    • hazel

      ok srsly you guys r jerks, u have no right to make judgments on anybody, what if she is trying to loose weight? you don't know that. and some of these 'hott" girls on here probably aren't any healthier, who knows what they do to look like that, they could be starving themselves. i know some skinny ppl that eat worse than the fat ppl i know, fried foods and sweets and they will have heart attacks too. you can't just say shes fat, she can't run, shes going to die.

      • snoobs89

        im not saying she cant run, but if she did i think we would all feel the tremurs

        • moody


      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Arabian/786440649 Chris Arabian

        We have the right to judge anyone we want. You have the right to not agree with our opinions and have a right to your own. We can say she's fat because she's fat. She's overweight. She's NOT HEALTHY because she is obviously above the healthy median average for a person her height.

        Oh yes, and please don't spout off how the AVERAGE woman wears a size 16 in America so size 16 is average and healthy. That's a load of crap. Know why the average dress size is 16? Because 1/3 of American women are OVERWEIGHT to OBESE … If you have that many people overweight in a population the 'average' goes up but that doesn't mean that's what the average size SHOULD be.

    • Kingorox

      I think we can just say "No Fat Chicks"

    • Gia

      Well , this is an acceptable situation when there is a health condition that doesn't permit a person to have a healthy weight.
      There is a market for everyone ;But ,I think that you could only see cases like this in the Jerry Springer Show.

    • Stone

      This entire conversation made me lol. Thanks for the laughs guys 🙂

      • http://www.affeslist.com Affe

        I as well, I especially loved all the posts from Tits McGee

    • Karl

      Stop it RIGHT NOW!!!!

    • BaJezzus

      Pardon my French….but you're an asshole! Errr! Rooney!

      • Jen

        she probably gives great head. i heard big girls are awesome at that.

        • Joeyk

          I would think its because they're good at inhaling their food so…yeah prob true. And to quote Mission Impossible.."Just dont chew it"

    • TheBoris

      I would be fine with a hot, thick girl post. This is just a little more than thick. Not too far off though. Thick can be hot.

    • Rectalglaucoma

      Don't knock it till you try it, best sex I ever had was with a BBW……golf ball through a garden hose!

  • BrownNote420

    #9 hilarious

    • Birdhaus32

      This was fantastic!

      I'd like to try the pull out method with Kari, just sayin'.

    • FlyingSpagMonst


    • db420

      I looked at this one ATLEAST 7 times… maybe the funniest of this type of picture ever…

    • snoobs89

      i think the chive needs to get Kari round for a photo shoot. anybody else? as there are maybe 5-6 pictures worth seeing of her on the net.

      • amrith777

        I agree!! I requested some Kari a couple weeks ago,along with some Gillian Anderson and Dana Delaney.Also–this montage is clever and hilarious!! Well played,Sirs!!

    • ballstein

      pulling out… works 60 percent of the time, every time


    #30 LIES!!!!!

    • Gutterville

      Who ever rejected her is probably hanging themselves right now
      WOW she is hotttttttt

      • ssstoopid

        I don't think "hot" is the right word. She's definitely not ugly anymore tho.

        • its_forge

          She wasn't ugly to start with, just kind of blah.

    • tom a

      people change man….

      good on her

    • FlyingSpagMonst

      I demand more proof, and by more I mean MOAR!!!!

    • its_forge

      Long as she doesn't lose any *more* weight.

    • GIJane88

      She's super cute

    • Walker

      First I was all like no way, and then I was all like mmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmm.

  • Kenai

    #10 is a dream

    • its_forge

      I've still never tried chicken and waffles. I was gonna but the waffle joint near my house closed down. Then another one opened and it closed down. I got no luck at all with this.

      • amrith777

        Maybe they closed down for a reason and what you have,unbeknownst to YOU–is actually GOOD luck.

  • HillBilly Bone

    Ahhhh, yes. The Barbie edition skid steer. #1

    • ilovethechive

      That cop is holding his arms like a member of the village people!

    • tim

      Back in the kitchen!

    • asdasd

      1) GTFO
      2) Seriously? Those shoes with That top?

      • lonin

        Literally laughed out loud at that at work. Might have some splainin to do…

    • YEM

      Cop: "That top is FABULOUS!"

  • Picard_
    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      Also available as a Chrome extension game….

    • Silentrob

      76,000 points 🙂 (ipad)

    • ben

      You wanna know how I know that this kid is gay?

    • amrith777

      Still not as gay as Twatlight

  • Alex Justesen

    #31 BRILLIANT!

    • Larry

      Just imagine if someone invented some kind of chute, that gets rid of garbage from a tall building, or even dirty clothes.

      He would be rich!

      • lol

        Sarcasm win.

    • http://www.facebook.com/christopher.neufeldt Christopher Neufeldt

      King of awesome, now someone has to carry that can from the basement to the curb. If there was an invention like the banks vacuum chute to the can, it would be a complete win.

  • FlyingSpagMonst

    They see me rollin…

  • Nate

    #39 please dont

    • danny


    • nywolf

      i think that's why the chive followed it up with #40

      • Monk

        Haha, I guess the idiots that didn't catch that are the ones thumbing down right now.

        • Average Chiver

          "Hurrr, I guess that's why chive put #40 there, duuuuurrrr" – Average Chiver

    • Samantha T

      i love chubby girls im one myself, more cushion for the pushin!!!! She is hott!!!!!!!!

      • Netoward


      • shaka

        Keep telling yourself that, but in the real world, that is not hot……..
        P.S. the term more cushion for the pushin makes me think of a fat chick on the shitter…. never a good image.

  • JohnsScarf

    #31 is genius

    • ZombieBootParty

      Low expectations for a genius these days.

  • TomTheCameraGuy

    #7 #8 That's not how to get laid buddy…

  • GRyde

    #1 The kitchen is that way!

  • mcsgwigga

    #15 – that photo is awesome, just awesome

    • Stevo

      What kind of wedding photog loses all the pics. Not professional.

      • mcsgwigga

        yeah true story – although unless his computer crashed into a hammer several times I'm pretty sure he could recover them

      • Nina

        I find it hard to believe that any professional photographer would delete the pictures from his memory card after putting them onto his computer, without also having them backed up somewhere else.. If it's true, I feel very sorry for the poor bride..

        • 90sgamer

          Yeah, I just came back from a wedding with 950 photos on my cam and this made me thin twice before erasing the cards…

  • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

    #31 beer : catalyst to genius.

    • absolutcarcrazy

      I second that motion!

  • http://www.facebook.com/mike.zwijacz Mike Zwijacz

    No, you shouldn't.
    #22 is Why.

  • goForth


    Nice ass, but I despise Ed Hardy. Total D-Bag wear.

  • Hadriel

    #22 did it right. For the love that is all holy, did it right

    • Craig

      totally shopped out the ocean as well

      • Bluto

        That is all that prevented this from being a Flawless 'Shop.

    • John Smith

      It's "for the love of all that is holy" you dumb fucker.

  • josh

    #39 Go somewhere else! not on the chives watch.

  • FlyingSpagMonst

    So mean… But thank you. Yes you did it right.

    • Poof She Gone

      Don't worry, they didn't erase her, just put her on the Victoria's Secret diet.

      • TitoRigatoni

        Her? Are you sure? I thought that was a guy behind those girls.

        • amrith777

          Yeah.I gotta agree with Tito here.I've seen this pic before and the joke was that this guy didn't 'hover hand'.Look at the dudes hands–they're HUGE and manly.

  • JohnsScarf

    Hopefully not a blue waffle #2

    • amrith777

      Damn–you took my comment–ninja'd again!!

  • Sauru

    #22 you are definitely doing it right

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