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Please excuse our absence to today, we’re on vacation. theCHIVE will be back in all its (hungover) glory tomorrow. Happy Fourth ‘Merica!!!
Please excuse our absence to today, we’re on vacation. theCHIVE will be back in all its (hungover) glory tomorrow. Happy Fourth ‘Merica!!!
INJUSTICE!!! LAST WEEK THEY MISSED MIND THE GAP, NOW THIS? GRAB YOUR TORCHES~!!!
MIND THE GAP TUESDAY, SPECIAL EDITION – THONGS!
I think returning the Skull Toss would make the Olympics ten times better.
Happy 4th of July from the Chivers of Canada! Enjoy the party as much as we did ours on the 1st!
Oh, and be sure to blow some shit up for us. The Canadian equivalent is to talk smack about something or someone and then politely apologize for it. Just ain't the same.
Its not any special day here in Mexico, but i'll drink to you guys!
now what am I meant to do for the first half hour at work?
In Soviet Russia, independence celebrates you!
Awww too soon?
I'm kidding y'all! Enjoy the 4th everyone and don't blow yourselves up… because that's my job!
It's not a national holiday, so some of us do have to work, which is fucking retarded but what can I say, here in America you have the freedom to be retarded.
Atlanta
Put the person who wrote this on a desk and let them practice their handwriting. Writes like my 4 year old niece.
I'm sure all my fellow Canadians will agree that this is a terrible excuse to close
Land of the free
Just for one day it would be nice the the whiny canadians could stop spouting their thinly veiled jealousy of the united states of america.july 4th seems like a great day for just such an occasion
Have a fun fourth guys! I didn't expect you guys to work today, but the story you left above gave me a hell of a laugh. I put it up there with the "Plains, Trains and Plantains: Story of Oedipus" term paper, lol!
Nashville TN sure dun knowed how tuh blowed stuff up good!
Chive on ‘merica
chive, its already 5. WHY U STILL CLOSED!?
there's new stuff up on memebase today… they're beating you right now, chive
What the hell Chive's, I'm in South Africa and 4 July is just another cold day, and now i have to freeze my balls of with out mind the gap Mondays. wwwwhhhhyyyyyyyyy !!!!!!
Unfair, we have no holiday, here even my kids work! shame on u!!
Why must you make fun of another country in one of the days you celebrate whatever brief history you have? Not cool to your Greek Chivers…
Hope everyone had a happy chinese fireworks day!