Happy 4th of July! See you tomorrow!

4th july Happy 4th of July! See you tomorrow!

Please excuse our absence to today, we’re on vacation. theCHIVE will be back in all its (hungover) glory tomorrow. Happy Fourth ‘Merica!!!

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  • panama99

    First and this sucks!!!

    Why not a best of…..

    Make Patty work.

  • Musje83

    Chive isn't allowed to close, not even on sundays.

    Other than that; if you HAVE to close up and go party or whatever, this is pretty funny, i guess… ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Musje83

      Just to clarify: we europeans don't celebrate the 4th of july. So for us it's just a sad chive-less day ๐Ÿ˜ฆ
      But y'all have fun today, party hardy!

      • F. Gump

        Since when do Europeans say "y'all." Must be Southern European ๐Ÿ˜€

        • Musje83

          Haha, it's one of those phrases that get stuck in your head when you watch a lot of (american made) television, it just sounds so… funny. And I think my recently found love (and watching 3 seasons in 1 week) for True Blood really helped ๐Ÿ˜‰

      • medude

        just to clarify, the whole world except the US don´t celebrate 4th of july, so it sucks for all of us!! ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

    • Honrydog

      6 words:
      The Chive Guys Are Lazy Bastards.

  • quickr

    Well, the rest of us don't celebrate 4th of July, so get your arse back to work

  • asdasd

    The historic facts seem, for the most part, spot on!! Well done!!

  • equalizermax

    We don't celebrate Independence Day here in Canada

    • romperstomper

      Not yet…O.o

    • Dudule

      no independance day in Switzerland either

      • Marschie

        yes you do, on the first of august…

    • Gaz

      Nor in France …

    • Chris

      Nor in Great Britain. For obvious reasons. We want our colonies back!!!

      Just kidding. Have a great 4th of July America!

    • Nelson

      Nor in Portugal

    • lkjk

      F$ck canada

      • TITO

        You suck, Canada rules! And I'm not even Canadian!

    • some goth guy

      Nor in France again.

    • yanetosaurus

      Not even a Canada Day post on Friday.
      ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=516388246 Dylan Termeer

      …but we are a multicultural society that believes people should have the right to celebrate their own holidays…

  • Dr3xell

    ummmm I'm at work today, no independance day here. No pics today? for shame Chive……….for shame………

    • llano2

      Maybe if you knew how to spell it…

  • ERIC

    i waited sooooooooooooooooooooo long, i hope tomorrow you get better than ever ๐Ÿ™‚ cheers

  • Forever Alone

    Chive I am disappoint. You could of at least put a couple of mind the gap pictures in to keep me going until tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

  • dexter

    chive,

    keep up the amazing work and enjoy the shit out of your day off

    – An American

    • bman

      Agreed! Time to BBQ and kick it in the pool with beer and a babe! Happy Bday America!

      – Also an American

      • JROC

        your both lame

        a Canadian

        • Shaksper

          You spelt "you're" wrong. You also for punctuation and capital letters.

          But Canada is cool, so I'll let you off.

          – A condescending Englishman.

          • Shaksper

            Godamit!! I spelt "forgot" wrong. I'll just walk away now.

  • Lefty0508

    I need some Motivation Monday!!

  • Cocox

    Paris

  • liz

    here in 'Merica, nobody works. and that's the way it should be. chive on!

    • will

      Speak for yourself

      — A working American Soldier

    • ashes

      many places are still open. grocery stores come to mind. and many retail stores as well. companies still want to make money. sorry i am a little bitter i had to work…. hurray for people waiting until the last minute to buy their hotdog and hamburger buns as always

  • Cocox

    Miss-touched… In paris we don’t have holidays on the 4th of july either but guys c’mon , let them rest one day in the name of all the awesomeness they ‘ve bring to us .

    • MisterX

      We have the 14th on thursday, and I have already planed to be at home on 15th…
      4-days week-end, nothing better.

  • Coldzilla

    Happy Fourth to our friends South of the 49th.

  • DanielB

    Does it says they'll reopen on july 4.5??

    • Bud Ugly

      I think it originally said "July 9th" in reference to it's first sentence "We will be closed the week of…"

  • fore skin

    4th… you celabrating me grans birthday too ………………….. well done chive

  • Nolo

    I think i slept through this part of american history…

  • Hich

    I'm the only one at work today, and I don't even have the Chive to get me through… *sigh*.

    It's ok guys – Just because I gotta work on this, our day of independence, that doesn't mean I wish it on y'all. Enjoy your day off, even though I won't.

  • Marine

    This is MERICA so happy 4th and blow some shit up!

    • bman

      OOOH RAH!

    • 1371

      Semper Fi

  • Jay

    Time to go global and open up a London bureau for days like today.

  • Poodle of death

    I hope there is a "Just kidding! Here is the DAR"-gallery soon!

  • Baxpin

    YOU CLOSE??!! WHY YOU DO DIS??!!!

  • Fragkiskos

    where is the funny thing about this post???

  • JROC

    worst week ever. first no sexy chivettes now no back problems and i have to wait a whole week for mind the gap. THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING PRISON. ON PLANET BULLSHIT

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=500938468 Jeff Sayatovic Jr.

      In the galaxy of THIS SUCKS CAMEL DICK

    • david

      THEY EVEN MISSED 'GAP' LAST MONDAY TOO WHAT THE F&CK???

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1174860146 Shawn Bell

    Wow looks like most people get thumbs down…. Enjoy blowing shit up Chive guys. 'Merica Fu*k Yeah!

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