• panama99

    First and this sucks!!!

    Why not a best of…..

    Make Patty work.

  • Musje83

    Chive isn't allowed to close, not even on sundays.

    Other than that; if you HAVE to close up and go party or whatever, this is pretty funny, i guess… ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Musje83

      Just to clarify: we europeans don't celebrate the 4th of july. So for us it's just a sad chive-less day ๐Ÿ˜ฆ
      But y'all have fun today, party hardy!

      • F. Gump

        Since when do Europeans say "y'all." Must be Southern European ๐Ÿ˜€

        • Musje83

          Haha, it's one of those phrases that get stuck in your head when you watch a lot of (american made) television, it just sounds so… funny. And I think my recently found love (and watching 3 seasons in 1 week) for True Blood really helped ๐Ÿ˜‰

      • medude

        just to clarify, the whole world except the US don´t celebrate 4th of july, so it sucks for all of us!! ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

    • Honrydog

      6 words:
      The Chive Guys Are Lazy Bastards.

  • quickr

    Well, the rest of us don't celebrate 4th of July, so get your arse back to work

  • asdasd

    The historic facts seem, for the most part, spot on!! Well done!!

  • equalizermax

    We don't celebrate Independence Day here in Canada

    • romperstomper

      Not yet…O.o

    • Dudule

      no independance day in Switzerland either

      • Marschie

        yes you do, on the first of august…

    • Gaz

      Nor in France …

    • Chris

      Nor in Great Britain. For obvious reasons. We want our colonies back!!!

      Just kidding. Have a great 4th of July America!

    • Nelson

      Nor in Portugal

    • lkjk

      F$ck canada

      • TITO

        You suck, Canada rules! And I'm not even Canadian!

    • some goth guy

      Nor in France again.

    • yanetosaurus

      Not even a Canada Day post on Friday.

    • Dylan Termeer

      …but we are a multicultural society that believes people should have the right to celebrate their own holidays…

  • Dr3xell

    ummmm I'm at work today, no independance day here. No pics today? for shame Chive……….for shame………

    • llano2

      Maybe if you knew how to spell it…

  • ERIC

    i waited sooooooooooooooooooooo long, i hope tomorrow you get better than ever ๐Ÿ™‚ cheers

  • Forever Alone

    Chive I am disappoint. You could of at least put a couple of mind the gap pictures in to keep me going until tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

  • dexter


    keep up the amazing work and enjoy the shit out of your day off

    – An American

    • bman

      Agreed! Time to BBQ and kick it in the pool with beer and a babe! Happy Bday America!

      – Also an American

      • JROC

        your both lame

        a Canadian

        • Shaksper

          You spelt "you're" wrong. You also for punctuation and capital letters.

          But Canada is cool, so I'll let you off.

          – A condescending Englishman.

          • Shaksper

            Godamit!! I spelt "forgot" wrong. I'll just walk away now.

  • Lefty0508

    I need some Motivation Monday!!

  • Cocox


  • liz

    here in 'Merica, nobody works. and that's the way it should be. chive on!

    • will

      Speak for yourself

      — A working American Soldier

    • ashes

      many places are still open. grocery stores come to mind. and many retail stores as well. companies still want to make money. sorry i am a little bitter i had to work…. hurray for people waiting until the last minute to buy their hotdog and hamburger buns as always

  • Cocox

    Miss-touched… In paris we don’t have holidays on the 4th of july either but guys c’mon , let them rest one day in the name of all the awesomeness they ‘ve bring to us .

    • MisterX

      We have the 14th on thursday, and I have already planed to be at home on 15th…
      4-days week-end, nothing better.

  • Coldzilla

    Happy Fourth to our friends South of the 49th.

  • DanielB

    Does it says they'll reopen on july 4.5??

    • Bud Ugly

      I think it originally said "July 9th" in reference to it's first sentence "We will be closed the week of…"

  • fore skin

    4th… you celabrating me grans birthday too ………………….. well done chive

  • Nolo

    I think i slept through this part of american history…

  • Hich

    I'm the only one at work today, and I don't even have the Chive to get me through… *sigh*.

    It's ok guys – Just because I gotta work on this, our day of independence, that doesn't mean I wish it on y'all. Enjoy your day off, even though I won't.

  • Marine

    This is MERICA so happy 4th and blow some shit up!

    • bman

      OOOH RAH!

    • 1371

      Semper Fi

  • Jay

    Time to go global and open up a London bureau for days like today.

  • Poodle of death

    I hope there is a "Just kidding! Here is the DAR"-gallery soon!

  • Baxpin


  • Fragkiskos

    where is the funny thing about this post???

  • JROC

    worst week ever. first no sexy chivettes now no back problems and i have to wait a whole week for mind the gap. THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING PRISON. ON PLANET BULLSHIT

    • Jeff Sayatovic Jr.

      In the galaxy of THIS SUCKS CAMEL DICK

    • david


  • Shawn Bell

    Wow looks like most people get thumbs down…. Enjoy blowing shit up Chive guys. 'Merica Fu*k Yeah!

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