Best of Busted (46 photos)

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  • Insidious

    #20
    I know that little guy! He punched me in middle school! HAHAHA!!!

    • pawlyna

      Actually? Wow his life is probably gotten better and yours worse 😉

      • Insidious

        lol… yep! Him and a few buddies in middle school… he ran by and randomly slapped me! Thats not a face you easily forget!

        • system_error

          that's a chick

          • dub

            I think the jury is still out on that.

    • Gay

      You mean that's actually a real person? Looks fake.

    • john v.

      does he have a high-pitched, squeaky voice like I'm imagining?

      • https://www.facebook.com/bfcknrzl Brad Stevens

        I was just thinking that. hahaha

      • fuzzybeard2016

        Probably a deeper bass than James Earl Jones.

    • fuzzybeard2016

      You mean that *isn't* a Photoshop? 😮

    • Paul

      It's Wanda Sykes.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001019719478 Drew Bolden

        bwaahahahahaa

    • Texas

      That's what years of smoking crack do to you.

      • hMMMM

        what…shrink your face???

    • seniorsplitwig

      oh my god that thing acually exists.

    • AICen

      looks like an alien from those men in black movies

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

    #4 Went down on a Pixie

    • The_Dude_

      He love GOOOOLD

      no serriously this guy has been busted more than once like this. Huffer
      http://www.wtov9.com/news/24685101/detail.html

      • equalizermax

        He gave "The Hulk" a blow job…

    • Hmmm

      Looks like a dog in some cartoon, but I can't put my finger on it. Props if you can find the pic, I couldn't.

    • plastilina_ve

      Beautiful!

    • fuzzybeard2016

      I didn't know Tinkerbell was a squirter!

    • KFC

      more like Ke$ha

    • Gutterville

      THATS DOO DOO MAN

  • EYErishprEYEd

    #32 Didn't look out of place at all.

    • equalizermax

      Looks legit

      • fuzzybeard2016

        Looks like the way I felt after my last bender with tequila, Natty Lite, and pickled eggs; at least that's what I thought they were…

        • its_forge

          That is *exactly* what I looked like the weekend I rebuilt my own transmission. I was seventeen and I went into the ABC to get a beer and said "you're not going to card me?" and they said "you look at least fifty." LOL

    • spellwvr

      Haha I had to look twice to be sure it DIDN'T belong

    • http://www.facebook.com/MacheteJack Carl R. Evans

      It really took me a second, which is truly terrifying if you think about it.
      Remember kids, "The cops are never going to find it as funny as you do, and even if they do, they're not allowed to show it."

  • slim

    #29 at least he doesn't hurt animals.

    • tomcaronsgoatee

      i remember reading the story of this "vegan" tattooed guy. he was arrested for stealing hamburgers from somewhere and was picked up in his car eating them.

    • Paulo

      In prison, he will learn to love meat again.

      • HAHSO

        yea dark meat

    • guest

      wican, not vegan

      • The_Dude_

        Nope it is Vegan

        Set two fires. One to Sheepskin Factory other to The Tandy Leather Factory.

        He is an animal nut. ( I am all for not hurting the little guys but they are tasty.)
        http://www.voiceofthevoiceless.org/breaking-fbi-m

        • Spivias

          well now matter how i see it
          it said wican
          its he really meant vegan
          then he got a shitty job tattoo

          • JstevensF

            Should've gone to Specsavers

  • ako

    #44 The only crime I see here is bitter beer.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

      You sir are the king of the internets!

    • Sawyer5169

      Arseface

    • bigdeal

      lol nice

  • The_Dude_

    #3

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug

    Grinning madly with a wide manic stare, this police mugshot of teenage suspect Art Taylor was taken after he allegedly gulped down a bag full of cocaine.

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/12/

    • dub

      #13
      Does anyone know how to give a good head and face massage? I got all these knots and they just won't go away.

      • sooty

        Douche's will be Douche's and Douche's will Hijack.

    • hipsterbgone

      I read the full story… sounds kinda bs to me that they pulled him over in the first place. Whatever he didn't get a drug charge at least.

  • caleb

    #1 Ahhh Jesus, what did you do now?

    • https://www.facebook.com/5dobermans Beth Brandl

      Looks like the real life version of a Metalocalypse character.

    • mikeofla

      I was thinking Weird Al if he had a crack problem

      • http://www.facebook.com/MacheteJack Carl R. Evans

        100 internets to you sir.

    • CuriousGeorge

      Anyone thought Machete?

    • Raymond

      It's Zappa

    • its_forge

      Lemmy's better-looking younger brother

    • yoselahonda

      Yes, Jesus Sanchez.

  • r@f

    ALL O 'EM = LAUGH OUT LOUD!

  • specv44

    Wonka must have called in a missing persons report for #17

    • Yates

      #18 Supervillain?

      • Stevo

        probably a hipster douche nabbed at a protest.

      • its_forge

        Salvador Dali fanatic.

    • Frank

      Man, Flea really looks like shit nowadays.

  • Donna_Romper

    And suddenly my life doesn't seem so bad after all.

  • Jak

    I wish I knew when that one tweeker show was coming back on, hmm

  • Kamps414

    #40 Not anymore!
    #43 Obviously sir it is. In your case you are a mastermind of it. Which is kinfd of an oxymor….nevermind you wouldn't understand it.

  • Alec

    10 points if anyone can figure out why #4 made me excited for July 30th.. Challenge accepted?

    • Dan

      Gay pride?

    • Tomas

      On July 30, he's Goldenvoice who, with Rage Against the Machine, will present L.A. Rising. LOL

      • Alec

        Wrong! But it IS music related

      • Tomas

        … or your celebrating the birthday of Olympic Decathlete Gold Medalist Daley Thompson.

    • SteelCityGuy

      Are you going to Boobs and Goombas: A Super Mario Burlesque in Chicago?

      • Alec

        hahahaa awesome answers. Correct answer was: seeing Flux Pavillion

        • Wade Wilson

          Congratulations! No one knows what in the hell that is!

    • AICen

      yeah i forget the name of it, but the month of july is for women what no-shave-november is for men.. but of course we're not talking about facial hair anymore.

  • Kamps414

    #39 LeVar Burton????

  • caleb

    #37 Tiger has really let himself go!

    • http://www.facebook.com/MacheteJack Carl R. Evans

      She don't do drama. That's what I hear.

  • http://www.facebook.com/NelsonCosta1983 Nelson Costa

    #12 Thumbman

    • Tomas

      No, man… it's DAR!!!!! OMG he got arrested! Chive, bail him out immediately! 😦

    • equalizermax

      His the "MOAR" boy, finally grow-up…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001019719478 Drew Bolden

      it looks like gabriel iglesias

  • Kamps414

    #32 When did Oprah get arrested?

  • mr_johnson

    #20 #44 what the fuck is that?!

    • Heaven

      they have face disorders. don't hate. appreciate.

  • Dan

    #1 Dang dude, look at the fire decals on that T-Bird, DANG!

    #15 Kid, you are going to get raped.

    • HUH?

      …..by this guy, and they both know it.

      #18

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001019719478 Drew Bolden

      #17

      and this guy

  • BoobieWatcher

    #33 Who Doesn't??????

  • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

    Can't believe the guy with the dented head wasn't in this post…Creeped me out for days..

    http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2010/11/ye

    • https://www.facebook.com/5dobermans Beth Brandl

      Well the collapsed brain explains all the arrests… YUCK.

      • fuzzybeard2016

        Well I would think think that losing your frontal and parietal lobes might make a person feel not quite like their selves, don't you?

    • aNonYmous

      That was bad – thanx – now I am going to be creeped out for days… LOL

    • Guest Commenter

      That gentlemen should never be arrested for soliciting prostitutes. What the fuck is his other option, exactly?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000490954417 Selena Sletten

      How the hell does he cut his hair?

  • pawlyna

    #33 Stark Industries

  • Coldzilla

    Not EXACTLY what I was expecting when I read the headline but good none the less!

    And #23?

    No

    No they dont

  • Dan

    So the moral of the story is that fuck-ugly people get arrested decidedly more often than normal looking people.

    • JustSaying

      I was thinking … does being fugly lead to a life of crime or vice versa?

  • Kodos

    #32
    If only he had used some SPF+100…

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