Welcome to the s^*# show they call the Annual Redneck Games (22 Photos)

Every year in East Dublin, Georgia they celebrate their redneck heritage with a series of games which include toilet seat throwing, the mid pit belly flop, and the armpit serenade. Only in 'Merica.

  • umpalumpa

    Bunch of Hipsters!

  • upside

    almost all of these fuckers will survive the zombie apocalypse

    • CapnMFingPlanet

      No, no they wont because theyll head straight for wal mart and get eaten by the massive hordes. Either that or theyll just straight up try to john wayne it and die and painful (half)death

      • The Annoyed Elephant

        You forget: they have shotguns. Lots of shotguns.

        • David

          AKA Zombie repellent 🙂

        • Jimbo

          yeah but they are easily bribed with moonpies and RC cola!

    • Jimbo

      they ARE the zombie apocalypse

    • Jon L

      They are the Zombie Apocalypse

    • BBL

      Wise words from Tallahassee: "Thank God for rednecks!"

      • CapnMFingPlanet

        who were dead 😛 so itd just eventually end up inbred mutants vs zombies? 😛

    • mikeofla

      I think he's talking about their complete lack of the Zombies favorite food… Brains

    • Watson

      7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail( And Quickly)

    • NoSam

      Right, because when life depends on not contracting zombie diseases, nothing says survival like "I haven't washed my hands in 15 years" and "Are you gonna eat that raw zombie foot?"

      These fuckers will be the CAUSE of the zombie apocalypse.

  • CapnMFingPlanet

    We should have a poll to find which photo is the most disturbing 😀

    • JPC

      Probably #18, for the soul-crushing realization that there is an entire generation of younguns, even dumber than their elders in these games (since it was their elders who taught them). And then those younguns will have their own, even more retarded, children. And so on, and so on.

      Until the movie Idiocracy becomes a documentary.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=27206114 Michael Ricketts

        ^^dead on

        the second i saw this pic i said "no….plz not another generation god dammit!" stop teaching them this shit….they learn nothing from it and just look stupid

  • jpp407

    #21 Like a bau$$

    • jdb


    • KyleHeier

      This is what the slumdog millionaire is doing now that he has his money.

    • choogar

      No… Looks more like the redneck version of a douchebag.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #10 worse things have happened to human civilization. who am i kidding, this is as low as it gets!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

      Anti-Joke Chicken Incoming

    • 1trackmind

      I'd still hit the one second from left, a true chiver looks past the obvious to see if anybody is worth fapping over.

      • andfukyamoms

        im pretty sure they photographed the worst of the worst. There were prolly a good number of fine chicks there spectating and getting drunk.

        • IMHO

          yeah…inbreds spectating with their third eye

    • my5tika1cll

      How long do you think beermonkey would last if he went to the event and told all of the good ole' boys they are as low as it gets????? Just sayin'

    • BBL

      they tirrrkk errrr JERRRBBSS!!

    • HardCoreMike

      I moved Alabama 12 years ago… trust me. THIS is NOT as low as it gets.

    • vhr1904

      It was like looking into a Walmart.

    • jpp407

      Jackass – Redneck style.

    • Rob

      Im sure they can drink your ass under the table any night of the week.

  • davey

    I knew it had to be in here.
    General Lee = redneck limo.

    • Fasteddy14

      I'd totally rock out in a General Lee clone!!!! And it would have the doors welded shut.

  • son

    Redneck my ass… change a dif cover in yo underwear on mainstreet before you come her. # 20 pbr is better!!!!!

    • Brohan

      PBR? Hipster alert.

      • dfgdfs

        i drank pbr before hipsters decided it was cool, lmao. for real though, it was cheap and got the job done. BONG IT.

    • David

      Love PBR

    • Buford_Justice

      Wisconsin says your welcome

  • TheRealSnowman

    #6 Redneck blowjob?

    • http://www.facebook.com/dtaylor13 Dustin Taylor

      I don't see her brother anywhere… so nope

    • MonkeyMadness

      Invisible blowjob.

    • F. Gump

      You can say what you want about RdNx, but some of those toothless road whores can really bob some knob. If you seen them bobbin, you wouldn't be hatin'. Trust me.

      • Bodhi

        Agreed lol, me and my mates traveled 'MERICA road tripping ( we from the UK ) pulling a girl from everystate making a list of who was the best in the bedroom those rednck sluts are very good at riding! dirty as fck lol.

        • fibonacci5150

          hell ya

        • anon

          Well, they've certainly had more practice, since they were riding their family members (or family's members?) from a very young age.

  • alex

    See all those black people?

    • Guest

      Ah you see there was only enough space for 22 photos, they missed the ones with the gay dudes wearing their white bedsheets and pointy hats.

      Those fellas can usually find some black folks

    • Derek

      See all that crime?

      I couldn't resist.

  • sexualniner

    largest concentration of cousin fuckers i have never wanted to see.

    • Jack Mehoff

      Thats Funny man!! HAAAAAAAAAAhahahahaaaa!!!!

  • JPC

    Dear South,

    Please secede again. This time, we won't fight to keep you with us. We promise.


    The rest of the United States.

    • RiverDogs


      • Guest

        Now now, you dont know if he is related to you yet.

        If he is then by all means do as the rest of the south do and keep it in the family.

        When your daughter reaches that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex and she asks.
        "Is that the best you can do?" Go and ask your aunty mama what should be the correct response

    • Steve Smith

      wish they would. I would be there in a heartbeat!!!!

    • BigTex

      Dear North,



      • Uncle Jim

        What's Glady mean?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1015730580 Robert Batson

      Fine, but we're taking Coke and horticulture with us.

    • Waylon

      Dear JPC,

      Please ask your neighbors to stop moving here.

      The South

    • adsfa


    • Amy


    • Rob

      "Texas can make it without the United States, but the United States cannot make it without Texas!"
      – Sam Houston

      You know its true.

  • Chris

    Dear JPC,
    While most of us from the South aren't the ignorant, hillbilly rednecks that you think we are, I do believe that we would wouldn't mind seceding from the likes of you. Do me, the South, and the rest of America a favor and go back to your land…a.k.a. fantasy land and retardville.
    The South

    • JPC

      Whiny, hyper-sensitive bitch says what?

      • JPC's Mom

        lol The only person coming off as a "hyper-sensitive bitch" is you JPC. Please untangle the massive wad in your panties and continue chiving.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=27206114 Michael Ricketts

      really? that you "would wouldn't mind"?! will golly….i reckon we got us um edumecated person here

      • https://www.facebook.com/dukedavidp Peyton Duke

        Fuck you, guy. We're not all like that.

        • schmiellson

          no…but going by your name you are like that

          • Jen

            i fucking love the south and rednecks.

            • TCUchiver

              and we porbbaly love you too

      • christimanity

        Or. Maybe they were typing something else and then decided to change it. And while they were changing it they didn't realize that they had mistyped. Although I am sure that you meant to say "well golly" instead of "will golly," because correcting a person's grammar is always foolproof.

        • Yourmom

          The south will be fine without the rest of the fucks like JPC, btw rednecks are in every state of the good 'ol US so suck a dick douche

    • http://twitter.com/AlissaLee17 @AlissaLee17

      haha "Do me…" LOLz

    • Jimbo

      i think that in all honesty, all the jokes aside, that is true. I am a "Yankee" living in the South. I have met really good people living in the South. I find most to be kind, honest, and down to earth. I even found to my surprise that even older people were more tolerant than i gave them the credit for. You just need to be respectful and not push "your ways" down their throats. I find that the group think of the place, how people act together can be a bit disturbing. there is a sense of conformity that i think is dangerous. That is a plus to the north. Anyone who thinks that the north is any less racist is also in for a surprise. It just has a different face. Lets all go back to being American and leave that regional crap alone. it doesn't do anyone a bit of good.

    • Mikey

      Gotta love the South! I lived down South for a while and enjoyed the area and the fine people! The thing is you will find idots no matter what part of the country your in.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Can I say something about Americans now?

    – the one you love to hate

    • Nefertitiz

      'MERICA !

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=27206114 Michael Ricketts


    • RayBoogs

      fuck off

    • iHatePaula

      How about you break your fingers and stop typing already.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        There's a thought… I could install Dragon Naturally Speaking and speak my lines… I could make far longer comments easily!!

        – the one you love to hate

        • iHatePaula

          Touche. You're still a man.

  • http://www.gfys.org/ The Chivery

    Come on tell the truth ,this is a Chive get together.

  • http://www.gfys.org/ steve buscemi

    They are still better than the crowd we have on this site now.

    • andfukyamoms

      Or a rap concert. Or the club after a rap concert.

      • fibonacci5150

        or the rap battle in the parking lot after the club

  • Bill

    Amazing what 200 years of incest are capable of

    • F. Gump

      Yeah, but a better example would be the British Royal Family. No family in the world has lived the "keep it in the family" mantra longer than them.

      • Guest

        Little Bubba is in the bath with his Dad when he says, "Daddy, why is my willy different from yours?"

        His Dad replies, "Well, for a start, son, yours isn't erect."

  • PBR

    for real…have you ever hung out with a group of rednecks? they will out party you any day….such a good time. I enjoyed this, thank you chive and chive on!

    a loyal chiver/redneck

    • Jen

      thank you!

    • ssss9999

      Based on all of the confederate flag clothing I see in these pics, I'm guessing that they probably wouldn't want to party with me. You know, because of my skin color and all. Just sayin.

      • Irish lad

        I wouldn't be too sure. The rednecks i've known and partied with in the past didn't make that distinction. I can't say they are 100% non-prejudiced, but no more than any other group. For example, i found that the group of white people I was with were pretty much unwelcome a couple weeks ago at the Essence festival in New Orleans. jus' sayin'.

      • Quicktim

        Confederate flag is a symbol of the South. Not slavery dipshit.

        • JPC

          "A symbol of the South. Not slavery"

          The only reason they have that "symbol" is because the South loved slavery so much, they tried to make their own country.

          Therefore, it is a symbol of both the South, and of slavery. Dipshit.

          • JPC

            Look at all the Confederate-flag waving rednecks thumbing me down for stating the truth.

            Let me guess, all of you have said "The War of Northern Aggression" multiple times, unironically.

            • Rob

              I think that you need to take a history lesson and realize that the 'south' was not the only ones with slavery.

              I HATE idiot yuppies.

              • JPC

                And you need to go back and read all the Confederate States' declarations of secession, where essentially every single one of them mention slavery as one of, if not THE, primary cause for them seceding. Or the fact that they even call themselves the "slave-holding states" in their documents.

                I HATE Redneck dipshits.

    • HillBilly Bone

      Exactly. You can party like a rock star, but you'd still have nothing on the rednecks.

  • Brohan

    Honestly this isn't that bad. Most rednecks are pretty cool.

  • kshell25

    #10 the girl on the left, find her, hogtie her and bring her to me!

  • Mito

    #1 can't be a redneck. She still has teeth.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=27206114 Michael Ricketts

      actually lol'd to that

    • BBL

      Looks like an Oompa-Loompa just exploded all over her face

    • Rick

      wit dis new fangled ting call in sure ants we gets to go up to da city and dis guy call dennis gives us some fake uns that look just like real uns only theys real purty and all welded together like, so grizzle dont get stuck between your teethes no more.

      • fibonacci5150

        you got fake guns to get the grizzly stuck from out of your teeth?

    • TUY

      You can see that special kind of crazy in her eyes. She's redneck alright.

  • Ouboet

    'Merica. Fuhrk yeahrr!

  • Attikt

    #1 – Reminds me of some Jim Henson creation.

    #3 – Fat don't float. It flies.

    #21 – Like a boss.

  • loso


    We’re not simply walking into Mordor. We’re walking into Mordor with style

    oh ya, hottie on the left……………find her

    • MonkeyMadness

      The dude in the overalls and sunglasses? Don't worry, he'll find you.

  • loso


    Confederate flag with Obamas face on it?

    at a redneck gathering?

    i guess the MSM got it wrong

    • Rick

      Poor taste knows no boundaries and can be found in all classes.

    • Fasteddy14

      Who says they don't get irony?

    • IJL

      i thought that too but it doesn't make sense, so then i thought it was just richard nixon… maybe?

    • Anon

      Probably just a reminder to them that if the ancestors they "honor" with that flag had their way, Obama would be someone's property right now. And that's the way they'd want it.

      White trash

    • TUY

      Obama's fighting to keep their welfare and "disability" checks flowing. They'd better be showing the President some respect. Oh yeah, the racism thing. Isn't it ironic.

  • http://www.gfys.org/ middlefinger

    Paula has a dick ,your mom told me.

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