Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • Bud Lee

    #36 … been looking forward to it all week 🙂

    • COCO

      I may be the odd one out but i been looking forward for non-unnaked women this week.

      • dub

        Yes for naked women. Good call, COCO.

    • Urban

      #32 When you see it…

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        You'll shit dicks?

        – the one you love to hate

    • Sarcasm

      Thanks for sharing that. I usually don't care about Sexy Chivers, just like everyone else here, but now that you've reposted that photo and reminded us, I am sure we will all look forward to it, too.

    • Lotus

      You know its a bad post when the first positive comment is looking forward to a different post. Please, have a better selection in future DARs.

  • John T.

    fuck you paula

    • Rac88

      I concur…FUCK YOU PAULA

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Right. So it's a threesome then?

        – the one you love to hate

        • Matthew

          foursome, fuck you Paula

          • Red

            Yeah, fuck off Paula you shitstain.

            • Phil

              yes paula fuck you

    • Martin

      This is a right royal fuckfest. I still don't understand why!!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Hi minions! I've been getting questions about my record-breaking negative IntenseDebate score. I'll explain it, just once.
    It's because I'm a genius that's ahead of her time. ALL geniusses ahead of their time were ridiculed and structurally disagreed with before they were recognized as the valuable assets to humanity they really are.
    Get it now?
    Now go back to whatever it was you were supposed to be doing but aren't doing because you're Chiving again.

    – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • sheoncebelieved

      Kind of like George Bush? and in the opposite direction kind of like Obama?

      • truth

        Well said "sheoncebelieved"

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        George Bush a genius? That's a first… Not in this century, or the next.

        – the one you love to hate

      • shebelievedanything

        Yea thanks Bush for the broken economy, free falling of jobs, wars, and massive debt. You are an idiot.

        • That Won't Work

          I think you mean "Yea thanks Clinton…"

          • http://twitter.com/YWordArmy @YWordArmy

            In only SIX of the past TWENTY years the US has run a primary fiscal surplus (taking in more money than it spends) – 4 of 6 were under Clinton. Clinton did start us moving in the direction of financial deregulation, but, for the most part, the guy was a straight up pimp as far as economic policy…

            • Bigdog-77

              Clinton fought tooth and nail against the "contract with America" from a conservative congress that yeilded those positive years. Today is what just 2 years of an all Liberal Congress and president reaps.

        • shaka

          I was under the impression that Obama was the POTUS while all of these things are happening…

      • Fred

        Yo Hardy har har it be the mother 'effin DAR
        Tha Place we Chives all go to hunt…
        We FAP to FLBP, comment to peeps we'll neva see
        And see sum damn fine asses and some kunts.

        BTW sheoncebelieved – you got sum naked pics to share with us chives?

    • JROC

      paula has a mangina

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1654449324 Ryan Smith

      …you are one hot fucking troll Paula

      • jdb

        is there a pic of her or something?

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


          – the one you love to hate

          • That Won't Work

            That's just a pic of LG's arm….

    • COCO

      Hey, when will we be able to see your real face without photoshop or make up.

    • davidM

      As much as I have tried to dislike you, you are really starting to grow on me. Almost a sic addiction.

      • colin

        more like foot fungus

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=545403343 Ryan White

      Einstein was appreciated in, and beyond his time

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Exception that proves the rule of course.

        – the one you love to hate

        • dub

          This makes no sense. It never has.

    • Question

      Your score has gone up in the last week, from -135 to -124. Clearly, you are fucking failing miserably at being a troll.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        That's just IntenseDebate fucking with me. My ratings are still mostly negative, but for some reason they increase the score slowly. Maybe they slowly realise I'm right.
        Anyway thanks for keeping up with my scores dear!

        – the one you love to hate

        • Yawn

          At this rate, you'll have a positiver rating than equalizermax, but will still not be even remotely as annoying.

    • DerJöe

      u must be kidding!!!11 all geniusses were ridiculed?! c mon Paula. How about aristotle, linus pauling, marie curie. of course u have never heard of them.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Finally, it took 19 minutes for someone to bring that up… Just goes to show you how uneducated the average Chiver is.

        – but with 80% american visitors, what can one expect…

        • HipsDerJöe

          Preach on Paula, you twat!

        • SoggyBottomBoy

          Shit!!! I'm bonifide muther fucker because I'm a Dapper Dan Man!

        • DerJöe

          I wouldn't say that the most of the Chivers are uneducated, just because they don't reply to ur comments immediately

      • HipsDerJöe

        * but you've probably never heard of them.

      • Dead Embryonic Cells

        That's just what they tell low achievers to make them feel better. We all now IRL the majority of geniuses were always recognised as such, form the guy who discovered fire onwards

        • White Bernie Mac

          I am a genius, but God makes other people think I am stupid because he doesn't want them to know I am smarter than him. Fucking God, I'll get you one of these days you sumomabitch.

    • Shawn

      You have an amazing lack of a life.

      • AgreeWithShawn

        I think this is really it, Shawn. There's a depth of self-loathing going on that is disturbing. Or it's a psychology experiment, by someone getting a PhD.

        There's just no other way to explain someone who is so desperate for human attention, that glorying in negative feedback is better than being alone and ignored. Like a 600-pound circus freak who likes being laughed at. At least it's a life, and this poster collects thumbs-down with glee.

        Paula is not the one I love to hate. I'm just repulsed by her, and she has my pity.. I simply can't imagine how depressing that life must be. Unless, as I said, we're all being scammed, and some Psych major is racking up serious research at our expense.

        Otherwise, I just think Paula's the turd in the punchbowl who ruins it for everyone else.

        My apologies if I've offended anyone (at least, anyone who has the ability to be offended). Not trying to start a fight. And I know this won't change anything.

        • Umadbro

          Y so serious?

          • AgreeWithShawn.

            Ha, you're right. I was. It looks silly even as I re-read it.

            It's just that she dominates Every. Single. Post. Like a car alarm that no one turns off.

            So I vented. Too much, and WAY too serious.

            • Chive Tips

              You must be new. Paula is a dude, he works for the Chive. Most people either ignore him. Nothing to get bent out of shape about. That said, welcome.

              • AgreeWithShawn/Duped

                Oh, wow, I'm changing my name to Duped.

                Thanks to all for not raking me for the goofy diatribe. You all could really have blistered me if you had wanted to.

                Next time, I'll ask directions before driving around in a new town.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          New here? It's OK, most people don't get me, either at first or at all. You're too narrow minded right meow.

          – the one you'll understand one of these days

    • robertbatman

      Kiss my ass

    • paula's man


    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1559343576 Krysta Lee

      For some morbid reason I have yet to establish, Paula amuses me. I look forward to her comments as much as I look forward to looking at the actual galleries. Troll and Chive On Paula. ❤

      • Akbar

        Cool story sis.

      • Sean

        Maybe it's because you look alike?

      • Pollster

        Suck on my poll.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        You'll find the reason… dig deep within yourself…

        …No not there!!, in a SPIRITUAL way!!

        – the one you love to hate

        • Pollster

          God damn it, Paula, fix my poll! How can I troll in multiple choice if the damn polls don't show up?

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Take it up with IntenseDebate! I only work at the Chive.

            – not that they know about that…

            • Pollster

              GOCHA BITCH!

            • That Won't Work

              Called IntenseDebate, they told me to talk to John, who told me to talk to LG. She's busy, so you're next in line.

              • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                Yeah and since she's busy with me you're out of luck right meow.

                – Chiving during sex; the 2 most enjoyable hobbies combined

            • The Chive

              You're fired

    • Johnny Sixarms

      Shut the fuck up, you stupid whore. I don't even read your pointless bullshit, I just know you're a fucking dumb ass bitch.

      • colin

        take it easy, pace your aggression. you'll have coronary at this rate.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=545403343 Ryan White

          Have a coronary? We all have "coronaries." I think you forgot the noun that this adjective is supposed to support

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        So… If you don't read what I write, did you hear about me on the news?
        How did you form your opinion about me then? Or do you not have an opinion yourself, but someone told you I'm a fucking dumb ass bitch, and you just copied that opinion without forming one yourself? Or doing some investigating first? Is that really what you are?
        Please reply though, my paper is due in.

        – the one you love to hate

    • CSaphire

      I dont get it

    • noa

      so tat's not just you telling you just tellin urself not to b a genis.

  • Brother Maynard

    #44 > #29

    • draco

      both are great bc you cant see her doofy face… to each his own but im not a fan

      • PieceofMind

        How come the above two comments are identical, but have received different numbers of thumbs?

    • Darkside

      She skinny as hell…I pass. One healthy ethnic chick will trump just about ALL the lame ass YT girls yall post in here.

    • dance forrest dance

      oh she's sexy alright, just don't want my girls looking manlier than me

    • its_forge

      I dunno, the way this woman stands and moves says to me she doesn't have any real experience with actually being sexy, she just goes with the fact that she looks good in underwear and expects that to cover it. That isn't all there is to being a sexy woman. Also, I agree with some others here that she really doesn't have much of a figure and her face isn't really all that. In addition!! LOL, I really do kind of prefer the women I'm attracted to, to have more intellect online than say your average bar of soap. Thus the reason Beckinsale is one of the hottest women on Earth – she isn't a fucking idiot.

  • tralfaz

    #18 Say hullo to my little frien!

    • Capt Obvious

      An say goodbye to your lil ear.

  • goForth


    3.5 minutes at Low. Remove plastic film and cook on High for 45 seconds.

    Contents may be hot!

    • colin

      poke holes to vent

  • Brother Maynard

    #10 Jabba the Hut's black cousin.

    • JGBallard

      Jabblack the Hut??

      • Brother Maynard

        Well played sir.

        • just the facts

          racist dick

    • Mr_Rob

      Jabba the black?

    • Question

      Blacka the Hut

    • dub

      Bubba the Hut?

    • matt

      why was this picture on the cover of the army times?

    • Darkside

      LeRoy….get your big ass out the kids pool!

  • sheoncebelieved

    #12 is that Octamom?
    #32 chicks w/ Dicks are Hot

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      #12 sick americans…

      – the one you love to hate

    • sarcasm

      It looks like the weird guy who did those Selena Gomez videos on Tosh.0)\

    • Truth

      That's just an average Republican, protecting his daughter from abortions and black men.

      • RiHugh

        I think he is shooting at the tiger that mauled his wife's stomach.

    • dfgdfs

      oooooh, i did not even notice a penis in that picture, lol.

      • dfgdfs

        i realize it's the chick behind her's knee, but still, didn't even see it

  • zdrake13

    #19 i love my state

    • Jimbo

      that's not sloopy in the casket, sloopy would have held on

      • http://www.facebook.com/CashMoneyMoore Joseph Moore

        That….was very funny

    • dub

      Is that supposed to spell something? Third one to the right is an i?

      • Vagina Jones


    • katdub

      O- H!!

      • http://www.facebook.com/CashMoneyMoore Joseph Moore


    • NothingToSeeHere

      haha a metaphor for the upcoming season…

    • Darkside

      Its what he wouldve wanted….

    • Bluto

      Your state = rigormortis?

    • Ohio State Sucks

      Tressel and Prior have taken all the dignity you pretended to have.

      • zdrake13

        no one said i was an ohio state fan. i just love the state i was born and raised.

  • HotRod

    #15 Sooo good.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Norma Stitz. Worth googling.

      – the one you love to hate

      • Rocks Off

        Not Norma Stitz, fuck tard.

        • Tits

          You really don't get it do you? /facepalm

      • Chivers are Dumb

        It's actually her sister, Enorma Stitz

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Pedobear approves.

    • Shawn

      gotta love skins`!

    • Nick

      it's Kayla Scodelario AKA Effy from Skins

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

        UK Skins, not MTV Skins

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1263181685 Ross Kalmbach

          I don't think you are allowed to mention the two anywhere near each other.

  • Anthony

    #9 You got your t-shirt then felt like you listened to Mars Volta?

    • HAHSO

      his career is over, he just lost a lot of weight.
      the only reason he was funny was because he was FAT.

      • PANCHO

        it funny cause he's fat!!!! and yes got mine too stoked

    • mac

      I got mine today- and feel the same way….

  • trent

    #49 ftw

    • COCO

      She needs to get fine or arrested for public nudity.

      • dub

        She's plenty fine.

      • IronEagle119

        COCO, go away! You are like Paula, except you aren't funny.

        • benbobbins

          Which means she's exactly like Paula.

        • Glen Danzig

          i actually think COCO's funnier.

    • Master_Rahl

      The end… indeed

    • Jimbo

      I love San Fran

    • DWD

      Those series of pictures were like she was reading my mind.

    • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      i saw that picture and did this #9

    • KyleGamgee


    • http://www.facebook.com/wthomas.kimberly W Thomas Kimberly

      did not expect THAT,,butt nice

    • jdos776

      HD please

    • will

      i would call the scenic

    • colin

      dear god yes! ftw

    • JGDouchy Detroller

      Yummy Scrummy !!

    • jordan

      oh….my…..god…..That is hot!

  • LIJay


    • HAHSO

      UP YOURS

      • LIJay

        On your knees and blow me, chump.

        • HAHSO


  • jjj

    It is simple, we kill the Batman!


    • RamRod

      Is this scene from "The Black Knight Rises?"

    • scott

      I watched this idiot live. The event took place in Costa Rica around xmas. Not only does he look like an idiot and was running around a ring with a bunch of other morons tripping over each other while half a dozen bulls tried to gore them, it was about 85 degrees.

      • https://www.facebook.com/bobyae86 Boby Morera

        i'm from costa rica and actually that is a tradition that takes place all around the country, it's like saying that the thousands of people that run from the bulls in pamplona are morons… or like saying that the rednecks are morons because they enjoy crashing cars on purpose on demolition derbys… i've done it and it's really fun, maybe you should try it someday

  • disturbed

    #15 Pedobear says don't forget to chew before you swallow!

    • http://twitter.com/DanBoeVen @DanBoeVen

      She was 18 when that was made, 19 or 20 now.

      • Chris

        This is from Skins. She was in skins when she was between the ages of 14-18. So either way you look at it, there's a 3/4 chance that you are all perverts.

        • its_forge

          Actually, just looking at a fully clothed person no matter what they're doing is perfectly legal and doesn't make anyone a pervert. You see, perversion is inside the mind. I look at this and I see a young lady who is up to naughty antics, but I'm not thinking "sure hon, let me get over there and we'll" anything, because you see, I am not a pervert. If you look at pictures of young women with their clothes on and think of nothing but having sexual intercourse with them, then that is your problem and you should probably keep it to yourself.

    • Mart37

      Shes actually 19, names Kaya Scodelario.

    • jdb

      No sir, no chewing aloud.

      • disturbed

        That's how I know I'm fertile. She has to chew before she swallows.

        • JessicaB

          Or you have a horrible STD…..

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=13739806 Zach Lightner

      What is this from?

      • Jeff

        Skins UK

  • NebraskaGuy

    #2 Ohhh Yeaaahhhh!

    • HAHSO


  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=589047656 Kyle White

    #49 Dat ass. Find her. 😀

    • yuri

      start in san francisco

    • anon

      she's in San Francisco… Marina District…

      • Rick

        I wonder what city that is

        • Derrrrrrrrr

          San Francisco.

    • jordan

      San Francisco: Meaning a whales vagin. Oh wait, that san diego

  • JROC

    #12 fuck off

    • M.Loaf

      Meanwhile, at the Tea Party convention…

  • fgg

    #15 thats hot who is that

    • VampJenn

      Kaya Scodelario. she's from a british Tv show called Skins.

    • Brandon

      Kaya Scodelario

    • YourDad

      A twelve year old, thats who that is.

      • Mart37

        Shes actually 19

        • Casper

          Sign me up!

        • Jim

          Now she is. not when she was in the first seriess of skins, doing this

        • Uncle Jim

          She was in Skins between the ages of 14-18. Skins is for teenagers to perve over. Not you.

      • its_forge

        And if the person asking is thirteen, what the hell is it to you, Mr. Busybody?

    • atm

      Kaya Scodelario aka Effy Stonem from Skins

  • oX_Animal_Xo

    #20… AMEN!

    • Ampleforth

      I am forced to reconsider my atheism in light of this compelling evidence of intelligent design.

    • Mike

      what about sausage? I love eating sausage…..and I'm a guy…..so, is that a good design, too?

      • just the facts

        No, that just makes you gay

    • MacNCheesePro

      I want two tacos. I'll bring the hot sauce!

    • Glen Danzig

      no, he intended for man not to eat pussy because it coincides with higher incidences of throat-cancer. soooo..there's that….

      • its_forge

        I beg your fucking pardon, cite please?

  • http://www.facebook.com/seantholden Sean Holden

    #49 great end! Hahah

    • MacNCheesePro


  • equalizermax

    YAY! DAR!

    • I am Disappoint

      I wish it were a YAY. This was one boring DAR.

      #28 WTF is this? Really? This makes the DAR?

  • ssstoopid

    #49 That's a strange place to have to pop a squat…

    • Bill

      Pinch a loaf, cup a squat, or taking the browns to the Superbowl.

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        Dropping the kids off at the pool,hanging a rope

        • Zzzzzzz

          Freeing willy?

          • Lokobo

            That's masturbating, dummy.

  • Dan

    #13 I don't know who has the worst expression.

    • derp

      Seriously, you took up a first page slot with that? Practice your game around page 3 for a while.

      • LOLTroll

        "Practice your game around page 3 for a while." – Priceless.



    • Brother Maynard

      In line to lick my balls maybe.

      • BLOW ME

        Blow me bro maynard

        • Brother Maynard

          When you stop being a dip shit I will.

          • BLOW ME

            that's how i know you're gay

            • chiver

              Game, set and match to mr. Blow me

    • Mr_Rob

      That's a really good way to fail…

      • BLOW ME

        It's all about success

    • Yawn

      Pretty much terrible, boring comments – the entire first page. Par for the course, Chivers. Yawn. Your comments are so lame today, I don't even feel like trolling you.

      • Yawn

        And oh yeah, the DAR was boring today, too. Better luck tomorrow.

        • Dead Embryonic Cells

          if anyone gave two shits about your opinion maybe it would matter

          • BLOW ME

            He is right about the DAR sucking though… just a fact

            • RamRod

              Yeah, I am going to agree

      • derp

        Unfortunately agree. I was looking for good banter. I've come to expect more from the first page.

        • just the facts

          My theory – the worse the posts, the greater the frustration and the more the trolls come out. Chive has been sucking lately…. ergo more troll, good commentors stay away, chivettes stay away…

          solution: chive must step up its game again

          • White Bernie Mac

            Correction: more troll = much more lively, fun discussion. Stupid comments = no trolling, like today, which makes this all very dull.

            • 2PAC

              Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside while still alive. Never surrender.

              • Emo

                Emo 2Pac?

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