Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • Kwilliams5000

    #8 I've never agreed more

    • ROK247

      those things work a lot better with an air hose attached.

      • ???

        That's…. what she said?

      • Johnny Two Toes

        Unless they're the battery powered type.

    • Guest

      Used to be the best day of the week…..come on Leo…..bring them back…..PLEASE!!!

    • Startroop

      #8 YES!!!!

    • mal5305

      go Dawgs.

  • Brother Maynard

    #44 Winner!

    • thepikeypio

      I saw this and immediately thought of sir mix a lot's- baby got back.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1614787092 Nicholas Pompilio Paz

      good sir, i second that motion!

    • Nardo

      That is a PERFECT ass,

      • P90

        True, perfection.

    • Brosophat

      I would tongue punch her fart box all day !

    • therapist_for_500

      This is what dreams are made of.

    • Silentrob

      I want to see the face, but Im afraid your going to fuck it up like #9.

      • GI Joe

        I thought it was a gif and watched it for 20 minutes….not really a waste of time though…:)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1211787995 Keith Piscitelli

    #23 just plain awesome…

    • thepikeypio

      wtf mate?

      • keithp420

        What's Australian for kangaroo suicide?

        • ???

          Fosters?

    • ROK247

      that roo shoulda watched shark week. cuz he's dead now.

    • http://www.gfys.org/ truth teller

      Thats Dylan and she is completely naked in this one. Demand a Gif chivers !

      • b-ry

        lol

    • The_Dood

      Screw you guys, I'm goin' home…

      • Bluto

        Screw you guys, I'm taking my Australian rules football and goin' home… *fixed

    • equalizermax

      His taking a trip to New Zealand

      • Chive The Fuck On

        He saw that equalizermax wrote another comment on the Chive

    • Birdhaus32

      Not a single fuck was given. DEUCES!

    • Squiggy

      So long and thanks for all the fish?

      • Goooooooooogle

        Hey, you figured out the most annoying and overused line (like literally daily) on this site. Congratulations, you win herpes from Paula.

        • Lenny

          I am pretty sure the line is only used when a picture of dolphins shows up. Hence the irony of the comment when applied to a kangaroo. I shouldn't have to explain this to you.

          • Lenyn

            Actually, the line is used pretty much every day on anything even remotely related to fish or water, thus isn't really ironic, or funny, in this case, or any other for that matter – at this point.

    • SHOON

      The Christopher Columbus of the animal kingdom!

      • A killer whale

        Respect for the Kangaroo.

    • Chesty Laroo

      Kangaroo swimming in the ocean, don't even think of having an argument.

    • bleh

      wow, these pics is easily from 4 years ago

    • Event Horizon

      Yep, that's a kangaroo.

    • zaldiboy

      seagaroo!!!

  • JAPIV

    #15 I hate you

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=589047656 Kyle White

      If that were a PBR, it would be hipster-overload.

      • https://www.facebook.com/bfcknrzl Brad Stevens

        Maybe even worse…looks like an obscure root beer.

        • Napoleon C4

          Its called Samuel Adams Wheat

          • Question

            So it IS an obscure root beer?

    • RML

      It's Schlitz …

    • josh

      I agree….i want to punch him!

    • jordan

      laughed my ass off when i saw this. one of my best friends! (not actually a hipster, he's mocking it)

      • Hipsatire

        Mocking hipsters is one of the most hipster things to do, it's so underground, but you've probably never heard of it.

    • Event Horizon

      #16

  • todd

    #42, still not as gay as Twilight, but it's your closest try yet…

    • jred

      Must be Burt Reynolds or somethin.

    • ???

      Hipster & Douchebag? = Error, error, errrrrooooooooooor.

    • Robert Plant

      ANOTHER twilight mention by a chiver. faggot.

  • Beano

    Remember the cover for Poison's first album? Yeah, Bret Michaels #22 invented the duckface.

    • ???

      Not Bret Michaels.

      • crowebar360

        I think he's from Cyanide – a loving tribute to Poison.

      • #387

        Agree…Not Bret Michaels, but just to be sure shove some sweet tarts in his mouth and see if he goes into a coma!

      • heh

        probably still a wig though

    • The_Dood

      Just one more reason to hate that talentless prick.

    • HSomething

      I am pretty sure that the invention of the "duck face" goes to Mick Jager.

    • nate

      A sensible debate can ensue about the originator of the duckface- I prefer to think of Paul Stanley as the original duckfacer, but I see someone else mentioned Jagger. I know Jagger came first, but Stanley's duckface is much betterworse.

  • nick k

    #34 nothing better

    • menace

      Than being shat on?

    • ???

      At least you can't say that bird never gave a shit.

    • ???

      Behind every beautiful women there's a bird shitting on her shoulder.

    • Accident

      Saw her smile and shat himself? I can relate.

    • Larry

      Post a pic of you "retaliating".

    • equalizermax

      Are you sure that's shit?

      • Sugarbear

        Sure as shit.

    • DirtyArmySpecialist

      that bird has game…

    • Ha.Ha.

      Yeah, keep lying about it Erin. You know that my thing is busting nuts on shoulders, so if you were going to be ashamed by it, why did you even let me do it?

    • austin16

      The end should say so i shat on her.

  • crothell

    #13…Ashley?

    • bbqboobs

      Recognizing a sexy chiver as someone you actually know? That would be epic.

      • ilovethechive

        especially if she has an ass like that….MOAR!

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=32101750 Marc D'Annunzio

          agreed!

      • ???

        Recognizing a picture of your girlfriend half naked in a bathroom, but you aren't the one who took the picture: Priceless.

        • http://twitter.com/YWordArmy @YWordArmy

          Rick?

          • ???

            Wow… really? Who the hell is RICK?????

    • sarcasm

      post facebook

    • Bdrizzle

      Unless its your daughter – On a side note, i did find one of my friends on Sexy Chivettes one week and it was just as awesome as I had hoped it would be!

      • Crypt Keeper

        Ghoul story bro.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1304395240 Jeremy Eskind

      Good Gawd!

    • OhSomeEvil

      id pound it… twice.

  • BaJezzus

    #38 that's fucking brilliant. I must play that!!!

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      Do want!

  • NEMSSN4CER

    #49, WOW!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Image search her; Norma Stitz. You won't forget it.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • United States of ME

        your joke was old the first time

      • Mister H.

        u r a fuckin' idiot…again, and always.

    • Darkside

      Thats a good friend of mine. She's hot. Names Tonya Tardiff. I gotta tell her she was on TheChive.

  • sarcasm

    #14 "if you can't duct it, fuck it"

    • The_Dood

      If it can't be glued, it's screwed.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Nothing to see here, move along and go back to whatever it was you were supposed to be doing but aren't doing because you're Chiving again.

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • sheoncebelieved

      I actually agree with you Paula….not a very exciting DAR, Chive must be distracted today

      • kim

        must be hungover from chicago meet up

    • SkyVader

      It's the enormous amount of reposts lately. Even on the same day. Maybe they lost Reddit's address.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        It's John… The stunning amount of time and Kleenex he spends on the "SC selection process" has begun affecting his brain.
        Oh and if you see him at the meetup, do NOT shake his hand. He'll unintentionally break every single one of your fingers.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

        • Spidergoat

          It's "begun to affect" not "begun to affect btw

  • http://www.gfys.org/ obvious

    #11 There are whores among us

    • Dick_Hammer

      Douche

    • Kwilliams5000

      There are sad lonely virgins who troll sexy chivers among us

      • Hand of Fate

        You've pegged him.

    • Hand of Fate

      More like there are d-bags among us, in your case.

      • http://www.gfys.org/ truth

        Aaah the chive fanboy army ,keep sucking thechives dick.

        • TheBoris

          Must be mad because he is a hipster.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Give it up already; the army of Chive fanboys is way larger than all sorts of you shitheads combined.

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
          — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

          • Gibbie

            Paula has too much time on her hands.

        • Bluto

          Kind of how all you trolls keep suckin' each other's dick?

      • truth

        Hand of jerk (off)?

        • Hand of Fate

          Terribly clever. If you're going to troll, at least be creative with it man!

          • -> ( . ) ( . ) <-

            Your "wife" says "hi." She'll be home soon.

            • Hand of Fate

              Nonsense, she's already here, on my trophy case, remember? lol.

              Better try though!

              • T-r-o-p-h-y

                Might be in your trophy case at night, but she's definitely on my trophy! 8======>

                • Hand of Fate

                  lol, something tells me your "trophy" is getting absolutely zero action.

                  That's probably why you have it out for the Chivettes.

    • thepikeypio

      Hey the place i work actually prints those maps. At least there good for something.

  • DALESQ

    #8..with a quickness por favor…

  • FoCoLivin

    #13 is the sexiest woman I've ever seen.

    • thepikeypio

      Im sorry.

      • The_Dood

        Deeply

    • http://www.gfys.org/ yu suk

      Get a life.

    • truth

      look around more

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Leave. The. Basement. For realsies.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • ???

        For realsies?

    • Hand of Fate

      It's a good picture, but you can't see her face, her hair, her obscured front, or most of her lower half…

      Still a nice shot though like I said, and I'm sure the rest of her is probably equally as good, I just don't see how you can claim a half-obscured girl is the sexiest you've ever seen!

      • Observation

        If you can claim that your "wife" is a model at Miami Fashion Week, and submit "her" photos, why can't he claim this girl to be the sexiest he's ever seen? To everyone their own dreams and fantasies.

        • Hand of Fate

          Oh "he" can surely "claim" it, it just doesn't "make" much "sense."

    • just sayin'

      go to brasil !

  • Uncle Jimbo

    #7 That is Sexy!!!…………………..I Kid!

    • http://www.gfys.org/ honest

      The virgin chivers are so desperate they will even do her.

    • pdiddily420

      So she had a pussy in her pussy?!? Pusception?

    • I like how

      I love how damn near anything passed for "kidding" or a "joke" now-a-days.

    • Average Chiver

      Fuck yeah! Thanks, John. REAL women amirite?

  • pablo_v

    #4
    do you think you could learn to love me?
    -Old Greg

    • JROC

      haha i'mmmm old greg

    • thepikeypio

      this is as close as you can get to baileys without gettin your eyes wet.

    • Ateka

      She's mine!

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=649151517 Neil Kay

      has she got a mangina?!

      • CaptainInsano

        you've seen my downstairs mixup

        • asdfasdfafds

          I'm a scaley manfish!

    • Sappercrg

      ever go to a party where everyone wee's on each other?

    • pablo_v




      gotta love this one too

    • Patches

      Do they teach it in Grade 9? Looks like that's where she will be come Sept. Pedobear approves.

    • http://twitter.com/dalton_matt @dalton_matt
    • Catfish

      Would you like to drink some Bailey's out of a shoe?

    • Felipe

      Sin duda.

  • Bryan_W

    #38 WANT.

  • Hand of Fate

    #6 Nicely played!

    • truth

      nice tits

    • Hovercraft

      Hover foam hand?

  • http://gypsy-whisperer.tumblr.com Bella

    #43
    And we applaud you for that.

    • shaka

      Total Geek…. "this one time at band camp, I wrote Chive on my are, and it stayed there all day, it was soo cool…"

      • shaka

        *arm.

        • Mister H.

          funny though…

      • http://gypsy-whisperer.tumblr.com Bella

        Nothing wrong with being a geek. Chicks dig them. And I'm a chick. I'd know.

        • funtclaps

          girls dont really like geeks. yall just say that so people wont realize what vapid cunts you actually are.

          • vlad

            said the douche

          • http://thechive.com/ Turduckenn

            the truth is fucking hilarious

          • Mystykk Mysterio

            You'd be surprised. For some odd reason, chicks digs the drumline guys. lol ๐Ÿ˜‰

          • http://gypsy-whisperer.tumblr.com Bella

            Nah, I prefer the geeks. I'm a bit of a nerd myself, and I admire having an intelligent conversation with a guy, and geeks usually aren't douchey as you are.

            • somedoood

              Meh. I'm a total geek. lol. I'm only a douche if you mess with me. But, proud to be a band geek every day ๐Ÿ˜€

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      Haha looks like me in High School Drum Corps in the 80's same hair,same glasses.God I was a dork!

      • Mystykk Mysterio

        Did you actually march drum corps or just marching band?

        • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

          Yeah,Drum corps. Madison high school,San Diego. 1980-81. It was a lot of fun.

          • TheTeto

            So not really drum corps, just marching band. If you had marched corps in Cali in the '80's, you probably would have been getting all gakked out with the Blue Devils.

            • yummm

              Well,We weren't on that level.We were a high school DrumCorps.Affiliated with the marching band,but also went to drum corp competitions without the band.Although the details are fuzzy (I did a LOT of drugs between then and now)We definitely won in our class many times and brought home some big ass trophies.

    • trent

      sweet nips bro

      • Sugarbear

        CAN YOU MILK ME, GREG?

    • TiminPhx

      And here I was, thinking Parris Island was tough.

  • sheoncebelieved

    #49 that's my sister

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      You misspelled "my new avatar".

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • ilovethechive

        You actually got me to chuckle on that one Paulina

        • Didn't Fit Name

          Ilovewhenyou'renotonthechiveanymore

    • Ezee

      Yay incest! ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Some Guy

      moar pics of your sister please.

    • thepikeypio

      for reals?

      • ???

        For realsies.

    • laxcat36

      I actually believe it because its the first hottie you didn't say you wanted to bury your face in ๐Ÿ˜‰

      • Larry

        Although, there might be some significant money in dong just that…. Ever heard of the Porcelain Twins?

        • Larry

          Ha! Dong.

        • hipsterbgone

          haha good god we watch too much porn, cause I have… hahaha

    • #387

      Hey maybe you and your sister could help me out with one of my life goals……Whadya think?

      • Sugarbear

        No, she can't help you be smart or attractive.

    • The Internet

      Your sister is J-Woww? ๐Ÿ˜›

    • DrROBOTO

      Hi, Im your new best friend can i spend the nite?

    • cudaman

      Since I didn't see it in the comments….. How much for your seeester meeester?

  • Rick

    #49 good god, bring me anything else with her ever

    • Hypocracy

      Totally looks like the kind of girl the Chivers always say they're not into….

    • PubicJones

      Does she like fat guys with small dicks by any chance?

      • http://twitter.com/tonydeli7 @tonydeli7

        I guess.. If the wallet is also fat..

  • jasgat

    #12 definitely the kick

    • Chris

      This is also when having a dog comes in handy.

      • Kris

        Yeah, I'd rather have a dog handy or pick it up. I did that here in Arizona ONCE and got a big-ass scorpion for my trouble.

  • bbqboobs

    #11 #13 #4 #49 Yes!!!

    • Chive The Fuck On

      Hey, you took some photos from above and reposted them again here adding absolutely nothing of substance…. brilliant.

  • Brad

    #23 He had to piss…

    • http://www.gfys.org/ duke

      So Dylan decided to take a nice long swim.

      • That guy

        Duke FTW!

        • http://twitter.com/BrandonBudde @BrandonBudde

          You only go that far out if you have to go #2!

          • Brad

            I have friends who have pooped in the water…

            • #387

              There have only been a few times when I've pooped and it hasn't gone in the water!

        • Mac the Intern

          You're a douche, and way to comment on your own comment.

          • MKII

            FINISH HIM!

      • Robert Plant

        Duke FTW! what now Mac? you interning faggot.

    • http://www.facebook.com/richard.c.rice Richard Rice

      he must not know it's shark week, must be tough to be a marsupial if you're committing suicide

      • Mr_Clapp

        It's better then their normal suicide method of hopping straight through your windscreen.

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