Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)


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  • 39 is ugly

    #39 is really ugly and doesn't have a nice body at all. not thin. not busty. not attractive, she embarrassed herself!

    but thanks for making me laugh at the pic!

    • FlyingSpagMonst

      Has WAY TO Much time in the kitchen

    • Dickless

      i was just thinking the same thing about your mom – then I remembered how sad your dad must be – he has to deal with you AND your mom!

    • http://www.spachethespatula.com/ Rachael

      What the hell, man? Is that really necessary? Do you feel better now that you've posted this?

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        It's no doubt a fat chick who doesn't take care of herself, so she fault-finds on every chick hotter than her.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

      Do you know how I can tell you are gay?

      • http://www.facebook.com/pcribaudo Pete Ribaudo

        if stomach is bigger than tits, no dar for you!

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          The inverted version should be used for guys, but I won't name names, Pete.

      • Vanflank

        you thought his cock tasted like ass?

    • ParryforPlay

      Speak for yourself, pretty cute in my book.

      • The_Dood

        I'd hit it

        • Peter Parker

          oh dude I would rail that til Sunday…

        • boobiea Too Small

          her boobies are smaller than mine. And lets face it, she's 5 pounds from been chubby.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

            'Been'? Please tell me you don't think 'be-en' is 'being'.

    • Tommy

      No she's pretty hot. And seems awesome. You invariably suck.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000018963941 Tim Brown

      You kiddin me? Gorgeous in my opinion. Just cause she's not packin double d sweater kittens dosent make her completely unattractive. I'd marry that chick! Let's see what you climb into bed with at night…… Bet it's got a pair of testicals!_

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Trust me, he's married to his right hand.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • failagain

          Nope, to his left.
          The right does no wrong.
          Thank you.

        • Bill57

          he named it Paula

      • Peter Parker

        he only has 1 actually (and its made of rubber)

      • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

        I don't know man. She doesn't have any cleavage, but that's not always bad like you said. She does, however, have the bellybutton ring thing, a tattoo on her wrist, and a tattoo right down next to her bikini line. I'm not saying that every girl that looks like her, or even her for that matter, is a… less than reputable of character lady… but it doesn't set a good track for marriage material.

    • Red

      Uh, she's hot. You, on the other hand, are a shit stain.

      • OIEwhgr

        a thick torso with skimpy legs and no tits. yeah, that sounds real hot……..

        • Kenny

          You make a good point, but may I offer a rebuttal?

          Go fuck yourself.

          • T_Rip81

            HAHA Good One

    • Alex

      You're an idiot.

    • Anon

      Dude that girl is smoking hot.

    • Lucy fur

      She is very pretty.

    • Vanflank

      *generic comment insulting you for daring to have an opinion of someone who posted their picture on the internet for people to see*

    • Wrong!

      Top picture, not so hot and rightfully so being pepper sprayed and all. Bottom picture, I wouldn't say "hot" but she's DEFINITELY not ugly and I would not mind seeing MORE of her! She's normal and that's what this site's ALL about!! So #39, if you're out there reading this, kindly send in some more along the lines of the bottom picture!!

      • Kod1ak

        Agreed… Reminds me of my Coast Guard days too! Chive on #39

    • Matt

      She is a cutie in my book.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      Most chicks wouldn't have the balls to post a pic of themselves without full makeup and sexy clothes, and most men don't have the balls to be pepper-sprayed. She's radtacular in my book.

      • Librarian

        Your book sucks.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          shouldn't you STFU in the library?

      • http://gfys.org She's a Witch

        I've never asked this to anyone before butttttt……
        ARE YOU A WITCH

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          I weigh the same as a duck.

          • http://gfys.org She's a Witch

            Do you really belive in MAGIC.

            • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

              I don't Gather so.

              • http://gfys.org She's a Witch

                Do you really belive in SPELLS.

                • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

                  I really *believe* in spelling.

                  • http://gfys.org She's a Witch

                    Do you really believe in HOCUS POCUS.

                    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

                      Not sure if serious or trolling.

                    • http://gfys.org She's a Witch

                      Do you really believe in HOCUS POCUS
                      serious.

                  • award giver

                    Winner of the besi comment by HHNF.

      • lonin

        I was with you right up until radtacular. She is a definite hotty though.

        I don't get why you get all this static every time you post?

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          I forget to throw those little smelly dryer sheets in.
          Also because I'm whacked.

    • Kod1ak

      Bottom one is really cute actually, but tatoos dont match up which is kinda weird???

      • tcuchiver

        jsut noticed that but yes attractive…not sure why people have to post negatively about others….this world would be such a better place if we all lived by the rule if you don't have anything nice to say then don't say anything at all.

        • UTChiver

          Texans In Total Agreement.

        • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

          I agree with you she's attractive, not hot or ugly. Excellent point, so I think I'll shut up.

      • mick

        The bottom shot is in a mirror.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000018963941 Tim Brown

      Yeah, thats the crazy thing about normal pics and ones taken in mirrors. Can make things like tatoos look like they arent there……

    • Te-Kil-Ya

      Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Lotus

      Slow day with unremarkable DAR. At least this comment spiced things up a little.

    • Billy Blunts

      OK Here is the 100% truth And I know you will probably end up reading this. You are a very cute and sexy women . In the first pic you look like you would be no fun to go out with. In the second pic you seem to come off as more of a fun person to be around and seem to have a wild side to you, But just from the pictures you really look like a cold,mean,angry, hateful, crazy person. So if I saw you out, I would not bother trying to talk you..

      • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

        You are crazy. First complementing her on her looks, than bashing her on them? Pick a side and stick with it.

        • Billy Blunts

          Well then I must say that you/her looks like a crazy ass female with ALOT of head problems. You/her looks very inscure but thinks that she is awsome in her own little world when really all She/ you / her is is messed up in the head BIG TIME!!!!!!!! Her looks is what makes her Fin nuts in the head because she dosent look good but she thinks she does!!!! Theres the truth AGAIN

    • obviously true

      Definitely NOT hot ,thats a weird body. All the losers here going crazy defending her have never really been with a women so they fall in love with every random chic who posts a pic here.

      • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

        Yeah I was really confused by the other chivers on this one. Normally they'd pounce on a comment like this and agree. My theory is that the chicks got to it first, and they thumbs downed it a lot. Which may have influenced they guys going crazy defending her instead of not caring or agreeing.

    • Trollatc

      She is not Fat and is very cute.

    • PeterG

      She is not the same girl guys, in the secon pic she has a tattoo below her right hand, and in the first pic there's nothing

    • Francis

      Right wrist tatoo in bottom pic, but not in top pic. So I call BS on her actually being the person in the pepper spray pic.

      • Awesome sauce

        The bottom pic was taken in a mirror. Wrist tattoo is on the left wrist.

    • VIPCG

      HEY WHAT SERVICE U IN BY THE LOOK OF THE PERSON HELPING U I WANT TO SAY CG? RIGHT?

    • steve

      Enter text right here

    • Squooshy

      submit a pic of yourself- so we may ridicule you without mercy as well kind flabby sir.

    • http://www.facebook.com/theloudestchiselbreaking Cameron Caughtinapurseseine James

      I want to sage this comment.

    • Lawndart

      Nice troll!! 66 replies in 18 hours!

    • UncleScotty

      That's an understatement. I wouldn't be surprised if she were pepper sprayed AFTER she showed that photo to someone. Why did they post this God awful photo if they weren't expecting us to go off on it?

    • DanDaMan

      You're an idiot, what was the point of this post? Feel better about yourself by insulting other people?

      I think she's cute and very flirtable

    • Kyle

      And….the girl in the top pic is not the girl in the bottom pic…..tattoo on the right wrist give's you away!

    • its_forge

      Go get yourself pepper sprayed and then let's see YOUR ass in a tiny silver bikini on The Chive or STFU asshole.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1618490651 Matthew James Belt

    YAY

    • GerryAttrix

      GAY

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      FUCK TOO EARLY DAR!!!! I wasn't ready!!

      CHIVE I HAVE THE RIGHT TO KNOW! How did the couple take my winning suggestion for getting a free 'Keep calm' shirt? Still mad 'cause I won?

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

    • Dr_Zoidberrg

      #24 I love you… seriously

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002872661308 Ronnie Wilkins

      I just paid $22.87 for an iPad2-64GB and my girlfriend loves her Panasonic Lumix GF 1 Camera that we got for $38.76 there arriving tomorrow by UPS. I will never pay such expensive retail prices in stores again. Especially when I also sold a 40 inch LED TV to my boss for $675 which only cost me $62.81 to buy. Here is the website we use to get it all from, PennyOrder.com

  • 1st

    1st

    • guest 100

      Fail, fag.

    • Enon

      B B B BIRD BIRD BIRD, B B BIRD IS THE WORD…

      Repeat.

      #29

  • Andrew

    #24 lord have mercy

    • Kodos

      No mercy. More like "..thank you; may I have another.."

    • tOM

      #29 HOW I FEEL

    • insman

      leather seats? Nice.

    • Goochan B Anthony

      Tits of an angel!

      • ROK247

        isn't that a song?

    • Peter Parker

      Wasn't that just a nice surprise? Reading DAR…yes yes, some guy falling down, a random street sign and HELLLLLLO!

    • bob

      Huge tracts of land!

    • billshakes626

      FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

    • Brad

      MORE! PLZ!

    • TBBTFan

      Uncle Jesse?

  • FlyingSpagMonst

    #4

    Good… Now get that in the kitchen and get started on my sandwich.

    • PoppinFresh

      As long as she doesn't walk in front of the TV while the game is on.

    • Peter Parker

      u unorginal douche

    • Hich

      I'd hesitate to order her around…

    • http://twitter.com/ABQLifer @ABQLifer

      Wife of the year contestant

    • ranD

      anyone minding the gap? ya me neither….

    • Chesty Laroo

      Finally the definitive answer to whether fit chicks are hot or not.

  • AreJay

    Third

    • Darkside

      We really couldve done WITHOUT #39…. her body has NOTHING to offer.

      • Darkside

        AND she's not remotely attractive.

        -ed lover voice-
        C'mon CHIVE

  • Earth Population

    We hate gay people and fat women.

    • snowbird

      Think you meant *** I ATE A gay MAN and A fat woman

    • Enon

      Just fat women.

      • A killer whale

        I'm a killer whale and i respect people for who they are, regardless of sexual orientation or body weight. Killer whales are respectful and noble.

        • Regular Whale

          Also, they are terrible at commenting.

          • Whale Shit

            And whales take A BIG SHIT

            • fail

              As have you.

    • obviously true

      Going by the number of dislikes the op got it proves that this site if full of Gay chubby chasers.

      • Kris

        Dude, I lol'd at that.

      • hMMMM

        I think Chive should let us see just how many thumbs up and thumbs down a comment gets, not just the overall score. For instance, I thumbed this up and would like to know how many other did as well.

  • j_rizzo

    #1
    Sergio!

    • captain11

      Nope……..Kenny G

    • https://www.facebook.com/ilya.josefson Ilya Josefson

      Awesome!

    • Trollrantula

      George Michael. I'll never love again.

    • Event Horizon

      His wife doesn't like sax anymore.

  • Rocks Off

    #2 We're gonna need a bigger boat.

    • Trollranutla

      We're gonna need a bigger brain.

    • USB

      Gonna need a FASTER boat.

      • Boogie Johnson

        More like a FAPSTER boat.

    • The_Marc

      Man goes in the cage…cage goes in Salsa…Shark's in the Salsa…Our Shark.

      • hMMMM

        is it just me or did we just have an influx of WHACK commenters? There are some extremely dumb posts today.

  • JAPIV

    #44 Subtle isn't the word that I would use to describe you…

    • Twon

      that is awesome!

      • Twon

        from the lip to the waist is perfect I dont care if she has one eye!

    • The JK

      I'd say she passed with flying colors.

    • billshakes626

      I would love to bury my face in those.

    • Jbird

      I didn't even see the lip bite

    • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

      i' m a huge fan of the way they designed the neckline on that shirt

    • obviously true

      keep calm and whore on.

    • Jake

      she plays xbox hell yea =p

    • KyleGamgee

      The most important part of the subtle lip bite: cleavage.

      Nailed it.

    • Chesty Laroo

      The process of reading the caption went a little something like this: Trying out the subtle……………………………….because boobs………………………………………………..lip bite. Oh wow sexy lip bite/smile.

  • FlyingSpagMonst

    #36
    Nailed it.

    • The Guy

      2009 called and it's looking for its GIF..

  • Kodos

    #4
    Incomplete… no sandwich.
    #44
    You win.

    • Joe

      You make a good point, Kind Sir, about #4, but may I offer a rebuttal?

      Go fuck yourself with a cactus.

      Have a nice day.

  • jasgat

    #24 Sweet mother of God

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Image google Norma Stitz, you won't regret it.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • vhr1904

        Yes! If you want to see the real Paula, google Norma Sitz.

      • AmBush Steve

        Nice play on words Paula. Fitting for #24 though.

      • Cyberfunker

        Hey Paul(a) I bet you try to blow your own 3 inch weiner everymorning. Don't you?

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      She will be in the Pics of the Week post.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000598556543 Edward Manning

      another one of mine YW 🙂 I love when my stuff makes into the days randomness , I am going to send in an entire FLBP pdf from my myspace account this weekend as facebook already gets enough props and for good cause

      • hMMMM

        This pic was on here over a year ago. And no thanks on the myspace pictures. You're obviously new here.

  • Kod1ak

    #10 Nice Furkini

    • Pat Overton

      Nom Nom Nom Nom.

  • Rahm Emanuel

    #4 FYI…she's taking it to the kitchen…

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

    I like the one picture on the DAR because I like the DAR, I like all the pictures.

    • jasgat

      Does your mom know your on the computer?

      • Kris

        you're

  • HillBilly Bone

    My kind of woman….. #4

    • u r a fag

      Read the name.

  • http://www.douggoff.com Doug

    #32 I call bullshit!

    • That Guy

      way to go delta bravo on a great gif.

      • Vanflank

        shut up ass ho.

    • duh

      Says the guy who has never ever touched a female tit in his life.

    • davo

      her tits aren't big enough to be fake

      • Ha.Ha.

        retard. I know post-cancer patients with fake As.

  • Captlazarus

    #34 has the absolute right to keep them bear arms

    • greasdupdeafguy

      she also has the right to bear breasts. I think she should exercise that right

      • Spellchick

        "Bare"

  • http://www.facebook.com/clayton.culler Clayton Culler

    #48 Good for you

    • Anon

      Norcal is very lucky…….

    • https://www.facebook.com/PatrickBlair1 Patrick Blair

      i just want to live there

    • SlimtwigMJ

      Yay for NorCal love!

    • sarcasm

      Good weed, hot women (who arent stuck up like our SoCal counterparts)

    • duh

      whore on from ur corner

      • NotPaula

        If I ask where you're from and you say NorCal or SoCal, you're a stupid tool.

        • Johnny

          of course you would say that, you dont live in either place…they're like 2 completely different cultures and states…shouldnt be connected. so stop sounding like an idiot

    • hMMMM

      loving the indents left by the fingers…

  • Woof

    #10 – NOT the kind of bikini body I was looking for.

    • its_forge 107p

      He is hot.

  • http://www.spachethespatula.com/ Rachael

    #49 Donald Glover is just the best :]

    Loved him in Derrick Comedy!

    • http://www.facebook.com/pcribaudo Pete Ribaudo

      mystery team was better

      • http://www.spachethespatula.com/ Rachael

        I disagree. Have you *seen* the sketch entitled, "Jerry"?! Or better yet, "Daughters"?

      • shakeythemoyle

        The Mystery team movie was soooo incredibly stupido.0 I just find it hard that anyone could have liked that shit?!

    • dub

      I don't know who either of these guys are, but I find it funny that Donny Glover is a black kid.

      Anyone else?

      • That Guy

        wtf?

      • http://www.facebook.com/pcribaudo Pete Ribaudo

        I assumed his dad was danny glover since everyone in hollywood is related

        • http://gfys.org Misty Nelson

          Pete, it is your girlfriend Misty Nelson. I am so sick and tired of your racist shit that I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every time you go to the gym i have a black guy come and give it to me hard, and not only does he give it to me hard, but he gives it to me 3 times. Every time he is never soft, just hard and long. so maybe i can help you change your views in life. Anyway when you come home don't bother waking me because I'm worn out. I'll wake up tomorrow. Take care.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

            Bitch, his girl Misty is rad as hell and hilarious. Unlike you.

          • http://gfys.org Amanda Heck

            Dear Misty, I can't belive you're so brave to confess like that. It's you cousin Amanda Heck. I'm so sorry for what I'm about to tell you, but a while back I went to see you at your place but Pete told me you were asleep. While we were sitting there on the couch Pete started talking about my big lips, and how sexy my mouth looks. Well anyway one thing let to another and before you know it I had something in my mouth. I feel so bad because he finished inside,
            And I didn't want to do it, I didn't want to break your trust. I'm so sorry and I swear it will never happen again. sorry.

          • Pete Ribaudo

            lol thnx fat girls boyfriend. we enjoyed this.

    • That Guy

      http://www.iamdonald.com/ his blog. awesomeness ensues.

    • Da Brazilian

      You're looking at two of the best rappers in the game right now! Good friends with mack here in seattle

      • http://www.spachethespatula.com/ Rachael

        Hm he's in Seattle, eh? As am I, what a coincidence. If you guys want to be my friend that would be rad :]

      • kia

        mack is super chill and awesome, blowing up right now and that is an awesome photo

  • GerryAttrix

    #48 Needs a new hand job. blech Fingers are disgusting

    • HillBilly Bone

      If you're looking at this pic and worrying about fingers, I've got bad news for you…….

      • OIWeioe

        you're gonna ask him out on a date?

    • Farmer

      You're right! I guess I'll stop fapping now…jesus…would you LOOK at those nails.

    • greasdupdeafguy

      It sounds like YOU could use a hand job, not her

      • OEIvrr

        gee, come up with that one on your own?

    • Farmer

      And I'm not being sarcastic. Nail-biting is fucking gross.

    • its_forge

      Yeah I just love those $300 manicures you see on all the girls in porn. Nothing screams "diseased hooker with an oozing syphilitic gash" than two hands full of glue-on acrylic nails with fakeass French manicures painted on them. I'll take hands that look like they belong to a woman instead, thanks.

  • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

    Fell out of my chair at #20. #44 You're doing it right.

    • tadda

      get a life

  • _alex

    #19
    that's right!

    • The_Dood

      underage girl*
      You know he's pedobear without the costume on right? How else could he be some interesting?

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