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Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

August 24, 2011 | In: DAR, Random

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: Virginia/DC Earthquake 2011…. We will never forget the devastation.

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Matt

#34
yes please

ROK247

no need to fancy it up with the frilly stuff but i appreciate the effort
http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Norma Stitz, image search her!!

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

Paulaneedsalife

SHUT YOUR BUTT

2012

Her butt is forever open and #26 you better start building that Ark.

Chive Guevara

I've been trying, for like a month now, but all that comes up are pictures of your mom.

Chive Guevara

A little bit of Monica… in my life.
dub

Holy balls, where can I get my girlfriend a pair of these?

Growler

Hump DAR :]

Chive Guevara

There is so much wrong with this DAR, I don't even know where to start trolling.
Lotus

Is it just me or is the DAR starting to really blow nowadays?

It seems like there has to be at least 3 pictures dedicated to their damn t-shirts or lame slogan. Try focusing on something amusing and lay off the dumb reaction pics.

Googly Juggly

agree one hundred percent.

perry

#12
We'll pick up the pieces together

http://gfys.org Witch

I've FARTED and made the house shake harder than this
OSHA

Don't touch anything until FEMA tells you it's OK. It may be radioactive or structurally unsafe. DO NOT SIT IN THAT CHAIR.

Owen Smithers

That's the spirit! Do as you're told by your government. That's the way they like you to behave, slave!

Derp

I read this in Morgan Freemans' voice.

Owen Smithers

With a Benny Hill theme music bed.

Mike Apathy

Knock knock.

Who's There?

The 2011 VA Earthquake.

The 2011 VA Earthquake who?

You said you'd never forget.

-Mike Apathy
http://theoctopushamstring.com

jason

#23

so well hidden, all i can see is ass

Brother Maynard

by the size of her nasty-ass flipper feet, it must be Lauren Gentile. nasty ho.

Brother Maynard

I smell an impostor.

Brother Maynard

gee, name stealing. how original. go troll somewhere else.

Brother Maynard

Both of you can now fuck off- KayThanx

Brother Maynard

STOP STEALING MY NAME GUYS!! I MEAN IT!!!

Brother Maynard

I'd love to crawl up on that in a field!

Htisss

LG is fine, oh so fine. And as a reminder:

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-Lincoln

Brother Maynard

LG is quite fine.

Singed

The Original Brother Maynard

Trolliver

Nice trolling.

Brother Maynard

Thanks, but I'm not trolling. That would be the other Brother Maynard.

Brother Maynard

You sure?
Brother Maynard

Yes. It seems we may have an issue.

Brother Maynard

You may have issues, the rest of us are fine.

Brother Maynard

This is getting rediculous-

Brother Maynard

All of you can fuck off. Damn Trolls.
THIS IS MADNESS!!!

Aren't trolls the ones who say something to just be asses? I'm pretty sure the ass had thumbs up, and the guy being cool defending LG was getting thumbs downed… I just don't understand the world anymore…
Brother Maynard

Thanks brother!

Signed

The Original Brother Maynard

The one you love to hate Kisses!!

its_forge

Ya know, when something is closer to the camera, it looks larger. Unless it's your penis, nothing in the world could make that zit look any larger.

Chive Guevara

Hey, I like how you took the comment I posted 20 minutes ago and practically reposted it again now. You're getting how this Chive thing works.

its_forge

'Cuz that's never happened at all ever in the history of online conversation!!! Wow!!! = )

Googly Juggly

why were you looking at his penis. dirty old fuck.

Googly Juggly

(?)

ebits21

HUGE FEET!

polo

ha, took me a long to before i noticed the feet for some reason.

IEhew

because you were looking at her scrawny ass?

Chive Guevara

That's what happens when the camera is closer to the feet than the rest of her body. Can't tell if getting older or are kids fucking retarded these days?

http://gfys.org Retarded kid

kids are RETARDEDDDD

http://gfys.org Retarded kid

i open my potatoe chipss on the botumm side how comes nothing falls out.

Chive Guevara

Yoo ar mai hearo.

http://gfys.org Retarded kid

no hearo please i no likke sanwit ch. sup sup tank ju
kids are RETARDEDDDD

misty

i am 16 year old retarded kid and i don't think you are funny

THIS IS MADNESS!!!

Because you are a retarded kid. Don't feel bad though i fall into that caegory as well. Our generation is just stupid in general.

Semper

Nice prone!
Bollyver

You know what they say about the size of the feet, but the caption should be "never pass out on the floor if you are dating a sniper"

Big E

love early DAR!

Fire Sphere

"I make dough, but don't call me 'dough boy.'"

Fire Sphere

#39

Go fucking damn it. Now I'm the asshole I usually make fun of.

Fire Sphere

* God

Sigh.

SlimtwigMJ

Yay for early DAR! #49 Thanks for rounding out the day…no pun intended.

Dennis

Yar for early DAR! #42

zman

#7 Looks like someone is in for a good honeyMOON!!!!

Sooper Trooper

I know this was in the other hump day post but……FIND HER before this wedding. Or during…
Chive Guevara

Not married yet. Still a chance.
#387

Please do me a favor and re-take this photo four or five years after the wedding (***spoiler alert***) You wil have a hard time distinguishing between the tree trunk and her ass!
Nick

I'm fairly certain that this is a picture of Kim Kardashian's wedding dress.
Rocks Off

Yes, find her quick before she get's pregnant and her body is ruined forever.
Kidn

i see what you did there.

clever.

YOu

They forgot to mention he still sucks…
#16

vindi

YOu sir..are an id10t
Kaiser

who the hell is it
mark

i'm just assuming here, but prepare to get thumbed down to the 7th circle of hell
Titty Hillmister

agreed. same old generic pseudo-grunge/garage rock revival bullshit. over and over and over and over.

Mr. Big

Go listen to more Bieber, fag

Phil McKracken

He doesn't and never did suck but he could already play guitar and sing before his bandmate committed suicide

Micheal Scott

Kurt didn't commit suicide. And Dave could rock harder than anyone.

IEhew

tell that to Lemmy Kilmister.

Nesbit Faulkner

Well played, sir.

NothingToSeeHere

Seriously, its next to impossible not to respect Dave. His music may not be your cup of tea, but the man is legend.

Great Blue Heron

Still nothing compared to Cobain though.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1654449324 Ryan Smith

Cobain was and is absolutely better no question

The Mad Zak

Kurt Cobain sucked. I am sorry he killed himself, but he was nothing spectacular whatsoever. He was a mediocre musician who happened to be in the right place at the right time and reaped the benefits of being on the leading edge of the grunge movement. Because he died tragically people now want to equate him artistically to John Lennon as a song writer and Eddie Van Halen as a guitarist. It is ridiculous. He sucked and his music sucks.

Agent55

You sir are mad… oh wait, you knew that already.
The_Dood

Couldn't've said it better myself.

its_forge

It wasn't difficult to out-awesome Nirvana since they were very much a one-trick pony. If there had been any other albums each one would have sucked worse and worse until we'd be thinking of Kurt as just another Axl.

Juan Jung

for once, I absolutely 100% agree with forge.

Halfasandwich

The only problem with Forge's statement is that it's true of every famous musician on the fucking planet. There's always someone better or more talented that's how the world works. You're never as awesome you think you are and there's always someone better. Deal with it. Oh yeah, both bans were/ are fucking great! Why is there a competition?

joe

Whoa there fella………….
http://twitter.com/ABQLifer @ABQLifer

Today is hump day, not TROLL day….fuck off
Randy

You sir are the one that sucks

Anon

wicked vid dude. I bet most bands wouldn't even go out in that much rain.
The Mad Zak

Sorry, but apparently you have never seen a Kiss concert. I can name 100 bands that rock harder than the Foo Fighters.

James

Kiss sucks.
Captnjack

The Foo Fighters' music is much, much, better, and they aren't complete sellouts either. Kiss is an average rock band with an, admittedly, very good live show. The Foo's are an awesome band with a good live show, but in my opinion, having better music trumps having a better show. What good is the pyro and shit if you cant enjoy the music?
The_Dood

Your retort to Foo Fighters is fucking kiss? LAME.
TheBoris

Kiss is gayer than I am. That is pretty fucking gay.
Ateka

Kiss? Really? Take off your rose-tinted nostalgia glasses, douchebag.

adfa

Awesome Video

http://twitter.com/The_Scofield_ @The_Scofield_

Almost to 200 thumbs down…In my opinion, Dave wins mad respect in the Lemmy documentary. If you haven't seen it, check it out. Maybe Blockbuster has it… oh wait.
guielmo

he sucks a lot!

Jen

who gives a shit

Herb

Typical reply from a young punk that doesn't know your head from your ass. Your generation hasn't done shit since the last great musician left us. Aug 1990. The tragic death of Stevie Ray Vaughn. Your generation hasn't brought shit to the table since the day he died. What? John Mayer you say?

Suck it!

DrROBOTO

david grohl is definitely a cool and funny guy but foo fighters suck. the music really is horrid and boring. I bought the album Cuz i was a big fan of nirvana when i was really young because I loved the irony of nirvana which is what they were. Kurt HATED the type of people who bought his music. Nevermind was actually recorded much differently then it was released. it was originally garage music which was the genre they always did but the producer revamped it w/a much more pop feeling making it sell to retarded mtv kids and doing well radio wise ultimately selling out a band that was totally AGAINST selling out. Mediocre music but awesome tragically, plus they put on a good live show which is everything according to music cred. SIDENOTE chris noveselic the bass player is now a senator.true story look it up.

Rob

First of all it's Krist Novoselic, and no he isn't a Senator although he is involved in politics.

Intensemasterdebater

#15 3rd cake is my favorite…

Mister H.

some fur pie
Chive Guevara

Cake is a lie.

Googly Juggly

that meme is old.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000855121698 Anthony Roybal

i love cake but i luv pie even more Mmmm
its_forge

Bumcake
Chris Brown

Yea! Vanila on the outside and chocalate in the middle. My favorite cake!
JAN

whatever!
Dave

I'd eat it faster than any cake!
http://twitter.com/ABQLifer @ABQLifer

Wife material for sure…oh yeah!
https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

My favorite redhead has a challenger??
Gabs

These are the cakes I made, NOW LOOK AT MY PIE! Whatever is wrong with women these days, I like it alot. Please try combining cake and pie in your next… uhm… creation. Also what happened to that guy who wanted to eat beautiful womens asses? I haven't seen him around lately. I miss the connection we had. <insert gay joke>
hMMMM

come on, fellas…just b/c she might have baked a few cakes, don't give undue props to subpar asses.
patov40

Would totally bury my face in that…..um……cake. Yeah the cake. o.0

Brother Maynard

#34 made my day a little better.

Thanks.

theatreides

Bring out the Holy Hand Grenade Brother Maynard.

Brother Maynard

Feel like I've been hit by one today.

theatreides

Hump day will do that.

Try Strip

If you liked this… try a strip club, then your day will fucking get CRAZY MOTHERFUCKING BETTER.

FionnR

Cool stuff

Chive Guevara

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Moar please!

Yummy DAR!

Chive Guevara

I'm just not even going to comment on the fact that this is the second comment, in a row, with absolutely no substance or humor.

FloppyRocks

#5 And that, my son, is how the first unicorn was made.

adfa

Haha, pretty funny man
BleedC&B

wtf

Gevth

#44 Thanks for not posting the "after" pictures.

IEhew

yeah, then it would remind the chivers that's the only time they'd have a chance.
Bubba

Damn she was good looking!

its_forge

And she could act, which is a frick of a lot more than you can say for 9/10 of the other pantless hotties sitting around Hollywood at the moment.

Sean

Makes you wonder what went wrong in her head to change things. I wish I could have kept those "w"s going…

DrROBOTO

not coke, she woulda got better.it was meth

Kodos

Cocaine… helluva drug.

http://www.tube8.com Simon Phoenix

You mean .. Cocain .. fuckin' woof!"

C-VO

first!

Brother Maynard

Tard.
United States of ME

really?!?!
Saga

you´re kidding right????

Chive Guevara

Serious as cancer.

Mister H.

SO, you are an idiot, right?
D-BO

Second

Tyler G.

#48 Iconic words

jdb

…are Iconic

vhr1904

What the hell does this mean?

Fasteddy14

Like your mom, she likes to fuck!

vhr1904

Oh man I know it she told me. She also told me that you and your dad also like to fuk and touch each other. Small world…

patov40

I prefer the line, "Don't you remember me? The tomato from upstairs!" Classic! B)

JAMon

#15 marry me?

http://gfys.org Witch

NO keep jerking off to your computer.

http://laughingseraphim.com/pressworks Cecil

If the first two were tasty delicious pie then maybe, with a prenup that included tasty fruit filled pie, um, and sex or something then just maybe.

FlyingSpagMonst

#20
I told him I had a miscarriage.

He said everything went better than expected.
jtease

#7 Why buy the cow when …

Nick

…when you can buy a Russian Mail order bride instead.
http://gfys.org retarded kid

why pay for milkk when you could buy the cow.
kids are RETARDEDDDD

jtease

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? DOH!
FolleRousse

I prefere why pay for the milk when you get the cow for free.

Wardog

Woo hoo! Early DAR!

Chive Guevara

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

daveh873

#35

Futurama: Probably the best show in the world

asdf

I totally agree with you on that

but it should be: by doing his laundry AND making him a sandwich
Birdhaus32

Very close but Archer has them beat. y
Chive Guevara

Close second only to 90% of other shows in the world.

DrROBOTO

dr roboto loves snoo snoo

ferris beuler

#37

I hate to admit this, and that's not my real name ^^^ but I've done this too. And it works to meet fellow chivers.

JDB

I'd be focusing on meeting chivettes ')

Quam Jung

those hos will suck yo dick fo a dolla.

http://gfys.org retarded kidd

i got to dolla i got to dolla.
kids are RETARDEDDDD

ShakeyTheMoyle

Those guys need to eat some rare cooked steak and work out a little…and maybe wrestle a bear or two…scrawny bishes=/

http://gfys.org Retarded kid

if i lokk retardeed i no sentt pictuur to chvies.
kids are RETARDEDDDD
http://www.facebook.com/spncrmoo Danny Spencer

Guy on the right (me) just lost 2 stone after a shoulder reconstruction and throat operations. Also recently returned from representing Great Britain at rugby league. But thanks for the concern (fatty, no doubt)…

jeston23

That guy on the right.. how fucking long is his arm?

Raaandy

#5 I love ham
First Time Caller

#42 – they are called hookers

cheap girls

you could have one of them for like 10 dollars.
The Chivery

We know that. We're Chivers, we never have sex without paying for it.

Chive on!

anon

take more pictures
Sammy

we all pay for it one way or another

topher

amen, hookers are cheaper than wives, plus they do that awesome thing with your balls that she wont

Verbal_Kint

It's called summertime in Eastern Europe. Budapest is the same way….
Gabs

Rofl, they are called "women who like to show their stuff to everyone". Welcome to Europe. Don't let your jaw hit the pavement when you visit.
patov40

VERY funny. And I agree with most of the above posters as well. No such thing as "free sex". B)

JBNZ

#9 Is all you need

Captlazarus

A to the mother fucking men
http://thechive.com/ Paula_

For what?

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

Buffalo Bill

For around the house wear

IEhew

not if you do anything other than jerk-off pics on the internet.
dad say's

is love dat da da da dadada………

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