Itsy bitsy teeny weenie… (50 photos)

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  • walkingtheriver

    #49 Jawdrop

    By the way, here is my gift to the Chivers of the day, in celebration of this lovely Friday: http://delaorden.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/22.g

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=713796627 Spencer Rome

      You Sire, are a gentleman.

      • NAACP

        And a scholar. I'm sweating after that shit.

    • Titties and Beer

      THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    • Rocks Off

      Thank you sir. Real bewbs are awesome.

    • http://www.lucasdelaporte.fr Lucas

      Good point on the path to awesomenss

    • HillBilly Bone

      You win the internet today.

    • Spencer

      Thank you kind sir

    • ????

      holy gap between her boobs. that is quite the seperation. am i the only one noticing that?

      • TheMeister

        That gap is just big enough to fit my head! Sigh…

    • Travis

      Well that's NSFW. *Looks around suspiciously*

    • ChairmanMeowz

      MOTHER OF GOD.

      i need to be alone now.

    • KyleRetrato

      I love you.

    • Bill57

      Jawdrop, you rock thanks man you made my day

    • http://TheChive.com Drewcifer

      You ROCK! thx! 🙂

    • The_Dood

      I could've done this with tineye, and I know plenty have already thanked you but not in the fashion that I prefer… You sir, are the fucking man!

    • NAACP

      Thumbs if if you're definitely fapping to this right after work.

      • http://www.facebook.com/zebulonmiller Zebulon Miller

        I can only fap to gaping anus farm animal porn… this soft core stuff doesn't do it for me…

        • Peter Parker

          wow thats messed up, u have kids in your photo dude…

    • xxxx

      i was gonna say something, but suddenly BOOBS!!

      thank you good sir, you deserve a beer.. maybe even two

    • NebraskaGuy

      That was an awesome Friday gift – thank you very much!!

    • http://twitter.com/sterlingsylvir @sterlingsylvir

      At first I was disappointed because I figured it would be the same thing. Then it happened… It was like when Randy Quaid flew the plane into the alien ship, in "Independence Day". I cried… Thank you, I will now name my first born anything of your choosing.

      • http://theberry.com/ walkingtheriver

        Your firstborn shall carry the name Gandalf.

    • laelow

      Thank You kind sir!

    • Tillman

      Well done and thank you. It's highly amusing just watching your "Thumbs Up" number increase exponentially by the minute.

    • jrey81

      thank you, sir, for giving a gift that matters… the greatest GIFt of all, bewbs.

    • Medium00Rare

      Posts like this make me proud to call myself a Chiver…

    • topher

      You know, I had to watch that about 40 times before I realized it was in reverse.

      • snocone90

        I watched 40 times because boobs.

    • johnseemore

      God bless your soul!

    • its_forge

      0.0

    • Baldwang

      Happy Friday, indeed! Chive on!

    • http://www.facebook.com/James.D24 James Dobry

      NAILED IT!!!!
      Well done sir… You get a beer!
      Thank you.

    • Ryan

      Thank you….. thank you so much

    • http://genieshop.gr Nikos

      thank you very much sir, i could die if i didn't see them!!

    • NJchiver

      YES!! Thanks fellow Chiver

    • captainobvious

      FREEEEEEEDOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!

    • eyecandyforoldladies

      I see no one has mentioned the kick-ass moon walking going on in the background.

  • busted

    #21 might not be legal.

    #30 should not be legal.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=507583354 Kendall Scarberry

      Old coworker had a saying: Grass on the infield, play ball.

      • http://jerseysfinest-bling.blogspot.com/ bling306

        if not, turn her over and play in the mud

    • KapKha0s

      #21 has Stork knees…eeewwww

      • Mark

        Ohh shitt! Your right!

    • Felcus

      #29 Shopped… Right hip…

      • Lex

        Abbey Brooks. She gets payed to be shopped.

    • Kidn

      #30 wondering what her bathing suit is re-enforced with, any guesses?

      • monty

        My guess is it's made of bungee cord and pool tarps.

    • young ass is best

      #8 is victoria justice…..just wanted to put that out there

      • Wayne

        I have a feeling you're better at recognizing asses than faces.

    • FlyingSpagMonst

      Not sure if I want to fuck or slap #21

      • Gobius Industries

        both

    • colombianchiver

      why chive why?

    • codvip

      I would like to apologize to #29 and #31, the vomit was intended for the individual between the two of you. Over-spray was a biatch.

    • Paul

      I want to know WTF is #30 Smiling about…. I would kill myself while laying in a box in a grave yard so no one has to lift my fat ass…

  • yupp

    #25 and #37 HOLY F!

    • yupp

      you are all ignorant fascists

    • ssstoopid

      I think 37 needs to eat that cake by herself. She could use a little meat on her bones.

      • hMMMM

        Her tits are gross. Why even own bras?

      • bob

        I know this chick. Female douchebag and even skinnier now. Gross.

    • hMMMM

      Has anyone ever had any luck with these penny auctions??? It would take one success story for me to try it out…so tempting.

  • Verbal_Kint

    First… I mean gayest…

    • duffer

      At least you got the gayest part right.

      • Verbal_Kint

        men men men

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

    #30 Kill it, kill it with fire!

    • paula

      FIND HER MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • Bill57

        that's paula on the left

    • yeshi

      kill it with vegetables

    • Hurricane

      PAULA!! You've been found!!

    • badbad

      I think that tsunami warning sign in the back ground was written just fot that thing when it jumps into the pool!

    • derp

      It's going to take a SHITLOAD of fire…

    • http://twitter.com/The_Scofield_ @The_Scofield_

      Snorlax, I choose you!

    • giggitygiggitygoo

      even fire would be scared of that….but I'd hit it….just sayin

    • NebraskaGuy

      Disgusting … the one on the left needs three bras!

    • Underbaker

      Chive, The janitor is not going to appreciate the yak that needs to be cleaned out of my trash can. You really need to label your NSFA (Not Safe for Anywhere) pictures.

    • Evil Dung Beetle

      Is that a zipper down the front??

    • AssClown

      One can argue that fire wouldn't do, because there's to much water around, but then again it will take her forever to reach the pool…

    • Cookzone

      There is a special place in Hell for you guys cause of this shit, you know that, right?

    • dfsfds

      Kill you! Kill you with acid! Dirty Old Man

    • billyjack13

      she looks like the michelin man

  • Westy

    #17 could've had it all if she shaved it all. 😦

    • HillBilly Bone

      Unfortunately, I will think of this pic the next time find someone's hair in a slice of my pizza. *Shudders*

  • bigmikeskinsfan

    #49

    we need the follow thru damnit!!

    • Stupid
      • bigmikeskinsfan

        you are my hero of the day. <DIV style=”FONT-FAMILY: times new roman, new york, times, serif; FONT-SIZE: 12pt”> <DIV style=”FONT-FAMILY: times new roman, new york, times, serif; FONT-SIZE: 12pt”> <DIV style=”BORDER-BOTTOM: #ccc 1px solid; BORDER-LEFT: #ccc 1px solid; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; LINE-HEIGHT: 0; MARGIN: 5px 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; HEIGHT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 0px; BORDER-TOP: #ccc 1px solid; BORDER-RIGHT: #ccc 1px solid; PADDING-TOP: 0px”></DIV>

    • Mark

      I stare at it for to long… And the noticed she's not taking the top off, she's putting it, the video is backwards

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        Yeah,I noticed that right away,cause of the way she jiggles em.I've seen enough women get dressed to recognize that move.

        • haha

          I fucken love you worked it out from the way her boobs are jiggling… not the woman walking backwards in the background haha

          • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

            to be honest,never even noticed those people.

            • GuestSA

              there are people in the background?

  • patov40

    #37 – I said a sandwich not….ooooo cake!! :p

    • pjsupremex

      this girl needs to eat alot of cake

      • truth

        she looks great and you are an idiot. might I suggest you stick with # 30 then..

        • ssstoopid

          She looks great if you like sleeping with a bag of sticks in bed. There is a such thing as balance.

          • truth

            stupid is as ssstoopid types…. you, sir, are a dick

            • ssstoopid

              Truer words were never spoken, however, a girl could do well by staying in shape without shedding ALL the fat. Once upon a time, curves were sexier than straight lines.

              • t-diddle

                them "times" are gone.

    • Jr.

      MOAR! peas and carrots!

  • Al Money

    #24 Heyy my names Al… Big fan…

  • JAMon

    #40 thank you, Chive

    • JAMon

      and by that i mean #49

    • B-Rad

      Whether it was a mistake or not, I know the two in #40 (Margot and Kali) through a friend. Super hot.

  • RAWR

    and boom goes the dynamite

  • Reality

    #49 earthquake? why they do that!!??!!

    • HillBilly Bone

      It's because they are real, my friend. The real ones do that.

    • Bob

      Plus, she's french. They are notorious jigglers.

    • abetski

      yummy,,,,nice one

  • Matt

    This is awesome, my God I love The Chive!

  • Truth Is

    #17.
    Hey, where is the Yellow Polka-Dot bikini ?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=507583354 Kendall Scarberry

      who cares, its edible.

    • ssstoopid

      Yeah… I had that fucking song stuck in my head the entire time I viewed these pictures. I'm pretty sure I would have enjoyed it even more had it not been for that fucking god damn stupid shitty song stuck in my head.

    • HardenLong

      Must be with her razor and she can't find either.

  • Akon

    #41…Nice.

  • regular guy

    who is #49 please

    • ifucked her

      she is krystal fortier
      was my girlfriend
      was okay in bed
      search her on google with safety search off ill put up pics

  • https://www.facebook.com/ilya.josefson Ilya Josefson

    Why does #49 stop!!!!

  • disturbed

    #2 and done. Pure goodness.

    • Bob

      Auto model Mercedes Terrell. There's more from that shoot and plenty of others…

      You're welcome.

      • disturbed

        Bless you sir. Well done!

      • Will

        STRONG WORK!!! Thanks!

      • fabio

        thanks sir.

    • Yep!

      I wanna take her to a ball, because every pretty girl deserves to go to a ball.

      • ssstoopid

        Yes Man?

  • HillBilly Bone

    That bikini bottom with those hips. Mmmm. #2

    • J_Dub

      + those tits and that face = too hott for words…. mmmmmm about sums it up

    • bdg

      I would chew through that seat cover!!!!

  • Cyberfunker

    #30 First real evidence that Paula really is a woman…I think

    • The_Dood

      Yeah, this must be the pic of her she keeps talking about since she won't tell us which one it is herself.

  • Mathias_

    #17 has to shave that pit!

    • bunedoggle

      Good god. Not even the pizza is hot in that picture.

  • iDary

    #2 i ♥ GOD

    • matt

      Ironically, god (if such a thing existed) would punish you for looking at these images. And for fapping to them. And for a whole slew of other stupid reasons. Best to start thinking a bit more rationally and abaondon the idea of god altogether, eh? You'll be glad you did.

  • Spence

    Thought #17 was hot… then I saw her armpits…

    • jdb

      Ya man… Hair or Shadow? I'm hoping shadow.

      • Glitched

        Either way ill enjoy the view after I eat the pizza's

      • Don_Aguelo

        Both

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    #30 Fuck you Leo.

    • Master_Rahl

      seriously Chive. WTF! Guess we should take this as a learning experience. ALWAYS be on guard for the hidden scare factor in all posts on the Chive. Duly noted.

    • the elusive

      Exactly. Fuck you Leo
      I should make you clean the vomit off my laptop

    • fed

      i guess you can't have enough boobs… 😛

  • https://www.facebook.com/Cbarksfullout Chris Barks

    #2 OMG! JESUS! RU KIDDING ME?

    • aaa

      this is Mercedes Terrel 😀

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