Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • Will

    #17, #18, #19

    for some reason, I needed that. thanks

    • will

      coz am a wimp.

    • Brother Maynard

      -Like a boss
      -You know how I know…..
      -FIND HER
      -*Blanks* *Blank* and doesn't even *blank*
      -This looks shopped, I know because I've seen a few shops in my time
      -And not a single fuck was given that day.
      -Y U NO—?
      -Foerever Alone
      -I've got the strangest boner right now
      -Keep Calm and Chive on(even when the person is already calm)
      -Then why are you even here??
      -The Force is strong with this one
      -Justin Bieber's a girl/lesbian/gay guy
      -Still not as gay as Twilight
      -Sometimes The Chive unloads both barrels/I think The Chive just broke the internet.
      -Good sir/You, good sir/ You, kind sir are a gentleman and a scholar
      -outdated, unfunny movie reference from the 80s, 90s, or 2000s
      -Post the same picture of the chick in a bikini or her underwear 100 times with roughly the same comment as the people before.
      – # made my day.

      That about sum up how lame the comment section is on this site?

      • woiew

        you forgot FUUUUUUUUUUUU and calling everyone who doesn't look like a douchey college kid a "fucking hipster".

      • Dword

        You forgot First!

      • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

        Well we don't need you making it worse then, now do we?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        You at least forgot me and reddit.

        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • minority gang


      • Jen

        and also "^^this^^"

    • anne

      These are the cutest pictures! Especially the baby! OMG

  • http://www.myspace.com/leeroynowandlater bob the builder


    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=526770996 Jay Hernandez

      SUCK IT!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=512437252 Seth Michaels


    • tralfaz


      • patov40


    • http://www.facebook.com/nikki.farr0 RubberDogTurds

      what did u build? bc i want to go break it now

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=526770996 Jay Hernandez

        You can't start breaking his fingers so he will never type again.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=510682091 Graham Upshaw

      Go suck a railroad spike

    • Selmy

      It was all on Reddit FIRST!!!

      • every chiver

        I didn't give a shit FIRST!!!

    • patov40

      Sooooo close…..

    • bob sucks

      learn howmto count

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=512437252 Seth Michaels


    • http://www.facebook.com/nikki.farr0 RubberDogTurds

      lolz@ little girl's ice cream on ground

    • Internet Police

      You forgot to write your comment. Don't do it again.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=512437252 Seth Michaels

        No. I wrote "!!!".

    • Scruples

      Funniest image i've seen for a while.

      • http://thechive.com/ cubanitagirl


    • Dan1

      This reminded me of Zelda.

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches


    • Lancelot

      Komodo Dragons will fuck you up.

      • Mike

        Interesting fact: You can play with them like dogs up until they get a smell of blood. Then you have to get the hell away from them.

  • http://www.myspace.com/leeroynowandlater bob the builder

    and Second!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=512437252 Seth Michaels

      …and wrong again…

    • tralfaz

      You're really bad at this.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=510682091 Graham Upshaw

      Sir allow me to hand you another railroad spike

    • OIWe

      #25 is shopped. black people don't chive.

      • A BiPolar Guy

        as Tosh.0 would ask – is that racist?

  • Riley McGovern


    For some reason I needed that, thanks

    • tyler

      AGREED!!! perfect

    • Makes No Excuses

      whitney… you have nice cans

    • Riley

      To fap..

    • Puff

      I keep staring at 'em hoping it's a gif and the pasties will blow away. No luck yet.

    • Kaars

      So… This year you didn't wear the pasties???

    • jjj

      i see her knees are dirty too.

      • doctor owng

        Obviously ,sucky sucky 2$.

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      Very nice,Whitney.

    • MOAR!

      Kindly have more Miss Whitney, preferably more from Burning Man ala this, however I believe everyone would appreciate more in general!

      • http://www.facebook.com/whitney.southworth whitneysouth

        Oh I have plenty from this year. If Chive plays their cards right you might just get to see them haha

    • ROK247

      the burning man is in my pants

      • ShakeyTheMoil

        You should get that checked out….and if they find a man in your pant…..Faaaagg!

    • patov40

      Nicely done Whitney. B)

    • OIWe

      her head needs to be bagged.

      • C3POHMYGOD

        and your dick doesn't because you're as clean as the driven snow u virgin dweeb-

        • Robert Plant

          nice. you just admitted to checking out his cock. faggot.

    • andy

      god i read panties the first time i read that…

    • ShakeyTheMoil

      How much has Patty lost?….he must be real close if she's down to pasties and shorts!?

    • Patrick

      Agreed =) now I can start to work

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      Thanks Whitney

    • Smoke-n-Water

      Yes, she should wear them more often!!

  • Del

    Fuck Paula_ !

    • same thing

      Fuck LG_ !

    • 1zmaj

      aren't there laws against feeding wildlife?

    • DCBizzle


  • ldeegan

    #40. if your belt buckle is below your genitals, you should not be allowed to dress yourself

    • Master_Rahl

      let's add the socks and sandals to the argument. WTF, choose a look, you can't have both.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=526770996 Jay Hernandez

        To people who don't live near the beach, lake, or river… Fa-Q if you wear sandals as fashion.

        • Master_Rahl

          right on, Jay!!!

        • Arbot

          I have sweaty feet. Always.

          If it is warm enough to wear sandals then I do. No socks though.

        • wallsplat

          I don't live near a beach, lake, or river…but I live in 110+ degree heat. Sandals are not fashion, they are cool and comfortable. Socks with them, however = dumb

      • DrGarnicus

        Dammit all!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=510682091 Graham Upshaw

      Agreed, unless you look like #41 and then you must not have it above your genitals.

      • Frank M

        She may have a penis though…I no longer trust the Chive when they post pictures of cute asians.

        Fool me once, shame on you.
        Fool me 17 times, shame on me.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1435884678 Claudio Andre da Silva

      did u guys know that this "fashion" came to be on a prison. when an inmate wanted to have homosexual sex with another he would dress like that, showing evry other inmate this way that he was available. *sigh

      • pjsupremex

        wrong! yes indeed this did come from prisons. however the style of "drooping" started there because pants that were issued to inmates were at times too large for many. belts were not issued to inmates in being that they can be used as weapons and strangling devices. Therefor the pants that were too large would droop below the ass. When prisoners, primarily inner city urban, would return from being locked up, the trend continued. Eventually many others started doing so as well. now you know, and knowing is half the battle! GO JOE!

        • myNameIs

          Thank you, very informative and concise. Liked it!

        • Prison Rapist

          this is correct.

    • http://twitter.com/ABQLifer @ABQLifer

      Someone please drop this poseur off in Compton and see how many blocks he makes it before he shits his pants and trips over himself

    • yep

      my 3 year old daughter saw one of these idiots standing in front of us in line at the mall. She said "HIS PANTS ARE FALLING DOWN!" as loud as any 3 year old talks (full volume). Everyone in line laughed. The kid wasn't brave enough to turn around and look any of us in the eye. I've never been so proud of my daughter.

      • Underbaker

        My Daughters call them Penguin people because they look like one when they walk.

  • Carlos


    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=526770996 Jay Hernandez

      You fail miserably. *Gives you the shame look*

      • Mister H.

        third firstard…. damn it!!

  • JROC

    and just like that there was tittys. #49 Also Late DAR better be the sexyest sexy Chivettes tomorrow.

    • epicowngtime

      Cant wait to Fap to all the sluts ,i imagine am ramming them in the butt.

      • patov40

        "Imagining" is all you'll ever do when it comes to beautiful women fat boy. B)

        • gocubsgo!

          hahaha. its funny because he's fat!

        • OIWe

          yeah, i'll bet you could teach him all about imagining it.

          • patov40

            So your response essentially is, "Nuh uh, YOU'RE imaging it!"? Nice. Well played sir. Have a nice day! πŸ™‚

            • LOYAL CHIVER

              Ofcourse i can only imagine ,i can never get a real women ,am an Average Chiver !

  • Shawn

    Fuck you Paula.

    • Chaos

      I hate Paula just as much as every other chiver, but these posts are quickly becoming more annoying than anything Paula has ever said.

  • bizron

    #5 he's crossing the memes

    • http://www.facebook.com/cnogalo Cristian Nogalo

      Ray… I thought you said crossing the memes was a bad thing….

      • http://www.facebook.com/damonaco Daniel Angelo Monaco

        Not necessarily. There's definitely a very slim chance we'll survive.

        • patov40

          I LOVE this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it! LET'S DO IT!! B)

    • chefmaster


      • fibonacci5150


  • jason


    Total fence-sitter when it comes to girls who do this. I think on one side, it looks trashy. But I can't say that pic didn't make it move. thoughts?

    • ssstoopid

      It's ummmmm… tough to say. I wouldn't want MY girlfriend to do it, but it's okay if it's YOUR girlfriend.

    • Master_Rahl

      My thoughts exactly: Trashy? Yes. Hot? Kinda. I think it's up to the chick wearing the terrible style. She does come off as sort of a douchette, though.

    • They See Me Trolling

      It's just an invitation to inappropriately touch them, secret code. Now you know.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=510682091 Graham Upshaw

      Douchette? Yes probably, but there is very little chance that she isn't putting out.

    • Captlazarus

      Remember, just because a size 4 does it, does not mean a size 24 should to. But they will.

    • Underbaker

      If the right girl does it it can be sexy, but either way it is a trashy cry for attention that makes you think of the offender as a slut. If you are looking for a slut it is a good way to identify them, but wear protection because you are having sex with her and all her partners. Not judging, just warning.

  • https://www.facebook.com/CashMoneyMoore Joseph Moore

    I call dibs on #23

    • Kenny Wheaton

      Apparently they frown on star quarterbacks getting into bar fights right before the season starts. Who would have known? Go Ducks!

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=526770996 Jay Hernandez

        Go Ducks!

      • http://www.facebook.com/ross.kalmbach Ross Kalmbach

        We won't have Jefferson starting? Oh my lord what are we going to do! Oh wait he sucked anyway.

        • hitman219

          Lee will do just fine. GEAUX TIGERS!!!!

          • MistaDobalina

            and to think, I thought everyone at LSU only posted on the message board at TigerDroppings. I stand corrected.

          • LSUgirl

            I AGREE!

    • JROC

      i loves me a fit chick

    • John T.

      Your first and only loss of the year will be to WVU. Go Mountaineers!!!

    • randy newman

      lsu … went in dumb, come out dumb too.

    • Red

      She's really hot. However the O is gunna kick the Tiger's asses.

      Now, geaux take those panties off and send in another pic.

      • LSUgirl

        uh lets go with a HELL NO to both of those statements πŸ™‚

        • Red

          You are still hot LSU Girl, thanks for being a good sport.

          • LSUgirl

            πŸ™‚ hahaha always! It will be an interesting game non the less. I'm excited to see how we are gonna do without Jefferson or Johns.

            I'm just looking forward to a good game!

            • Red

              You're a cool chick LSUGirl, have a good weekend.

              • LSUgirl

                haha thanks! you too!

    • https://www.facebook.com/CashMoneyMoore Joseph Moore

      I still have dibs on her…

      • buckeye473210


    • http://twitter.com/viperspd @viperspd

      GO DUCKS!

    • LSUgirl

      ohhh woah nowww, okay, since this is a picture of myself i feel like i have some say so as to the game saturday.
      #1 No one has paid much attention to Lee, until the bar fight. So i KNOW hes gonna come out strong.
      #2 Jefferson didnt have NEAR the heart Lee has, so im WAYYYY pumped to see how he is gonna do this weekend!!!
      #2 us lose to WVU?! yea right.
      #3 … no one calls dibs on me πŸ˜›

      ohhh and i beLEEve! hahah GEAUX TIGERS!

      • LSUgirl

        … didnt mean to post the pics like that… hahah still trying to figure out how this works :/

        • Tub Girls Breath

          I see that LSU education is paying off πŸ˜› hahaha GO DUCKS!!!

      • K.C.

        Me thinks the S and L should be transposed…………..to be more accurate.

      • Doonby

        Come to Lot 10 On Saturday and I will give you a shot. Look for 3 LSU tents in a row.

      • Kenny Wheaton

        If you are truly the gal in the picture, you are beautiful. After this weekend I can help you with the paperwork if you want to transfer to Eugene. We have a great 100 level math course that allows you to list numbers sequentially (e.g. 1, 2, 3, 4) instead of 1, 2, 2, 3. Keep me posted.

        • LSUgirl

          hahah yea yea my bad, wasn't paying too much attention there.
          But I'll stay at LSU, better engineering program here πŸ˜›

          • Kenny Wheaton

            It looks as though you probably wear a small, so I'll bring an extra Duck shirt for you if you want to swing by section 304. I'll understand if you want to wait until half time, and the Ducks have their 3rd string on the field. Go Ducks!

            • LSUgirl

              Tthat sounds good!!! I need some more rags for the shop.

  • Brother Maynard

    #3 God's money shot???

    • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

      She tastes the rainbow.

    • P90

      If we're all God's children, isn't that incest?.

    • :-)

      Pretty funny there's another one in the background πŸ™‚

  • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

    #44 I smell a new post theme.

    • mike

      Did anyone else tilt their head a little?

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches


      • Birdhaus32

        Yes sir

    • JROC

      just want to nibble on them

    • #387

      I want to be the troll who lives under Bikini Bridge.

    • Mister H.

      I smell p*ssy

    • cjhz8

      I'd vote for a weekly Bikini Bridge post.

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=505737141 AJ Rantz

      i am a solid fan!

    • NaNaNaMatmaN

      Sandwich Holder Saturday

    • The Bodyguard

      Bikini/panty bridge – holy hell I'm hooked!!!

      Nailed it! My vote is YES on a weekly thing!!!

    • Birdhaus32

      Bikini bridge over the wooden floors hump. mmmmmmm

      • numb

        I'll just call it 'lunch'

    • http://laughingseraphim.com/pressworks Cecil

      I call it gross. I call it anorexia.
      Having sex in a sleeping bag full of wooden spoons. Bangin a bag full of antlers. Chippin the ole' hip bones, yo!!
      She has a kid, it is born with scrapes on its head.
      You hit that, they will need a crowbar to dislodge her hip bones from your spleen.

      I think you get what I am saying.

      • Yeppers

        Whatever Cecil…I'd gladly lick it…

      • Robot

        I agree. No, not into fat chicks either, but hip bones like that are painful.

    • Freshbrain

      Hail the Bridgekini! Me like!

    • Edd

      Love the bikini bridges.

  • thursdaymofo

    #27 …Yao Ming?

    • laxcat36

      no. thats thiz face mcjones.

    • ssstoopid

      Yo mayng!

    • The Guy

      Yes, i do know what you mean.

  • Mcfly707

    #36 Dick Tracy's going to fuck you up.

    • A."Big Boy" Caprice

      Dick Tracy is still fighting crime?

    • ShakeyTheMoil

      Asians are fuckin stupid!;)

  • Kodos

    Does that mean fellatio is an option, Marylin?

    • tralfaz

      Dude, she's dead.

      • Makes No Excuses

        Why thank you captain obvious! You are the lucky recipient of a shiny new button! This button signifies your unrelenting and outstanding contributions to teh internets!

        • They See Me Trolling

          Your skill in the use of sarcasm to point out the very obvious is refreshingly brilliant!

    • Jawbone

      Dumbest coked-out cunt on the planet.

  • derek

    #37 yaa……..YIKESSSS!!

    • Master_Rahl

      Voldemort has a nice rack. needs to use some moisturizer on the facial area, though.

    • its_forge 108p

      Id hit it .

      • Sploooge

        with a crowbar!

      • Wayne

        Indeed. That's what paper bags are for.

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #36 Vanirra Rice Rice Baby….

    • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

      Ninja! Ninja Rap!

      • ssstoopid

        I think you mean ninja lap.

        • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

          I stand collected.

    • James

      Still laughing at this one. Awesome.

    • Wally

      Frikkin' Funny !!

  • disturbed

    #2 I have to go home and mow in 100+ degree weather. Today I welcome the late DAR.

    • i hv one

      get a life

      • Wayne

        So what part of mowing the lawn signifies that one doesn't have a life?

      • Frank

        Mowing the lawn most likely means that you own a house and some land that needs mowed. Which makes you more likely to have a job and not be a piece of douchbag garbage that lives off the teat of the government, or your parents, or whatever else you can milk for all its worth. You say get a life. I say fuck you.

    • jjj

      i did it yesterday. It sucked.

  • Tough Love

    late much?

    • uber guy

      spoiled much?

      • Tough Love

        gay much?

        • ssstoopid

          quickest to jump to the most overused insult much?

  • misainzig


    How about a post of pics like these? πŸ™‚

    • Thror

      Pastie Fever! I bet John could get a mountain of pics like these if he asked… Or maybe he has them already, but he's holdin' out on us… Hmmmm?

    • Brother M.

      Chicks that need bags on their heads?

      • marylander

        brother m… you sir are drunk…. i was not a fan of pasties until i saw this pic. This girl is a goddess

        • DrROBOTO

          she is fine…not 2 skinny either which is a nice change, great color too

    • http://laughingseraphim.com/pressworks Cecil

      See, now this girl is build properly.
      Not like #44. Not at all. Tasty in fact.

  • They See Me Trolling

    I don't even want to troll, but the content and the comments are making me… inside my head.

    • Anti-Chiver

      The Chive – land of unoriginal, inane comments and guys forced to jerk off (and proud of it!)

    • oren

      If you don't like the chive, don't chive. It's pretty simple

      • davis

        I'm exhausted from this argument the crybabies one way or another right now. It's a big internet. don't like it, leave.

        • They See Me Trolling

          Not cool story, bro.

      • They See Me Trolling

        I think most Chivers are dumb, but I don't tell them to leave…. it's a free fucking internet.

    • jerry

      I'm 10x more sick of the trolls than I am the chive. the trolls bring nothing to the table but complaints. so there's no upside to their actions. I quite enjoyed R2 Girl today, for example. the trolls didn't bring me that. so I'll go with the upside. ergo, I chive.

      If I don't like a TV show, I just don't watch it.

      • truthserum

        You're SO right Jerry. Now let's go fap to LG and write her fan mail together! I'll begin:

        Dear LG,

        You're such an awesome gal….funny, original, and super cute (LOL). I bet you make forts in your living room, eat pizza in bed, and love Batman so much that this one time you went to the movie theatre dressed as Batman and everyone was like, "I've never worn condoms while banging this fine chick!" and you're so damn witty and amazing you said, "And you'll never have too." You make my life worth living, and if your BF ever is wrong to you, you let me know and I will mess him up. LOL


        Your biggest Chiver.

        Your turn Jerry Jerry bo Berry fo nana nana fo ferry fee fi fo ferry…..Jerry!

        • tru dat


        • They See Me Trolling

          This was actually rather hilariously stated, if I may say so myself, and I do.

      • They See Me Trolling

        Jerry, I am 11x more sick of the people who complain about trolls some of whom (me) bring about real discussion on this site rather than fap-hungry-bald-creepy-douche-comments like "moar," "find her," "titties" and the rest of your bullshit non-trolling faptertainment. So, pardon fucking me for taking up one comment space to entertain myself. There are some seriously dickfaced trolls here lately of whom I can't say I approve, but it's a free site, so blow me. Also, your mom.

        • http://laughingseraphim.com/pressworks Cecil

          The PC term is "Your Grandmother in crotchless black lace panties.", not just "Your mom."
          CUMON! Step that game teh f&(K up.

      • Living Tribunal

        sorry jerry, but truthserum just made your point about the chive trolls bringing "nothing to the table.." invalid. in fact, i can't remember seeing a comment that funny on this site from someone who WASN'T trolling in some way or another(probably because the Chivers seem to have no sense humor outside of lame shit like FOREVER ALONE and I HAD IT ALL!)

        hell the impression i get from most Chivers is that they're too cantankerous and bitchy to laugh at themselves(unless one of them has Albinism, 'cause apparantly on this site that's supposed to be funny). are all the trolls funny? no. but ironically enough the least funny people on this so called "humor website" are it's fans and clientele.

      • Dan Soiw3ej

        you know who really brings nothing to the table, jerry(besides raw numbers and t-shirt sales)? the chivers. all the comments are basically interchangeable:
        – MOAR!
        – FIND HER!
        some lame joke about a picture that had a girl and a cat in it using the word "pussy"
        – SEEMS LEGIT
        – posting the same picture of the same chick over 100 times saying roughly the same damn thing, -calling every chick posted on here gorgeous and one of the most beautiful chicks they've ever seen(and any guy who dares not to agree, a troll)
        -CHIVE ON!

        gee, how would this site ever be so awesome and interesting without such dazzling contributions in the comment section?/sarcasm

        • Lotus

          After the Chive allowed you to post a picture in the comments of the SAME DAMN POST you are looking at, nothing of value came out of the comments section.

    • Anti Chive comments

      I swear ,i used to casually browse through theChive minding my own businesses but then i started to read the comments and i felt like punching every dumbass chiver in the face.

      • truthserum

        I iz no understand. I voted for you, but I think I was wrong too!

    • They See Me Trolling

      Considering this "troll" post has a + rating and the most comments right now, I'd say that it's pretty fucking entertaining. Keep calm, troll on.

    • patov40

      Yeah, the Chive used to be so much cooler until beautiful women started sending their pictures in and people just made brief comments about them. Thanks for straightening us all out and telling us how cool it used to be! (Goddam hipster-troll-douches…..)

      • Ed Wood

        no, it used to be much cooler when much of it's audience wasn't net-fapping assholes like you who for some reason couldn't just keep to the confines of their Maxim and Playboy magazines, or just quietly go fap to a porn-site in their basements.

        • Birdhaus32

          Or people like you who still like to call it FAP. Just call it what it is and move on

        • http://laughingseraphim.com/pressworks Cecil

          While I do admit to occasionally destroying my my dong with my palm on Wednesday afternoon, I think there is enough non sexual content for the chive to still be pretty cool. The think (as does most of 'Merica) that males are content with little more than "Titties" and a sandwich. Thus the constant pics of random sandwiches and boobies fit nicely into this crap stereotype of men.
          The issue is, what % of american 'men' have earned that stereotype, and now many of them just enjoy t&a as a periodic interlude to things like DMA and DAR? Sadly I am afraid most of the audience here is biting down on the whole, "I will die without orgasm and as a man I no more than the sum of junk, my job and my libido.". Sad as hell.
          I spend 90% of my time on the net seeking out funny fails and commercials, not fapping.

  • Zac

    I have already seen a few of those pics posted on the Chive in the past.

    • Truth

      A few????

    • chloe

      i'm not a really internet savvy person. some of us haven't seen everything on the internet the first time around. I come here for a daily dose of fun, nothing more. It's just the internet after all πŸ™‚

    • ssstoopid

      Yes, but how does that make you FEEL? Did they take advantage of you when you were younger?

      • A BiPolar Guy

        "they" certainly took advantage of ME. I don't know who "they" are or exactly what "they" did, but by god "Someone" is responsible for how messed up I am and how awful my life is! If it's not someone's fault how can I sue "them"?

        • Blah

          Maybe it's your fault. Going on chive and constantly looking at pictures will spoil it. Eventually they will run out.

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