• greasdupdeafguy

    I thought it would get funnier the more I watch it. It didn't…

    • millipede

      Cool story, bro.

      • Medium00Rare


      • pjsupremex

        gets me every time! laughin my ass off.

    • asdfasdfasdf

      You have no humor. Please shut up…That was HILARIOUS!!

    • Peter

      I thought it would get more grammer the more I read it. It didn't…

  • Lia

    Just when I thought that voice bit that Oprah does couldn’t get more annoying…. 😉

  • SweetAwesomeness

    someone please get this goat a daytime TV show!!!!!

  • Brian King

    I kept waiting for the goat to speak, never heard him!

  • Medium00Rare

    ….What am I doing with my life…

  • Rubberchicken

    what did i just watch?

  • Faust

    54 seconds of my life that I will never get back. Fuck you!!!!

    • timekeeper

      add that to the 90 minutes you spend jacking off each day and you've got a reasonable complaint

      • gUY

        I wouldn't call those 90 minutes wasted though.


    Apologies NOT accepted Bob!!!

  • Thomas Shaw

    I cant figure out why, but that got me…. havnt laughed like that in a long time

    Once again Chive setting a new level!

    • Medium00Rare

      The screaming goat is funny…. wait… I just got the joke, because I now realize that Oprah, too, is hilarious.

  • FolleRousse

    id rather watch the goat

    • Medium00Rare

      agreed… Please link to the goat video. Its funnier that way.

  • Da_Boz

    I hate myself now… Why did I laugh? I am an idiot.

  • Black Voice

    Thats racist…

    I love Oprah and you are denigrating her to the hole internet public. I won't stand for it. I'm writiing a letter to the FCC or somebody that controls this shit. I want this carp pulled off immediately. You know Oprah could buy this little piss ant operation if she wanted to.

    Then she would be making fun of a bunch of white people…..what would you be thinking then, you wouldn't like would you.

    • SweetAwesomeness

      dude…its not that carps…its the trouts i have a major problem with

    • airborne

      you want a fish pulled??? A carp??? What the fuck are
      you talking about?

    • franco

      I bet everyone would think it was pretty funny. Everyone ate Dave Chappelle's shit up.

      You're argument is invalid.

    • Ricky Reyes Jr.

      Awwwwww does somebody need a WAAAAAAAmbulance? You know it's comments like yours that make me wish the internet had a face palm button. Why don't you make everyone happy and just go play in traffic?

    • pjsupremex

      For some reason the black voice sounded more like robin williams in my head as i read that. who would have guessed that.

    • Coldzilla

      "I'm writiing a letter to the FCC or somebody that controls this shit. I want this carp pulled off immediately. "



      First off WHO "writes letters" these days and Im pretty sure the FCC couldnt really give a flyin fark about this. But you go right ahead – Im sure youre used to people laughing at you 😉

    • WTF

      Oh just STFU ya fucking racist!

      WHAT THE FUCK does this video have to do with white/vs black anyway????

      Go look for your fucking racism somewhere else … like YOUR OWN BACK YARD!

    • GernBlansten


    • Catalystika

      Trolls be trollin'…

      Don't feed the trolls, ladies and gentlemen. You're just giving them the attention they never got from mommy and daddy.

    • MisterWiggles

      I'm assuming your comment was made sarcastically so that I don't lose all faith in humanity.

      …ignorant bastard…

    • Kevin Michael James

      So why come to the chive website if you think its "carp?" Something smells "fishy" about that lol

    • atlantaburning

      This IS a TROLL. "Black Voice" fuck off.

    • Animal Voice

      Well i love the Goat, here it is have its internet debut and this woman keeps butting in and stealing all its thunder. I going to call the WWF and see what can be done about this annoying woman not letting the goat get a word in edgewise and then you start pulling off Carps I sure the WWF will have something to say about that too.

    • Ashley

      All I can say is wow….I think your i little confused about who the racist is here.

    • JDB

      He's gonna get the internetsss police on 'em….

    • Black Voice

      Well this certainly was fun, since my Black Voice" name drew such lovely comments from you all…..I'm actually a white male.

      Some would say I was trolling and in a sense I was. Just curious about the comments I would recieve I apologize for mispelling "crap" with "carp" but love the fish remarks also.

      I love the Chive and like seeing how angry some folks can become at the drop of a hat. Have a great peaceful weekend.

    • ros

      I know what a carp is but what's a hole internet?

      • jack

        Pull the carp off, then report it to the hole internet police! The consequences will never be the same!

  • Klan

    Just STFU Niggha..

    • Catalystika

      Not helping.

  • Harm


  • NJ Dan

    My head aches

  • Makes No Excuses

    Goats are badass

  • Coldzilla

    Id say Im so glad shes not on the tube anymore but its not like I watched that pain in the ears show of hers anyway.

  • Kayla Smith

    This should not have been made. And it really didn't need to be shared. Nice try though. Oprah, and her show, network and magazine are just a waste of perfectly good oxygen, time, and paper.

    • bridgemaster

      but this is making fun of… no, see this joke isn't.. wait what are you trying to say? You're either the smartest commentor ever, or you clearly don't understand the internet.

  • bigmikeskinsfan

    I cant stop laughing. this shit is hysterical and i feel like an idiot for laughing at the same joke over and over but holy shit thats funny!!

  • paulhitchcock

    A better title would have been "Oprah and the yelling goat…but I repeat myself."

  • davey

    Should be a cow..screaming.

    it sounds the same and would look the same.

  • Theo
  • Indian Voice

    Now why must you go and insult my sacred cow……he has done nothing to you with this horrible ophra woman. I will pray for you to be forgiven for you many many evil thoughts but if you ever come into my 7-11 you will only be permitted to purchase the beef jerky that will expire the week previously.

    I am done talking to you now. Be gone from my computer screens.

    I must take this call and explain to a man in Texas how to reboot his computer. No more talking bad about my sacred cows.

    • Black Voice

      Oh no you didnn't, I'm writtin the brother who runs the FCC and I'm gonna have him pull the plug on this Chive bullshit and internet crap . You all are calling Oprah a cow now. I might even get hold of Oprah herself and she might pay you all a visit because she can track you all down her and her people won't stand for this kind of stuff. Makin fun of her with a goat and a cow. I mean what is next a donkey or a mule….

      You all better pay her some respect!!!!!

      I aint jokin here.

    • Catalystika

      Well played, sir.

  • dlo

    pure awesomeness, hahah laughed my ass off.. Chive on!

  • PalmBeachChiver

    this is what i would miss without u guys…………………… not sure if excited or disappointed…..

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