Women who fell off the “crazy tree” and hit every branch on the way down (32 Photos)

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  • AngryPinkAsianMan

    I'm Speechless… #3

    • Shawn

      is that an electrical toothbrush in her mouth?!?!

    • Panama99

      Looks like a used Chem-Light…..

      • ale

        lain?…

    • http://TheChive.com Drewcifer

      i have the weirdest boner right now….

    • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

      And so is she, apparently!

    • Dustin

      A video game bukake

    • Jay C

      Holy crap a Power Glove!

    • Rod

      Pfffffft. She doesn't hav a DS Lite. Freakin' loser. /envy

  • http://www.facebook.com/richard.c.rice Richard Rice

    #4

    frightening

    • krauter

      Very funny. Reminds me to princes Vespa in Space Balls

    • Jared

      Reminds me of the girls from Zombieland chasing after the mom in the van

    • ThatGuy

      Pedobear is right off camera shitting himself.

    • Basho

      Courtney Love's "Mono" video.

  • http://www.facebook.com/richard.c.rice Richard Rice

    #14

    marry her!

    • Lulatsch

      Holy…..YES!

    • tom paris

      why it looks like she's more into horses

    • http://www.thechive.com GreyGhost9

      Someone give me her number

      • Freddy Mercury

        nah, i'm sure a mosquito would work just fine for you.

    • 2pumpdump

      if you marry her that will be the last time she does this.

    • http://www.facebook.com/sgump2 Scott Gump

      MY kind of girl

  • Greg

    #22
    damn! got hungry! =P

    • Peggz

      Yeah thats only makes me crazy, wanting to be there. SOO hot want to eat the waffles!!! hahaha

    • Tomas

      They're not blue. 😉

    • DropkickAdams

      Who wants to go to the waffle house?

    • Gage

      Win.

  • I_am_elf

    Bitches be crazy.

  • bngn3000

    #3 might as well be a chastity belt. Those will take forever to untangle.

    • F. Gump

      Challenge accepted.

    • qwerty

      Worth it.

    • Kris

      Untangle? All you have to do is make a hole in the right area(s)…

  • Davlin

    #3 is really kind of a hot picture

  • ThornyDevil

    #10
    I have the weirdest boner right now…

    • JDelgado

      What is Sarah Jessica Parker doing spanking Julia Roberts?

      • 0-l-

        i think you mean Dylan.

    • Stan_Dalone

      I don't do crazy women that often, but when I do!

    • Whynot12345

      Why is her hand so friggin big? It is bugging me out.

    • Tobes

      Agreed – must seek therapy… or a horse whisperer

    • Andy

      that is from the video horse outside by the rubberbandits…. irish rappers lol
      actually it might just be one of their other videos 😀 funny shit though!

  • stolen_art

    Not sure if it's right how much I want to wake up next to #32

    • _A_K_

      I had the same thought at first, then i realized I want nothing more.

    • theeemightybuck

      i have the strangest boner right now

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=504515622 Patrick Sweater Ng

      i see london, i see france, i see her nipple

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #29 paula_s back to her old street corner, where it all started

    • Horseface

      You know what's super original? Linking to a picture of a fat/ugly woman and saying it's Paula! You are a comedic genius! I hope other people don't steal your idea and overuse it!

      • laugher

        Paula and Horseface, sittin inna tree..

        • 123

          K .I .S .S .I .N .G!

          • MEEEE

            First comes love…

            • Lawndart

              Then comes sober…. followed by FUUUUUUUUUUU

      • ijoi443

        THANK YOU! honestly, how many times are these idiots gonnna the use the same exact joke over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over?

        • Jen

          2nded.

    • Stan_Dalone

      I'm glad I am not the only one who thinks so or says so. Kudos xXbeermonkeyXx thmub me down if ya want, but you know it is true

      • Kang

        no. the world is full of idiots like yourself.

    • https://www.facebook.com/mcesean Sean McEachern

      #occupywallstreet

  • Dingo8MyBaby

    #32 I can get down with this kind of crazy.

    • MacNCheesePro

      Definitely! I see nothing wrong with this one!

    • https://www.facebook.com/jerrylyoungii Jerry L. Young

      hell yeah. i want her to continually do different costumes as well. spidey, symbiote spidey, venom, carnage. I think its hot.

  • http://www.facebook.com/kaelen.brede Kaelen Brede

    better hope to god that none of them are blue…
    #22

    • hahah

      shopped

      • Noah_Knuff

        #27 milk from the tap

  • piratestatic

    #31 and #32 I see nothing wrong with these two.

    • Knockturn Ollie

      Yeah, I'd pick those from the Crazy Tree, and #22, but watch out for #5 !

      • Master_Rahl

        #5 kinda looks like Molly Shannon

    • Teea

      So is it wrong I want to be in #31's shoes? Erm I mean ropes lol Tee-hee

  • Anthony

    #18
    can somebody please add pedobear to this?

    • berghtn

      Isn't that Rebecca Black she's listening to? horrible!

      • Ling

        maybe that's some f'ed up punishment for making those around her listen to that horrible song a few too many times.

        • ThatGuy

          My guess she cooperated to make this photo as a joke. Otherwise this would be mild child abuse.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=609752697 Peter Bergman

      Pretty kinky as it is what with being forced to listen to
      Karen Black but probably citable even with both
      socks on.

      • Guesty

        I was ok with taping the child to the chair but when I saw them forcing her to have to listen to Rebecca Black I was like Child Protective Services need to be called.

        I would be nicer to and more humane to simply tazer the girl……..

        • Ron Paul

          that is the punishment for listening to that justin beiber kid

    • yep

      Holy shit! AMBER ALERT!!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000018963941 Tim Brown

      I heard this was the technique used to find the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden.

    • Red

      what are you, a pedophile? you sick fuck.

    • Kris

      Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun…..

  • YowsAAA

    #11 Starting from a young age! Good lad!

    • Stan_Dalone

      practice makes perfect lol by the time he gets it perfect, it could be an olympic sport

    • Richard Wad

      Junior's first rim job

  • Da Sandman

    #18 awesome idea of a punishment XD i bet she'll never do it again

  • Noooo

    Sometimes i wounder if its not better to be gay.. But then i look at my penis and think "hell no i dont want one of them in my mouth, its a good thing girl are bat shit crazy so thay can play with em for me"…

    • yes

      No one guy could ever do a better sandwitch then my girlfriend = bitches be crazy, but good sandwitch makers.. Totally worth it!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=688615436 Dave Young

      stole that from Barstool sports dude.

    • The Chivery

      "But then i look at my penis and think "hell no i dont want one of them in my mouth,"

      Then you're obviously not a true Chiver.

      Chive on!

  • directed

    #2 Strangely sexy!

    • Stan_Dalone

      lingerie party?

    • Ling

      sexy yes, but i bet you $5 that if you want to eat fresh, you'll have to find a different girl…unless you find diseases fresh. at that point you win my $5.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001143045246 Raymond Amoroso

      i think it's an abc party, anything but clothes

  • POP

    #26 Meanwhile in Japan…

  • SuperiorTo8

    #22 & #25 aren't crazy. Those are my dream girls

    • whosmike

      Do you think that number #25 is into RPGs and LARPs?

      • PunkRockMohawk

        More like RPGs and AK-47s.

  • mooseknuckle907

    #30 If i said it once i'll say it again, I like 'em crazy

  • Bubba

    #15 I have the weirdest…

    • Frio

      i'll take my chances with this one

    • Richard Wad

      The possibilities are mind boggling

    • MAX_POW

      …stretched bonner right now?

      • Bubba

        Is probably the best description!

    • amrith777

      NOT crazy—she's GIFTED 😉

  • AssClown

    #7 What they doin with Peter Griffin's chin?!

  • AssClown

    #32 I'll blow my white sticky web all over her…

  • Tony

    #17
    "Hey, sister Margret?"
    "What do y…." SPLAT!!

    • http://twitter.com/TegHardinAlvin @TegHardinAlvin

      Gotta be honest, I know a member of this cloister and even in her late 80's, she's still a little crazy and always to be around. This was a picture for a calendar they made.

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