Want vs Need (30 photos)

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  • Sam

    What's with the pizza sauce with the garlic fingers? Everyone knows that you're supposed to eat them with donair sauce! (Or maybe I'm just Canadian.)

    • JerkFace

      yes you are now STFU

    • Hahahagary

      Or just a dumbass. Donair sauce really? Really how many "Canadians" do you think will agree with putting donair sauce on cheese sticks. I've lived all over this great country we call Canada and never have I heard of that

  • Htisss

    #24 Yep

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      Trouser tent!

    • Biggus Diccus

      More like something I'd give a pinky finger for

    • Stefan

      How the fuck i just can't watch 2 Girls sharing Icecream without beeing triggert to "2 Girls 1 Cup"! -.-

      • Eulinho

        And the Boner Breaker of the Year Award goes to…

        • willypguts

          the bitch who pulled out a razor to that bit of skin that stretches from your balls to your shaft while she's giving you head. ALWAYS a Boner Breaker.

          • Eulinho

            I stand corrected

    • Yuri Azambeyov

      Leighton Meester! <3<3

  • float

    Roll Tide

    • Alabamaeatsit

      Crimson Flow……Vaginas

      • bdg


  • wyfair

    #16 and #26 are most definitely needs!

    • ThatNorwegianDude

      Both want AND need I would say 😛

  • Philip J. Fry

    I need #10

    • Capt. Obvious

      People that 'cash' their pay checks generally don't make that much… I'm sure you could get a job at mc donalds working 50 hour weeks then 'cash' your check in and take baller pictures like this.

    • DoomsDayDub

      Looks to be around $3,000. Probably taken with income tax return money after having a child to deduct.

      • Eh.

        If you have time to sit and count how much money that is, then clearly you have too much time on your hands… then again, here I am responding to lame comments on the internet.

        • DoomsDayDub

          Yeah, because it took me oh so long to see it is a few stacks of $20s in groups of $100 and a stack of $100s. Furthermoe, I merely guessed you ass wipe. So take your "Eh" somewhere else. Lame is questioning peoples time while doing the same thing they are doing.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=628686581 Kristi Farley-Cota

    where do I get #18? I NEED!

  • Picard_

    #9 Hey, I'm golfing this afternoon. These would be perfect!

    • http://TheChive.com Drewcifer

      If I golfed in those, I would have to kick my OWN ass….

      • JerkFace

        You should have the tag name 'adam sandler' you unoriginal bastard

    • Norwegian

      This are actually the pants the Norwegian curling team used in the olympics(if im not mistaking)…

  • AssClown

    #8 + #9 = the new hipster trend.

    • Dick Salad

      I see you have an eye for fashion. A clever ensemble you have there. Doesn't matter this guy will clearly get all the sex he needs.

    • jen

      let me guess: anything that isn't khaki or denim= hipster? how boring…..

      • dashete

        Yeah it's like the new vague blanket insult for the decade. Like 'Yuppie' in the 80s and 'Jock' in the 90s. Need to get more creative.

  • Irishstephen

    #24 Oh look! Want AND Need!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000018963941 Tim Brown

    #16 Would let me die happy.

    • poiuy

      no, she probably wouldnt

  • AssClown

    #24 Photosh…never mind. MOAR!

  • http://Homes4Men.com Stafferty

    #10 #16 #26
    So much need

    • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

      You picked money first… I have some bad news for you!

      • Patricio

        If you have #10, you can get #16 and #26.

        • Slickback

          yeah. but if you have game, you won't need #10 to get #16 and #26.

          • JV5

            damn you I wanted to point that out

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    I didn't know Bruce Willis played James Bond.

    • Legend

      I thought it looked like Frank Sinatra

      • Tuff Guy

        Clearly Sean Connery

    • zb72

      Last time I checked James Bond carried a Walther PPK .380

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo


    • doreen

      How about THIS side boob?

  • http://www.facebook.com/Shylagr Shyla Gordon-Russell

    Then Chive on 🙂

    • Wild Ticker


  • tbaker67

    here let me hold that for you #10

  • Verbal_Kint

    #18 If anyone's got a lead on these, I need. These will make supreme x-mas gifts.

  • creechjuice

    #8 Jason Biggs? Wow his career went downhill fast….

    • Master_Rahl

      "Don't you recognize me? Look at me. I'm the pie fucker"

  • Shant1k

    #11 goes well with #9 and #8

  • beat rice

    #12 I honestly moved my screen trying to remove that damned glare. Dumbass…….

    • Unfkngblvbl

      me too, although I moved my head, not the screen

  • Blindsided5

    #30 look I love The Chive but $10 to ship two coffee mugs is pretty steep when they are $11.99 themselves.

    • Chive Admin


      • http://twitter.com/itsjaredlol @itsjaredlol

        Also, let's take a meme we didn't come up with because we are the least creative motherfuckers on earth and sell it like we did for a retarded price.

        • Lotus

          Gotta love the Chive, cashing in on the poor saps dumb enough to buy this crap. I miss when they didn't sell things and concentrated on good content…

    • Unfkngblvbl

      already sold out

    • Juan

      Anyone else think "Y U So" should have been under the picture?

      • Juke NeZeer

        anyone else think The Chive staff should come up with their own shit?

        • http://twitter.com/itsjaredlol @itsjaredlol

          That would involve work that doesn't mean putting a trendy filter on a camera or talking about Patty or posting unfunny "motivational posters."

          • The Tick


  • steve

    #16and #26 want AND need

  • wkdfrog

    #22 Cool. Shame no one wears watches now and just uses their phone

    • the other Jen

      they still wear them. they just dont need to look at them anymore

    • Dr_StrangePants

      some 9 year-old with an iPhone (why…parents….just why?)
      asked me if i only wear mine for style.
      I couldn't think of an answer that didn't make me fell like an old-man.

      • nitrox

        5 to 10 years battery life is a good reason for me.

    • edr

      Anyone know where to get this?

      • FionnR

        thats what I'm wondering too :/

      • Mads

        +1 would be killer to own one of those.

      • cracknsack

        Designed by Gennady Martynov & Emre Cetinkoprulu, it was on yanko design a while back. Don't think it's in production though.

      • Prangsta

        It is a concept only as far as I could find.

  • bbqboobs

    #13 I think she spilled some kind of red drink on her shirt.

    • JKLOL

      Its a heart moron!

      jk, jk…I see it too

    • the other Jen

      too bad i couldnt wear this shirt without being considered a whore. godamn double standards!

    • ur-right

      i think it's a kiss mark (the hand pointing the index finger)

  • wkdfrog

    #17 Hoverboard or GTFO

    • Master_Rahl

      right on, these Mags mean nothing unless we're defying gravity on one of those sweet SWEET boards.

    • duke

      nike just came out with these for sale, $5000 a pair….

      • Joeyk

        Yeah and theyre NOT power laces which is what made them awesome..however its for michael j foxs charity which is cool.

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