Owl gets saved and spends everyday repaying its rescuer (21 Photos)

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  • We Want Boobs

    Where the hell are the NSFW photos of the FLBP girls? We want to see the big Chivette titties!!!!!

    Come on Chive!!!!

    • TheChive Admin

      We promise it will be soon!

    • maggiemay13

      I seriously hope The Chive doesn't do this, I'd be disappointed. There are plenty of websites out there where you can look at naked women, I don't want The Chive to be one of those. Lets keep it just a little classy here.

      • Patches

        Yes because girls sending headless closeup shots of their tits and asses in tiny underwear for a bunch of random strangers to look at is incredibly classy.

        • maggiemay13

          Which is why I said "just a little classy." I realize there are a lot of not so classy women posting to The Chive but I believe there are just as many beautiful women who can flaunt their stuff. Because, lets face it, seing women in tiny underwear and bras is just as natural as seeing women in swimsuits. You're pretty much seeing the same amount of skin, just my opinion though.

        • Boom!

          jaaaa!! burrrrn

        • TRON

          win

      • A BiPolar Guy

        NSFW does not have to be nude for many jobs. I don't think I'd want to be caught looking at any of the posts of women on the chive. Fear of sexual harassment complaints is strong and certainly doesn't require nudity.

        • maggiemay13

          You have a very good point here, not gonna lie. But I don't find it that hard to not Chive at work, sure it makes work a lot less fun but it's better to keep your job. Priorities people, priorities.

      • Scientific Chiver

        I agree with you as well, I love coming to the Chive for the laughs and random stuff. I think that the SC, FLBP, MTG, BYBT, and Hump DAR posts do a good job (mostly) of showing natural beauty, and I think it should stay that way.

    • oliver

      This is a great post. Very chive worthy. I love the animal posts. I can send them to my co-workers without pitfall.

    • Eh.

      Go to http://www.google.com, type porn, click search, and presto plenty of NSFW FLBP.

      I come to the chive for a laugh, and the randomness/awesomeness.

      If all you want is tits then GTFO!

    • The Truth

      How the hell did this get so many thumbs down? With the top/first comment of every DAR/DMA post being something along the lines of "Dude, tits!", no matter how funny all of the other stuff is, I don't get it. People thumbing this down are bullshitting themselves.

      • Guesty

        retarded much?

    • will

      thumbs down this post at once!!

      • yer dad

        Well if this doesnt prove the average chiver is either 16 or 50 nothings gonna. Tits in bikinis are great- tits out swinging and being all soppy and nasty, thats just heaven. El chivers es beaches. lol.

    • Erik D

      The best posts on the chive are the funny pics and the cute/interesting stories. I can find naked girls doing all sorts of fun stuff all over the internet. Seeing pictures of girls in any kind of clothing does nothing for me. To quote Randy Marsh, "I've gotten used to seeing anything I want at the click of a button. Once you jack off to Japanese girls puking inside each other's mouths you can't exactly go back to reading Playboy"

      • maggiemay13

        Applause to you for quoting South Park! And I agree, the best posts on The Chive are the interesting stories about people or animals or just anything.

  • yo yo ma

    My balls smell owlful.

    • Guesty

      God, that was so bad.

      • Jen

        that was a good comment, hater

  • penlat

    I'll get that bitch a mouse, bitch's love mice!

    • http://www.facebook.com/lmcpike Laura Pike

      its a dead mouse so its either a present or a death threat….

      • Steamboat Willie

        What if it's Deadmau5?

    • chiveasaurus

      Ever heard the phrase "overused meme?"

      • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

        Let me see if Spider-man has found any fucks for us to give.

  • wanker

    animals are so much better than humans

    • yo yo ma

      tell that to the mouse.

    • Ha.Ha.

      you wouldn't be saying that if this thing was regurgitating on your bed every morning

    • guest

      How can you say that? The point of this post/story is a man rehabilitated an owl back to full health expecting nothing in return whatsoever.

    • endlesssummerkid

      Humans are animals

      • floppsymcgee

        i was hoping someone would tell this guy that humans are animals

    • Chiver

      Then why don't you all just shoot yourselves and leave the world to the animals. Never seen such an idiotic comment.

    • PrimerGray

      Are you saying that because you always wake up alone?

    • Joe

      Humans are animals. Don't let your ego make you forget that.

    • AnCen

      many animals eat the weakest of the litter, cats torment mice before they kill them, and pretty much all animals engage in incest.

      how are they better?

      • The Chivery

        Us Chivers do the last thing too. And?

        Chive on!

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      animals are better than humans….especially with Ranch….mmmmmmm

    • http://www.facebook.com/danizephyr Ivette Zamoider

      seriously, when was the last time YOU brought a mouse to a loved one? lol no seriously, animals are better than humans.

    • Short Bus All Stars

      Calm down chicken fucker

  • JAMon

    #6 hell of a way to wake up

    • Urgas

      Breakfast in bed. Don't be ungrateful.

      • somos

        +1. Completely agree.

    • https://www.facebook.com/Luispedrosato Luis Pedro Gonçalves

      Better a mouse than a dead snake

  • Bubba

    #6 Thanks for bringing dead mice in my bed.

    • beat rice

      "hey. hey you. hey wake up i brought you something"
      "damn it owl it's three in the god damn morning go to sleep"

  • Underhill

    Those folks appear to have quite a menagerie.

    • DeDav

      I think you aren't getting enough thumbs up because people don't know what menagerie means.

      • NJF

        Probably. Also I think everyone secretly wants to own exotic animals as domesticated pets but there are risks.

      • Jilttt

        that's because Chivers are as dumb as one of those dead mice.

        • Guesty Chivery

          totally agree. Wanna get together and bash Chivers while comparing penis size?

          • Shoe Horn O'Plenty

            Words cannot express the pain in my stomach of all the laughter to this comment!!!!! LOL!!!!

            • Jen

              Thank you, I try.

  • https://www.facebook.com/schulzen Federico Schulzen

    #18 SOON

    • hMMMM

      #7 and #10 as well. Crazy eyes are scary.

  • Biggus Diccus

    I wish I had an owl. Then I'd be somewhat smooth like Keith Stone.

    • commodoresixtyfour

      or david bowie from labrynth either way…

  • LC

    #13 wtf is it doing? i cannot look away…

    • whatsthereAlex

      Hypnoowl will do that to you.

    • DeDav

      ALL HAIL HYPNO OWL.

    • kiwii

      My soul it haz eet

    • project_2501

      Are those mice legs coming out of it's mouth?

  • Zedhere

    Now if he can only train it to bring back wallets.

    • Kosta

      or beer

    • blub

      iLol'd

  • Guest

    You could write

    SOON

    on every picture!

  • r@f

    #6 Thanks for helping me. Here's a dead rat.

  • LiquidE

    #20 Owl – You said you were having trouble with your mouse working so I brought you a new one. Hope you like it.

    • GarySA

      Awesome Comment

  • the other Jen

    ha! this is adorable

    • Jeralin

      It really is, would love to see a study on this behaviour too… crazy interesting to see something like gratitude coming from an animal, but that's the nerd in me talking.

      • http://www.facebook.com/izzzyy Dixie Murphy Ross

        I agree, it's interesting to wonder what animal psychology is at work here

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Not a squirrel within a mile of this guy's house. Well played.

  • Rick

    I'lll bet that house smells of leather bound books, fine mohogany and owl excrement…

  • Do0zer

    Now that is a cute story! Thanks chive!

  • marc

    I WANT TO JIZZ ON PAULA HAIR

    • thetech2

      neanderthal man speaqk and kant spel should stik to draawin piktures

  • Smuggler

    #11 What? What are you saying? Oh right, you're fucking dead.

    • OhSomeEvil

      LOL @ Smuggler,
      I thought the same thing when looking at this picture.

    • Black6dog

      I fucking love anti-humor!

  • Ha

    #6 best way to wake up ever, an owl standing on your chest and dropping a dead rat on your face

  • Chris

    No deadmou5 jokes ?

  • Nolaboy

    Beware of the Attack OWL!!

    #18

  • RGT1026

    Shoulda got a falcon.

    • crazydog

      heh

  • Jen

    anyone else deathly afraid of owls? Imagine if that huge bird was actually inside of your house…

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