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  • Josh Gorter

    #1 That is why you don't divide by zero.

    • Biggus Diccus

      It's just a spillway, not an asymptote

    • Chris

      Anybody want to see it on google maps it's at the intersection of

      N Fitzhugh Ave & St Johns Dr
      Highland Park, TX 75205

      Pretty much George W. Bush's neighborhood.

    • ibillionserved

      yep yep yep and the milionth billionth time..

    • Just Sayin'

      Meh, that joke's getting a bit old now :/

      • Joeyk

        Jokes beaten to death on the internet? Wha??

    • schmitty

      what's funnier is that what you're looking at is called a glory hole

    • PooponSmith


      Kill it with C4 !

  • Anonymous

    #7 is bunk. I build elevators!

  • AssClown

    #13 Still $90 million gayer than Harry Potter…

    • BAMBAM

      Twilight, gayer than gay sex

  • TeSpecialChiver

    #28 Looks like me when i was a baby.

    • Anjin-San

      Would you kill this baby, if you had the possibility of travelling through time?

      • Thatllteachhim

        No, but I would kidnap him and sell him to a Jewish family.

        • Anjin-San

          well played sir…
          very well played

          • cincy o

            Somewhere there's a Hank Williams Jr. Joke, i just can't figure it out….

      • kashakesh

        Actually, I would have gone back and accepted him to art school. Vienna – 1907 – Problem solved.

        • gnocco

          But not the final solution…..

          • gbody

            Oh, VERY well played, sir!

      • fasterthanu

        I would have given him a descent haircut.

  • chicago

    #27 flip over the iceberg and it describes me

    • blub


      • Berry White

        well played sir

  • Selby

    #12 Or as I like to call it, a sampler platter.

    • McBeastie

      Or as Hunter Thompson liked to call it… a Tuesday.

  • a_schoenoprasum



    • Calin Chifor

      where's the mustache ?

      • Verbal_Kint

        Tune in tomorrow. Almost guaranteed it'll be here…

    • Charlie_Cheen

      Words probably not said too often: "Awww, Hitler is so cute."

  • monkey

    #14 this is freaking awesome.

    • ...

      Can people realise that the soviet union doesnt exist anymore

      • Jeffster

        no they can't
        and I'm pretty sure some of the african flags are wrong.

        Anyways this is a pretty old pic

        • walther

          Greenland is also wrong

          • Azzy77

            No Greenland is part of Denmark, that is correct.

            • Hans Peder Kirkegaard

              But Greenland has its own flag. Greenlanders would never use the danish flag to identify the whole country. You know how I know? Because I am from there :)

        • Rudi

          You're right, pre-90's I think, the South African flag is still the old one

    • Marc

      anybody have a wallpaper version of this?

  • deleted4255536

    pointless trivia facts, no warning signs for swimmers or boaters in #1 is this what we have to look forward to under Obama? #2

    • Mrs_Conejo

      Stan, unfortunately over spending and over printing $ is the government’s Achilles heel, it is not just an Obama or Bush policy blunder. Printing money that we can no longer borrow is not ideal. We should be careful with the path we are taking to avoid the mistakes made by the Weimar Republic depicted in the photo…
      ~shake off them hatters man.

      • Stan_Dalone

        Thank you Mrs. Conejo your support is appreciated, Haters gotta hate and their Ideas of getting rid of me by putting me down will never do them any good. The're thuimbing me down is of no cencern to me. I may not be the sharpest tack on the wall but I am an American who believes in the constitution and the pres and his dem cronies don't

        • Apollo!

          Can you back that constitution argument up?

          • FogHorn_LegHorn

            yes all ya have to do google his policies and what he has done to spite congress and senate saying he couldn't look it up

            • Patrick R Temple


        • FuckoffStan

          "I may not be the sharpest tack on the wall "

          Ladies and Gentlemen the UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE YEAR!!!!

        • R-Dub

          Dude, seriously, try getting your news from someplace other than Fox, and you may be surprised that Obama is not the socialist anti-christ they would have you believe.

          • Stan_Dalone

            Dude seriously I read CNN FOX BBC watch the news on TV he is that bad and he is no even waffling in his own health care bill give yourself an open mind and go back and do your homework

            • FuckoffStan

              "give yourself an open mind "?

              Man you just get stupider every day dont you?

    • Anjin-San

      Dividing by zero.. always dangerous

      • No You

        so is voting for obama into a second term

        • uga1

          agreed sir- bring on the thumbs down you dems

    • Dr. Peter Venkman

      Yes it's true….This man has no point.

    • Jason Byrd Marshall

      No, inflation is actually increasing only marginally under Obama, and not out of line with the last two decades worth of inflation. Commodities are increasing in price mostly due to increased overseas demand. People should really look shit up before trying to be clever.

      • Vitali


      • Stan_Dalone

        I wasn't trying to be clever I honestly don't know and I appreciate the honest answer. It was a concerned question

        • Mr. Cheney


        • FuckoffStan

          Yeah like you could be clever LMFAO

        • Honk

          yeah right that wasn't a question… nice try dipshit

        • Robin

          Holy Backpedal, Batman!

        • BAMBAM

          Good god your backpedling faster than most politicians.

          • Stan_Dalone

            Ya know what? it was a concerned question that doesn't change my opinion of Obama the worst president this country has ever had he a severe socialist. Don't like him never will he will continue to try to bury this country and should be impeached There, now you know what I think of him I was wondering where we were going with the devalued dollar fuckin morons

            • FuckoffStan

              "he a severe socialist."


              Might want to save that last brain cell Stanley

              • Stan_Dalone

                he is a severe socialist I love having you get riled up over my misspelling

            • Stan_Dalone

              bunch a fuckin liberal tree huggers. You want socialism go live in france or denamrk or mother russia or china in the mean time SFTU

              • FuckoffStan

                Where the hell is "denamrk"?

                Ever heard the term "free country" Dumbass?


                • Stan_Dalone

                  so therefore you are free to spew the bullshit you do. How's your plan working so far. You call me a moron yet you are the one wasting your time and energy storming around the posts trying to get rid of me in vain nit wit

                  • FuckoffStan

                    Trying to get rid of you? No not at all Stanley, I just enjoy pointing out time and time again how big of a fucking hypocrite you are.

                    'You call me a moron yet you are the one wasting your time and energy storming around the posts "

                    Oh you mean like what you do to Paula DUMBASS?

                    Wow you are completely fucking clueless

              • Politik

                China? A socialist country huh? I never knew….

                Fucking idiot.

            • BAMBAM

              I'm betting you just go with the popular opinion, a decade ago you were saying Bush is the worst president this country has ever had, you will probably say the same thing about the next, and I'm betting you don't even understand what socialism is, because America isn't turning socialist, in fact if you want to go somewhere with supposed socialism go to china or cuba.

              • Stan_Dalone

                good go to Vegas and give it a shot. you would lose I loved Reagan bush not so much.
                You cannot succeed at turning my words around. If you do your homework you will find that Obama is trying to take away your freedoms and rights at every turn. I know from what you said that you are voting for Obama in 2012 be careful what you wish for you might get it

                • Vegeta

                  we don't need to turn your words around, they aren't in any real order.

                • McBeastie

                  The thing is, most democrats are unhappy with Obama right now too. But we have legitimate, sane, and rational reasons to be unhappy with our President. You have tinfoil hat concerns.

                • Patrick R Temple

                  Strip what freedoms and rights other then measures taken for "homeland security"?

                • Politik

                  Taking away our freedoms and rights huh? Is that what giving younger adults healthcare until they are 26, letting people choose their own healthcare plans and treatments under obamacare, and pushing forward the equalization of gays in society was? I never knew…

                  fucking idiot.

      • uga1

        shut up..

    • fasterthanu

      Coming from a kid to young to vote.

      • Stan_Dalone

        hey dumbass just because you are twelve does not mean anyone else is grow up

        • FuckoffStan

          "does not mean anyone else"

          Ummmmmmmm Stanley there are lots of people that are 12. You know…. like those girls you keep offering candy to? Oh and its time to clean the van

  • DeDav

    #11 I'm sorry, someone's going to need to clear this one up for me. Yes, it's Van Gogh, what's with the gun thing?

    • Stan_Dalone

      shot his ear off

      • FuckoffStan

        Wow youre really are THAT FUCKING STUPID!

      • Nro87

        He cut his ear off, moron.

        • Ronnie

          hopefully, he was joking.

        • Yup

          … before you call someone a moron, you might get your facts straight, dipshit.
          This has nothing to do with him cutting off his ear, so stfu and think before you type.

          The fact that you couldn't simply answer his question without calling him a moron just proves the asshole you apparently are.

          Can we all stop being dicks to each other for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES???
          If you haven't got anything useful or helpful to say, shut the hell up!

          • Broseph Stalin

            I like how you lead by example….. oh wait

          • bridgemaster

            he was replying to the guy who said he shot his ear off, not the question. "stfu and think before you type" -1 for using "stfu" moron

            • Stan_Dalone

              kiss my ass bitch

              • FuckoffStan

                Awwwwwwwwww poor Stanley has his little winkie in a knot

                • Beena

                  Wow………just ammmm wow….

      • Stan_Dalone

        I stand corrected yes he cut it off apologies

        • FuckoffStan

          The fact that you didnt already know that speaks volumes to your intelligence and lack thereof

        • fasterthanu

          Uncultured swine!

    • Rick

      He died from a gunshot wound to the stomach. Some people believe he took the heat for a couple of kids that were playing w/ a gun that accidentally shot him and said it was a suicide attempt. The trajectory or the bullet and the location of the shot are both outside of typical suicidal norms.

    • Anon

      He died by shooting himself in the stomach, which because it's such a slow & painful way to die, leads some to believe foul play have been afoot

    • MOAR

      According to last night's 60 Minutes, he committed suicide by shooting himself in the stomach.

    • robob

      He told the cops he shot himself in the stomach, but now someone uncovered that he was probably shot by some kids and he covered up for them because he was gonna die anyway

      • DrROBOTO

        As far as the ear goes, The popular rumor is that he was actually covering for gauguin, who cut off his ear in a heated argument.The idea was Van gogh covered up for him because he had a lot of respect for the artist (who was very popular at the time) made the bs up about giving it to his gf so gaugin wouldnt get arrested.

        • Jesus

          According to everyone on here, apparently Van Goh was an extremely selfless dude then.

          • Adam

            That's hanging in the art institute of Chicago I believe. Great pace to visit if your in Chicago! Also has American Gothic.

            CHIVE ON FOR ART!

  • Tuttified

    #7 Soooo trying this right abbooouuuutttt now.

    • Михаил Рикэттс

      shouldnt work on any elevator. thats why their are firefighter keys. also you have to put an elevator on "independant" which requires a key as well

    • StatusReport

      Please report back. I think this is a crock of Paula.

      • Sorry Paula

        No offense to the poor crock.

    • StaticFX

      ive seen this before and have tried it on 6 different elevators… at first i thought it worked. But then, i found out it doesnt. at all…..

      • Craig

        Same here

    • Mike Varney

      Ive done this many different times and it has yet to not work

  • Trent Martin

    Kill it!

    • Evan Seiler

      With cuddles!

    • endlesssummerkid

      with fire!

      • P90

        With fuhrer?

        • The_Stif

          Very clever indeed. Made me smile.

          • uga1

            keep working on that bod stiffy, good work

            • The_Stif

              Sadly, that was a while back, and im about 15lbs heavier than I was there. But, I am back on track and actually may try for American Ninja Warrior this coming season.

    • Jeffster

      Nah you should go back in time and take the child and give it to a homely jewish family.

      • Notknowing

        As ironic an idea that maybe. Hitler did do some good waging war. He got the world economy out of the red and into the black. Speaking of which, I'm sure America will find another war to fight to help their economy out of the toilet.

  • sheoncebelieved

    #27 is a direct correlation to the insanity of the belief/religion of Global Warming

    • DoomsDayDub

      How so?

      • sheoncebelieved

        b/c those for Global Warming unconsciously are violent, immoral, have unacceptable sexual desires, are irrational and selfish.

        • daveh873

          Wait.. who are these people that are for global warming? Is there anyone out there that feels global warming is a great idea and we should do everything we can to make sure it happens?

        • DoomsDayDub

          My theory is that you are receiving unwarranted thumbs up on your comments due to your lovely backside. I ain't mad at cha!

    • Im Dumb Too

      Yea 85% of scientist world wide are in a massive get rich quick conspiracy… That makes more sense then oil and coal companies paying millions to descredit it in media.

      • sheoncebelieved

        google University of East Angola cooking the numbers.
        I live in SoCal and the last 5 years have not seen a decent summer. The world is getting cooler, not warmer.

        • Mr Milk

          Cool story bro – but the plural of 'anecdote' isn't 'data'.

          • Guest Commenter

            That shit made me laugh out loud. I'm stealing that as my own, hope you don't mind.

        • daveh873

          Seriously, look into what global warming entails. It isn't climate change. They are different things. Oh, and 5 years of personal localized experience doesn't prove much of anything.

      • bbqboobs

        I thought it was more like 98% of scientists. You can't get 98% percent of people to say that Hitler was a bad person, and I think that number is gonna keep dropping if they see #28

  • Michael JT Knox

    #7 I'll be trying that in a minute

    • therealsnowman

      Please hurry to level 4, 14 or 24. Free beer and plenty of women there just waiting for you……

  • Obama 4 Lyfe

    First Bitches! Fuck you internet losers!

    • Bear on Stilts

      Not even close.
      I think by definition of internet loser is proclaiming first in your post and your not even first.

      • faceplate


        • Dan

          your a douche

          • Douche

            You are*

    • bitchslap

      who's obama ?

      • Billy

        Nobody knows not even the people he supposedly went to school with.

        • SisterRape

          Your tin foil hat is falling off.

      • BAMBAM

        oh just some Hawaiian guy chilling out in a big house.

  • Jive

    #4 just gave me a headache

  • Marc-André Bernier

    #13 Stop that thing and PLEASE talk about real great movies…

  • Blumpkin

    #6 I guess my brother is a stubborn asshole because he wouldn't wait for November 1st

    • pleas

      My 6 yr old was born on Halloween and it was AWESOME!

    • Inviolability

      Your father defied your mother her defial of biology!

  • Tuttified

    #15 #16 #17 #18 #19 Oh, I guess the gf's nylons have uses other than getting tangled in my god damn laundry.

    • Bella

      There were four streakers who did that at my school, but they left the legs dangling. It was pretty epic.

    • Commando00

      I use my girlfriend's to get her tangled to the bedposts!

  • Marc-André Bernier

    #28 Where's the mustache?

    • BAMBAM

      he styled the moustache after seeing a charlie chaplain film.

  • Qwixel

    #1 The toilet on that houseboat has a hell of a flush!

    • Piesmagicos

      so, is there actually a explanation for this? Or a article someone can point me toward? Im really curious.

  • Anonymous

    #7, No 14th floor?

  • jpp407

    #20 too long.

  • Sterling Archer

    #25 Probably the only cool thing about 1899 was drinking out of that bottle

    • abcdefg

      That, and having a lively debate over the merits of the gold standard!

    • Lana


    • OhSomeEvil

      & the cocaine that was inside it.

  • SkyVader



    • Billy

      We ain't gunna take it.

      • Dave

        That's Twisted Sister bro. Both rock tho!

    • drummer113

      What you did there… I see it… and I like it.

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