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October 17, 2011 |
In: Funny, Interesting
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#1 That is why you don't divide by zero.
Meh, that joke's getting a bit old now :/
Jokes beaten to death on the internet? Wha??
what's funnier is that what you're looking at is called a glory hole
Kill it with C4 !
yep yep yep and the milionth billionth time..
Anybody want to see it on google maps it's at the intersection of
N Fitzhugh Ave & St Johns Dr
Highland Park, TX 75205
Pretty much George W. Bush's neighborhood.
It's just a spillway, not an asymptote
#7 is bunk. I build elevators!
#13 Still $90 million gayer than Harry Potter…
Twilight, gayer than gay sex
#28 Looks like me when i was a baby.
Would you kill this baby, if you had the possibility of travelling through time?
No, but I would kidnap him and sell him to a Jewish family.
well played sir…
very well played
Somewhere there's a Hank Williams Jr. Joke, i just can't figure it out….
Actually, I would have gone back and accepted him to art school. Vienna – 1907 – Problem solved.
But not the final solution…..
Oh, VERY well played, sir!
I would have given him a descent haircut.
#27 flip over the iceberg and it describes me
well played sir
#12 Or as I like to call it, a sampler platter.
Or as Hunter Thompson liked to call it… a Tuesday.
where's the mustache ?
Tune in tomorrow. Almost guaranteed it'll be here…
Words probably not said too often: "Awww, Hitler is so cute."
#14 this is freaking awesome.
Can people realise that the soviet union doesnt exist anymore
no they can't
and I'm pretty sure some of the african flags are wrong.
Anyways this is a pretty old pic
Greenland is also wrong
No Greenland is part of Denmark, that is correct.
But Greenland has its own flag. Greenlanders would never use the danish flag to identify the whole country. You know how I know? Because I am from there
You're right, pre-90's I think, the South African flag is still the old one
anybody have a wallpaper version of this?
pointless trivia facts, no warning signs for swimmers or boaters in #1 is this what we have to look forward to under Obama? #2
Dividing by zero.. always dangerous
so is voting for obama into a second term
agreed sir- bring on the thumbs down you dems
Yes it's true….This man has no point.
No, inflation is actually increasing only marginally under Obama, and not out of line with the last two decades worth of inflation. Commodities are increasing in price mostly due to increased overseas demand. People should really look shit up before trying to be clever.
I wasn't trying to be clever I honestly don't know and I appreciate the honest answer. It was a concerned question
Yeah like you could be clever LMFAO
yeah right that wasn't a question… nice try dipshit
Holy Backpedal, Batman!
Good god your backpedling faster than most politicians.
Ya know what? it was a concerned question that doesn't change my opinion of Obama the worst president this country has ever had he a severe socialist. Don't like him never will he will continue to try to bury this country and should be impeached There, now you know what I think of him I was wondering where we were going with the devalued dollar fuckin morons
bunch a fuckin liberal tree huggers. You want socialism go live in france or denamrk or mother russia or china in the mean time SFTU
Where the hell is "denamrk"?
Ever heard the term "free country" Dumbass?
so therefore you are free to spew the bullshit you do. How's your plan working so far. You call me a moron yet you are the one wasting your time and energy storming around the posts trying to get rid of me in vain nit wit
Trying to get rid of you? No not at all Stanley, I just enjoy pointing out time and time again how big of a fucking hypocrite you are.
'You call me a moron yet you are the one wasting your time and energy storming around the posts "
Oh you mean like what you do to Paula DUMBASS?
Wow you are completely fucking clueless
China? A socialist country huh? I never knew….
"he a severe socialist."
Might want to save that last brain cell Stanley
he is a severe socialist I love having you get riled up over my misspelling
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No Stanly not at all, just pointing our your lack of intelligence and inability to form a complete sentence time and time again.
But wait? I thought you were going to ignore me?
I'm betting you just go with the popular opinion, a decade ago you were saying Bush is the worst president this country has ever had, you will probably say the same thing about the next, and I'm betting you don't even understand what socialism is, because America isn't turning socialist, in fact if you want to go somewhere with supposed socialism go to china or cuba.
good go to Vegas and give it a shot. you would lose I loved Reagan bush not so much.
You cannot succeed at turning my words around. If you do your homework you will find that Obama is trying to take away your freedoms and rights at every turn. I know from what you said that you are voting for Obama in 2012 be careful what you wish for you might get it
The thing is, most democrats are unhappy with Obama right now too. But we have legitimate, sane, and rational reasons to be unhappy with our President. You have tinfoil hat concerns.
Strip what freedoms and rights other then measures taken for "homeland security"?
we don't need to turn your words around, they aren't in any real order.
Taking away our freedoms and rights huh? Is that what giving younger adults healthcare until they are 26, letting people choose their own healthcare plans and treatments under obamacare, and pushing forward the equalization of gays in society was? I never knew…
Stan, unfortunately over spending and over printing $ is the government’s Achilles heel, it is not just an Obama or Bush policy blunder. Printing money that we can no longer borrow is not ideal. We should be careful with the path we are taking to avoid the mistakes made by the Weimar Republic depicted in the photo…
~shake off them hatters man.
Thank you Mrs. Conejo your support is appreciated, Haters gotta hate and their Ideas of getting rid of me by putting me down will never do them any good. The're thuimbing me down is of no cencern to me. I may not be the sharpest tack on the wall but I am an American who believes in the constitution and the pres and his dem cronies don't
Can you back that constitution argument up?
yes all ya have to do google his policies and what he has done to spite congress and senate saying he couldn't look it up
"I may not be the sharpest tack on the wall "
Ladies and Gentlemen the UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE YEAR!!!!
Dude, seriously, try getting your news from someplace other than Fox, and you may be surprised that Obama is not the socialist anti-christ they would have you believe.
Dude seriously I read CNN FOX BBC watch the news on TV he is that bad and he is no even waffling in his own health care bill give yourself an open mind and go back and do your homework
"give yourself an open mind "?
Man you just get stupider every day dont you?
Coming from a kid to young to vote.
hey dumbass just because you are twelve does not mean anyone else is grow up
"does not mean anyone else"
Ummmmmmmm Stanley there are lots of people that are 12. You know…. like those girls you keep offering candy to? Oh and its time to clean the van
#11 I'm sorry, someone's going to need to clear this one up for me. Yes, it's Van Gogh, what's with the gun thing?
shot his ear off
He cut his ear off, moron.
hopefully, he was joking.
… before you call someone a moron, you might get your facts straight, dipshit.
This has nothing to do with him cutting off his ear, so stfu and think before you type.
The fact that you couldn't simply answer his question without calling him a moron just proves the asshole you apparently are.
Can we all stop being dicks to each other for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES???
If you haven't got anything useful or helpful to say, shut the hell up!
I like how you lead by example….. oh wait
he was replying to the guy who said he shot his ear off, not the question. "stfu and think before you type" -1 for using "stfu" moron
kiss my ass bitch
Awwwwwwwwww poor Stanley has his little winkie in a knot
Wow………just ammmm wow….
I stand corrected yes he cut it off apologies
The fact that you didnt already know that speaks volumes to your intelligence and lack thereof
Wow youre really are THAT FUCKING STUPID!
He died from a gunshot wound to the stomach. Some people believe he took the heat for a couple of kids that were playing w/ a gun that accidentally shot him and said it was a suicide attempt. The trajectory or the bullet and the location of the shot are both outside of typical suicidal norms.
#11 And he might not of cut his own ear off either
He also was going out into a field with all of his painting supplies, which would be an odd thing to do if one was going to commit suicide.
Ah well thank you Rick, that was the clearest, if not the only GOOD, explanation I've gotten on this. Thanks for that then.
He died by shooting himself in the stomach, which because it's such a slow & painful way to die, leads some to believe foul play have been afoot
According to last night's 60 Minutes, he committed suicide by shooting himself in the stomach.
He told the cops he shot himself in the stomach, but now someone uncovered that he was probably shot by some kids and he covered up for them because he was gonna die anyway
As far as the ear goes, The popular rumor is that he was actually covering for gauguin, who cut off his ear in a heated argument.The idea was Van gogh covered up for him because he had a lot of respect for the artist (who was very popular at the time) made the bs up about giving it to his gf so gaugin wouldnt get arrested.
According to everyone on here, apparently Van Goh was an extremely selfless dude then.
That's hanging in the art institute of Chicago I believe. Great pace to visit if your in Chicago! Also has American Gothic.
CHIVE ON FOR ART!
#7 Soooo trying this right abbooouuuutttt now.
Please report back. I think this is a crock of Paula.
No offense to the poor crock.
ive seen this before and have tried it on 6 different elevators… at first i thought it worked. But then, i found out it doesnt. at all…..
shouldnt work on any elevator. thats why their are firefighter keys. also you have to put an elevator on "independant" which requires a key as well
Ive done this many different times and it has yet to not work
Very clever indeed. Made me smile.
keep working on that bod stiffy, good work
Sadly, that was a while back, and im about 15lbs heavier than I was there. But, I am back on track and actually may try for American Ninja Warrior this coming season.
Nah you should go back in time and take the child and give it to a homely jewish family.
As ironic an idea that maybe. Hitler did do some good waging war. He got the world economy out of the red and into the black. Speaking of which, I'm sure America will find another war to fight to help their economy out of the toilet.
#27 is a direct correlation to the insanity of the belief/religion of Global Warming
b/c those for Global Warming unconsciously are violent, immoral, have unacceptable sexual desires, are irrational and selfish.
Wait.. who are these people that are for global warming? Is there anyone out there that feels global warming is a great idea and we should do everything we can to make sure it happens?
My theory is that you are receiving unwarranted thumbs up on your comments due to your lovely backside. I ain't mad at cha!
Yea 85% of scientist world wide are in a massive get rich quick conspiracy… That makes more sense then oil and coal companies paying millions to descredit it in media.
I thought it was more like 98% of scientists. You can't get 98% percent of people to say that Hitler was a bad person, and I think that number is gonna keep dropping if they see #28
google University of East Angola cooking the numbers.
I live in SoCal and the last 5 years have not seen a decent summer. The world is getting cooler, not warmer.
Seriously, look into what global warming entails. It isn't climate change. They are different things. Oh, and 5 years of personal localized experience doesn't prove much of anything.
Cool story bro – but the plural of 'anecdote' isn't 'data'.
That shit made me laugh out loud. I'm stealing that as my own, hope you don't mind.
#7 I'll be trying that in a minute
Please hurry to level 4, 14 or 24. Free beer and plenty of women there just waiting for you……
First Bitches! Fuck you internet losers!
Not even close.
I think by definition of internet loser is proclaiming first in your post and your not even first.
your a douche
who's obama ?
Nobody knows not even the people he supposedly went to school with.
Your tin foil hat is falling off.
oh just some Hawaiian guy chilling out in a big house.
#4 just gave me a headache
#13 Stop that thing and PLEASE talk about real great movies…
#6 I guess my brother is a stubborn asshole because he wouldn't wait for November 1st
My 6 yr old was born on Halloween and it was AWESOME!
Your father defied your mother her defial of biology!
#15 #16 #17 #18 #19 Oh, I guess the gf's nylons have uses other than getting tangled in my god damn laundry.
I use my girlfriend's to get her tangled to the bedposts!
There were four streakers who did that at my school, but they left the legs dangling. It was pretty epic.
#28 Where's the mustache?
he styled the moustache after seeing a charlie chaplain film.
#1 The toilet on that houseboat has a hell of a flush!
so, is there actually a explanation for this? Or a article someone can point me toward? Im really curious.
#7, No 14th floor?
#20 too long.
#25 Probably the only cool thing about 1899 was drinking out of that bottle
& the cocaine that was inside it.
That, and having a lively debate over the merits of the gold standard!
We ain't gunna take it.
That's Twisted Sister bro. Both rock tho!
What you did there… I see it… and I like it.
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