Want vs Need (35 photos)

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Durable plastic ‘Keep Calm‘ and Chive logo tumblers on sale now at TheChivery.com. And Don’t forget about the new CHIVE pint glasses!

  • Pete_Rock

    Want #3
    Need #20

    • Jorge

      i think that is the other way around!
      want #3? need #20!

      • Jorge

        I mean:
        want #20? need #3!

    • random

      ok, i got it… Own #3, acquire #20

      • Allscool

        the car is cheaper

    • steve

      jessica clement

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

    #5 Now that I could use

    • ddd

      only a shitty avocado would cut that cleanly.

    • nah

      unitasker piece of shit

      • Dick Salad

        not true, miniature hockey mask for tiny pets

    • LuvH8fulChix

      Considering how often I eat avocados, I'll just suffer through the hell that is cutting them with a knife.

  • neefgeefd

    #15 was a badass movie

    • Makes No Excuses

      was the worst freaking movie I have ever had the agony of watching

      • Jimmy Asshat

        – likes Twilight and bags full of dicks (all touching each other).

        • Makes No Excuses

          ok if you have actually watched this movie and though it was awesome…. you are clearly a mental midget…..

          this movie…from the preview looked like an awesome car chase movie… I originally thought it had some serious potential… but the writers must have been complete pine riders. The dialogue.. or lack there of was fucking horrid…. the plot? WAY worse….It had a few decent actions scenes but other than that it was fucking clown shoes.

          Save the bag of dicks for your mom, dickbeater.

          • VFR_Dude

          • Michael

            "Drive" was not what I was expecting it to be for sure. And the dialogue was awful. The times where the movie went in the slow motion and minutes went by with no dialogue it was very weird.

            Lack of car chase scenes really bugged me, I did not like the film and Gosling had some strange fetish with that lame scorpion jacket. His character wore it even drenched in blood.

            • Makes No Excuses

              Michael just got the "voice of reason award" for today.

              Congratulations on your achievement Michael. There will be a cupcake eating session following the award presentation ceremony.

              • http://www.facebook.com/andydurandy Andrew Durand

                Where you two dolts expecting Fast and Furious?

                • Makes No Excuses

                  Thank you for that well thought out and intelligent comment Andrew. We should all be grateful to have someone as adept as you to set us straight.

            • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=503174755 Tj Huddleston

              You children clearly don't know good movies… It was purposely slow with beautiful cinematography. I agree it wasn't what I expected but none the less, a beautifully shot movie with a few great action driving scenes, great bloody kill scenes, and a nice sound track… the story could've been better towards the end though.

              • Ima Dick

                You say they don't know good movies but then fail to mention anything about the plot in your upsides. Yes, it was a beautifully shot movie but that is all it was, director porn. They gave absolutely no reason for anyone to give flying fuck about the main character, there were plot holes you could drive a semi through, and there were no real plot twists or turns whatsoever. Your argument is the equivalent or saying a girl is marriage material because she has a great rack. It's shallow and has zero intellectual substance.

                TLDR- Drive is the most overrated movie in a long time.

          • http://www.facebook.com/jake.lemaire Jake Lemaire

            THANK YOU!

            This was the one film this year that I was seriously looking forward to, and it was soooo disappointing. The trailer looked fucking rad but NOTHING HAPPENS for most if not all of the movie!!!

    • Anonymous
    • https://www.facebook.com/tanks13 Juan Tank Anzures

      that movie did suck ass

    • Erggh

      Me want Vin Diesel-cars go fast VRRROOOM! Things go BOOOOM!!! Catchphrases and long, homoerotic bro stares!! Not understand stylized pacing and images used to tell story! Don't understand=must be GAY!

      • Ima Dick

        Grrrr, me no like people who no like movie I like that looks pretty. Make perfect sense that car hit other car fast and headlights still work! Me likey stylized pointless violence. NO CARE about gaping plot holes or lack of character development, MOVIE LOOK PRETTY! Disagree with me must be gay.

        • Erggh

          We join lady in lawsuit-make class action-win all the moneys!!! http://gawker.com/5847970/woman-files-lawsuit-ove
          I take money, make "Fastest Furries"- Vin Diesel and Paul Walker no homo, race car, best friends…in FURRY costumes! Special appearance by Tom Cruise-make even more moneys!!!

      • 9099

        sounds like the average chiver……

    • mouchette
    • Paul

      The Pacifier was better than this piece of shit..

  • Emerson_T

    #1 definitely need

    • kar guy

      always good to have a boat that matches your car.

    • mouchette

      best on the list

  • Pete_Rock

    #30 is awesome!

    • Dick Salad

      If your a hippy fuck

  • Wet_tosti

    #34 Must have. If i buy now can i have above pics for free pretty please??

  • Holy Hell

    I want what I want when I want it.
    I got what I got when they had it.

    • KevMission80

      No thanks. I already have Photshop.

  • http://www.facebook.com/mattpeace Matthew Dj-Diesel Baron

    I see you guys love Uncrate as much as I do

    • 2pumpdump

      you sir… are 1 big nig.

  • jrey81

    #11…..well now i do …#25 & #26… magnets? pretty cool…. want…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1435884678 Claudio Andre da Silva

      #25 and #26
      Burn the Witch!

      • JT Mo-Nay

        How do they work? fucking magnets.

      • nathan

        magnets is the only thing i can think of, but without another fixed magnet above it, what would keep the top part centered? wouldn't every time the table vibrated even a little that thing would fly at your head?

      • Kyle

        Found the website after googling hover lamps. $1,300 a piece. Pass.

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      Yeah,I'm thinking Mag-Lev.

    • Dick Salad

      #11 is great because whether you eat it now or find it under your car seat 4 years later it will retain the same size, color, texture, and taste…

  • patov40

    #5, want, #23, need, #24, WANT!!

    • James



  • Brian

    15 bucks for a single pint glass? 13 for a plastic cup!

    C'mon, now. Let's not let it go to our heads.

    • ddd

      they will sell

      • ddd


    • Joey

      Don't forget shipping, absolutely ridiculous for some plastic with a sticker on it.

    • Jordan

      That is ridiculous. I agree. Maybe its the extra packing so that UPS doesn't break them.

    • Guesty

      overpriced stuff in store, still loading your site to the gills with ads. I'm all about making a buck or two, and good on ya for doing it, but this is just fucking greedy now.
      *However, most of the idiots on here will buy them, so fuck it. amiright?

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1071870061 Andrew Haag

      Agreed!! The price is too damn high!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      What's worse; no cup with Paula avatar!??! I need a cup!

      – the one you love to hate

    • Mark

      Selling out like $2 whore on Friday night. Kinda seems like Eduardo from The Social Network.

    • Dick Salad

      You don't have to like it but bitching about items that cost $13 which have absolutely no influence on your day to day life, makes you look like a whiny cheap ass

    • Jeffster

      cheaper and easier to make your own, probably eventually appear on instructables or something.

  • steve

    #19,20, 27and 24.. want and need

  • Seriously Chive

    God damn stop slapping your logo on everything and trying to sell it to me. Let the thumbs down begin but just fucking stop it.

    • hassssss

      but if i buy it and take a picture with it they'll put me on the intertubes!

      there are probably enough douche bag hipsters or narcissistic broads on this site thinking that to make it worth their while.

    • rabble

      just don't buy it?

      • LuvH8fulChix

        Or buy lots of them…but do it IRONICALLY.

    • marketing dept.

      sorry we keep calling you, but your membership fee is overdue. Oh and sorry I broke your Bud Light glass you left on the patio.

  • SpacemanSpiff_

    I want to need this #1

  • Magnus

    I think, I need a number #20 asap!

    • Adam

      Who wouldn't want their own Jessica Jane Clement, even the ladies couldn't say no to her.

      • Bubba

        tx for the name! Googling the sh*t out of her.

  • AssClown

    #11 Back in 15 minutes. I'm gonna… go water….my….my balloon animals

  • real talk

    #22 g19 keyboard is better

    • 2pumpdump

      but still cant use on console's

  • Skedaddle

    #19 #20 must have.

  • cashmoneybrian

    #20 need it the only way to describe whats happening right here

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  • Andrew

    #14 is a need

  • jasgat

    #33 How about some t-shirts guys?

    • Cruzer117

      I second that!

  • Guesty

    Over/Under line on comments saying they need girls = 50
    Over/Under line on comments saying they need tumblers = 75

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000018963941 Tim Brown

    I dont really see the point in #10

    • http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brand_n

      Magically epic jazz hands, obviously.

    • casting couch

      Minority Report.

  • jjjmc

    I found theChive maybe a year ago. So glad that I did. However… something about it I can't describe.. It's like it became such a cult following that people are a little too into it.. like I said, I can't describe it. Chive on is a little out of control. Visiting the site is amazing and great fun but outside of that, I don't know. It could be all the merchandise and stuff..

    • Dick Salad

      did they come to your house and force you to comment too? *puts tin foil hat back on*

      • jjjmc

        was just sayin', good sir…

        I think I lost a little respect for the Chive logo after seeing it on a plastic cup. Maybe it's just me, possibly it made your day.

        • marketing dept.

          Try increasing your donation to the site.


      Never question the chive….they will turn up with a hypnotoad and tell you everyth…..All Glory to the Hypnotoad and Chive

    • Drew

      I agree – I found theChive about the same time. It's like watching a coffee shop you loved become StarBuks. It was/is neat, but it also feels like it's trying to grow too quickly & cash in while it's 'cool' (remember Big Boys to Break?(daily visit changed to once every 6 months+ for me)). I still love it, but don't need to visit everyday; and for that matter, backtrack to the days I've missed. Last time the shirts were available I was able to get one in the cart, but then I passed because I thought about the type of people who would recognize the shirt. It used to be more of the 'odd ball, but fun club' but then turned into Jersey Shore. Ed Hardy was awesome before the douchebags got to it… The pint glasses have my attention though.

      • Old Man

        Completely agree

      • Jimmy C

        Ed Hardy was never awesome.

        • Paul

          Also agree.

      • Paul

        Agree. Maybe if less time was spent trying to merchandise the site they could cyt down on the reposts. Still love The Chive, but it does seem to have changed. However, on that change is what enables them to help the girl with the safe room, the couple get thier dream wedding, and the local volunteer fire department raise $$$.

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