Pumpkins like these shouldn’t even be possible (30 Photos)

  • Fyarl666


  • Cruzer117

    #20 Very nice!

    • Just saw it!

      Is it only me or does the predators mouth remind any one els of a lady's private parts?

  • Anonymous

    Gaping butt hole?

  • penn6602

    #14 Pans Labrynth…awesomely original
    #18 Gross…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

      great movie too

      • fed


    • 340Swinger

      The Pale Man still completely freaks me out. Every time.

    • mouchette

      #18's pretty classy-I'm sure the creator isn't full retard.

  • jim_bee

    Cool pumpkin yo

  • jrey81

    #7 …. hooowwww????

    • newscot

      A wizard did it.

    • Elbie

      there are sticks (you know – wood) in it

    • MonkeyMadness

      Verrrry carefully!

    • DeDav

      They look like bamboo skewers that you could use for shish kabobs.

    • its_forge

      Very, very, very, very fucking carefully.

  • Hank Scorpio

    So tired of freaking pumpkin carvings.

    • newscot

      Is that why you clicked on the gallery titled "Pumpkins like these shouldn’t even be possible"? Were you expecting something else?

    • MonkeyMadness

      I'm here to help you out… next time, don't click on the gallery. Easy, right?

  • Ivoidwarranties

    I hate pumpkins, but I love jack-o-lanterns. Go figure…

  • AssClown

    #10 Children will go to that house and expect some candy…but alas they are to young to realize that this is in fact the house of Pedo-Trolls, where the only thing you'll get for Halloween is a cough drop, some granny butterscotch candy and if they're lucky some action from Uncle Diddles…

    • jrey81

      the worst… you get a choice of halls, breath-mints or a box of raisins… that ain't candy!!!

    • commodoresixtyfour

      or get taken down to uncle touchies naked puzzle basement.

  • jrey81

    #14, in my opinion one of Guillermo Del Toro's creepiest imaginings… awesome…. much respect to all of them really…

    • newscot

      This one was my favourite. I've seen that movie 10 times, and that guy still freaks me out.

    • MonkeyMadness

      I don't get freaked out easily, but that is one creature that got to me! It's not the best pumpkin carving I've ever seen, but I like the subject matter.

  • AssClown

    #18 GOATSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • oliverklosov

    #26 FAP FAP FAP!!! Hahaha.
    #20 GTFO…incredible.

  • SolidusSnake420

    #20 > #21

  • elijah

    #24, the bottom row should have disapeared

  • nananamatman

    Boop #2

  • Lokobo

    Those who get it, won't even want the candy anymore.

    • https://www.facebook.com/Bodhi.Rochelle Matty Rochelle

      What is it? lol

      • Lokobo

        Keep your innocence intact, my friend. There are things that cannot be unseen……….

    • Bilbo T-Baggins

      If only you had to reach in the pumpkin to get the candy…

  • Broseph Stalin

    #20 The predator's mouth looks like a va-jay!

    #18 That is fucking disgusting….

    • MonkeyMadness

      Go ahead, put your pee-pee in # 20, I dare ya.

  • http://www.facebook.com/FlibseyEmma Emma Oliver

    #30 i did a version of this last year!

    • Jon

      cool story, bro

  • larf

    #24 and where do put this piece when the bottom row wont go away

  • newscot

    #8 – Mind the gap!

    • Hunter X

      Holy SHIT. It's my ex!!

    • https://www.facebook.com/norb.rivera Norb Rivera

      oh crap! NOW I get it!!!
      feel stupid now…didn't know wtf was that at first look

  • OhSomeEvil

    #10 #25

    this will be my pumpkins this year.
    Happy Halloween!

  • commodoresixtyfour

    #22 "if any martians come around here ill kick their butt" – billy glenn norris

    • Stan_Dalone

      looks like the alien from destroy all humans

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=620549017 Jay Brink

        Mars Attacks…check it out…great movie

    • Ken

      Aack, aack, ack!

    • Buford_Justice

      Do the martians have two sexes, like we do?

  • RickyS

    #18 'Gory Hole'

  • Adam

    #20 Is insane that took a long time for sure.

    I did #29 last year as well actually I found the patterns on this website http://www.zombiepumpkins.com they have over 250 designs should be something for everyones jackolanterns.

    • Midnight Meat Train

      Zombiepumpkins.com rocks also check out stoneykins for shaded patterns.

  • Carol

    #8 Mind the Gap!!

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