Johnny Depp’s yacht seems nice (8 Photos)

Johnny Depp's 156 foot Vajoliroja, with its squared, wood cabin… wood everything for that matter. It was fashioned with vintage wood, gold, and velvet 'Orient Express' style interior. The ship was made to transport Depp and his family to his private island in the Bahamas… so he's got that going for him.

"Money doesn’t buy you happiness but it buys you a big enough yacht to sail right up to it."

Johnn Depp

  • Ryan


    • Dick Salad

      Thats pretty sweet! I'd like to give you the obligatory "Cool Story Bro"

  • Dick Salad

    "Money doesn’t buy you happiness but it buys you a big enough yacht to sail right up to it."
    Johnn Depp

    I love honest people but seriously money itself does make me happy.

    • DeDav

      But see, it didn't buy you anything, it just is happiness, that's what's so great about it!

    • Chomp536

      Money may not buy happiness but a lack of it sure causes a lot of anxiety.

    • ROK247

      anyone that says money doesn't buy happiness doesn't have any money and isn't happy. why the hell would you listen to any kind of advice they are trying to give you? tell them to come back when they get their shit together.

    • Iowa

      Pretty much. Having to not worry about money would remove almost all of my stress.

    • wells11490

      I saw his boat in nantucket this sumer betches.. he was dressed up like captain jack

      • ain'tlyin'


      • wells11490nodick

        your the guy from work that knows everyone but in reality you make up stories to cover your lack of social skills , and not to mention your tiny penis

    • bubblerider86

      I 'love' that most people who say that usually have money.( I can probably fake happiness, but faking money is a bit harder i think.)

    • luke

      Money doesn't buy happiness. Just Kidding.

  • Shannon Coverdale

    meh, some people have too much money

    • PubicJones

      Shut up bitch.

    • sass

      haters gonna hate

    • CaptainInsano

      And after seeing this I don't have enough

    • Ramrod

      He doesn't have too much now. Now he has a badass yacht. Problem solved!

    • Smuggler

      I find myself hating every comment you make.

  • oldmanmcdiii


    Boats are fucking great. Seriously, the most relaxed you can be ever.

    • JerkFace

      *cough, cough. This is the best seat in the house! *cough, cough

      • oldmanmcdiii

        Haha I didn't even realize that until just now. I just picked this one because it was the only open deck picture in the group.

    • Malkintosh22

      That's what the titanic's passengers thought.

  • sshuggi

    Boats & Hoes!

  • jrey81

    #5 & #7 just plush and classy. want.

    • houtini

      nice sarcasm.

      • Juoil

        I sure hope it was sarcasm. That's as kitsch as it gets.

  • @ADavis41

    Considerable upgrade compared to the Black Pearl.

    • Dick Salad

      I don't know. I mean if you could choose from this or a fully crewed and outfitted Black Pearl which would you choose? The Pearl may provide more entertainment.

      • theyellowfever

        As if a yacht like that couldn't be filled to the brim in trim in like zero seconds.

      • Jak

        Which one comes with the hoes?!

  • Dick Salad

    It's got two 480hp Caterpillar engines…

    • Stan_Dalone

      hey dick head love to get you guys going

      • Sleep_Salone

        Liar…you thought it was a sailboat you stupid cunt.

  • Edward

    Eh its ok.

  • Holy Hell

    I think he deserves a boat like this.
    Of course then, who doesn't ?

  • Ferret

    vajoliroja is that Duece for Whales Vagina

    • Bubba

      No, that´s hipster for `rare and you probably never heard of it´…

    • jdfish2279

      No, that's what San Diego means in German.

    • The_Dood

      I was thinking it sort of sounds like The Jolly Roger smashed together…

      • Nefaarious

        ya it does! if you say it in a Jack Sparrow accent haha

        • Shannon

          It's the fist letters of his family's names: Va (Vanessa), Jo (Johnny), LiRo (LilyRose), Ja(Jack).

    • Smuggler

      And what the fuck language is Duece? Did you mean deutsch, douche?

      • Jak

        Now that's fuckin' funny

      • Mrs_Conejo


  • jdfish2279

    Nice yacht for sure. Would like to know if he dresses up like Captain Jack when he is behind the wheel on that thing.

    • oldmanmcdiii

      If he can afford a private island and a yacht like this, he probably has someone else drive it for him.

  • Anonymous

    Hey ill be on the upper deck cushions inhaling boat fumes…….

  • zachytobaccy

    He was that Eddie Shearing-Fingers right?

  • Maynard G. Krebs

    That's NOT a sail boat.

  • Jala Meladuro

    I would sail with Johnny anywhere !!

  • Donna_Romper

    He named it the Red Vagina?

    • Johnny D

      Damn straight!

    • CultOfPersonality

      no…Vajoliroja – Named for the first letters of the names of his family (longtime girlfriend Vanessa, Johnny, daughter Lily Rose and son Jack)

  • NebraskaGuy

    #8 Nice boat, Johnny … but next time, let your family come aboard instead of towing them behind you, haha!

    (Of course, I'm kidding … I know those are the servants) 😉

  • SpacemanSpiff_

    I bet he sails it along the Somalian coast…Ha! Get it!?…Pirates!? Somalian Pirates?…it's all over the news…. it's funny guys, i know it is

  • Mandalor

    I don't know what else to say other than "that's pimp"

    I quote Daniel Tosh:
    "Money doesn't buy happiness." Uh, do you live in America? 'Cause it buys a WaveRunner. Have you ever seen a sad person on a WaveRunner? Have you? Seriously, have you? Try to frown on a WaveRunner. You can't! They're so awesome, it's just throttle. People smile as they hit the pier. Because you forget, you need gas to turn. It goes against your natural instincts. Some of you aren't laughing; we all miss your cousin, but not laughing's not gonna bring him back. He's dead for a reason. He was a show-off, and he tried to spray us. "I didn't wanna get wet!" I yelled at his mother at the funeral."

    • bell

      you know, you are right Mandalor. all true.

  • soda pop

    I want to see some photos of this private island of his!

    • The_Dood

      Well it wouldn't be very private then, would it?

  • Will Harding

    That is Fooking amazing. Best I got is a rubber duck.

    • MylesofStyles


  • Ninja47

    My car broke down and I'm driving my mom's PT Cruiser and then I see this. SALT ON THE WOUND.

  • loso

    All his wealth should be redistributed because in his own words “he gets paid too much money”

    Same for every other “RICH” celebrity

    • John

      so you think that you should capitalize on his success in Hollywood…?
      your logic seems off…

      • hMMMM

        but he's entitled to it….

    • Dick Salad

      It's almost the end of the month don't worry your welfare check is on the way scumbag.

    • morebeer

      Step 1. Complain about Johnny Depp's money
      Step 2. ???????
      Step 3. PROFIT!!

    • Commando00

      SO how many "Pirates" movies of his did YOU go see?? Hopefully we won't see you at any more of them…..

      • SeasonSalt

        hopefully they stop making them.

  • Rich

    #3 – serious design flaw. You cant use that deck while the boat is underway. Unless you like sucking up exhaust.

    • ROK247

      those are the air intakes for the engines. air going in, not exhaust going out. derp.

      • Dan Shipper

        Yeah, the exhaust goes into the water. But why not make them point sideways? That way you'll get less engine noise in your face and the view would be nicer…

    • richisadick

      another name for rich is DICK, Right Dick, ?

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