Captions, like a fine wine with a twisty straw (30 photos)

^ that’s why you take $100 from now. And go back in time. And buy some bacon….

#30, and NO MORE BLOW JOBS!

#5 I saw this scene while flipping channels and thought "holy crap, I have to start watching this!!" then I didn't. I still consider it, when I remember it. Still love that line.

#1
He totally looks like Mac from Sunny in Philadelphia

OFMG?
#16

#5
Dr. Perry Cox, one of the greatest characters EVER!

#3

I laughed so hard I nearly fell off of my chair…and I don’t even understand the caption…

#7

But the chlorine burns!

#13 Never gets old. Oh, wait, yes it does! Are you going to post this picture every fucking day??

#5
Classic Cox, Classic Scrubs………typing that first part kinda makes me feel gay.

Huge pulp fiction fan #8 had me in tears

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#22 $0.79 in 1962 is worth $5.94 today. (i.e. Bacon is cheaper today.)

Rename this "stuff we have posted already".
I don't usually complain to free websites, but I am used to better posts than this from the Chive.
A few of these were even posted earlier this week.
And the ballsack one might as well be your new logo I have seen it so many times.
That is all.

# 10

why am i turn on?

#5 : I'd like to meet the genius who stuck it up there without breaking it!

#15 : "While keeping my hand in my pocket so she can't tell just how happy I really am!"

#28 : Yep watched TWO Qwest guys in a hole, the middle of summer, 98 degrees out, 80% humidity; took them ALL DAY to reassemble one of these after a backhoe cut through it.

#26 Was so me when I was little…

my classmate's mother makes $84 every hour on the internet. She has been fired for 10 months but last month her check was $8514 just working on the internet for a few hours. Read about it on this site CashLazy.com

#27
i feel like a gratuitous amount of women were impregnated just by looking at this picture

#24 – Made me laugh like a crazy guy after a stressful argument with the girlfriend. Thanks, Chive.

Also.. does #13's eyes creep anyone else out..? Feels like shes staring into my soul. D:

#16 oh fucking my god?

[...] is, it does seem to compile some very hilarious stuff.  For example this collection of captions on this page.  I’ve picked some of the best to feature here. [...]

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#10 In the Marine Corps this is what we call a Dependapotomis… haha

#22 Inflation…bacon has actually gotten cheaper…