Captions, like a fine wine with a twisty straw (30 photos)

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  • mojo420jojo

    ^ that’s why you take $100 from now. And go back in time. And buy some bacon….

  • Beavis

    #30, and NO MORE BLOW JOBS!

  • Kenneth

    #5 I saw this scene while flipping channels and thought "holy crap, I have to start watching this!!" then I didn't. I still consider it, when I remember it. Still love that line.

  • JosephKerr

    #1
    He totally looks like Mac from Sunny in Philadelphia

  • copperbum

    OFMG?
    #16

  • Simon

    #5
    Dr. Perry Cox, one of the greatest characters EVER!

  • Anonymous

    #3

    I laughed so hard I nearly fell off of my chair…and I don’t even understand the caption…

  • yzerguy

    #7

    But the chlorine burns!

  • MonkeyMadness

    #13 Never gets old. Oh, wait, yes it does! Are you going to post this picture every fucking day??

  • KorovaMilkBar

    #5
    Classic Cox, Classic Scrubs………typing that first part kinda makes me feel gay.

  • jonstotts

    Huge pulp fiction fan #8 had me in tears

  • NielsenAlberto

    my classmate's mother makes $84 every hour on the internet. She has been fired for 10 months but last month her check was $8514 just working on the internet for a few hours. Read about it on this site CashLazy.com

  • p33

    #22 $0.79 in 1962 is worth $5.94 today. (i.e. Bacon is cheaper today.)

  • Prangsta

    Rename this "stuff we have posted already".
    I don't usually complain to free websites, but I am used to better posts than this from the Chive.
    A few of these were even posted earlier this week.
    And the ballsack one might as well be your new logo I have seen it so many times.
    That is all.

    • Mhic

      Someone whose mother died once told me that mehotsing she truly regretted was not insisting that there be more photos of her mother, because there existed about 4 photos and she felt as though there were large chunks of her pictorial history that were missing. This has always stayed with me and despite not wanting my picture out there and despite always finding mehotsing I dislike about every picture, I grin and smile and initiate photos because I want all the photos of me to be a part of what people remember about me. I also make a point of getting a few nice photos taken that even I like every year enough of my friends are professional quality photographers. You look beautiful Melanie. You look really peaceful.

  • nameless

    # 10

    why am i turn on?

  • Smitty

    #5 : I'd like to meet the genius who stuck it up there without breaking it!

    #15 : "While keeping my hand in my pocket so she can't tell just how happy I really am!"

    #28 : Yep watched TWO Qwest guys in a hole, the middle of summer, 98 degrees out, 80% humidity; took them ALL DAY to reassemble one of these after a backhoe cut through it.

  • Allie H

    #26 Was so me when I was little…

  • RoseAlan

    my classmate's mother makes $84 every hour on the internet. She has been fired for 10 months but last month her check was $8514 just working on the internet for a few hours. Read about it on this site CashLazy.com

  • fool

    #27
    i feel like a gratuitous amount of women were impregnated just by looking at this picture

  • TheMoose03

    #24 – Made me laugh like a crazy guy after a stressful argument with the girlfriend. Thanks, Chive.

    Also.. does #13's eyes creep anyone else out..? Feels like shes staring into my soul. D:

  • cheeeese

    #16 oh fucking my god?

  • http://bananafeed.wordpress.com/2012/01/26/a-collection-of-captions/ A Collection of Captions « Banana Feed

    […] is, it does seem to compile some very hilarious stuff.  For example this collection of captions on this page.  I’ve picked some of the best to feature here. […]

  • Claudinei

    Elia Perez Posted on Kim thank you! Lupus is not the end of the world. I fight and challenge melsyf daily. Sometimes to the point of exhaustion, but I NEED to squeeze everything I can out of my days! I have always been like that. To my family it is more significant now the cotributions I make to our family. Stay strong Sis!

  • http://www.facebook.com/jamie.bonalewicz Jamie Bonalewicz

    #10 In the Marine Corps this is what we call a Dependapotomis… haha

  • Bacon

    #22 Inflation…bacon has actually gotten cheaper…

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