I don’t know how to explain any of these sports (30 Photos)

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  • chicago

    Explanation: most look like fun
    Except for #5 and #25 .. explanation: Lame Ducks on Segways. then there's that silly costume

    • MC Hammer

      Segway polo. Apparently it's a thing….

  • AssClown

    #7 Hipster version of Star Wars Fighting…

    • Otto

      I hate Seattle

    • Darth Cardboard

      Probably more fun drunk…

    • Lawndart

      Someone photoshop some lightsabers please. I like lightsabers.

  • obummer

    meh…

  • AssClown

    #9 I'm sure the bat made a "blap" sound when he hit the baseball…

  • blazindave

    /afk getting pancakes

  • http://www.facebook.com/mickael.duncan1 Mickael Duncan

    #20 No explaination needed

    • Ferret

      more pictures requested

      • JHarris

        Be careful what you wish for.

    • sadman

      Regular women's softball, right?

      • BigHeadEd

        With rainbow colored balloons.

      • #17

        Thats Cal Anderson Park in Seattle, def. not women's softball

  • Matt

    Butt hut. Hehe #1

  • hipsterbgone

    #1 looks sweet

  • http://blog.tomsforeign.com Edward

    #30 Wtf?

    • LooWho?

      quidditch???

  • Tito

    I see 'Mind Blowing' is stil used in high volume for stuff that's not even close to eye-opening. Keep trying though, you'll get the entry that fits that some time. This one, however, is not it. Actually, it's quite boring.

    • felix43

      It was supposed to say "mind bowling"

    • Lev

      Totally. Example: #19.
      "We have never heard of this dodgeball of which you speak."

  • jag

    #6 MERICA!

  • Stan_Dalone

    Don't explain it, "just do it" – nike

    • Sleep_Salone

      Don't make sense, "just comment" – Stan_Dalone.

      • Stan_Dalone

        you don't make sense stalking me, but I know you want me to leave, so how's that plan working for you?

        • FuckoffStan

          "you don't make sense stalking me" LMFAO I really hope you have a drinking problem SFB because at least then youd have an excuse

          • Stan_Dalone

            You have some mental issues of your own, You still haven't answered my question, how's that plan working for you? lmao

            • FuckoffStan

              Maybe I havent answered your question dumbass because you didnt ask me! You asked "Sleep_Salone" shit for brains.

              Speaking of mental issues LMFAO, Man you are just too easy.

              • Stan_Dalone

                oh like you are two different people ok fine as a stalker that you are gettiubg me to leave how's that plan working for you

                • FuckoffStan

                  Holy fuck are you paranoid. Sad that you seem to be trying to convince yourself that there could only be one person whos tired of your shit? Im not trying to get you to leave SFB, I just enjoy showing you time and time again what a fucking hypocrite you are.

                  After your little spam hissy fit of last night I think a lot more people have come to realize that youre not just a guy with bad spelling and no sense of humor what so ever but that your a complete fucking idiot with severe paranoia issues

        • Sleep_Salone

          I don't want you to leave. You're a perpetual train wreck…and I enjoy the carnage.

  • AlexJ225

    I'd hate to have to play soccer in long sleeve stuff like #26

    • http://www.facebook.com/mickael.duncan1 Mickael Duncan

      Obviously not soccer. It's Faceball!

    • Him

      You had me at, "I'd hate to have to play soccer."

    • Leonel_LyL

      I'd hate to have to live in a country where they call football "soccer".

      • Him

        It's wrong to be French.

      • Golga

        Be glad we call it anything.

  • Marvin

    #12 is a teddy bear toss at a junior hockey game. All the teddy bears go to childrens hospitals and sick kids. Its a pretty cool event.

    • Venus

      NHL does the teddy toss as well, or at least I know the Calgary Stadium does.

    • Chris

      Been to lots of them, one of the best, fastest fundraisers around!

    • Jon.

      Yep, they're a blast. When the home team scores its first goal, everyone throws their teddy bears onto the ice. Truly an amazing sight, and this picture doesn't come close to doing it justice.

    • Panzerrat

      That's the Seattle Thunderbirds vs the Portland Winterhawks. Judging by the jerseys, they're playing in Portland.

      • VaginaBoob

        Ding ding ding.

  • http://www.facebook.com/DriftwoodProse Nathan Hart

    #19 is dodgeball, obviously.

  • JHarris

    #23 I'm not sure what's going on, but the Colts just claimed this guy off the waiver wire.

  • crapflinger

    #10 is Kaiju Big Battle (http://kaiju.com/). basically "professional" wrestling, but with japanese monster movie monsters.

    • the other Jen

      WTF, Japan?

    • Jakeman

      What city got attacked by a giant waffle?

      • 16inchzipper

        BUY WAFFLES! TASTY WAFFLES! WITH LOT'S OF SYRUP!

    • Godzilla

      So it's like Power Rangers???

    • kt

      they were just in philly last month!
      theres even a can of chicken noodle soup that fights too. kung foo chicken noodle

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    #29 its fucking awesome to watch

    • Big_Curt

      holy hell…that looks impossible

    • miles.v

      It's in fact sepak takraw a popular sport in south eastern asia.

  • A BiPolar Guy

    #5 beloved for its lightning fast action.

  • Dan

    #8 looks like it will end in a big party.

  • Hunter X

    #14 LOVE the woman on the right…she seems to be thinking, "EWWWW! There's a large black man in my general vicinity!!! Get. Him. Away."

    • Headfade

      On the other hand the guy in the striped shirt, top left, seems generally unamused by the whole situation.

      • Lojik

        Big guy in the direct path: I'll catch you… come to me

  • Zeke

    #3 is called Pato and is played in Argentina. It's kind of a mix between polo and basketball. It's called Pato (duck) because it was initially played with a live duck inside a basket instead of that ball with handles. And not a single fuck was given…

    • https://www.facebook.com/Teitn Sebastián Nullo

      Besides it's ours (Argentininan) national sport.

      • Nishtai

        una N de más, maestro 😛

    • HobbesLeviathan

      The Afghans play a similar sport, called bizkashi. They use a dead goat instead of a ball.

    • Leonel_LyL

      Fuckkkkk Argentina. They call it "Hambrientina" in Latin America. Hahaha. 😛

      • Nishtai

        Really? It was recently named the best latin american country to live in.
        I guess, for the envious smell on your comment, u must be chilean, or urugayan

  • dsparob

    There's a guy at my work that plkays Underwater Hockey #22 He's always trying to recruit other people. Apparently there is underwater rugby and football too….

    • alex

      The best underwater activity I've seen on the Chive lately is underwater beer pong.

    • Brad

      this is really big in the Netherlands…

    • Chris

      I played this, it is one of the most incredible sports for fitness, as it is normally at 2 – 3 meters deep. The female teams are mind boggling vicious to the male players, and so the fun commences….
      However some of the "scenery" you can experience… Its like aquatic twister….

  • bread15

    #6 Yeah, the Pin n Ford in Tillamook, OR!!! Nothing like racing an old Model T with a swine in your hand.

    #11 GO BEAVS!!!

    • bread15

      F…that's PIG N Ford

    • shaunvw

      Where the hell was this when i was there? All i found was a bunch of shitty Tillamook cheese

  • Mrs_Conejo

    #14 Granny is not amused.

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